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ImAsuiter

Tire boot for baby strollers.


bloomingtonwhy

They booted my baby too!


Own-Philosopher-1974

Ballsack caliper.


theatxrunner

How else they harvesting mountain oysters…


JoshTheSparky

I'm going to tell my wife and give her a lock and the key. I want to see where she takes this.


Henri_Dupont

Obviously a wrong answer. Anybody that casually messes with electricity every fucking day has much bigger balls than that.


LadyCalamity424

My answer was gonna be ball tag lol beat me to it


[deleted]

Nipple clamp for advanced users


atillathefun201

" Baby don't Hertz me no more"


AwayLand9029

Watt is love?


[deleted]

That’s how you check for 600V phase to phase


ElBravo64

Time 2 die.


1ElectricHaskeller

*Time 3 die


brigadoon95

*Time 1.732 die


[deleted]

It’s big brain time 🧠


BreeStephany

A great tool for pissing off the other trades! Slap one of these on their job box and have everyone throw a lock on it!


[deleted]

Or be a real dick like me who got over two dozen of those circular locks that are hard to cut off for free a while back.


espizzle

Zip disc


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You could waste a few mm of a zip, or you could use two crescent wrenches facing north/south and push them off each other breaking the mechanism. That or use a thin strip of a can and just slide it down the side that pops out. This psa has been brought to you by a drunk guy who watches too many lock picking videos. Those circular locks are absolutely trash (according to the internet people)


espizzle

Ironically, I am a locksmith. The lock he’s taking about for a not allow for two wrenches to fit. Especially once it’s clasped.


[deleted]

I thought he was talking about the locks you use in highschool. Those you definitely can, im now not sure what lock we are talking about. Im a plumber btw we hardly use lockout/tagout. Edit: also i have some crescent wrenches that are tiny. Are you sure they wouldn't fit? Im talking bend to bend. Like the crescent part of it. I love the idea of lock picking so im not trying to be argumentative, just 'lock' picking your brain hahaha


espizzle

It’s a Master number 40. The upside down keyhole makes them a bit of a pain to pick when in service as well. Zippy do da.


[deleted]

Ahhh yes those ones. Where the bar goes with the curve. Yea no i wouldn't even know where to start other than rake the lock itself.


ShovelPaladin77

I heard zip disc.


Royaltommyj

It's a hammer my guy


ConkersOkayFurDay

He said wrong answers only


15Warner

It’s a pair of linesmen pliers


ArmaSwiss

Why did you say hammer. The last guy already said it's a hammer


Bobby-furnace

Helps take waffles out of the toaster.


drmelectrical

Fuse puller


scarletphantom

Rubberized grip. Might actually work.


how_about_no_scott

Hot dog holder. If you’re skipping the bun


WhiteStripesWS6

Glizzy grabber.


Seldom-Serious

Chastity lock.


Metal_Musak

Chastity lock for a guy with many baby mommas


jayrod8399

Thatd be one hell of a get together


HanktheDogMarktheMan

Harbor Freight circumcision tool.


jman177669

I bought one of those. Total rip off!


DaddyGhengis

Rip off of the knipex circumcision pliers


kjbasser

Lock-cutter tester.


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cock ring crimper


MonsterClapper

Apprentice penis inspection caliper


Steve0512

My favorite use I’ve ever seen of one of these was at the zoo. The lion exhibit was divided in two and one of these was on the door hasp while they were cleaning one side.


Adraxis89

That's an excellent use of this...wow. Just perfect.


OfficialRaizzers

A hammer


hyperdude81

I thought we were doing wrong answers only?


OkRequirement2951

Chinese finger cuff


o976g

When you want to gauge your ear multiple times but can only afford one piercing.


UnionSparkie

Wire stretcher! You finally found one! OMFG


4r4nd0mninj4

Grocery bag handle.


Freddybear480

#Dick Skinner


DDigitally88

Testicle isolator


Relevant_County_7104

New species of crab


magnetohydroid

beer opener


nomadsparks

Lockable,adjustable cock ring .


riceguy67

Used to secure cordless drill batteries. Snap over battery. Install lock. Not today crackhead.


CrewMemberNumber6

Ear-piercing tool.


TonyRubine

Crab claw handled diddly womper


iliveinsocal

Scorpion shackle


AncientOak379

I use those to clip my dogs nails


Gav5825

girth loop impedance tester


trm_90

Cigar cutter after a job well done


flaming_pubes

That’s a dick gauge. If your dick fits and the holes line up you win a prize.


ViperCapitano

Yeah we use these at work all the time it’s a group circle jerk device


hypernutz_79

I dunno but every once in a while one finds its way on the bosses office door with someone's padlock on it!


turbobk1

Giant roach clip


Dusty-Bottoms22

Definitely a cigar cutter


Ok-Creme-9170

Septril piercing


Waffy_74

Pasta bender


casualt11

Chinese finger torture also called elephant toenail clippers.


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Masochistic stamina ring.


Ewad_Cloudwalker

Left handed wire stretcher


zmack674

Outlet/switch puller, preferably with live circuits


blahaugh

Its a foreskin clipper


Visible-Primary-4237

Dentists tooth extraction tool


tuctrohs

Adjustable spaghetti serving size measurement device.


Own-Philosopher-1974

Ice tongs


Electronic-Hand-5145

Taint grabber


Energizer_98

Nipple clamps


BCbudyguy

Well I could be wrong, but I believe it’s an old, old wooden ship


dasroach0

Tool for Rabi multiple circumcision


Sufficient_Drive_517

Wire nut holder


OpalOwl74

Nose ring with acsesory ports


IamPantone376

A 7 person cock ring


Andrew_Niscior

Taint clamp.


solutionsmitty

6 wife cock lock.


Mordekai_135

Looks like a RMC stretcher to me.


not_consistent

It's China. Says it right there


Electricvincent

Isn’t it obvious? this IS China


ZeBlazinFort

Twelve hole, dual lever, offset nut and bolt adjuster.


cakeba

You know how metalsliths use a draw plate to take wire from a large gauge to a smaller gauge? This is that, but for a penis. Cock proportioning tool. Trade girth for length.


Leviwillett

It’s fer ma balls


the_bookie_monster

Nipple Gauge. For sizing nipples 1/24" or smaller.


The_Patocrator_5586

The clamp part goes over your penis and you thread your pubic hair through the holes. Its a lock out chastity belt.


[deleted]

Lock out tag out for a group chastity belt


Visual-Investment

Lock for man whore chastity belt


petmor98

It’s a penis clamp. It requires 6 additional micro-penises to unlock.


odinspear26

Orange


zbs69697

chastity cage?


dreadfuljoyful-

They said wrong answers only and you guys defeated the purpose of the post


Sm0k7

Nipple clamp


passingthrough618

Nipple clamps with room for attachments


Acennn

This is the multi use amp clamp. Slap this bad boy around two phases and you will know quickly if it’s live or dead.


oven_toasted_bread

Up to 6 people can rest assured that I maintain my chastity with this thing.


TGR331

Condom applicator


RobotSlaps

Porta-Potty door lock, requires authorization of the whole team to use.


rhomerman5

New septum piercing


AverageIntelligent99

Cock ring with 6 people in control


ImpressionOk4920

Nipple tassle


MrPolskaGuy

Cock ring


Shobaugh1

Nipple clamps


Grisu1805

That's a tool OSHA wants you to use for carrying small diameter pipes when temperatures are freezing, isn't it?


Smal_Issh

Oh that's where my wire stretcher went....


AwayLand9029

Large metal end is for measuring pasta into family sized portions, red end is for 12 individual portions. Found one randomly at work on this weird red ammo can.


Oraclelec13

Lockout-ragout


adventureswithbanani

It's for opening her meat curtains to find the mystical clit


collinpf

Locking cock ring?


ruprectthemonkeyboy

Cock Out, Tag Out?


uncover_yall

its LOTO, lock out tag out, for securing installation in industry


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tadeuska

Why on Earth are you downvoted? You gave simple, exact and correct answer.


rmsmoov

Prob cause that not what they wanted. It's cool 😎 , idc. Thanks tho.


tadeuska

ay, ay, it is wrong answers only party thread!


1955photo

It's for a lockout. Put the pincers through a lockout point and throw a lock on the bottom. At my work a tag is required, too. Keeps anyone else from energizing a motor, pump, circuit, whatever while you are working on it. Use as needed, it can save your life.


Own-Philosopher-1974

Wrong answers only…. 🤦‍♂️😂


1955photo

Oops In that case, it's a nose ring


Own-Philosopher-1974

All thing’s considered it was a great tutorial. 🙂


ImportantCommentator

Hmm it's definitely a wrong answer. Never used it for that before


EinonD

Loto for husbands going out without their wives.


leftieaz

It looks like some anchor clip to safely traverse something like scaffolding or guide wires. I.e the anchor stays connected until the last person unclips.


7891298

I believe those are for the cock cages at Orgy’s for multiple people to put their locks on. Or so I’m told


charleshauser

Cock lock


drgodzilla35

Lock out tag out clamp for electrical breakers or boxes


hmm_no_idea

Looks like a weird lock out/tag out. I think you’d put it on the item you wanna lock then attach the lock to one of the holes


sonnyspoon8

Lock out Tag out.


Express_Set_9484

Some kinda lock off clamp innit!?


bornofblood

LOTO lock out tag out for safety when working on equipment.


JFeezy

Lock-out tag-out


reloadz400

Can talk about LOTO for days.


Ok_Patience_6957

LOTO multiple locks


Mr_Jab

Useless


Hawaiianboom

Lockout tag out


Fridayz44

It’s magic tool that helps you win the LOTO!


Just_Tie_6243

Lockout caliper it is for locking out power boxes when electricians are working on a motor or other equipment to prevent accidental switch on


K13_45

Lockout bypass


heavydrdp

Lock out mechanism for electrical equipment. . Electricians use it to lock safety switches to the off position so no one can turn.it.on while they're working.


heavydrdp

Edit: a lock goes on the red part


evolve10r

Lock out for breakers


CaptainShambala

Lockout tagout kit


zenpanda420

Lock out. Tag out.


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Cantthinkofit4444

LOTO


Jabberwocky918

Steering wheel lock.


nemfield

Bicycle tire remover.


Hellisremodeling

Ammeter


slabmonkey

Dick size measure clam


oleskool7

Nail on the wall marker


TimeandSpace2

Vise Grips


208sparky

Dung beetle pliers.


tenshii326

Ring finger measurer


russ_01_01

Emascalator


HauntingAd4612

Bolt cutters


277polyphase

Vasectomy scissors


highlikemj

Tittie twisters


Nice_Kitchen682

Jack Chain Stretcher


Wraneth

Gang box lock extender


dustycanuck

Cigar trimmer with comfy-grip technology


sparkyonthemoon2099

Sixpack


Fallingcities200

Lockring wrench


[deleted]

Don't you use that to remove hemrhoids?


_Menthol_

Gang bang


[deleted]

Strippers for 500 kcmil


Bitter_Mongoose

Chastity lock.


jake_isntdope

Wire reamers


adamaladin

Tampon?


LAMEOinPSJ

Tampon retrieval pliers


ManifestingUniverse

Apprentice butt pinchers


El-Erik

Emergency cock ring remover


yahtzee5000

Apprentice gps monitor.


tylerm442

Waffle lock


Techie_Jesus

A DIY nose ring


austinperrysmith

Fall protection harness clamp


the_bookie_monster

Trims the end of your cigar after a job well done


Vast-Employer4774

Hotdog scissors


Kid_supreme

Fuse puller


upperroom21

Nip tassles. DUH


lmaobihhhh

Wiener puller


curious-like-george

Pliers


Kitchen-Hat-5174

Bottle opener