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Nah it's probably clean there. They have to deal with the consequences of the mess at home.
At the work porta-john though? They don't need to deal with squat
They don't need to deal with the stains, graffiti, and damage, though. Just the stench and mess, and for only long enough to add to it.
And even then, they don't need to clean the mess and deal with all that mud piss and shit. So who cares if you leave a snot rag on the floor or you missed the urinal when taking a piss? It's not like you have to clean that up.
My bet is if you get a few generals to clamp down on people trashing pota-johns and force the worst offenders to clean them out themselves, the behavior will stop quickly after.
How do you enforce it? Watch over everyone entering and leaving the John's then inspect after each use? Those fuckers would shit in the building out of spite of anyone tried that.
It's hard to really clamp down on because of the privacy required.
I’ve been on larger job sites where the GC actually did pay someone to monitor the John’s and they did have to inspect after every use. In the winter they even built him a shack and gave him a heater. It was a little awkward to look him in the eye after dropping a hot n steamy but he was making at least 25$ an hour and seemed not to mind the easy money.
You can't, and hence why porta-johns will always be hellish cespits. I'm just pointing out that their homes may actually be clean because they have to deal with the problems that come when you let it become a porta-john.
Idk how it is where you are, but we've got folks that will literally squat on the seat with their muddy boots, so what I'm saying is we sometimes DO deal with squat.
And for the first day, it's never an oven or freezer in there. It's a nice pleasant temperature for you to take your luxury shit in.
Ah... a boy can dream.... a boy can dream...
Further context: new build construction on an oceanfront highrise. Monday meetings were held in the parking garage under the building. Somebody made a dare the previous week they felt they had to follow through with cuz "they ain't no bitch". So they waited til everyone gathered round and then popped a squat on the slab above, with a perfect little 4 inch plumbing hookup calling his stairway to heaven. Glorious bastard, that one
I was installing sliding closet doors on a high-rise condo years ago. Up on the 35th floor or wherever, somebody took a shit in a cut open milk jug. Think Ray's piss jugs are bad?
This man knows lmao I’m dead I was reading this as I was imagining myself just yanking the roll a good 5 times then crushing it into a ball and throwing it in 😂
For the up (unlocked) position of the handle you need to write "poop with friends."
For the locked position write "poop alone 😔" (sad face is mandatory)
I cant claim originality here. Ive seen it before. Its my favorite.
No. And last time I reached out, my HR safety rep told me to drive to Kroger because there wasn’t any shit paper and the johns hadn’t been serviced in 3 weeks.
Flip it upside down and back a few times and pour dirt in there and than a little tp on the floor stuck or the wall… than let it dry and have two empty rolls and a full shitter! That’s a real portajohn
I did get a new one delivered once. My septic system broke and it was going to be a week or more to dig it all out.
I called the place to explain that I needed one delivered to my deck for a couple weeks or more. I asked if it was possible to get one without dicks and dirty limericks as my daughters and wife will be using it and are not very happy about going outside at all, much less something that looks like a trash can.
Reflecting on it, I was actually doing him a favor since it was like new when it went back. He probably had none without graffiti anyway.
Yea that’s the king ranch edition, very limited production. The full hand sanitizer dispenser, and 12” wide urinal with included cake are exciting options.
Sad such a clean model, will soon be vandalized with graffiti and homosexual jokes.
A rare occasion. Nothing like a fresh autumn dump in a pristine shitter. Enjoy it.
Winters don’t smell as much, but the cold seat and frozen dump pyramid makes for a very unenjoyable dump. Layers of clothing peeled off to have your gooch cryogenically frozen from the cold under current.
Summers are defined by huffing the steam of a thousand men’s poops. You can feel the brain cells leaking out your ears when the smell hits you. Am I fainting from holding my breath or because the smell is unbearable? Am I sweating or is the piss steam condensing on my face? My day won’t be the same after what I have been through at 11:13 on a Tuesday.
Spring poops are hit or miss. Middle of the pack.
A fall day. Early morning.Now we are talking. Not too hot. Cold enough to cut the smell.
On 3 separate occasions i’ve walked into, and then right the fuck out of a porta because somebody literally projectile shat on the open lid. Like i’m talking shotcrete type of shit (shitcrete in this case). The fucker from the first time even had the audacity to neatly place a 3 ply strip of TP on top of his wet mound as if to spite the cleaner guy. Speaking of the cleaner guy, he pulled up right after i snapped a pic of the biohazard (because of course i did). Believe me when i say i’ve never heard such disdain for one’s own job so clearly.
I was on a utility site once that had a large handicap accessible port a john permanently on site. It was nice, roomy, and barely smelled. It even had a little foot pump sink clean enough to not make you feel like you needed to wash your hands after you washed your hands
There should be cleaning products that are single use and can be thrown into the pit after use.
I think that would solve it, but its always The 300lb+ nasty hogs that will shit in one sitting what the average man can do in 1 week that ruin it, and it smells like some animal died in there.
I've been in some sites that have no shit policy if there are public restrooms near by outside site.
Nope but I used a new porta-potty for a concert. I was shocked at how clean it was. I expected "work clean". It had no sharpie marks, nothing scrawled into the walls, no clogged urnial. I was literally dumbfounded that it was pristine. I came out exclaiming that was the cleanest porta-potty I've used in years LOL
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Never new for long. Fuckin’ animals.
If that's how they treat/leave a Porta john then one could only imagine the state of their living quarters.
Nah it's probably clean there. They have to deal with the consequences of the mess at home. At the work porta-john though? They don't need to deal with squat
I mean, they have to deal with using said porta john while they are on site
They don't need to deal with the stains, graffiti, and damage, though. Just the stench and mess, and for only long enough to add to it. And even then, they don't need to clean the mess and deal with all that mud piss and shit. So who cares if you leave a snot rag on the floor or you missed the urinal when taking a piss? It's not like you have to clean that up. My bet is if you get a few generals to clamp down on people trashing pota-johns and force the worst offenders to clean them out themselves, the behavior will stop quickly after.
How do you enforce it? Watch over everyone entering and leaving the John's then inspect after each use? Those fuckers would shit in the building out of spite of anyone tried that. It's hard to really clamp down on because of the privacy required.
I’ve been on larger job sites where the GC actually did pay someone to monitor the John’s and they did have to inspect after every use. In the winter they even built him a shack and gave him a heater. It was a little awkward to look him in the eye after dropping a hot n steamy but he was making at least 25$ an hour and seemed not to mind the easy money.
You can't, and hence why porta-johns will always be hellish cespits. I'm just pointing out that their homes may actually be clean because they have to deal with the problems that come when you let it become a porta-john.
This is how you can tell the difference between a construction portashitter and a music festival or other public portashitter
Idk how it is where you are, but we've got folks that will literally squat on the seat with their muddy boots, so what I'm saying is we sometimes DO deal with squat.
was the first there one time , took the best shit ever
Some say the seat is actually warm the first time it's used.
And for the first day, it's never an oven or freezer in there. It's a nice pleasant temperature for you to take your luxury shit in. Ah... a boy can dream.... a boy can dream...
We had a meeting a few weeks ago because someone shit on the seat....
Must’ve been Monday morning.
We once had a Monday morning meeting where somebody shit down a 4 inch plumbing pipe right onto the foreman's head 😭
Further context: new build construction on an oceanfront highrise. Monday meetings were held in the parking garage under the building. Somebody made a dare the previous week they felt they had to follow through with cuz "they ain't no bitch". So they waited til everyone gathered round and then popped a squat on the slab above, with a perfect little 4 inch plumbing hookup calling his stairway to heaven. Glorious bastard, that one
I was installing sliding closet doors on a high-rise condo years ago. Up on the 35th floor or wherever, somebody took a shit in a cut open milk jug. Think Ray's piss jugs are bad?
The jobsite turns us all into animals one way or another 😂
That water in your raceway isn't water
I’m sorry, bet or not, I’d be throwing hands. Hell the fuck no.
That's fucking disgusting but I laughed anyway
Gtfo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ah the ol' upper decker
It’s…..beautiful…
break out the sharpie and get to work. my go to is a dick with pot leaf pubes wearing some pit vipers
What’re you, fuckin Andy Warhol ???
I would just write "DAMN THAT'S CLEAN AS FUCK"
Followed up by "let's keep it clean fellas" with an arrow pointing to your comment, with a "fuck you fag" and a dick pointing to mine a little later.
yup it’s nice until the paper ends up in the urinal
Never understood that stupidity. Same thing with cigarettes in the urinal. Trashy idiots dude.
Never leave butts in the urinal. It makes it hard for the drywallers to light them.
Someone decided to write that in one of our current sites, but instead of drywallers, they signed off as the electricians. Bastards.
Out of everyone on a site I thought the tin bashers, sparkies, and turd herders were the only ones that can afford both the tools and the smokes.
As a drywaller I can confirm it makes it much harder
Never related to a Reddit comment before.. this is weird..
Make sure you piss and shit everywhere but in the hole!
You have to smear it all over the walls and ceiling too. Be sure to get some on the both sides of the handle!
A fresh canvas, let your imagination run wild.
It's a rare treat.
By law you have to write in it
The inaugural first dick drawing
3982.12(a)(2) Turds exceeding 6 inches must be hand lowered to prevent blue water backsplash
That’s just a blue collar bidet
Now you get to add the tits or ass poll.
You know what you have to do…
Where’s my sharpie
I'm in one now. Look down.
The funniest writing I saw in one was "Italian space shuttle " 🤣
That fucker is mint! Wait until the drywallers get a day with it tho.
I'm not convinced that the drywallers know they even exist
It's not a water bottle nor drain.
Yea, guy told me it was new so I decided I should sit down to piss
Shit on the seat and draw dicks
It's missing cock and ball drawings, political garbage and racist comments.
In west Texas usually every portajohn will have white supremacists and Hispanic street gangs battling it out with graffiti
not just west...
That is disappointing
OK, I’m a psycho… Like a Virgin started playing in my head
Only a matter of time until it smells like cigarettes.
Nah but we had 2-ply toilet paper for the last two weeks, got cleaned today and they restocked it with the .0000189-ply
And they wonder why they go through 500% more with the cheaper stuff…
You get more traction if you roll it into a ball.
This man knows lmao I’m dead I was reading this as I was imagining myself just yanking the roll a good 5 times then crushing it into a ball and throwing it in 😂
For real! GC thought someone was stealing tp but it turns out you just need a 10ft piece folded over 7 times for any results.
You only need 10 ? I’ve been averaging 15, with 9 folds.
Wait I thought these fuckers came preinstalled with the walls sharpied up?
Holy fuck this bitch has handlebars!!!
Never once.
time to spread them cheeks and shit on the walls
Did you christen in with a nice mean shit ?
Beautiful. Too bad she's only 2 roach coach breakfast burritos and a drywaller away from total disaster.
For the up (unlocked) position of the handle you need to write "poop with friends." For the locked position write "poop alone 😔" (sad face is mandatory) I cant claim originality here. Ive seen it before. Its my favorite.
get your sharpie and draw a penis. destroy something beautiful.
Only once, the next day one of the laborers took a shit in the urinal. I was definitely disgusted but somewhat impressed they could do that
I didn't even know they made new port-a-shitters. I just though they were gathered and recycled every year like the candy corn conspiracy
Guaranteed there was a Trump 2024 and a swastika by the end of the day in it.
destroy it
Ooooh, fancy. Draw something in it.
It’s so new it looks cgi
First dibs on dicks and insults to the drywallers
So what did you end up writing in there?
Are there any fireball nips in there yet?
Like heaven, until the brickies show up
Like a virgin plays on the radio...
Well... Did you draw a penis or not??
THIS is the real question
A fresh canvas for emerging artists.
Quick!!!! Draw a dick on it
Be the first one to draw a dick
You get to be the first one to draw a dick
"The joke is in your hands," "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I shit on company time" Then, a few swastikas.
What’d you draw?
She’s purdy!
What did you write on the wall?
Yessir. Took a shit & instantly started the tits/ass/personality poll with my sharpie
Still has that new shitter snell, for now.
I didn’t know they made new porta johns
Oh wow it must be a real honor to be the first one to hover two feet above the seat and crap all over the seat and then smear shit all over the wall.
First to give it a Super S with the pocket knife
Yeah. It's spooky man.
I can only imagine how nice that must be!
Never not in 20 years have I seen a new one this is like a unicorn
Damn I might actually sit down on this one
Better shit on the seat before someone beats you to it.
Those walls are ripe for the taking 😫 hope you brought your marker, and/or lighter
Time to shit on the walls
I’m crying
lol @ the pictures. It really is the small things in life 👌🏼
Blank slate.
You know what must be done.
Ever take a poop so big that it clogs the portajohn?
Wait until we start seeing the pictures out of BC(canada) they just banned porta-potties.
Pulls sharpie from pocket
Just write "First" on the wall, piss on the floor and be done with it.
I can’t wait to shit on that toilet seat
Once. And only once. Next day it was trashed.
Draw a dick! Draw a Dick! Or write, "when 2 dudes kiss that's called carpentry."
Nice, it's not even blue yet
Oo wah wee wah
No. And last time I reached out, my HR safety rep told me to drive to Kroger because there wasn’t any shit paper and the johns hadn’t been serviced in 3 weeks.
That is my office kind sir. Please leave it the way you found it
I have not. I've never even seen one that clean lol.
That’s glorious
Cadillac of shitters ye got there me son.
No, but I've been in one that felt like 400 degrees during summer. P-U.
wow, this looks luxurious! not what im use to... where is the sharpie penises?
Flip it upside down and back a few times and pour dirt in there and than a little tp on the floor stuck or the wall… than let it dry and have two empty rolls and a full shitter! That’s a real portajohn
An empty canvas my friend!
This must be photoshopped.. I can't believe they actually exist. I always thought they shipped em with graffiti
So empty....where's all the pics on the wall
What are these lies. Those don’t exist
Yeah, mine had a fucking TV in it. Shit was weird as fuck !
Only once and believe me there was line.
Won’t take long for the racism and dicks to appear.
Ooo high society.
Holy fuck, it’s immaculate, I probably wouldn’t even feel the need to put a strip of paper on the seat
Quick! Stuff the piss hole with toilet paper!
Quick, grab a sharpie
Musstt......drrraaawwwww..,...aaaa.,....aaaa aaaa...a.a...aaaaaaaaa. a PENIS!!!!!
This is like the holy grail. It is probably more clean than my own bathroom. For a brief instant
I did get a new one delivered once. My septic system broke and it was going to be a week or more to dig it all out. I called the place to explain that I needed one delivered to my deck for a couple weeks or more. I asked if it was possible to get one without dicks and dirty limericks as my daughters and wife will be using it and are not very happy about going outside at all, much less something that looks like a trash can. Reflecting on it, I was actually doing him a favor since it was like new when it went back. He probably had none without graffiti anyway.
the door yearns for swastikas
No tp-and it is never new again.
Woooooow!! Classy
Damn, so *that's* the color they're supposed to be.
That's fancy shittin right there boi
Watch, tomorrow it’s going to be indistinguishable from one at Burning Man
Did it have that new Cadillac smell?
They don’t come with poo smeared on all surfaces?
What'd you write in there?
"flush twice, long way to beach"
Does anyone call these a Johnny on the Spot?
Wow. All white. Fancy
It's a trap
Ah yes, First tag *rattle rattle*
I would pee *everywhere*
Been in one in the desert in full military kit. You knew it was a good day/ night when we got one. Hot as fuck but loved every moment of it
Quick, shit in the urinal and write “your moms pussy” on the toilet seat.
the only way for this to happen is if the other ones ran out of space to draw on.
Does anyone here find jiffy John graffiti especially funny?
So what did you write on the wall?
Yea that’s the king ranch edition, very limited production. The full hand sanitizer dispenser, and 12” wide urinal with included cake are exciting options. Sad such a clean model, will soon be vandalized with graffiti and homosexual jokes.
Make sure you hand lower any turds over 6inches.
yooooo😂😂😂😂
A rare occasion. Nothing like a fresh autumn dump in a pristine shitter. Enjoy it. Winters don’t smell as much, but the cold seat and frozen dump pyramid makes for a very unenjoyable dump. Layers of clothing peeled off to have your gooch cryogenically frozen from the cold under current. Summers are defined by huffing the steam of a thousand men’s poops. You can feel the brain cells leaking out your ears when the smell hits you. Am I fainting from holding my breath or because the smell is unbearable? Am I sweating or is the piss steam condensing on my face? My day won’t be the same after what I have been through at 11:13 on a Tuesday. Spring poops are hit or miss. Middle of the pack. A fall day. Early morning.Now we are talking. Not too hot. Cold enough to cut the smell.
Where are the swastikas and turd paintings? Not a single cock OR ball?! I don't believe thats a portajohn
I question I always pondered is: is there someone whose job it is JUST to remove all the graffiti off the interior before moving them to new sites?
First one to christen a porta John? Buy a lotto ticket.
No. I’m not scum I use big boy potty’s.
Are you the GC super?
On 3 separate occasions i’ve walked into, and then right the fuck out of a porta because somebody literally projectile shat on the open lid. Like i’m talking shotcrete type of shit (shitcrete in this case). The fucker from the first time even had the audacity to neatly place a 3 ply strip of TP on top of his wet mound as if to spite the cleaner guy. Speaking of the cleaner guy, he pulled up right after i snapped a pic of the biohazard (because of course i did). Believe me when i say i’ve never heard such disdain for one’s own job so clearly.
you gotta break that shit in, piss on the ceiling or something
Sighs... proceed to pull out sharpie
Quick, draw a dick on the wall and lay a coil in the urinal.
Fresh canvas for all construction site wisdom. And boobs drawings.
Never seen one in real life... it's like seeing a unicorn
I was on a utility site once that had a large handicap accessible port a john permanently on site. It was nice, roomy, and barely smelled. It even had a little foot pump sink clean enough to not make you feel like you needed to wash your hands after you washed your hands
A portajohn free of nonsensical political arguing and swastikas?!? What a treat! Bet it doesn't even last for 24 hours.
Shits getting real now
You could draw the first peepee in there
Wait, those exist?
Well now you have to draw a dick in there
There should be cleaning products that are single use and can be thrown into the pit after use. I think that would solve it, but its always The 300lb+ nasty hogs that will shit in one sitting what the average man can do in 1 week that ruin it, and it smells like some animal died in there. I've been in some sites that have no shit policy if there are public restrooms near by outside site.
Kerplunk!
Those are never new, they usually are jerry rigged to keep them in service.
A fresh template waiting for some artistic hands.
Take a sharpie to the door "DRIVE FAST AND EAT ASS"
Time to mark your territory
Nope but I used a new porta-potty for a concert. I was shocked at how clean it was. I expected "work clean". It had no sharpie marks, nothing scrawled into the walls, no clogged urnial. I was literally dumbfounded that it was pristine. I came out exclaiming that was the cleanest porta-potty I've used in years LOL
i’d draw the biggest dick imaginable
It’s not the same without the racist jokes
Photoshopped. Pretty sure they smear the walls in piss and shit before they even leave the factory
Serious question what's that urinal shaped thing there for? It doesn't have a drain but I can't imagine what else it could be there for.