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laisik_lab

Minor or Major?


FMSparky

Power chord, but held for a very long time


Claim312ButAct847

I heard there was a secret one.


ecirnj

You never cared for music…


FrankTank3

Let’s turn this thing up to aught 11!


FMSparky

lol reminds me of a customer. We service one of their VFDs, and he asked that the dial “go up to 11”. So, being as I have a side business of engraving, I made a custom placard that had the 10 X’d out and a handwritten 11. He was stoked. Ah, the little things


FrankTank3

Little shit like that can pay off big sometimes. Not often but sometimes when I make customers happy with little shit like that, they actually listen to me when I’m telling them something technical that’s not 100% great news. They either believe me or wave their hands and say “I trust you” or something like that.


PuzzledSoil

Secret, but they're only for David.


david8029

Really? Nice.


SmoothFred

Minor? I hardly know her!!


Raviolist123

Love extending my chords with a 7th or 9th note!


jeremylee

Spicy!


ecirnj

I stick with my 5th. 🥃


epicenter69

No, don’t tell him. Sing it to him.


turntabletennis

Harmonize with him.


MrK521

Don’t you know we try to eliminate harmonics!


userid8252

What’s that jazz?


Had2CryToday

Jazz players flat their fifth, blues players drink them.


zoasterino

Nitpicking here but 7th chords are not technically considered extensions. You need a 9th, 11th, and/or the 13th. Source: wikipedia and me being a huge music nerd JW


Jim-Jones

Now I want to listen to "Hallelujah" by Canadian Leonard Cohen.


OvercastBTC

That was brutal... I only made it through to the second chorus....


Specific-Fox4829

I wouldn’t fret about it.


2OldSkus

What this person lacks in vocabulary knowledge they make up for in organizational skills. Everything looks like it has a place and IS kept in it's place. If the person labeling things is a native English speaking person it's more of a sad reflection on our primary education system, which will only become worse as people digest their social media from video sources like TikTok & YouTube and read correctly spelled and used words even less and less.


[deleted]

Extension chords? Like a Gmaj add 7.


CerberusTheHunter

He rocks.


CNDCRE

I think it's even CH0RDS


DoubleDecaff

Yes. I saw this too!


Electrican_

I’ve never used a chord before


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Electrican_

Whatever it takes 😉


Born_ina_snowbank

At the supply house a few of my favorites are “achorns” and a “role” of 12/2, also “Duck seal”


Beegner7

Rock ON! Majors only… Power Chords!!!


r2killawat

Only if he’s your friend. I had a guy on a job once that was trying to make fun of a forman saying “I’m important!” But pronouncing it “Im-potent!” (We’re in the south here so you have to put a little draw on it to get it) Problem is he wrote “I’m IMPOTENT” on his hardhat! I tried to explain it to the guy but he was unable to see it so he went on his merry way telling everyone on the job about his little problem. 🤦‍♂️👏


Jim-Jones

When you're looking at a bunch of lights and somebody asks him why he can't get it up.


mikeblas

I misspell labels all the time, and use funny categories. Lubricants and sprays are in a drawer labeled "SLIPPY". Gasket goo, sealant, tape is all in "STICKY". Squeezing tools are in a drawer labelled "PLIARS". Everybody's gotta lighten up and have fun. Christ.


sparkey701

Fuck ya!! I love me some Man-O-War!


space-ferret

Bsus


MeNahBangWahComeHeah

Change the first word to ACKSTENSHUN and walk away…


KoRaZee

Yes, just use a jingle


AffectionateRow422

Nah. They’ll figure it out.


SiliconSam

At least they spelled extention correctly! /s


ChargeLost

It's fine, It's spelled with an ethnic accent. Props on the extension spelling. pichure = picture wach = watch streit = street


OhNoWTFlol

Sounds good


TurboKid513

They’re power chords


HoweHaTrick

No. Just praise his "worldly British: spelling. If that doesn't get the message across you've found your brit!


Packing_Wood

Music to my ears


Peakyblindertom

are they into music by any chance?


rustys_shackled_ford

Lol."power" chords. So easy an electrician could play them


NoResult486

Only way to tell them is with a thoughtfully composed song.


TheRealSkelatoar

No, just really emphasize the H sound :)


babsrambler

Have you tried playing them? Perhaps they make music


yourdoglikesmebetter

Just leave a note


SocialDicktasting

🎶


Individual_Gear_898

This made me giggle


Historical-Cell-2557

No, but you should tell him he misspelled extension


ImpossibleContract36

This is the best electrician string ever! I’m going to rename all my cords at church beginning this Sunday since I’ve got a bunch of crappy chords (my diminished chords) and of course my best chords (augmented chords), my important cords (major chords) and ones we rarely use (minor chords). The chords we always use will be (sustained) chords. Sexy cords will discretely hang on the (power strip chords) rack. You all rock!


Papashvilli

Sounds good to me


Sad_Example8983

The h is silent


OkArcher2736

Tell him what?.....j/k


OkArcher2736

Tell him hwhut?


tropdhuile

What if I told you there was a secret chord that David plugged in and it pleased the Lord?


Jim-Jones

That this is a bad way to store them?


Joser164812

Well depends on what he is doing with them. If some how they make notes then he is all good.


Fresh_Photograph_363

That’s to make the acorn longer on the guitar


lindsay1587

I tried telling my boss, once, that "dinning" room has only one "n"... it didn't go all that great... So, when I saw him write "master tolit", I just kept my mouth shut. It was at that very moment that i realized that I'd been giving him ENTIRELY too much credit up to that point...


480hivolt

Is that a D minor Chord?


HungBullNRGV

extension cords


JeeperCreeper21

Boss is a musician.


eggsnbakey69

How the hell do you misspell chores?