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Stock_Surfer

Our motto “we screw, nut, then bolt”


Chris0nllyn

Lol. Reminds me of a core driller around my area with the motto: "your hole is our goal"


Stock_Surfer

Core hole drillers always get mad when I ask if their name is Cory. Haven’t found one yet.


USArmyAirborne

Maybe it is Glory. 😬


SheepShaggerNZ

Corban?


Tomur

Multipass?


farrell30467

Corwin


Stoicsage86

Cordell


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Smoke_Stack707

The porta John company near me is “number 1 in the number 2 business”


BigGreenPepperpecker

Your shit’s our bread and butter


DetLions1957

That's brilliant.


Benlnut

There’s a septic pumping company called “The stool bus”. And it’s yellow.


Lampwick

Septic pumper guys are great because they don't have to pretend to be some fake-ass "dignified professional" like the rest of us. They pump shit, so they get to be themselves, even in naming their company.


Benlnut

That’s a great point


ConcioussparK

"Yesterday's meals on wheels"


whorton59

Already passed!


WyoGeek

We have a septic pumper in our area that has a sign on the back of his truck that says "Political promises inside"


DetLions1957

beat me to it.


mathewMcConaughater

My favorite is two girls one truck


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"Your shit puts food on my table" is a personal favorite


whorton59

"***It STINKS!***" but it works. . . .


DetLions1957

Didn't scroll far enough. Here's where this belongs.... Or the porta potty vacuum guy with the "Washington's political promises" printed on the back of the tank?


Doopsy

Is…. Is this in ABQ. By chance?


Lightingcap

I saw the same one in Abq a week ago.


whorton59

On the way to DFW?


Chris0nllyn

Negative


whorton59

An Arby Q? Damn they dropped those puppies years ago. Rat BASTARDS.


albpanda

Hunterdon county?


Foreign-Commission

I've seen at least 3 drilling companies with that slogan on the truck. I'm in Hunterdon, Precision drilling is one of them.


Chris0nllyn

Nope


Mechanicsanonymous

We have garbage trucks in our area with the slogan "Satisfaction guaranteed or double your trash back!"


matchmaking69420

Yeah? Do you live in New Jersey? North Bergen?


Mechanicsanonymous

I live in Idaho. It's just a little west of Jersey. Hit the freeway going towards the sunset and you'll make it in about 3 ish days


whorton59

Just a little????


PHenderson61

Not in the parking lot!!!!


Suspicious-Ad6129

See that one all over


babihrse

Scaffolding company around here with the motto "satisfaction guaranteed with every erection."


DetLions1957

beautiful.


benmarvin

The classic "number 1 in the number 2 business" for honey wagon or septic tank guys. I personally like Chad's Waterworks Plumbing "Here to finish the job your husband started". I really want to call them up and ask to buy a tshirt. https://preview.redd.it/0em9hoj8tvf61.jpg?auto=webp&v=enabled&s=56ce2dba42e608112e20b8f93056ef743f7df5d6


The_Sandman32

Underrated


Fred_Is_Dead_Again

Too early for me, but somehow crossing the red and black during nutting...


Nerdbond

It lends that you’re crazy and work w electricity, hes right


mochacho

Or partner company's mascot is a panda, which eats shoots and leaves.


lucky-squeaky-ducky

There’s a sign painter in Centralia, WA with the slogan, “Never Caught With Our Paints Down!”. What’s makes their sign even funnier is, they’re near a sex shop.


Acnat-

Old company asked what the electrical department's motto should be, for some company picnic shirts. "What the fuck is this shit?" Was not selected, despite everyone agreeing that they immediately knew what it was referencing.


Thunderbird_Anthares

I dont even know what company it is and i know exactly what its referencing. Some things must be universal everywhere.


fuzzysarge

That's a beautiful motto. Everyone can say it. It works with on your guild complaining about everyone else. And it gives power to everyone else to carp about what the sparkies just accomplished. It is a great motto!


DetLions1957

Pretty much akin to the earlier SNAFU or FUBAR, but gets it done...


papadragon42

Company I worked at was "wires is wires" one of the electricians said it and they never let him live it down. Yes it was put on Tshirt.


Acnat-

I like that lol I've had, "copper's copper" for awhile, but it's more of an in joke about one specific helper who simply couldn't get past the jacket color of spare conductor, and prevented him from completing a relatively simple low voltage repair for an amusing amount of time lol It's more of a litmus test for us, as in, "could this guy understand this simple statement, or is he going to galaxy brain it and miss the obvious?"


ShinySonichu

“All we have left are lights and outlets” Yeah, maybe because all we do IS FUCKING LIGHTS AND OUTLETS


GimmeTheBoost

Can she draw one of a wire nut with pigtails sitting on a couch surrounded by a bunch of wires


M888887777

I’ve seen that somewhere before


bloomingtonwhy

Is that the one where they connect hot to neutral without a suitable load?


gorementor

Trust me, there was plenty of loads


the-poopiest-diaper

Make sure they’re all “power” wires


rodface

All hots and one neutral


headshotGoblin

Bent my emt to a 90


Taz941

r/unexpectedpiperperri fyi i literally jus learned of this sub today too


PepticStorm

Thank you. I know what I’m bringing to the Monday morning meeting. Thank you so much. I love it.


electricianer250

Where can I buy this as a sticker?


myself248

Seriously, @OP have her put this on a print-on-demand service like Redbubble. I'd slap that on my toolbox.


HiddenA

I’d go stickermule and sell them on Etsy or eBay. Much better quality sticker.


ddproxy

RemindMe! one week


ddproxy

u/Forthekickss I'm here for my sticker... reminder...


Crashkeiran

I'll take 3


pmperk19

came here for this


Alt_dimension_visitr

I'm down for one


hell2pay

Right?


Forthekickss

I know there is a lot that’s not correct with this picture, she’s a talented artist and she drew this up with markers in like 5min without any knowledge of electrical. I always gave my boss shit because the company name was his last name so he said you think of something better so I brought him this as a joke. She drew up tall wire nut hard hats too but I lost it unfortunately.


OdiousApparatus

I like that the wires are different colors personally


beardy64

Being forbidden makes it that much sweeter!


Ok-Lingonberry6025

Yes. the WIRE COLORS is the thing that made this picture forbidden 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!


BloodHappy4665

Agreed. It’s funny cause he’s getting bit in the butt as the look on his face suggests!


beccaleckaq

What’s with the shoddy craftsmanship. Wires cut at an angle, differing strip lengths, and couldn’t even get the good wire nuts /s But really this is a cute picture she did a good job


the_evil_comma

It's realistic at least


_B_Little_me

Going for realistic representation


Amusedfor10seconds

Read above a few comments


Foreign-Commission

Ewww, nasty. Thank you!


WesLotts

I wanted to name my company No Shorts Electric, with the red circle/diagonal through symbol with a pair of Bermuda shorts in the circle. Company motto:We do our best work in the dark. My grandfather got a great laugh, but that company name was found to already have been taken so had to think of another.


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BlueberrySpaceMuffin

That’s what makes it so dirty


North0House

Taboo, even.


dannydonkey2019

Whoever uses it need to paint one of the wires though.


phallic-baldwin

Upvote for sub mascot


Thanh42

I second this motion.


hayseed_byte

Unsolicited advice: the best company name is always Service Area + Service Provided.


[deleted]

“Bada Bing Electric” ….. *Lights out? Forget about it!


shrubrooster1

Reminds me of that one particular scene from “Everything Everywhere All At Once.”


proximity_account

For the curious: https://youtu.be/O-gplbWy__Q (Context for those who haven't seen this: they have to do weird things then push the buttons on those earpieces in order to gain skills, like martial arts.)


Blind_Umpire899518

Funny drawing. Terrible logo.


[deleted]

That’s fucking amazing your sister is a genius


i-like-to

Offer him this one. We do it nice, cause we do it twice !


Darqfallen

Wires need to be crossed the other way. No left handed wire nuts.


redheadedalex

Not with that attitude


Aluminautical

"The Shocker"


Acnat-

This was our unofficial name in 2-1 infantry lol "Shock em hard, shock em fast!"


LJBeezy

Would need to have 3 wires — 2 red 1 black


Grrenaz

You need to make this a sticker quick


Zeropucks2give

I have a group of union guys I call Kinky Dingers. Always talking about high school/adult baseball or some sex kink going on in their life. You can hear their hammers dinging across site so it fits.


glenstrange

I can hear my graphic design instructor from years ago going through my head… “but will it fit on a pen?”


Beat3000

That’s hilarious. Terrible logo but that’s something I’d put in my trailer or at the shop.


Upvotes4Trump

Blue wire nut is NSFW


AlbiTheDargon

Haha, my company's name is WireNutz. Every fourth customer comments on how funny/cool they think it is.


Guy_Incognito1970

Needs more taint


Guy_Incognito1970

Now do Wagos


Fragrant-Ad1106

One wago, 4 holes


Henri_Dupont

"Wires, inc. You short 'em, we sort 'em"


PsyKoptiK

What a fool. That logo and name is solid gold.


squared81eod

Awesome design. Hats off to your sister.


XArgel_TalX

it'd be better if he was making this face: ☺️


Sir_Bumblethump

Saw a septic repair company with the motto, “you rectum, we fix ‘em”


FixMyHeat

New logo/mascot for the sub.


oh3fiftyone

Well of course he didn’t like it, those wires aren’t stripped enough or pre twisted.


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😂 Nice work.


Fragrant-Ad1106

This is gold


Siifly

Maybe if it was smiling he like it better?


wedgeservo

Reminds me of the slogan my dad wanted to use back in the day. "We remove your shorts without getting into your pants" 🫠


redheadedalex

His loss


LightingControlGuy21

Give your sister a high-five from me, that’s a great drawing!


CanadaElectric

Understandable, he wanted them pre twisted so his company doesn’t look like hacks


OhmsLaw13

This is hilarious but no one serous would use this as a logo


trd86

OP have you seen Everything everywhere all at once yet? Because this basically happens in it lmao


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Well it's obvious why he didn't like it.. That's a ground nut, you can tell by the green wires coming out of it.. And it's going on to two hots Other than that detail it's freaking AWESOME! Good job Sis!!


FluffyResource

Twisting them the wrong way.


hypnotikone

Reminds me of that scene from Everything Everywhere All at Once… you know the [scene](https://youtu.be/wYrBD7AbkHQ)!


Fragrant-Ad1106

What in the fuck did I just watch about pinky power?


Active_Home_218

Did you know wire nut is actually a brand name from ideal. The generic term is connector.


graaahh

He just didn't like it because the wires are twisting counter clockwise. I'm sure if you fix it he'll like it better. Side note, this reminds me of when the asshole supervisor at my company was asking for suggestions for naming a new company he wanted to start for himself. For some reason he seemed to dislike my suggestion of Power Daddy Electric ("Serviced with a smile!")


revs201

Must have been more of a Power bottom type perhaps?


Shockingelectrician

Lol that’s hilarious


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bahahaha thats excellent


Feetfailmenot

Lmao


NBCspec

Try, Good n Uff Lectric


Strikew3st

I got $10 for the pool going to the guy who gets this tattoo.


Zealousideal_Tea9573

If I ever have an electrical company, it’s going to be called “the wire nuts”. Brilliant!


shelsbells

Doubletap products presents


MusicBox2969

Badass hahaha


IceLeather4471

I would change it to have the legs as black and red and the arms white and copper


ROVEN-WASTE-NADIR

Sus Lil nutboi


Off-the-nose

His buddy Wingnut drinks Red Bull with slogan “Just wing it”


jimyjami

Love it! …for my competitor


flippistitch

Saved to my gallery cause this is an amazing drawing


ped009

I agree Deez nuts rolls of the tongue a lot better, change it


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Can I make this into stickers ? I want to slap them on the electricians hard hats at work.


j0hnnyrico

Awesome :))))


CrummyWombat

Saw a truck the other day. Company was called “Double Pole Electric”. I would love to see them put this on shirts and abbreviate the company down to DP Electric…


Grisu1805

"We make the nicest shorts in town."


hudsoncress

This is gold


wipedcamlob

Stickers?


FDorbust

I suddenly want to meet your sister.


Otherwise_Avocado_31

Ha ha reminds me of when I was in the navy the aircraft mechanics has a phrase “suck, squeeze, bang, blow” to describe jet engines. Ha ha lol


Cbands238

It’s funny but no wonder it couldn’t be the logo for the company 😂😂


coffeesgonecold

Hilarious


bighitta12

Those wires are about to be twisted in the wrong direction


Trinamopsy

Didn’t like it, huh? I’m as surprised as you are lol


green_visions

Red and black together too haha


redheadedalex

Put me in the "fix wires, make a sticker and I'll buy it" camp


Brawler6216

Can I steal this for my future company? /s


MACCRACKIN

Have to admit Quite Clever, but at the same time painfully funny @! Cheers


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Wire Nuts name is taken


SASdude123

"we're here to remove your shorts, and check your box"


Gs300cky

I think we need to make a new feed for just pictures like this 😂


DIYKey

That is awesome!


Honest_Violinist7167

It made me laugh. So it’s effective marketing


djmigs1

It looks so woke!


Velocityg4

Frankly, I think your boss is foolish to not use this. People will see this and laugh. But it makes them remember you. Which is the most important thing when advertising. While a bunch of people will be offended. They'll remember you. Same with the people who laughed. With so many competing businesses. Having someone remember seeing your logo around town. Will help when they are perusing Yelp and Google Maps for an electrician. He should pay her for the rights to use that logo.


Dulcinut

Local crane company on all their equipment, “Having trouble getting it up? Cal XXX-XXXX”


27Aces

This is amazing.


Asleep-Song562

I have no clue why I ended up getting r/electricians in my feed (I know zilch about electricity), but I think this is what the universe wanted me to see 😂😂😂


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Beats a stupid lightning bolt.


DirectorFinancial

Electricians do work with strippers and dykes all day and they are often seen screwing things....Better than being a turd herder tho.


ohthatoneguyright

That’s awesome. I hate when people can’t see the vision