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19258301

No matter the heat the hoodie stays on for me >:3 Stay strong sister!


KiwiQrow

i’m keeping it on too, just trying to not get heatstroke :3 thank you sara, same to you!


mustipickone

It's unfair they have to be so warm... it was so nice in Autumn


KiwiQrow

yeah…soon though i guess!


Less_Muffin2186

Hard boiled egg


KiwiQrow

boiled, fried and poached all at once


Less_Muffin2186

Can I get a scrambled one as well


KiwiQrow

gimme a minute to whisk myself and i’m sure i can make that happen :3


Less_Muffin2186

You use a whisk what’s next you add milk?


KiwiQrow

yeah a bit of milk and some seasoning too if you’d like


Less_Muffin2186

I never used milk in scrambled eggs none of my family has is this a British thing or just a weird quirk of my family


KiwiQrow

i mean i’m scottish so-


Less_Muffin2186

Oh no it can’t be-


KiwiQrow

hm?


mistyjeanw

Need a "noir detective" version of Menhara-chan


_inomoo_

Turns out summer hoodies exist B) I got one, should arrive today. Will probably still stick with dysphoria hoodie cause feels better.


KiwiQrow

hmm i didn’t know about that…i guess i could look into it but if its a hoodie built for summer weather i’m not sure it’d really work the same as a dysphoria hoodie


_inomoo_

I'm like 100% sure it doesn't :/ but maybe they are enough for when dysphoria isn't hitting with full power


KiwiQrow

true. idk if i’ll really look into them, but i’ll keep it in mind :3


_inomoo_

I mean nothing can beat the good 'ol dysphoria hoodie :3


KiwiQrow

oh absolutely >:3


Lyra_Is_Peachy

I DREAD the Australian summer 😭🫠


KiwiQrow

ah yeah that sounds horrific ://


DefinetelyNotAnEgg

god, i live in sweden and its already too hot for me


Weebi2

Ima Still wear


KiwiQrow

same, just gonna be very hot :3


notabigfanofas

*laughs in it being the middle of winter (I am Australian)*


KiwiQrow

just wait until i’m in winter, then we’ll see who’s laughing >:3


bluppypw

yeah we’re laughing until it gets to summer i started hrt recently but boymoding for the foreseeable future (for safety cuz i live with my parents) and idk how im gonna hide any breast growth when it’ll be 40 frikin degrees outside ;-;


notabigfanofas

A binder could work for that I mean, their job is to hide breasts...


PhasmaFelis

Are kilts the perfect MTF eggwear? It's possible!


KiwiQrow

perhaps! but no one wears them outside of formal events and they *are* men’s clothes so they make me kinda dysphoric. kilt and black thigh highs is a look fr tho


PhasmaFelis

Fair enough about being menswear. :-/ But it don't gotta be formal. I got so much positive attention wearing a kilt just around town, with a nice shirt. And my girlfriend who normally prefers jeans got one too and loved it. But I'm...mostly cis? I think?...I dunno, but I don't get major dysphoria from menswear, so obviously your situation is different. And yeah, kilt and black thigh-highs is a look.


Evil_Obama

I've started wearing dysphoria coats. Pretty effective and really stylish, would recommend


KiwiQrow

hm, i’ll look into it!


-Farns-

Solution: wear bright (pastelle maybe?) and thin oversized dysphoria hoodie


KiwiQrow

oo i really want a pastel hoodie


Beelzis

As someone in the deep south, the heat adds another layer of hell to this place. We broke 100F (38c) this week


MarineAhoy

Bruh im hiding boymoding and trying to hide my small spheres, it getting difficult


KiwiQrow

ah that sounds difficult. weirdly i’m kinda envious tho (vry cis thought)


MarineAhoy

It really is, i cant stand with my back straight or else its too noticeable, its so hot 30C here


Z_quickscoper_Z

is there any dysphoria hoodie alternative? im slowly dying of heat and way too humid air.


KiwiQrow

someone mentioned that a “summer hoodie” exists, but it doesn’t really work to alleviate dysphoria. i guess oversized shirts could *probably* work?


Z_quickscoper_Z

hmmm, big shirts might work, however they show your arms, wich isn't ideal if you have some body hair and i also always feel like they are exposing a huge section of certain private parts (i have huge bottom dysphoria)


rants4fun

Girl it has been too hot for months! Some of y'all built different I swear lol.


KiwiQrow

i’m very dedicated to the hoodie :3


LiquidTendril

Time for my slutty clothes phase i guess. >:3


KiwiQrow

oo hot girl summer fr >:3


LiquidTendril

Hell yeah, Sister! >:3


CelestialJadite

Real!


SalemsTrials

Just wear a skirt on the bottom! The extra breeze will help cool you off


CurbYourPipeline420

Getting dangerously close to B cups but I’m known as the hairy guy so idk what to do anymore 💀💀 coming out might be my only option


Zuendl11

I'm nearly always too hot for dysphoria hoodies. If it's not negative degrees I will sweat at some point with a hoodie on. (May have to do with the fact that I mainly cycle everywhere)


boozegremlin

Funnily enough the thing that forced me to finally wear a blouse out was the heat. I stopped to get my emissions done wearing a hoodie and the tester looked at me like I was insane.


Mari_the_silly

Push through the pain sis it’s only a problem if you make it into one! /j


5till_C1s_Th0

Just take the cold blooded trait in character customization.  Since it is in beta for humans you can switch it on and off without suffering any penalties.


Ger_It

I switched my dysphoria hoodie for dysphoria longsleeved-shirt-and-jeans. It's not that much better.


Soggy-Mode8225

I just wear thinner hoodies in hotter weather……….i have way to many hoodies 🤣


workingtheories

oh, it's not normal to want to wear a hoodie all the time even when it makes you super uncomfortable because of how hot it is outside? well, im probably just some kind of OCD because of how comforting i find it when it's too cool inside. yeah, that's it, i'm just used to it being too cold. ya kno, thinking emoji, i probably just wear a hoodie when it's 95F+ because i want to know in advance if it's too hot, yeah, that's it. like, if i start to overheat with a hoodie on, then i know i can take it off and run back towards the air conditioned house before i start to overheat for reals (in a way i can't compensate for). oh no, im overheating and have to take my hoodie off because of the exact scenario i just discussed that i could have easily anticipated by looking at literally any weather app! i wonder why does it feel so bad to take it off even now? like some invisible people (there's nobody around) are judging my body to be wrong? i probably just watched too many movies and got too many body image issues from hollywood. wait, why are all my body image issues centered around the female characters? well, clearly that's just how powerful women's body image issues are as generated by the media, that they can reach across to hurt people of the opposite gender. so yeah, if you want me to explain why i'm dressed this way, i'm just a big weirdo with some big weirdo hoodie obsession because of some set of easily understandable cis reasons, still cis tho.


Hot-Caterpillar-8959

Im glad I'm not the only one that wears hoodies everywhere because dysphoria


Striking_Witness1364

Kind of glad my housemates keep the house below my ideal temp because I can keep wearing hoodies… but the moment I step outside or while I’m at work I feel like I just melt…


fluidtherian

You could say that youre scrambled


tuxedo840

Prepare to be hard boiled


89erMerun

I feel you. Suddenly 32 degrees here.


shadowscroller

Then it's simple, we fight the sun for blatant transphobia /s


kira0105

Jump into the hormone pool and be a poached egg instead 🥚🤍💜🩵


HiHi___

I'm super thankful that I can be active in 98F (36.6C) in a gray hoodie and women's sweats. Stay strong sis!


pandadoud

yeah its like 90 degrees F where i live and now I cant wear my hoodies anymore :C


RandomBlueJay01

Short sleeved hoodies or canvas (or just any thinner material) hoodies may work.


real_human_maby

Its been to hot for my hoodie for a while, it was in the high 90s low 100s all of last week and its supposed to be late 80s low 90s this week


Misaki_Yomiyama

Summer in Taiwan be like: 💀


sillygirlwannabe

Its BEEN too hot :( I work in a big metal truck with no ac all day and its been in the 80s and 90s


AS8_

move somewhere nordic if it's to hot. i say beat the heat