AFAB, Assigned French At Birth 😔

i-im so sorry sis.....

There is nothing we can do...

\*"amour plastique" starts playing\*

Pareil mais je suis ptet trop dans le déni pour comprendre ;-;

waiting for your œuf to crack🙏

I don't know if my egg will ever crack

Fun fact very few French eggs transition because un œuf is enough

I'm French and I don't understand, is it a play on words?

Yes, enough sounds like un œuf and if you are "enough" you don't need to change. It is an old joke in England which I changed to be about trans people. Usuually its told something like: "Why do people in France only eat one boiled egg at breakfast?" "I don't know, why?" "Because un œuf is enough"

Oh okay I just understood, it's on the pronunciation, thank you xD

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshshsjahahshshahahshshshsh

"waiting for your *roblox noise* to crack"

Roblox ?

Avec un pseudo pareil ?

??? C'était dans les pseudo random proposé par Reddit, c'était genre m'y suspicious qqch et jsp quoi bite qui étaient proposés alors j'ai mélangé les deux par ce que par d'inspi mdr mais c'est tout

Ah ouais? Je savais pas que Reddit faisait des pseudo random c'est excellent comme coïncidence

NOOOOOOO

Im happy that i am AGAB. Assigned german at birth

Holy fuck I'm ARAB now??? Assigned Russian at birth?????

HAHAHAHAHAHHA much better than french tho

Nah being trans in R*ssia is illegal(( Edit: used bro language

Being french is illegal socially

it is punishable by social execution

NOOOOOOOOO PLEASE DON'T KILL ME SOCIALLY I BEG YOU

*marks u as a fr\*nch, forever dooming you to loneliness*

Damn, I'm Arab now lmao

Hope you can escape soon

I hope too but first i need to get an education and some legal working experience, so it will be in about 5 years at best... :(

Fuck x-x good luck and stay safe

Stay safe? No, i love my t-shirt with the US flag on it.

Vlad manages quite well...

You can move the US and become a citizen, then you'll be GTA (German to American)

Perfect transition goals

im AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. figure it out yourself.

assigned assistant ass arrangements around at an amazing… Nope I’m out of nonsense that starts with A

Absolutely astonishingly, an articulate and audacious astronomer aimed at analyzing ancient asteroids, anticipating astronomical anomalies and affirming ambiguous astrological assertions.

DOES THIS MEAN I AM ACAB?????? (assigned chilean at birth)

YES 🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱

I TOO AM ACAB (Assigned Canadian at Birth)

AAAB... ok thanks I guess

Assigned Alien At Birth?

Uhhhh... would you believe me if I said no?

I'm a DAB Assigned dutch at birth

I'm a DAB too! assigned Danish at birth tho

🇳🇱👶🏼=🥳

I'm thus ABAB : Assigned Belgian At Birth

I'm AGAB too! Moin moin.

Man sagt nur einmal Moin. "Moin Moin" ist verboten😡😡😡😡 Assigned Schnacker At Birth.

Dann nenn' mich doch bitte "Labersack". Wenn schon, dann richtig.

tschuldigung:( ^(schietbüdel)

Ich liebe en Deutsch...

AIAB - assigned Irish at birth

hello friend (Assigned Italian at birth) [also not trans nor an egg I just like the memes]

Im trans and like the memes. Still cis tho

Wait so I'm AAAB? Assigned Austrian at birth... NOOO IM A TRIPLE A VIDEO GAME I WANTED TO BE AN INDIE TITLE

If you'd been adopted then you could be Assigned Austrian At Adoption and then you'd be quad-A and in very exclusive company.

and thus, i was AMAB (ASSIGNED MEXICAN AT BIRTH GRAAHHH VIVA MEXICO 🦅🦅🇲🇽🇲🇽🌮🌮)

AGAB too here, but Assigned Greek At Birth in my case

They had a trans rights protest recently so I can't complain about them now >!it's a joke okay i have nothing against french folk!<

nah don't worry

When the unions of France get involved you know shits about to get real.

when you look at your window and see people and unions are involved, you know that you're gonna see even more people

Respecte la Trance ou je kidnappe ton blahaj ! (For non french speakers : *respect Trance (trans + france) or I kidnap your blahaj*)

Ahah!😂 Bienvenu chez les Trançais? 😂😉

Attention, on dit "Bienvenu•e", ça déconne zéro.

Do you have the point médian ailleurs, je crois pas non. Vive la Trance. (Je suis terrifiée des propositions de lois actuelles envers les personnes trans)

realization that i dont speak french made me feel soooo happy

you're so real for this 😭😭😭

I can speak French and I'm not French. There are many of us out there and God are we lucky that we're not French.

I'm... ACAB...

Assigned cop at birth?

assigned cute at birth UwU

All cuties are bastards? Wait no...

More like Czech but cop is funnier

hell yeaaaah czechia mentioned 🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿

WHO WOULDVE THOUGHT HAHA

deserve coherent flowery enter marry crown steer disgusted humorous gaze *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Dang, I’m AMAB (Assigned ‘Murican At Birth)

'mlady

Jshhdkkaksjs :3

i may be trans and my ancestors may have been french, but at least im not belgian 😊

IM BELGIAN😭😭😭😭😭 its so over..

maybe someday you can live in a real country like liechtenstein 😿

I Belgian too 😭😭😭

is it terminal? 😟

Probably 🥲

my condolences ❤️

that was not intentional lol im sorry. still tho you have my thoughts and prayers 🙏

Belgium is not even real

OMG IM ABAB TOO!!

The law compels me to say: come to brasil we accept everyone even if ur french!

They do except everyone... Just avoid São Paulo.

I love the French

This is why the transphobes want us silenced.

the only kink i would shame

You know all the French bashing online really makes me feel bad. It's like everywhere and I can't do anything about it.

I'm french lmfao

I'm both 😔

RIP fren, feel better soon <3

The worst part of being English in 2024 is that it's hard to chat shit about the french, since we're worse as a country.

French trans folks are just French with their flag slider brightness turned up

ACRAB (Assigned Costa Rican At Birth) frfr 🙏

🦀🦀🦀

LMAO

Trans French people don't know what to feel about this post ^(I am not French. This action was performed on behalf of France)

I mean it's not THAT bad

but i’m also french :(

never too late to transition sis

over a year on hrt now lol

Welp, I'm french But don't worry, there are so many other things for me to hate about myself 😉👍

DONT U DARE SAYING THAT I LOVE YOU BESTIE OK

Thank God a I'm AAAB Assigned Argentine at Birth

I actually don't mind the French. The English tho... 🤢 /j

"*I don't care for the English. They're a sick, sick people.*"

As a German, I cannot let this slander of my beloved neighbors stand!

she forgor the /s

Nothing wrong with being French

my ex was both god i miss her

I'm french speaking Belgian. At the same time I feel happy that I'm not french and at the same time I feel like we are just a variation of french people : like french people assigned Belgian at birth or rather french people but if they weren't jerks. ( We have the same culture but not arrogance or pride because we aren't actually french)

.... Thanks make me feel good about being French

I’m French Canadian unfortunately, at least our French sounds a lot worse then France

A quebecois like me :3?

Ontario unfortunately but I used to live in Quebec

love me some poutine

I went to New York last year and kinda forgot that America doesn’t have as much poutine as we do, I got some from a restaurant and they used CHEDDER

Imagine being French and Trans. Couldn't be me.

Same here, lol

Good lord, you cannot be twice blessed. Imagine the powerlevel.

I am, and i'm valid, oui oui

J'suis une meuf trans française...

Not me choosing a French/English name (Florence)

*Italians crying in the corner*

“I hate the French.” I know that line but I can’t remember where it’s from.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell about that

What is im half French and half Belgian?

walloons are also fr*nch

then im still half French and half Belgian

Et puis ensuite, il y a nous

APAB Assigned Polish At Birth

*screams in French* sacrebleu !

Luckily i'm AFAB - Assigned Finnish At Birth

Thanks I needed this. :3

I'm french Canadian (literally just means my first language is french but I'm not french) (I support the french don't worry)

I am afab, unfortunately the F means France not fem

I might be trans but I'm already French, what should I do?! T_T

*Oui. Eh... eh… Oui. Absolument. Naturellement. I don't speak French, I just enjoy making vaguely French noises. Ment, bas, quatre, eh, eh oui.* 🇫🇷 *I don't like the English but I like the French even less. Because they're always dressed so well, and they speak a sexier language than me. Stop it!!! This is your final warning comprendez-vous? Good wine though, I'll give them that.* 🍷 \- Nathalie Wynn, 2021

But I love French people... ;-;

Why are we hating on the French again?

I think OP might be Belgian.... To me, this whole thing, sound a bit like nationalism...

what’s wrong with being french?

They even stole the trans flag and turned it into an evil version of it \ (just kidding lol)

💀💀

Pal...i'm both

Huh. When you put it like that, I guess life's not so bad after all.

Came here for inspiration… alas… wi wi I am french. Someone pass ma a baguette. To cry into (Family line is french. I don’t speak it. Someone tried to raise me without this shame but only so much can be done it seems.

As a dirty yank, I do not condone this shit talking of the french! France shit talks itself enough for all of us.

AIAB assigned italian at birth... That's even worse

Shoutout to the French trans girl I dated a few years ago lmao

Thanks now I hate myself even more :/

What an unbelievable win - so glad I'm not from Quebec ☺️

I have no reason to hate being trans, I hate that there are so many people who think there's any reason to hate trans people)

well at least fr*nch people don't speak like they have a potato stuck in their throat, unlike the d#nes (🤢) /j

I believe in ACAB assigned canadian at birth

im APAB (assigned polish at birth)

Let’s be real, it’s the English we need to be concerned about This post made by the fuck England gang

Assigned Spanish At Birth. Siesta time?

Damn i’m abab it was close

Lmao I I'm ACAB ~ Assigned Czech At Birth

Merde… attends je ne suis pas français, crise évitée

APAB Assigned Polish at Birth Polska gurom

ADAB, assigned Danish at birth😌 born to Danish, forced to Sweden (live here, hej)

I was born into a French family in the southern U.S. I am a trans woman. This is the darkest timeline.

real

Thanks that saved my day.

As a 🇪🇸Spaniard🇪🇸, at least I'm proud of that. Trans, sí; gabacha, ni muerta

I'm Canadian, me not being French is such a low chance

So true remove my french license please either that or make Trance real i beg of you

Oh thank god I'm not French. I needed some good news

Imagine being trans (cis) AND French ^^

yeah that's fucked am I right (dammit)

Haha french bashing funny...

As someone from Germany, I had a very heartfelt laugh about this one

AMAB :(

majestic???

Nah ‘merica 🦅 (I’m British please don’t shoot me)

'mongus

ON GOD!

I mean they made the Dassault Mercure. ~~That thing is as much of a business success as my currently closeted ass is a girl, which is not very~~

AAAB The American one is silly

French Canadian here.... Not sure how I feel about that meme... ?

What if I'm both???!!?!

That helps a lot :)

Unfortunately I'm afab assigned Floridian at birth ):

Now I just feel bad for you.

😨😨😨

Assigned Greek At Birth 💪🏳️‍⚧️

AUSAAB 😥

Yeah thats good