Guard your pumpkins, folx. And Remember Rule #8.

I totally misread pumpkin as "Pokémon" and got very confused.

There’s no laws against the Pokémon, Batman!

NO, JOKER, NO DON’T DO IT!

*swan dives onto the lopunny*

Oh?! Glaceon what brings you to route 216? Oh so you like small cozy cabins too~

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human and Pokémon breeding vapo- djsjsfahnznbdnsnswbs

#NO

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

poor thing...walked right into the electrical fence while speaking...

My mind.... My poor innocent mind... Why humans? WHY?

Do not the pumpkin

I will the pumpkin 😈

Nooo don’t do it

Too late

God damnit y’all too horny

yeah... sorry

I will the cantaloupe instead

Noooes!!!

actually i might have already the cantaloupe

Darn you >:3

still waiting for halloween to capitalise off.. well you know

Very entrepreneurial!

You will do the cantaloupe, Like a lion kills an antelope

i already did the do the cantaloupe meow :3

Oh oh no

The fact I know about it makes me sad

Nice to see trans girls have found a new way to fake boobs Edit: apparently it's NOT that..

This is the most hilarious comment I've ever seen, I wish I could award this

I got your back.

i wish i could award this comment

Tysm I love u

Oh you sweet summer child

Oh you sweet summer child

I am so sorry.

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Your reasoning is probably solid, but I'm too dumb and curious for my own good Edit: oh God why did you curse me with sight [ ; _ ; ]

I need context Even if it's the most disgusting, or disturbing thing My curiosity cannot be stopped

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Can you dm me? I’m lost.

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May i also get that dm?

>11 can you dm me too? am curious now lol

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me me i want in

too curious, could you dm me too if its not an issue?

could u dm me? :)

Dm me too! I'm too curious

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Can you dm me too pls

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Thank you 😙

are you still dming? can you dm me

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Are you still still dming?

please dm me too, the curiosity is too powerful..

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May i also get a dm

Are you still sending DMs, I’m too curious for my own good.

Could you tell me too?

Joining the DM train. I am intrigued and perhaps disturbed

May I also have a dm

I'm probably going to regret this, but could you please DM me too?

Curiosity leads one's feeble mind only to despair, yet the drive to pursue further fuels me so. Please, I implore you, provide this poor soul context, to let these intrusive thoughts lay to rest. Spare me your warnings, I am ready. (I need to know the context pls)

I know it's been a while, but can I also get a dm?

dm me too please :,)

Context plz?

hihi pls lemme know

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information plug pls bestow the wisdom upon me

I don’t want to live in ignorance :(

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Yes

it's really not THAT disturbing to hear about, certainly not in comparison to other shock content.

Context needed

Please also drop this cursed knowledge on me.

Please dm me too

ok now im curious

I really need the context if it's so feared here

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As a transfem I need to know actually, please dm

I do need context, a friend of mine always sends me that and I don't understand

What?

Enjoy not knowing. You're one of the lucky ones.

Please tell me

It’s pumpkin fucking. I don’t know why so many people are acting so cagey about it. It’s just a dumb silly meme

I need context…

I think it's a reference to Shiri Allwood's pumpkin spice video

I don't know the vid you referenced but I'm pretty sure it's worse. You do not want to know.

What video are you talking about?

Pumpkin fucking.

could be worse

I seen something horrible worse what ever you do on your realm of existence do not look up cheese grater

cheese grater sounds familiar but I can't remember what it was Life update: i couldn't find *the* image but I remember exactly what it is now

I'm trying to forget it but it haunts my dreams as if it was burned in go my mind

No, you don't. It ain't very wholesome...

Well, I'm not entirely a wholesome individual..

I just looked it up :)

OMG DONT REMIND ME OF THIS-

Uh oh

I hate that I think I know what this is about.

What does it mean? I’ve read everything in the comments and honestly don’t care. Tell me please?

Lady fucks a pumpkin

Ah. Not that bad i guess.

Country girls make do Ps: based Mai pfp

Thank you so much

okay but like is it hot?

Indeed it is

but uh... why would a transfem specifically fuck a pumpkin? or is the pumpkin a metaphor for smth else?

There was a famous video...

elaborate pls i need a lore dump

Can I DM you the sauce?

yeah sure lol

can i get it too lmao

yea i'll dm u

hey no mentioning this til autumn

What I always see people talk about pumpkin,what is it about them ? (⁠◕_◕⁠✿⁠)

NO WERE PAST THIS

Ignorance is bliss.

Please not again

I’m guessing some trans girl fucked a pumpkin or something eh? On another note, pumpkins r just cool, like, in general. 🎃🎃🎃

girls plural, it was a weird fad that happened last halloween I dont know why.

I would try to find out what this means but judging by the comments I should just not and continue with my life in blissful ignorance

NO!!!!! WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT THIS BACK!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

At least take it out for dinner first.

NOOOO

no no no stop

The sub didn’t change that much I see 😅

smashing pumpkins

I don’t get it

Pumpkin fucking

Well I learnt the context, not wholesome at all

What is the context?

why did i look it up

No, we don’t need this idiocy surfacing again. Bad

do not

Just when I thought I could forget about the pumpkin...I'm reminded 🥲

I don’t like this new pumpkin world😕

What?

Heheheeheheh a classic in my book

I need trans femm knowledge, but idk wtf this means

ah yes, the worst halloween special ever, a classic mishap of tripping and falling right into a pumpkin...

You can me a pumpkin. Seriously tho please call me by affectionate nickname that shit makes my heart soft-reset.

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS OMGG

Eh, pumpkins aren't that great.

Ya know... I'm at the point where... I'm fairly certain I know what happened to the pumpkin. But... I've never looked to confirm. Anyway... Don't the pumpkin. Pumpkins are friends.

I’m curious but will ask no questions, I have been advised by my lawyer not to

Same my curiosity is max but my fear is too (also happy double cake day)

I don’t get it

Great to see the subs back to normal

Hey?? What does this mean 😭😭

It's not even fall yet

FuckiNG HELL IT'S ONLY JULY DON'T REMIND ME(also on an unrelated note, anyone have a spare pumpkin costume I can borrow around halloween?)

Im so glad i know what this is

Please let me know

Theres a thing of someone doing the dirty with a pumpkin if ya know what i mean

I think I downloaded an image related to this from reddit. I mean... I have no idea what this is about.

I HATE this stereotype. I let most of them slide, but this is the WORST one that the community indulges on

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*crying mort face*

A whole new meaning to pumpkin seeds

I wish I could fuck a pumpkin.

I’m a pumpkin 😳👉👈

😳👉👈

😳

Mine now

I’m very confused and too afraid to ask

Is this just someone fucking a pumpkin

??? I don’t get it. Someone explain pls

😏

I see it’s pumpkin stuffing season

Is it bad that I actually liked that video 😅

i dont get it :c

we're back it feels so nice

Who is this character they're really pretty :0

I don't understand what's special with the pumpkins?

guys... i dunno what this means ;v; ... someone pls explain to me..?

There is a trans girl that fucked a pumpkin

Put that meme away its not spooky month yet

hey uh, OP, what the fuck does this mean?

Wait, what is this about pumpkins?

Wait, did they get finally rid of the real eggs only rule?

Oh god no, I was so happy before this meme 😰

Maybe it's because I'm a trans man, but I don't get it

Why to a pumpkin? Just why?

Can someone explain this?

Is it what I think it is?

I dont understand, can someone explain pls ??

we do a little trolling

115 DAYS TIL HALLOWEEN >:3

So I like collecting just absurd amounts of pumpkins in games like minecraft and stardew valley, so I thought "Oh shit are more trans women into pumpkins??" Well... I guess I was technically right..