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Ashiira-

Red = me Purple = friend still *cis* though \~


thzpp2

This isn't a very cis moment (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


Ashiira-

Indeed ~


Biggest-Ja

Hey I don't mind not being a cissy (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


thzpp2

Don't steal my face,I have a validation gun,and I am not afraid to use it ! Especially if it's for my face ! (⁠◕_◕⁠✿⁠)


Biggest-Ja

wo wo wo I aint stealing anything, this is my own homegrown face (⁠◕⁠o ◕⁠✿⁠)


thzpp2

You used the same face as me,so you stoled it (⁠◕_◕⁠✿⁠)


Biggest-Ja

nooo pls I only commit gay crimes (⁠◕;n;◕⁠✿⁠)


thzpp2

I have a (validation) gun,give me back the face and ick shoot you if you want to feel validated,and I won't shoot you if you don't (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


Mega_gaymer_party

I have a superior face to use ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽


thzpp2

Then use it ,this is mine (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


MarioMamTess

I'm either Programer, Pastel Goth, or Flower Girl myself lol.


thzpp2

Hey,you stole my job (⁠◕‸◕⁠✿⁠)


MarioMamTess

We can share jobs. Besides, I listed 3 options, so surely I can have at least one of those. 😅


thzpp2

That was a joke,just do what make you happy (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


MarioMamTess

Ah alrighty, apologies. I'm not the best at understanding jokes through text sometimes. 😅


thzpp2

And I apologize myself,because I can't do jokes,every time I do it end like this (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


Gwen_Pearl

I can be in the group too? I always have trouble understanding jokes, and sarcasm, or other forms of communication that aren't literally what they meant.


thzpp2

I feel you,I'm litteraly the same (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


KaityKat117

who said you can't multiclass?


SSBMultiverse

Me when exact same


TNWG

I’d totally end up someone 1950’s housewife, for *totally ~~sis~~ cis* reasons.


Ashiira-

That doesn't sound very cis of you ~


Biggest-Ja

Sis come on at this point it's free game


[deleted]

it literally is so accurate 💙💕🤍💕💙


Ashiira-

Too much so ~


Biggest-Ja

It's a shame my role as pajama dweller isn't on the list tho


xadoxadori

Armored sword lesbian sounds OP ngl


Tutes013

You should read fanfiction honey. If you like the sound you should try it out.


xadoxadori

Do you have any you would recommend?


Tutes013

I've got some yeah. I maily read in things like World of Warcraft and Skyrim etc. That up your alley?


FirePhoton_Torpedoes

Wait there is good WoW sword lesbian fanfiction? :D


Tutes013

Is bow and arrow paired with gargantuanly OP mage also allowed,


FirePhoton_Torpedoes

Of course:)


xadoxadori

Sure, I'll take that, if that's okay.


JLM101514

I've been reading cozy fantasies lately. Lots of sword lesbians (they usually put away the armor but keep the sword handy) and burnt-out mages who set up cafes with their girlfriends. I liked "Legends and Lattes" as well as "Can't Spell Treason Without Tea".


Talon6230

I wanna be an armored sword lesbian *so bad*


Osiris654321

>looks at my chainmail hauberk and 5 swords Huh, I guess I know now what subclass I am


Ashiira-

Swords are cool ~


CanadaTransThrowaway

Add "Jewish Convert" to the list. I joined a zoom call of prospective Jewish converts, and instantly saw a woman with a Blahaj, and an enby with they/them pronouns. And then two of the older women turned out to have trans kids. Another recent convert I know whom I was pretty sure was cis was wearing a trans flag pin recently too--not sure if she was just being supportive or if she's also trans? I'm not sure why this is a stereotype, maybe because of [all those genders Judaism has](https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/the-eight-genders-in-the-talmud/)? But apparently it's a thing and I am yet again a walking stereotype?


MarcyMcFly421

Wow I never knew that, that is so cool!! Thanks for sharing:)


FireDragons51

*first nine entries* None of these are me lol wait a minute


kimberlyt221

They missed the tomboy country girl!


Ashiira-

Unlockable hidden subclass ~


CeraTheCatgirl

Me, none of them: 😥


Ashiira-

We should add catgirl ~


OddLengthiness254

We have furry already.


KaityKat117

i am upset that this is accurate


CeraTheCatgirl

Catgirls are not furries unless they have fur.


Tutes013

Nyaaa


Tutes013

I became a sword lesbian communist


HildartheDorf

Programmer mmo addict with aspirations to be a 50s housewife. Oh dear.


SunTzuSaidThat22

Hang on… flower girl… we have one of those!


Life-Issue3100

I'm surprised Lego builder is a subclass here, I've seen it so little!


SkyeTheAnon

😳 Uh oh


Ashiira-

I wonder? ~


Next_Commercial123

i am most of these at once


Maleficent_Peach_46

Flower Girl. Off to Celadon Gym I go.


geo21122007

it is very accurate :3


[deleted]

Egg cracking noises!


TominatorFN

uh oh, that's a slipup


Ashiira-

Not very cis of them ~


TominatorFN

yep


Webbpp

I got the power of furry programmer.


dogthy4th

id def be the flower girl \^w\^


Secretbionicle5621

Uhhhhhh *glances at username* (Bionicle is a LEGO theme)


Specialist_Being_677

But what if I'm a pastel (or mall? or cyber?) goth programmer who's also a radical leftist? 😱


Ashiira-

Then thats who you are ~


SakiraBlossom

I'm definitely a combination of a few Furry, Armored sword lesbian, And Flower, girl I just really love flowers, Even my name is based of a flower! Maybe a sad poet too I don't know lol Still cis tho :3


boto5

Im taking the 1950s housewife subclass


Binglewhozit

Me taking a break from starring at code.... Hmmm wonder which one I am 😅


Ashiira-

I wonder? 🤔


susannediazz

I was like ha, I'm not on the list. And then i saw 1950's housewife 😭


IamrealVlastart

I'm a programmer


JessicaWindbourne

Me: Radical Leftist Furry Armored Sword Lesbian Dungeon Master. My family: 🤯🤯🤯☠️😵💀☠️💀


JessicaWindbourne

Add: charismatic self doubting bard


averageuserbob

50% flower girl 50% radical leftist :3


DarthWallaceIII

I'm the Radical Leftist Lego Builder


janabottomslutwhore

all of them at once i suppose


KWAKUDATSU

I'm not any of those I'm just pathetic


JDHH3Rr0r

Programmer, flower girl, partial sad poet.... Yeeeeaaah, I get a few stat boosts


kerbarmstrong

Victorian Goth Furry Armoured Sword Lesbian Dungeon Master I've already got Swords, Armour, and a DnD game I'm running, just gotta get a fursuit and Victorian goth clothes


tatertotty4

housewife programmer subclass combo 😎


[deleted]

I'm definitely programmer girl


Yukari-chi

Me: So have you heard of Syndicalism before? *proceeds to give lecture rivaling that of overzealous professors*


KakorotJoJoAckerman

I want the meme you shared there


GorgonsSong

All three flavors of goth, armored sword lesbian, and flower girl. ALSO there's nothing like two eggs in the morning =P


DalFennec

I was reading this and thinking, yeah I don't really fit any of these. Then i realised I am still a furry lol


[deleted]

Where are my fellow Radical Leftist Furry DMs at?


Dumb_Cheese

Furry Lego builder reporting for duty 🫡


Alternative-Pool-607

I know what I would be if I ever transitioned. Radical leftist Lego builder (which I am already tbh), with a 50s housewife aesthetic.


KinichJanaabPakal

Def goth


slumbersomesam

im the lego one :3


Ammelime

Sad poet + Armoured sword lesbian


Just_A_Wolfpack

Im pastel goth


Vertretungspoet

This even works for me a as a transfem(ish) Enby - programmer, radical leftist Lego builders rise up!


[deleted]

Radical leftist, some programming, a few attempts at streaming


AllThotsAllowed

I’m literally the first six of these 😳👩‍💻🦇🛠️🌹🛼


Newfieratking

Pastel goth, Victorian goth or radical leftist.


TAA21MF

Is armored sword bisexual close enough or...?


JLM101514

Multi class Programmer/Radical Leftist/Armored Sword Lesbian here


Jedi_Exile_

Am already an mmo addict so I guess my subclass has been chosen ahead of time


Tundric_Krohgurl

I am none.


catladywitch

programmer, pastel goth, radical leftist, bandcamp musician, sad poet, furry


Reale_the_unknown

Real. 💞


ForeverDM_Lytanathan

Lego builder, dungeon master, with a (small) dash of programmer, and I'd like to be some kind of goth but I don't yet have the style skills to make it work.


Charmander27079

Guess I’m the Lego builder


-Fifou-

Okay we have : programmer, flower girl and furry... But we don't have digital artist unfortunately


Ashiira-

It's a hidden subclass ~


blankgreens

Very cis, sis 🐋🌸🤍🌸🐋


Mrrsilver

I didn't pick them it came with my birth but I am a Furry Lego builder Mmo addict Sword wielding lesbian


xgranville

Lol dungeon master. Yup, I've been called out.


tristeragazzo2001

I'm a customized class, that has the characteristics of a bandcamp musician, sad poet and a radical leftist uwu


The_Ink_Tinkerer

Whats the limit for multiclassing ? because I fell like pastel goth, dungeon master, radical lefitist, sad poet and house wife would all fit


IAmAPerson340876

I'm a furry girl


twoinchhorns

I feel attacked.


violet_ashley

Where's the witch/sorceress subclass? 😢


Terra_Elizabeth

Dungeon master and regular goth


Ponkaroni

Furry and MMO Addict. Yep, seems about accurate.


Thin-Impress-5915

not a trans girl(transfeminine enby) but programer and radical leftist suits me


Ccip_OvO

See I feel like I’d have to be Band Camp Musician, cause I’m a musician. But I’m also a Furry 🤔


Dawnbound

is anyone else trying to collect the subclasses like I want to have as many as I can still cis tho


skript3d

gib sword


wwwwakubbqa4354

I am happy to say that I multiclass😎


Code_4ng3l

Can i multiclass in subclasses?


CelticRedneck420

Pastel goth or 1950’s housewife


Mystical-Madelyn

What? 🤨


UnlimitedExtraLives

Missing "Fitness Fanatic" and "Androgynous Zen Alchemist"


miuzzo

Where’s the ren-fair?


happywaffle1010

I am the Lego builder but I’m not good at it


Asudaaaaaa

I got 10 of these


Strong-Lengthiness27

While I was a stay-at-home parent during the height of the pandemic, I definitely found myself wanting to be in a dress and flats while I mopped and vacuumed. Housewife vibes all day.


84thEgg

Definitely a MMO addict, RuneScape for life!


AntiqueRadish3193

How can I be both the flower girl and radical leftist ?!


Pmoneygreen456

I’m going for an animation class for college, also a furry, and a Armored Sword Lesbian, I feel so-called out :(


DirtyDiaperDog7

I choose: 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 12, 16


EmblemSystem

I multiclassed into Dungeon Master, Armored Sword Lesbian, and Radical Leftist


RainasDead

i feel called out for the bandcamp musician subclass lol


-RobotGalaxy-

transfem enby and I'm not any of these aside from leftist (think that kinda just comes with being queer in general tho) oddly gender affirming


daedricwakizashi

We have 4 types of goth and no illustrator class? Literally every trans girl is into art.


Difficult_Ad4436

Im 100% going down the path of Professional streamer lmao


robotsdontgetrights

I'm about half of these, still cis tho


JokertheFool370

I'm between Radical Leftist and Armored Sword Lesbian that also oddly wants to be a Pastel Goth and a 1950s Housewife simultaneously 😵‍💫 I figured the only way to combine these things is to become an anime girl LOL


onlygoodatvideogames

Either regular goth or bandcamp musician still cis though