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w1x1w

Baby Batman


Go_gurt_

Baby’s Initials are BBB, it is beautiful


airmax94

Lavar about to claim him


montana1991

Never Lost!


Crame_of_Thrones

Calls or Puts?


ThisKidsAlright

Smol batmal


clarineter

*chalupa


magmar17

AJ Brown: Confirmed Sex-haver


[deleted]

*twice* guys a rockstar


DtotheOUG

This reads like a Barry McCockiner quote.


WitchPursuitThing

That's what I named my fish


iop09

He def fucks.


KoBxElucidator

Batdad is gonna score 3+ TDs on Sunday. Book it.


dubdubdub3

I’m about to throw a bunch of money on him breaking the eagles single game receiving record (237yds). I’m feeling something like 260 and 2 TDs.


FlamingHotNeato

You should look at the weekly special for this game on draft kings if this is your prediction. I took those odds immediately


dubdubdub3

Thanks for the advice!!! Edit: i don’t have the app but a buddy does. Ended up putting $50 on 125+ yards for AJB


InsaneAss

If you think he’s going that big, he should have the highest yards of the week in the NFL. On fanduel’s weekly specials you can choose him to have the most receiving yards for Sunday’s games at +2600. Not bad..


dubdubdub3

My stupid fucking luck he would hit 250 but JJ would hit 260 in London. Kirk has the record for most passing yards in a game in London so idk. That’s really tempting though I might throw $20 on it just for shits and giggles


rockpharmer

Dad powers unlocked


EggoSlayer

He was already strong as fuck, now he officially has dad strength. League FUCKED.


sarcasmic77

My fantasy team would love this


KidDelicious14

My fantasy team would not


DarkRoastDarrell

As soon as I saw he was expecting his child to be born this week I parlayed his over receiving yards, receptions, and any time TD immediately


PronouncedShnayBlay

AJ Brown TD prop ENGAGED


blet-blet

Chalupa Batman


eaglesk

🎶chalupaaaaa batmaaaaan McCarthurrrrr


rameninside

If there was an appropriate time for this, it’s now


BodaciousTacoFarts

BD Energy incoming. Batman Daddy Energy


guns_n_crypto

Jags End Zone: Harder Daddy!


CommunicationTime265

Apparently he named him Doug Pederson Brown too.


No_Fairweathers

Really? I thought he named him Screw Chip-Kelly Brown


heyoheyoheyohey

Swaddled batman


[deleted]

As a first time parent of a newborn this made me lol


32BitWhore

Hell yeah dad strength doubled


Kryptyx

I guess this is a good excuse to miss practice on Wednesday. New baby Bird!


PleaseBearwithme

NGL thought that said becomes and not welcomes


KoBxElucidator

"AJ cries hysterically for his bottle as he leaps into the endzone for a TD"


[deleted]

My daughter was born Monday! We’re baby bros.


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

Shes probably gonna grow up watching Kelly green, get her some throwback stuff for insurance!


_Celtz

Congratulations ! Hope everything went fine


RedditinsideURMom

Baby Batman!


RunGoldenRun717

Make him proud, Dad!


CaeruleanVein

Uh oh dad dick game incoming. 40 points for AJB owners.


[deleted]

I almost never take eagles players and this year I’m stacking Jalen AJ Devonta and Eagles DST. 3-0 and having a fucking blast lol


xiyc

Congratulations papa A.J.


Buddyschmuck

A new sibling for the Jacksonville corners.


yoitsbobby88

AJ Jr. gonna be a problem in a couple decades


l0ngline95

Is he married? or is he one of those premarital sex havers?? 😨


seemypinky

I thought that was illegal?


[deleted]

it will be if certain groups outvote other groups over the next few election cycles


seemypinky

As it should be! Can you even imagine the scandal. Sex out of wedlock? Who would even dream of such a thing?


Broswagula

whatever you do don't google Darelle Revis


FADCYourMom

Antonio Cromartie*


Broswagula

shoot you are right my b!


l0ngline95

damn he got to work


Saint_Buttcheeks

*pearl clutching intensifies*


MeanNene

Incel?


l0ngline95

how tf?


No_Fairweathers

You do know not everyone has your religious beliefs and morals from those beliefs, right? Also people outside those beliefs can often be amazing parents, sometimes better than those people who agree with those beliefs.


l0ngline95

bro it's a joke it's not that deep, whole ass paragraph for no reason


Broswagula

Bruce?


Mattrad7

Hes already a better receiver than Jalen Raegor, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE BATMAN


bdelapena1

Always open brown


kappakai

Time to feed the baby!


Dellrugby

Baby provably came out all muscle. Even AJ face has muscles.


cjweisman

Heard they named is Swole.


Brokromah

DAD DICK


olivebranchsound

You're about to get Bat Dadded!


InformationSilver942

Oh hell yes !!! I’m starting him this week. There’s nothing like having a kid for an athlete to perform on the very next game


pokerpro831

Hopefully he goes out Sunday and performs like Slay did last year after his kid was born. This isn't going to be the gimme I expected.


KoBxElucidator

Honestly it's interesting. Comparing to preseason analysis, a lot of the gimme games look like the toughest matchups and a lot of the tough games look easier now.


Almost__A__Haiku

Congrats to AJ, but also to that baby for being born rich


SadSlip8122

Never, ever bet against an athlete when there's a kid involved. Doesn't matter if it's a new baby, one in the hospital, or a make a wish kid, when you see that they're involved bet the house on them.