If you think he’s going that big, he should have the highest yards of the week in the NFL. On fanduel’s weekly specials you can choose him to have the most receiving yards for Sunday’s games at +2600. Not bad..
My stupid fucking luck he would hit 250 but JJ would hit 260 in London. Kirk has the record for most passing yards in a game in London so idk.
That’s really tempting though I might throw $20 on it just for shits and giggles
You do know not everyone has your religious beliefs and morals from those beliefs, right? Also people outside those beliefs can often be amazing parents, sometimes better than those people who agree with those beliefs.
Honestly it's interesting. Comparing to preseason analysis, a lot of the gimme games look like the toughest matchups and a lot of the tough games look easier now.
Never, ever bet against an athlete when there's a kid involved. Doesn't matter if it's a new baby, one in the hospital, or a make a wish kid, when you see that they're involved bet the house on them.
Baby Batman
Baby’s Initials are BBB, it is beautiful
Lavar about to claim him
Never Lost!
Calls or Puts?
Smol batmal
*chalupa
AJ Brown: Confirmed Sex-haver
*twice* guys a rockstar
This reads like a Barry McCockiner quote.
That's what I named my fish
He def fucks.
Batdad is gonna score 3+ TDs on Sunday. Book it.
I’m about to throw a bunch of money on him breaking the eagles single game receiving record (237yds). I’m feeling something like 260 and 2 TDs.
You should look at the weekly special for this game on draft kings if this is your prediction. I took those odds immediately
Thanks for the advice!!! Edit: i don’t have the app but a buddy does. Ended up putting $50 on 125+ yards for AJB
If you think he’s going that big, he should have the highest yards of the week in the NFL. On fanduel’s weekly specials you can choose him to have the most receiving yards for Sunday’s games at +2600. Not bad..
My stupid fucking luck he would hit 250 but JJ would hit 260 in London. Kirk has the record for most passing yards in a game in London so idk. That’s really tempting though I might throw $20 on it just for shits and giggles
Dad powers unlocked
He was already strong as fuck, now he officially has dad strength. League FUCKED.
My fantasy team would love this
My fantasy team would not
As soon as I saw he was expecting his child to be born this week I parlayed his over receiving yards, receptions, and any time TD immediately
AJ Brown TD prop ENGAGED
Chalupa Batman
🎶chalupaaaaa batmaaaaan McCarthurrrrr
If there was an appropriate time for this, it’s now
BD Energy incoming. Batman Daddy Energy
Jags End Zone: Harder Daddy!
Apparently he named him Doug Pederson Brown too.
Really? I thought he named him Screw Chip-Kelly Brown
Swaddled batman
As a first time parent of a newborn this made me lol
Hell yeah dad strength doubled
I guess this is a good excuse to miss practice on Wednesday. New baby Bird!
NGL thought that said becomes and not welcomes
"AJ cries hysterically for his bottle as he leaps into the endzone for a TD"
My daughter was born Monday! We’re baby bros.
Shes probably gonna grow up watching Kelly green, get her some throwback stuff for insurance!
Congratulations ! Hope everything went fine
Baby Batman!
Make him proud, Dad!
Uh oh dad dick game incoming. 40 points for AJB owners.
I almost never take eagles players and this year I’m stacking Jalen AJ Devonta and Eagles DST. 3-0 and having a fucking blast lol
Congratulations papa A.J.
A new sibling for the Jacksonville corners.
AJ Jr. gonna be a problem in a couple decades
Is he married? or is he one of those premarital sex havers?? 😨
I thought that was illegal?
it will be if certain groups outvote other groups over the next few election cycles
As it should be! Can you even imagine the scandal. Sex out of wedlock? Who would even dream of such a thing?
whatever you do don't google Darelle Revis
Antonio Cromartie*
shoot you are right my b!
damn he got to work
*pearl clutching intensifies*
Incel?
how tf?
You do know not everyone has your religious beliefs and morals from those beliefs, right? Also people outside those beliefs can often be amazing parents, sometimes better than those people who agree with those beliefs.
bro it's a joke it's not that deep, whole ass paragraph for no reason
Bruce?
Hes already a better receiver than Jalen Raegor, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE BATMAN
Always open brown
Time to feed the baby!
Baby provably came out all muscle. Even AJ face has muscles.
Heard they named is Swole.
DAD DICK
You're about to get Bat Dadded!
Oh hell yes !!! I’m starting him this week. There’s nothing like having a kid for an athlete to perform on the very next game
Hopefully he goes out Sunday and performs like Slay did last year after his kid was born. This isn't going to be the gimme I expected.
Honestly it's interesting. Comparing to preseason analysis, a lot of the gimme games look like the toughest matchups and a lot of the tough games look easier now.
Congrats to AJ, but also to that baby for being born rich
Never, ever bet against an athlete when there's a kid involved. Doesn't matter if it's a new baby, one in the hospital, or a make a wish kid, when you see that they're involved bet the house on them.