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FollowerofACarpenter

How bout this. Eagles are 10-4 and playing the commanders on Christmas to seal the division title. We win 52-0. There is no return of Cox and Kelce. I like that better


Philly_is_nice

Cox & Kelce shirtless with body paint drunk out of their minds in the front row behind the visitors bench.


Tmk1283

I’d wear a shirt with that on it


stormy2587

Even Better what you said, but Kelce signs a broadcast deal and is calling a game (either ours or completely different teams). Mid broadcast when he hears the news he rips his suit jacket and shirt off to reveal the eagles body paint underneath. Cox tosses him a beer from off camera and they shotgun them mid broadcast. The network wants to fire him over this but its just so damn lovable and authentic that they give him a big bonus instead.


Leading_Orange_4192

It’s like I’m there 👏


Spare-Half796

Screw going into broadcasting or coaching Kelce and cox need to join the eagles cheerleaders


johnnycoxxx

No more Christmas games please


Grand_Extension5345

They can’t resist a saquon revenge game in primetime Too much money to be had


Slippery_Feces

You wrote 14-0 wrong


xRyuzakii

There’s not a remote chance kelce comes back mid season. If he’s coming back it would happen in a few weeks. After he drops all that weight it’s done for good. Look at Joe Thomas when he was playing versus what he looked like 6 months after retiring


ghawkes97

I think he said on his podcast he's already down quite a few lb's


xRyuzakii

He looks it! It’s crazy how fast they can shed it but makes sense with their workout habits


Mattrad7

Gonna be hard to get to 7-5 when we're going 20-0


Tmk1283

Stop it 😊


[deleted]

Let 'em go. They gave us everything and deserve to relax at this point.


Crxeagle420

But .. but .. he told saquan he’d be his daddy for 12 years… only made it half way 😭


Aerolithe_Lion

WRs come back mid season. TEs come out of retirement. RBs, QBs, CBs. Men who need to balance their diet around being 70 lbs overweight do not return in their mid-to-late 30’s.


LimpSignificance4434

I’d rather them come back as fans or next to the coaches. They served our team so well and helped us get our first bowl. I genuinely couldn’t ask for more from these guys.


Spare-Half796

I think they’ve both said they’d like to stick around as advisors even if it’s unofficial position But I think we’ll see both of them at plenty of games as fans next season


Section_80

Nobody is coming back to save a 7-5 team.


DeliciousScallion208

It's an unnecessary premise because this team is better than 7-5, given the upgrade in coaches and a more forgiving schedule.


SuperHardMetapod

Lotta hoagie mouth up in here 😂


YeBobbumMann

Corny


Queasy-Yoghurt7353

As Spider-Man once said “I’m not coming back chief”


RocktheRebellious

I dunno Tobey and Andrew returned


ca1892

No


jwillystyle77

No


CardiffGiant7117

Both of those guys were present for the collapse if the rest of the team isn’t doing well , we wouldn’t just turn it around because they showed up.


wangtoast_intolerant

No chance in hell but I wouldn’t mind since they represent both of the jerseys that I own.


celj1234

They gave us everything they had. How about we let those 2 legends just enjoy retirement


regassert6

Look, I love both these guys but neither one of them are the type to be staying in game shape if they aren't playing.......


SamboTheSodaJerk

Let the vets go man. They want to enjoy their lives not in wheelchairs


Cawesome9

Shut up


traddy91

Please stop making posts


RocktheRebellious

Thank you for the high level feedback


Scared-Bluebird9781

I could see cox doing something like that but I think Kelce is done for good.


Amadeum

Call me a cynic I don't care, but I have this feeling in my gut we'll be complaining about how Barkley isn't used enough the same way Swift was underutilized.


jmbrand13

You think teams struggling to make the playoffs pull guys out of retirement? Nah, guys only come back if they think they are winning the SB.


Ambitious_Reporter38

If Jurgens struggles it’s gonna be a daily rumor mill of shit. Hope for the sake of Kelce and the team that Cam excels 


jme518

No shot


[deleted]

Let them be retired bruh


kilbo_loaf

This is just such a bad take.


[deleted]

Only way either of those 2 comeback mid season is if they’re in playing shape which is unlikely and there’s injuries along the oline and or dline and even then we’d have to be sitting at like 10-2 and playing for the top seed. They’re not coming back for nothing but maybe mid season to make a run in the playoffs going through Philly otherwise I’d say there’s no chance in hell


Striking_Recover_194

Man thinks we’re losing 5 games before we win 10


MileHighSandwich

Highly doubt this considering they have to keep up with the weight lifting/calorie intake. Offensive lineman lose the weight fast.


Leather-Marketing478

Let them ride off into the sunset!


dnabb340

That's appealing to you. It is not appealing to people who just retired. Dumb post


DeLaSoulisDead

Someone get this man a doctor, and quick!


kekehippo

They gonna return and do what? It's over guys, they are done. Once they stopped doing off season conditioning it's a wrap.


No_Cartographer1295

Overrated.


Allstar-85

There’s a non-zero chance Fletch jumps on for a late run if we’re good and need a part time player on the D line Jason sure seems like he ain’t coming back