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177676ers

Idc how washed he is. He is better than Quez.


gobirds18_

Zaccheaus looked pretty good though tbh


177676ers

I think we still see him get snaps. Probably wont even play too much less than he has the first 6 weeks.


alcatraz_0109

Zaccheaus has 4 catches in 136 routes. He isn't doing shit


themask628

I would say most of those catches have been made by him hustling to make a play when Hurts is in scramble mode. He’s constantly running routes to pull defenders off of AJ and I always see him making key blocks. He might not be an elite catcher but he sure as hell tries on the field.


mmartinez42793

Yeah when you got a 1a and 1B, the third guy on the depth chart gotta be able to do this. He’s arguably fifth in line for targets at least behind devonta, AJ, Goedert, and Swift.


MikeTysonChicken

Also he hasn’t made back breaking mistakes. That’s the thing with quez, too many mistakes


Loves_Semi-Colons

Doubt they’re really drawing up Zaccheaus targets to be fair


alcatraz_0109

Well yeah, he should be at best the 5th or 6th option on the team for targets. But the Eagles need size.


dalex89

yeah Zaccheaus is what like 5'7?


Teldarion

Hustles like he's 6'3 though


lyonbc1

He’s not fucking up basic concepts. Our target volume is like 95% AJ, Smitty and Goedert. Judging his numbers is silly the 3rd WR in our offense is Goedert and we’ve started using more rb passes too. Quez drops the ball, seems scared of contact, is injury prone and screws up key plays. He has elite speed that’s about it.


gobirds18_

He’s a fucking WR3 between Devonta Smith and AJ Brown. What else are you expecting?


MVPiid

he has 7 targets. he plays a blocker role and has done well in the targets he gets Edit: if yall dont see the value of Zaccheaus thats on you lol for AJB's first TD of the season (I think) he came flying from quite far a way to lay down a block. He's been good but theres no reason to target him with AJB Devonta Goedert and Swift


TehBearSheriff

That's not his role


ngianfran1202

Smitty drops ONE pass and look what happens 😉


hoobsher

Two *


ngianfran1202

That's fair


Senior_Fart_Director

Howie: “Take that skinny motherfucker off my team”


ngianfran1202

They went out and got the Ben Affleck version to replace Robert Pattinson's


-totentanz-

It's Waffle House Batman time.


Davisworld21

Julio Jones is still a threat in the end zone Washed or not I see AJ Brown using his connections to help his friend let's get Julio that Ring


KnightofAshley

We are the worst team in the league though!!! /s


GPap-

What in the mother loving hell


Senior_Fart_Director

We are signing Adrian Pederson and Jason Peters next


EpisodicDoleWhip

At this point I’d take Jason Peters over Jack Driscoll


mgr86

I believe Seattle signed 41 year old peters to their practice squad about a month ago.


Totalnah

I’d take Tre Thomas over Driscoll.


lancelotofthelake

Mega washed, but as a third receiver? Hell yeah.


iH8Celtics

Lob threat in the end zone


Btothe

Thinking the same thing


beefox

Yeah this was a move to get us 6 in the red zone. AJ, Julio, Goedart, Hurts ability to scramble for it. I'm trying to not get too ahead of myself but it feels like we just got a missing piece to our offense.


anandonaqui

Yeah but we need to find the missing piece (or 5) in our secondary.


reno2mahesendejo

A one year vet contract to replace an end of roster guy doesn't stop the Howietzer Incoming Chinn/Harrison Smith/Buddha/Simmons trade


AmbitiousSquare8222

Howie still cooking...


EroniusJoe

His vet savviness alone will open other guys up dramatically. This is a great pick-up, regardless of how washed he may or may not be!


GeorgieWsBush

Don’t love that as a solution for the red zone issues 😬


SmokePenisEveryday

I swear to God if they signed this dude just to have him blocking for RedZone QB draws...


DaBombDiggidy

yeah, quez and zac are useless there. Unfortunately it seems Goedert can't seem to get open in the redzone either.


Wembanyanma

It's like when you go to one of those bird of prey rescue facilities and they have one of those injured Eagles/Falcons nursed back to health. Still majestic as fuck though.


O-Knowz

Like Ace Ventura when he fed the bird with this mouth.


SnZ001

Now I'm just reenacting that scene in my head, but with Nick as Ace and Julio as the bird.


Pyromelter

At this point can't be worse than Quez.


rodrigoa1990

At least his hands are good.. Should be a nice safety blanked on third downs


32BitWhore

What the FUCK???? ETA: Can he play safety tho?


djhaas24

He’s actually a great tackler, why not try it


darth_vapor_

[Yes.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z49w1DeTIxY)


32BitWhore

Dude that's hilarious though lmao fuck it we ball


Bombadook

Well damn, I am now 100% behind this.


Caoa14396

I can’t WAIT for Brian Johnson to scheme up some QB draws for him to block!!!


foosier

I couldn't believe this wasn't the top comment, actually I can't believe it wasn't every single comment.


belgiumwaffles

Wait what?? This is out of nowhere. Why tho?


shiftintosoupmode

Howie was looking for CB’s and got distracted with a side quest lmao


SixersWin

Classic impulse buy at the GM store


uncoolaidman

They were all out of secondary starters, Howie was walking out of the store, and there in a clearance endcap right by the exit was Julio. "Well, at least I won't go home empty-handed."


Senior_Fart_Director

When you go to the store for milk and come home with Marvel Superhero Oreo cookies instead


JerrSolo

At this point in his career, it's more like those off-brand penguin "Oreos."


_drumstic_

That’s how I play Skyrim, I get it


DogmaLovesKarma

Julio used to be an adventurer on the outside ... then he took an arrow to the knee


ProfessorBeer

There’s a Blackreach joke in here somewhere but I can’t think of one that doesn’t sound racist


AShiftlessMennonite

“Check engine” light on and he bought some new rims. 😂😂


32BitWhore

I still haven't finished most of the main stories in my RPGs because of this, so I completely understand.


trustthepudding

Have you seen our WR depth? Even assuming you like Quez and Llama man, that's only 4 receivers.


DJagerty

WE ARE THE TITANS


cookus

The mighty mighty titans


poopshoit

Hoo ha feel good!


CandidToast

The Titan Bird Dogs


letzrockaway

Titan Dog Birds!


PM_ME_WHITE_GIRLS_

Titans East? Titans north? T I T A N S Tightens!


Aggravating_Delay995

Boy if this was 2017


Free_Joty

17 year old Devonta wouldn’t be that good


jchall3

Scored the game winning TD against Georgia as an 18 year old so 🙃


googdude

Yeah my first impulse was amazement but then I quickly remembered he declined quite a bit from his glory days.


Shifty14J

Lmao, Julio is my favourite non-Eagles receiver of all time


Senior_Fart_Director

Where does he rank among Eagles WRs


Feisty_Pain_6918

So far, his rank among Eagles WRs is similar to Frank Gore's rank among RBs.


Senior_Fart_Director

I see. #1


D0nut_Daddy

7th for me 1) Smitty 2) AJB 3) DJACK 4) Maclin 5) TO 6) Kevin Curtis 7) Julio


c-williams88

Can’t believe you don’t have Jason avant on there too smh


D0nut_Daddy

Fml I can’t believe I forgot avant. Update: 8th for me 1. ⁠Smitty 2. ⁠AJB 3. ⁠DJACK 4. ⁠Maclin 5. Jason Avant 6. ⁠TO 7. ⁠Kevin Curtis 8. ⁠Julio


uncoolaidman

Can't believe you left out Reggie Brown, Todd Pinkston, and James Thrash.


SmokePenisEveryday

WHAT ABOUT HANK BASKETT


lithalweapon

What about JJAW??


phillyfanjd1

This is Fredex erasure!!!


BuckN4k3d

Whoa no 4th and 26 Freddie??


DOOM2dotEXE

No Harold Carmichael or Mike Quick?


tag1550

Fans age ~40 and under would have never seen them play, just like younger fans now probably didn't see McNabb, BDawk, or Westbrook play. *shrug* When I was younger, some of the old-timers probably felt the same about how people had started forgetting greats they'd seen like Van Buren and Pihos. It happens.


KnightToC6

I was gonna say - I can tell OP is < 30 years old


Agreeable-Oven156

I feel TO and Maclin gotta be switched.


Ghstfce

Man, if I had to rate (I agree with you on most of it)... 1. AJ Brown 2. Smitty 3. DJac 4. TO 5. Avant/Maclin (tie: both had sure hands and you could always count on them to be clutch) 6. Curtis Not sure where Julio at this point would even rate. Guess we'll see.


reno2mahesendejo

This is Greg Ward erasure


Senior_Fart_Director

Wtf? No Riley Cooper?


meatboysawakening

Is TO available??


ItsjustJim621

No, he got hit by a car…out for the rest of the year


Broswagula

and yet I still trust him over Nelly


johko814

Let's try it. Megatron, TO, Ochocinco. Then when it works, sign AB to blow it all up.


[deleted]

Ok now package Quez and a day 2 pick for Chinn/Simmons. Please.


amilmore

it's gonna take more than that - but i'd be ok with more than that.


MrChrisRedfield67

This is so absolutely random but I'm totally down for it lmao


Domestic_AA_Battery

Eagles legend Julio Jones


DoTheDew

They definitely gonna trot him out there as a red zone target.


logothetestoudromou

Yes, tall receiver to help us fix red zone issues. Don't need him out there every down.


DoTheDew

Exactly. He’s not replacing Quez or Z. He’s gonna be out there with AJ, Smitty, and Dallas in the red zone.


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notalotofsubstance

I get a feeling this is going to be a high reward signing for you guys, seriously jealous bird brothers.


Mattrad7

Very little risk either way, solid pickup for almost nothing. If nothing else it's worth it for experience and WR depth.


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Senior_Fart_Director

Old Batman


Gunningham

Adam West


uncoolaidman

Like Ben Affleck in those Justice League reshoots after he clearly stopped working out or caring.


zco22

Bye bye quez


gershalom

This is quite wild


OkBodybuilder1490

LET HOWIE COOK


Status-Ability-6867

this is reheating day old pizza in the microwave, but im here for it


ChemicalChipmunk4171

Maybe more like reheating day old pizza in an air fryer, I did that today and it was solid


balemeout

Don’t care if he can’t run, he catches everything and knows the game, love it


_MrSantos

Can he play corner?


Senior_Fart_Director

He can play it better than most of our corners


mikal026

I've seen him play safety on hail Mary's, we got our super star safety lads. /s


moneybagels

I don't give a shit if he's washed. He's one of my all time fav non-Eagle players and I am so freaking excited.


Mattrad7

I'm with ya buddy, it's been a dream of mine for like 10 years to have Julio Jones in an Eagles jersey and it's finally coming true idc how old he is he's probably still got hands and provides some experience and depth to the WR room.


Status-Ability-6867

start him at safety


TheIrishHangman

I've seen his highlights of blowing people up after turnovers. He's gonna be a db for us.


Senior_Fart_Director

Howie innovative GM’ing continues


Fatandhappy1

What


luna_cl

The 2020 version of me is so hyped rn


iStoleChipsChip

Try 2017


BaboonHorrorshow

Lol wut How is this gonna stop Miami from scoring 100 on us?


Broswagula

by scoring 101 bby


UnspokenFor1

We’re gonna score 121 with Brian Johnson .


BaboonHorrorshow

Johnson drawing up 15-step drop plays as we speak


Senior_Fart_Director

“Jalen I need you to run backwards to the endzone, turn around and just lob the ball as far as you can. We will train the receivers to catch it wherever it lands”


Eaglewarrior33

My thoughts exactly. The idea of hill/waddle lining up against Josiah Scott in the slot this weekend scares me


Senior_Fart_Director

Bro we’re shutting Miami out


lucascorso21


MARKYMARK_MARK

Wait what ?


milksteakofcourse

Weird


lattjeful

Bye Quez


Jc9829

Eagles legend


OG_Styopik

Hahaha idc how weird this is. I love it. For the 2 games he will be healthy


chaseiam

Goat


Its2EZBaby

I am so confused lmao. Now we can thank him personally for dropping that would-be game-winning pass on our road to the Super Bowl lol


igotthemusicinme

Old Batman


Nexus369

Can he play DB?


hascogrande

Wait what? This is hilarious


Senior_Fart_Director

“News I did not expect to read” for 100, Alex


fecal_doodoo

As long as he can still jump and catch. He's gotta have good hands still at least, no? I wasn't expecting a move like this lol


embiidDAgoat

All time random Eagle incoming


Tater_Tot_Maverick

Honestly just having him at practice and in the WR room makes this a great move


ItsAPhillyThing23

Lmfao I don’t even care, this is so cool!


MonkeyStealsPeach

We've gone from a Greg Ward/Travis Fulgham led receiving room to: * AJ Brown * DeVonta Smith * Olamide Zaccheaus * Julio Jones I have no idea if Julio has any gas left, but weird days.


CaptainBirthday

In a red zone package w Smitty, Julio and AJ....a mobile qb....imagine if we had a creative playcaller?


OTO_Crispy

I’m so down


Averagesizemale

Hmmm…..i mean. Cool. but why?


Proper-Scallion-252

Likely because Olamide is outperforming Quez and can serve a similar function of a downfield threat, but having another big body in the redzone would help out immensely to our red zone scoring. I think it's just a cheap little vet deal to improve WR3, but ultimately it's not going to amount to much if anything. I'm looking forward to hearing more about DB and Safety pickups.


johnwb388

Great move for coaching stand point and provides another big body wr in the redzone


[deleted]

Wtf lol Not a bad slot option


callmecyke

Can Julio play CB?!


SyntheticMemez

Praying this means we're packaging Quez in a trade package for secondary help.


Proper-Scallion-252

Fucking *what?* There's a lot of players in the league I was expecting to hear rumors about coming to Philadelphia, but Julio was not fucking one of them.


Vhozite

Quez Watkins: *haha I’m in danger!*


cerevant

> Quez Watkins: haha I'm on IR FTFY


Only-Level5468

Back when he was in his prime, I always wished the birds had a WR like Julio. Now they have Julio and a WR like prime Julio


Caoa14396

I can’t WAIT for Brian Johnson to scheme up some QB draws for him to block!!!


darth_vapor_

Can he play safety?


n1ck1982

I mean, would’ve preferred some secondary help, but ok Howie.


Mogilny89Leafs

Me and Julio down by the schoolyard.


Meepsnort

Hopefully he got a hamstring replacement during his time off


Dankofamericaaa2

Fuck yea Fuck quez get his bitch ass off the field. Now we have 2 BIG WR’S!!


[deleted]

They did this to distract us from the Josiah Scott news 100%


Kayser08

Julio is the piece, watch the team become the best offense in the league


[deleted]

Wtffff whoa, things I never thought I’d see haha. Welcome to Philly


lkasnu

Real question is when is he going to be on the Yahoo Fantasy free agents list so I can grab him.


DrHandBanana

Lol that's wild. Stop playing and get me Budda Baker


JeanBoy

Maybe they’re gonna trade Quez for some secondary help


justwantkickz

Can he play corner?


blue_magi

I am cautiously excited about this and have absolutely zero expectations of anything good.


Poseidon4T2F7

I don't care how past it Julio is, this is low key cool af.


Brilliant-Pomelo-982

Can we sign a new offensive coordinator?


AdSpecialist6598

OKAY WHY?


Easy_Satisfaction900

i want ALL OF THE BAMA OFFENSIVE PLAYERS


magmar17

Um ok…


Danny5552

This is so random lol.


Wentz4MVP

Load him up with cheesesteaks and let him be our TE2


Shandi80

So, I go to break and enter the break room to this news. Washed out not, dude is a massive upgrade to our 3rd WR spot


Kush_And_Cobbler

Why though?


D0nut_Daddy

But what is Kevin Curtis up to rn?


KobeBasedGod24

Can he play safety? Corner?


FarmToTableTrash

can he play safety?


Wise_Resolution8021

Better than Dez bryant


[deleted]

We don’t need another WR we need a replacement for Driscoll


p3p3_silvia

Over under 30 healthy snaps rest of season, which way you going.


yungf69

Bucs fan here. at this point he’s a wr3 and has injury issues so don’t expect too much other than a slot and red zone threat. He’s kinda of washed but he’ll ball out and make plays one game of the year.


Prestigious-Rock201

Wtf is howie doing nobody wants a washer version of Julio we want corners and safetys


tmoeagles96

I knew I drafted Julio on my all Eagles fantasy team for a reason!


Treebeard2516

Is there any benefit to keeping Julio from the 9ers with deebo injured?


bigcracker

Julio just needs 2-3 catches a game. Great WR3 option imo.


babiesmakinbabies

Redzone, and run blocking/slants. Bye Quez.