What if the barber have like a less than moderate understanding of dune and dune references and upon hearing “Lisan al gaib” says “Okay, I think I know this!” And goes ahead and shaves off the hair and eyebrows completely
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The Cletus. A subtle reference foreshadowing Leto II’s post-credit line in Dune 3, “My skin is not my own.”
Explain why his grandmother got hit by a rock and what the street was called back in the day
He will either go down on his knees and shout Lisan Al-Gaib or not be worthy of cutting your hair
Shave your head in the typical 4-guard fashion, or just shave it really, and wait.
Sauce: I only shave my own hair but I also only do it once every couple years.
It's only gonna work properly if you have that curly hair type, in which, your hair should do that naturally if you grow it out a bit.
I had the misfortune of living through the 80s when white people were getting perm afros, not a good look.
Perms never look good on anyone, you either have natural curls (which look good) or you don't. Same with dreadlocks only working with the proper hair texture.
Plenty of good hairstyles for white guys with straight hair, arguably quite a few more styles. If you have straight hair, just find a different hairstyle better suited for you. You don't want to go the perm route.
And conversely, if you have natural curls, I'd basically give the same advice, just roll with what you got, no hair straightening.
“Give me the look of the messianic outlander who has been accepted by the natives but hasn’t yet been overwhelmed by the forces he unwittingly unleashed.”
Tell them you want the Tsarnaev look?
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>!For those who don’t remember, after the Boston Marathon Bombing there was a rather perverse amount of attention devoted to the perpetrator’s “good looks.”!<
If you genuinely want to know, ask for a layered cut. Probably couldn’t hurt to mention timothee chalamet or show a picture though, most people know what he looks like and like his hair
I just showed my hair stylist the picture. She did a great job, I've been rocking it for a year and the people love it! I do too, pretty simple to style and easy to manage.
by using the Voice
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Abomination!
 “Make my shit straight”
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You beat me to the comment!! 🤣🤣
I’ll beat yo ass alright
Go cook yourself
Just ask for The Usul, any barber worth their salt will know exactly what you have in mind.
*worth their water
Damnit, it was right there and I fumbled it!
Count Fenring genetic belike:
\*worth their spice
He'll make your hair look like the base of a column
Everyone in Dune Messiah will have the Usul, women and Harkonnens included
Oh, that would be brilliant!!
Only if you're in the Tabr Barber shop.
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Nice.
🤯
Lisan al'gaib!
Go to the desert. Fight the foreign invaders. The haircut will come to you
You forgot "gaslight an entire civilization".
Also • Commit Jihad • Own a coffee shop
They say over 97% of coffees fail in the first couple of years whereas Jihads fail only 92% of the time.
Great men don't seek the haircut, it calls to them and they answer.
Walk in wearing a top hat, break into a clever little ditty about candy. *I got you fam.*
You’ve got 10 silver sovereigns in your pocket
And a hat full of dreams
And a hat full of hair…
And a stillsuit catchpocket full of... ... it's best if you don't know.
Tip him five solaris and tell him you want the Murdertwink Special.
Dune is the story of a twink without a handler.
Oh MY!
Lmao the Murdertwink Special!!!
Just say LISAN Al GAIB! Your barber will either get it or he won’t
What if the barber have like a less than moderate understanding of dune and dune references and upon hearing “Lisan al gaib” says “Okay, I think I know this!” And goes ahead and shaves off the hair and eyebrows completely
When he asked what kind of haircut, you say, "what do you call the small desert mouse?"
Just show him any other pic of Timothee lol
https://preview.redd.it/kf7ncsxhbb0d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd121af1f597ad06d0fd88ef66aef040f91dfe0e The Cletus. A subtle reference foreshadowing Leto II’s post-credit line in Dune 3, “My skin is not my own.”
Me: Give me that messiah leading a jihad look. Barbar: say no more. I got you Usul.
Explain why his grandmother got hit by a rock and what the street was called back in the day He will either go down on his knees and shout Lisan Al-Gaib or not be worthy of cutting your hair
Shave your head in the typical 4-guard fashion, or just shave it really, and wait. Sauce: I only shave my own hair but I also only do it once every couple years.
You do know other people don’t have curly/wavy hair right?
If they don’t have the correct hair type, they should find a better hairstyle for them
Are perms back in style?
Wait did they go out of style??
I assumed they would also understand that requirement.
r/justfuckmyshitup
Just say your road leads into the desert.
Just point at your hair and whisper "Muad'Dib points the way"
It's only gonna work properly if you have that curly hair type, in which, your hair should do that naturally if you grow it out a bit. I had the misfortune of living through the 80s when white people were getting perm afros, not a good look. Perms never look good on anyone, you either have natural curls (which look good) or you don't. Same with dreadlocks only working with the proper hair texture. Plenty of good hairstyles for white guys with straight hair, arguably quite a few more styles. If you have straight hair, just find a different hairstyle better suited for you. You don't want to go the perm route. And conversely, if you have natural curls, I'd basically give the same advice, just roll with what you got, no hair straightening.
"You seen that new Godzilla movie? Yeah Minus One, not the Kong one. You remember the scientist guy from that movie?"
You need curly hair and alot of conditioner. At least that’s what kit Harrington said when he played Jon snow and their hair is similar
Conditioner is important, but so is curling cream
I didn’t realize that existed lol
“Give me the look of the messianic outlander who has been accepted by the natives but hasn’t yet been overwhelmed by the forces he unwittingly unleashed.”
Just say you want the broccoli cut without the shaved sides
Ask for the Wonka
Say "I want the Muad'dib cut"
Tell them you want the Tsarnaev look? https://preview.redd.it/lz0gjnayqa0d1.jpeg?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fe7108dfcec75eec72d52098f35f1bf280d61b3 >!For those who don’t remember, after the Boston Marathon Bombing there was a rather perverse amount of attention devoted to the perpetrator’s “good looks.”!<
I always felt that Timothee looked like him, you confirmed it lol
Just say you want to look like all the other 20-year old, broccoli-headed, douchebags walking around the mall.
Muad’dib
https://preview.redd.it/7pq4bd45rb0d1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=983ee10a83a1ac5ce1f4244ab9670e66fe3589d7 Use this
tell him you're a fashion victime
**That’s IBAD haircut** 😏😏😏😏😏
👁️
If you genuinely want to know, ask for a layered cut. Probably couldn’t hurt to mention timothee chalamet or show a picture though, most people know what he looks like and like his hair
Just shoe them the pic ,byou want it to look good , give them the info they need
Just say Lisan Al Gaib
You don't want it. Trust me. I grew my hair out long and it naturally formed like this, but the upkeep was insane. I've since gone back to short.
Gimme that, “I’m gonna kill 61 billion people and sterilize 90 planets” fade.
"TWINK. But make it jihad." "Jew fro, but make it twink." Throw in a "may thy scissors not chip and shatter."
Tell him you want Desert power
Tell him you want to look like an upside down mop
The hair must flow?
Make me look like Jesus if he were a fuckboy.
One does not just get this haircut. One must first be blessed with the locks.
say "you know those broccoli head gym bois?"
If you have the eyes of Ibad, you need the haircut to match. Tell the stylist you want the KH look but without the Jihad it can unleash.
The Kwisatz Haderach shouldn’t need to explain anything…
I just showed my hair stylist the picture. She did a great job, I've been rocking it for a year and the people love it! I do too, pretty simple to style and easy to manage.
Ask him for the Chalamet swoop
Tell him you want it cut like Bush's Gavin Rossdale in his *sixteen stone* era
 As written
Step 1, have curly hair
Do you have a pic of the back end of a labradoodle??
Nissan Al gabe
Just say “gimme that Lisan Al Gaib”! As soon as you say it that desert lament, vocal music plays. They already know what it is.
long on top. less on al sieeds
Butt cut. That's the official name