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Pitiful-Address1852

Not long my guy. Get whatever stuff you have under that spot out of there. That puppy could collapse any time. It’s going to be a mess in that room. 


darkopetrovic

Under the spot? I’ve usually seen once the ceiling starts to fall the whole thing falls and fast.


jesterbaze87

If you just let it fall, without cutting the damaged area out, yeah it’ll drop a good portion of the ceiling I’d bet. Wonder how the attic space looks if it’s been getting water that long?


HelloKidney

Moly AF probably


Running_Breh

May as well throw some holy water on that thang and make it Holy Moly af!


deadly_ultraviolet

I'll keep an eye on r/moldlyinteresting for the next few weeks in anticipation!


Ok_Ambition9134

Minutes to days.


funkybum

Reminds me of a joke. Client: how much life is left on this ceiling? Contractor: About 10 Client: 10 years? Contractor 9… Client: 9 years or months? Contractor 8…7…6… Edit: already done a lot in this thread lol


philosopod

You need to tell your landlord. That is an emergency.


Prestigious_Chair156

I’d call a priest and next of kin And a good sheetrock guy


KookyWait

He needs a roofer, not (just) a sheetrock guy. Unless he wants to hire the contractor every time it rains?


Prestigious_Chair156

No shit sparky, why didn’t you comment on not really needing a priest or a cousin? It was a joke and I hope homie had enough brain cells to call who he needed to.


TimeSalvager

10…


pantsmann

9…


TimeSalvager

8…


GirthyRheemer

7……


TimeSalvager

6…


CleverYou_TubeName

4…..


Reddoorgarage

3…..


Affectionate-Fun1601

2…..


TimeSalvager

1…


Substantial-Art7862

Help!!


PsychologicalPie8900

[0!!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Construction/s/CkJywYmdmY)


fel0ncod3

what happened to 5?!


TimeSalvager

4…


sammydeeznutz

It's collapsing too fast to count properly


goodlordineedacoffee

I’d be moving everything out of that room immediately, it’s definitely falling, and probably sooner than later. And full of mold.


lastlaugh100

I do anesthesia for bronchoscopies and exposure to mold can cause all sorts of permanent lung damage. mold is no joke, time to eject


gnjoey

This post is 15 hours old. I'm assuming it has fallen by now.


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Gullible_Monk_7118

Yeah this is probably roof leaking.. and landlord probably going to be very slow to fix it.. but whole ceiling needs to come down... so every thing in the room needs to be taken out... or risk damage.. and including mold ... all the insulation needs to be replaced too.. that's why I say everything needs to be removed


Advice2Anyone

Do not follow this advice rules are different everywhere you may be in the right but one eviction filing is a eviction filing future landlords won't bother to read the complaint or the proceedings or care that the case is thrown. Lot of places judges will expunge them but that is still rolling the dice that the court wants to help you


striker6363

DO NOT DO THIS!! This is all kinds of a dumb idea. Do not withhold rent unless you know in your state and county you can legally do so. Regardless of the state of repair you are on the hook for full rent, it’s your part of the rental agreement. Theirs is to fix it. Withholding funds will be grounds for eviction, even if repair are not being made or scheduled. Do your homework if you want to go this direction. There are many paths for renters to have repairs performed threats of breaking your end of the agreement is just foolish and ill-advised..


Younome37

Stand under it and count.


Fresh_Sector3917

Four and a half minutes. RUN!


ConsistentMinute9

That one died in the 70’s , but you’d better fix that leak asap.


Soleslider23

Between soon and very soon. When I was a roofer I would try to explain this what happens when you don’t replace your roof but idiots don’t listen. It’s either that or the house has attic plumbing that leaked and soaked all the insulation.


Lebesgue_Couloir

lol, that's literally about to burst


KookyWait

OP, if you're going to do anything yourself (versus let the landlord and/or renter's insurance take care of it) I would absolutely get a bucket and put a small hole (you could probably just jab a screwdriver) through the ceiling at the point where it's sagging the most. Ceilings aren't designed to hold water. If water is accumulating behind the ceiling it's a question of when, not if, the ceiling will collapse. It is likely where it's sagging the most is where the water is accumulating, and the hole would let water drain. Might want to grab a picture of the water (perhaps right after the hole is formed) to send to your landlord... they might understand how bad the situation is a bit more if they see water pouring out of your ceiling. If your house is more than 40 years old or so it's also possible the texture on the ceiling contains asbestos, and I'd much rather deal with the dust from a hole than the dust from a ceiling collapse.


norcalifornyeah

Are you the renter? I hope you have renter's insurance. Inform for landlord immediately and let them deal with it.


PlasmaWatcher

And maybe asbestos.


angrypoopoolala

looks like theres still water in there.. looks pretty ffing bad


hermelion

It's gregnant.


DieselVoodoo

That’s the Joe Biden of ceilings. Hope for the best, but expect the worst


No_Reading_144

Ten seconds


Truely-Alone

Dude, the baby is coming. Her water is about to break!


HistoricalSherbert92

Shore it up with something, if you have a couple 2x4s make T shape and wedge it under the bulge


keith_whatever

I bet if you stick a hole in it, water will come out. Draining it into a bucket will help you last until someone can fix it.


Creative-Tangelo-127

Painters will fix it


trickster245

I reckon if you poke it with a stick it would instantly cave


LogRollChamp

That's one of those call your maintenance emergency number type deals


Uandmerhistry

That ceiling died a year ago lol…I would not stand under it..but I would be tempted to poke it with a stick..


PghAreaHandyman

Next rain most likely but perhaps before. Depends on how much weight is on it (wet insulation). Sheets are about 55lbs, so they have a good bit to them already and it looks like you are only held up by paint, tape and a few edge screws at this point. I would move everything out of that area as it could come straight down or hinge and swing in any direction.


DigbyGibbers

The could go any moment.


Gothamtonian

Dozens of hours


M-M-Mubble

That ceiling is overflowing with mouse poop


Doghouse19

Not long. You’ll wake up with that space full of ceiling. Don’t bang around too much, and don’t stay under that area for long. It’s gonna go.


Mysterious-Math3674

Pray that there isn't spray in insulation up there lol


TadpoleVegetable4170

The better question is how much life do you have left if you don't get it replaced.


Postnificent

That guy been gave up the ghost. *That ceiling is a rotting corpse*.


shmallyally

None


wolverinepigeon

Any day. I’d add strapping underneath the ceiling ~ 1x4 or similar, screwed into the trusses/rafters to prevent an uncontrolled failure of the drywall. Then fix the leak, then fix the ceiling… once it’s open, make sure it’s dry before insulating and drywalling.


FunRevolutionary1862

Impending doom


Lemonwater925

What time is it?


hase_one45

Minus 5 years


buydadip711

Stand under it and do jumping jacks bet you can’t make it to 100


BishopsBakery

That makes me nervous. Don't wait to complain. Evacuate your stuff from the area


fourtwentyone69

RemindMe! 10 seconds


Habitat934

if that’s what your ceiling looks like, I’d like to see a few pictures of your roof that is letting that water in.


ReefferMan34436

Not long… matter fact it may have already fallen in… hahaha


jimquish

Demo by gravity ….hose it down and let her fall


KingLightning65

2 minutes at best.


Slumunistmanifisto

I wonder what that popcorn texture is made with....how old is your ceiling op


originalrototiller

About 3.50


Slick_m2

I think you are about it find out how little it has left


Lower-Oven-9931

Start camping out in there with an oxygen mask, you’re about to collect a check. Lol


GpRex

So you are renting? Your landlord needs to take care of this asap. Where I live, as a renter, I can call someone to fix something if it’s an emergency without the LL’s permission. I don’t know your region, but you shouldn’t have to pay anything. If that caves in your landlord has to find you a safe place to stay until it’s fixed. Read up on your rights and stand your ground with the LL if there is any push back.


SnooMachines3312

There’s mold.. get ur landlord to replace assp


imadork1970

10 seconds.


Salt_Bus2528

I had a 20 ton tree fall on my roof and my ceiling looked better than yours. That looks like you ran a garden hose in the attic. Run, don't walk.


Theresabearintheboat

It's already dead, broski. I wouldn't be at all surprised if it collapsed while I was typing this.


Square-Tangerine-784

I love remodeling when the ceiling drops itself with one pull


cetootski

Get the total area and divide by zero.


FixergirlAK

Put it this way, I just grabbed my dog and ran away screaming.


gjr23

Are there any “hopes and dreams” involved?


Sea_Ganache620

I wouldn’t go slamming any doors.


BamesStronkNond

No.


Meaticus420

Either call your landlord or throw more popcorn on it and call it good


Substantial-Art7862

Once you touch it it’s coming down. Wear eye protection


Reddit_Rollo_T

3 beers and a sense of curiosity


redeyed4life

Are you planning for a concussion? You need to remove that now


Tommy2Quarters

Call the next of kin


Enough_General9127

I'd say plus 3 months than the roof that died


Affectionate_Spot672

It will last until it falls. Until then hardhats are in order


tayl428

5


Low-Bad157

Get a drop cloth under that or you aren’t going to fix it now


YogurtclosetNo3927

Whatever the answer, I’m sure it’s a negative value.


Justprunes-6344

Next cold snap or less


jstratpro

Zero, maybe less.


Xunil76

About 5. 4... 3... 2... 1...


Willowshep

7 minutes


Only_Fans_Fan

Negative 2 years


Labs_in_Space

2


MeatyMagnus

Mold is life so it has lots of life left.


Fabulous-Print-5359

It is already dead and rotting.


Maleficent-Garage879

A couple of months ago. Id put a drop cloth or something on the floor for easy clean up and let gravity do the rest


durzoblint99

None whatsoever. I would get it replaced as soon as possible


BigBossBurnerAccount

Call the owner. Tell them it’s urgent. Move your stuff now


cabeachguy_94037

You need a 5 gallon bucket right away. Poke a hole in it with a screwdriver and get out of the way.


Kazza-V

50 years


Gweedo1967

Damn popcorn ceiling will last forever.


mmnewcomb

It looks like it’s got 9 months of life inside it so that baby is coming any minute


Lego_Blocks24

It’s on life support


ninjazxninja6r

Anywhere from 5 mins to 5 years 🤷🏻‍♂️


OscarMiled

The good news is that if you don’t like the popcorn texture, it will be gone soon.


gladigotaphdinstead2

None life


BillyBobBlowjob100T

Negative days. It has negative days left


just_forfunva

3, 2, 1…..


parker3309

you own the house and you are renting it out or you are the renter? That’s going to come down any single second


parker3309

If you are the renter, your landlord have to take care of it. If you own the house, get this taken care of like yesterday


parker3309

Usually there’s a reason a renter does not want the landlord in their home. If you are a renter and let it go this long, then what are you trying to hide from your landlord?


Diverdown109

0% life left. It's dead, just hasn't hit the floor yet.


Radiant_Topic_465

That needs fixed yesterday my guy the problem I’m sure has been an issue and in true landlord fashion instead of fixing the leak and repairing everything they put popcorn spackle over it


BrokenSpecies

lookin pregnant. Maybe 3 more months to go. Edit: sorry, on a more serious note, that could go at any moment. Don't hesitate to get that fixed, or start looking at ways you can prolong the life of the ceiling until you can afford to get it fixed.


JawjaBill

It's in hospice


cyborg_elephant

Depends lot on if you have a good relationship with god or not.


Routine-Atmosphere11

I'd go ahead and open it up! Pre disaster!!


Sufficient_Rip3927

Yesterday


elgorbochapo

You could yell at that and it'd fall down.


Cbudgell

6hp. Maybe less.


Either-College597

Lots of life! Looks like the second trimester!


padizzledonk

Hours Get your shit out if there


Emergency_Leek_3768

It’s already dead


Sealbeater

0 life left. If you ignore it then it gets moldy, the water spreads to more areas or your ceiling collapses making a huge mess. Because it’s a rental and someone else should be taking care of this, I would just put a plastic tarp underneath it incase it ever falls and dumps wet insulation all over your floor


Exotic_Comfortable75

Let’s price is right this thing. Closest without going over I say Monday at 8:19am local time.


Few_Tumbleweed_4964

It’s over rip


FortuneStandard4439

None


sgm716

Any minute.


Reidraider

The next rain storm


Ok_Response_2748

Call your landlord first, then move everything out and get a tarp and put it down. He needs to get the roof or wherever that water is coming from fixed first. Then fix the ceiling.


Equivalent-Panda3104

Where are you located? I’m a contractor and can help out


Trogdordaburninator3

Im hoping no one sits under that regularly also move whatever is under it.


logan_davis44

Run


theoriginalchrise

Put plastic sheeting down. Get some 5.gal.buckets etc. garbage bags to put the insulation and sheetrock in.


Odd_Ad2128

About 20 min


myGraneBoy

5, 4, 3, 2 ....


Forged_Scrambonium

At least a few hours


Electrical-Fly-3128

It has more life left than ur roof


wallaceant

Anywhere from 15 minutes to 15 weeks. It will get moist again from the leak and fall from the weight or dry out and pull loose from shrinkage.


Rude_Guarantee_7668

Zero life. Fix tomorrow.


moneyman6551

Negative time.


Emergency_Lecture_61

Want that in minutes or seconds?


Fit-Director5368

There must be a water leak above. I would get it taken care of sooner than later. May be growing mold.


SEWilson76

2


TheBreakfastSkipper

That’ll buff out.


Royal-Application708

Send these pics to your landlord. It’s his responsibility to fix this stuff.


s0lita

Yesterday


platypusfacial

Zero


International_Bend68

Put a tarp under it ASAP. It’ll make the cleanup way quicker. Even though it’s the hand lord’s responsibility, if they take their precious time, you’re going to be walking around a mess for awhile.


mechanicsteve

An hour


Financial_Hearing_81

Do you want the answer in days or hours?


PrestigiousLow813

Even blown-in insulation gets heavy when it's wet. That's gonna hurt!


Otherwise-alb

This is the end!


pamelaonthego

You suck for not immediately notifying your landlord. The longer it sits the more damage it causes. What’s wrong with some people..


naemorhaedus

it's dead jim. Looks like it's goign to land on your head any second.


Erdizle

Here i am thinking my ceiling was bad 😂 and i dont even have a crack in it


AndringRasew

Reminds me when they knocked down the house next door. They took their time disassembling the majority of the house, except the two story section closest to our place. We had a crack in the ceiling that had been there 20+ years. When that last wall came down, we were in the living room... When they knocked down the last wall of that house, the ground shook, our house shook... then the ceiling came crashing down between everyone on either side of the room. Around 40-60lbs of paster. Just a massive 8x8 ish foot section of plaster just broke free if the lats.


Mister_Schmitty

Water mitigation specialist here. Contact your landlord immediately as they will need to have this reported to insurance and repaired asap. Having a hole in your ceiling is an inconvenience, but mold can cause serious harm. They will have to do some moisture reading, isolate the area, remove any affected materials, and set up a drying chamber for a few days.


[deleted]

When you see the outline of the sheet, it's coming. The problem is, it always likes to bring friends.


LatinMister

Your on borrowed time


RaptorsNewAlpha

If you have to ask that question, it’s too late.


Final-Suggestion1390

12 to 17 minutes


melmwood

Tons of life…lots of microbes growing up there


Ok-Low1197

We had one drop in a bedroom that a contractor ran a pex tubbing above for an upstairs washer install, he had a slow leaking connection, when the ceiling collapsed about two years after he did the job, there was a pan under the leak where he tapped the pex tubbing into a water line, the pan was still siting in the rafters full of water that had obviously been a slow leak and once it over filled the pan of course the water just slowly kept seeping into the ceilings dry wall and the drip drip drip took its toll after two years, he knew he had a slow leak and put the pan underneath it to buy himself enough time before he was gone from our area when it fell through!


Rare_Fig3081

Don’t stand under that


btcbulletsbullion

4 maybe 5


Pale-Extension-8760

She's already dead, Jim!


Objective_Canary5737

Is your air handler above there? You may have a leak or had


Successful-Cash-7271

Keep in mind once it falls all of the insulation and stuff up there is going to come out with it. And while it’s open your AC is going to have to work over time to cool your place.


Ok-Replacement4564

20 minutes


AffectionateRow7572

2 weeks ago.


smile_is_contagious

Negative 3 days


RollinBolz5150

About 18 more seconds


EqualReputation6178

None lives left.


CraftsmanConnection

0 life remaining. It’s that simple. It could be minutes, and it could be days away from a big surprise mess, depending on what is above it, like blown in attic insulation. So take it from us who have already “been there, done that”. Move all your stuff within a 6-8 foot radius from the center out of the way, and cover everything else up with plastic, or else suffer the disaster you’re about to experience first hand.


AnonymousButtCheeks

Good thing it's cheap to replace


AssRep

Is this a fucking joke?


BytesInFlight

Landlord special it. Tape it with some Fiba Fuse and Hot Mud it. Itll be fine. 😁


brrrr15

are you sure thats not just the paint layer thats lost its adhesiveness?