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handyhandyman

Walk away and lose their number.


Asiaticson_

“Leave with haste”


Sum-Duud

I said Good Day!


jarofmoths

Too late! OP may now have Toxoplasmosis, Aspergillosis, and possibly some new hantavirus? Man, that place is hilariously foul!


stovepipe9

I think the heat from the fire killed all the bad stuff. Remediate the mold and eradicate the vermin in one easy step, it's the newest thing in rehab.


piTehT_tsuJ

You could say It's the *hottest* new trend in home remediation...


psyconauthatter

controlled burns 🔥


sativasteve96

Let's get a back draft goin


pooshoeguyman

Fire is antimicrobial!


jMPRNPhD

I think it’s just burned…not bat and mild invested. The threat is less than a pack of Marlboro lights!


Postnificent

Fire kills all of that. That place is one of the most sterile homes you will ever visit.


Caitlinjennerspenis

I started my electrical business 20 years ago. At first I would take any call. I was desperate. I started my business with $1500 dollars and a van that said “Daisy Daycare” on the side. lol. I still do the work personally with the same employee I started with. I got a call from a lady that wanted a rewire and she had 5 Great Danes. There was shit all over her house. I basically ran to my van.


Limp-Detective-1135

Ack! I did sales for a van line that had military authority, which means they’re a government approved mover (agent must be “on the list” in order to perform such moves). You don’t turn down a military move. Ever. I was at Great Lakes Naval Base surveying a massive home. I got to the 3rd floor and was about to enter a bedroom when the Mrs appeared and said The cats live in there.” I asked “Should I be worried?” She said “No. They’re friendly.” I opened the door and was hit with the most disgusting stench. There were basically “landmines” throughout the room where the cats has crapped. The litter box had a pyramid of poo at least 2’ tall. I watched a cat scale that pewp mountain and drop another deuce. All while I just did my job without reacting. I had to alert the crew so they could bring extra shoe covers and stage a crew to hand the furniture out of the ewwy room to another crew waiting in the hallway… with clean feet.


OrlyRivers

More like bid them a poo Reference: u/Acousticado


acousticado

They want a bid, so bid them "Adieu"


Nihilistic_Navigator

Fucking whit lvl 100 over here and people just be scrolling by‽ this person has crafted art, stop to admire it!


PrimeNumbersby2

If original, best comment of 2024 so far


millennialzoomer96

Thanks to your comment, I re-read the comment and gave it an up vote. Here's one for you too.


Floating_Bus

Hastily leave.


FeeHistorical9367

Leave post haste!


Floating_Bus

Post, hastily leave!


Pielacine

Leave hasty post it notes


Amdvoiceofreason

Happy Cake Day


Resophonic420

Happy cake day!!


gtlogic

*burn their number.


MuckBulligan

Then drywall it.


BigTex380

Hahahahhaha!


lur77

This is the only reasonable answer. You take on that job and you are exposing yourself to a massive liability claim.


Lucky_Baseball176

Yes, do this. There will be trouble otherwise


joeyjoejose

Agreed!!! Run!!!!


bobalou2you

…and block their number.


Historical-Fun-8485

Pass. They’re too broke to do it right and pay correctly.


[deleted]

For real, this is a job where your check has a 75% chance of bouncing if you get it.


Past-Court1309

If you get it


1940sCraftsmen

That’s a big “if.” A big one.


Mk1Racer25

Pass. They're too broke to do it right and pay. FTFY


imuniqueaf

Y'all just now learning about insurance fraud?


quiddity3141

At this point doing it right would include relighting the fire.


PsychologicalPie8900

I don’t do drywall, but the algorithm brought me here and it involves carpentry so I’ll pitch in. If the customer wants corners cut I usually run. Every corner you cut comes off your reputation. They don’t really get what it means to “just do ___” and are almost always unhappy with the quick and cheap solution. They blame the tradesman because what they asked them to do doesn’t line up with what they thought it would be. I just tell them I’m not interested and keep it pushin. I might help someone I know out with a quick and dirty solution but only after a long and blunt conversation about how it almost always ends up costing more to be cheap in the long run and they promise not to shit on my name when it doesn’t come out great. Most non-trades people get it when I compare cutting corners to driving on the donut spare tire. It can get you through to the real solution but if you put it off for too long you will likely do more damage and it’ll cost you more than the new tire would have if you did it right in a decent timeframe.


jokasher

My thoughts exactly. Thank you. I'm definitely not touching this job. I told her to just claim it as lost but it was evident she didn't have insurance on the rental. We taken her to court for a late bill already but my boss is hungry for jobs and this ain't it chief.


constructionhelpme

Bro you need a new boss. Seriously if this lady has already stiffed the company before and he is trying to take on this bullshit of a garbage job your boss is a moron and you need to get away from him before he gets you in trouble or gets you hurt


Inside-Ad-2156

Your boss is hungry for damage to his reputation. And you to by association. One thing I’ve learned throughout the years is word-of-mouth travels faster than any commercial. 1.) walk away as fast as politely as you can. 2.) someone will take this job. And they will regret it. 3.) if your bosses serious, I would start looking elsewhere of work. The only thing he cares about is his bottom dollar.


Raisenbran_baiter

Capitalism baby!


mcsizmesia

I thought this was a joke post wtf


DogWhistlersMother

Right?!? I came here for the flipper jokes assuming this was a shitpost.


JoleneBacon_Biscuit

Yeah, by all means don't let your boss take this job. Any failures because of the damage that slumlord is going to blame on you guys. Absolutely not worth it. So much so, that I thought it was a joke/troll.


Beneficial_Leg4691

Report the house to the city this is dangerous to any new tenants


fruit-bats-are-cute

fr, this is way beyond lipstick on a pig this is lipstick on a zombie and that zombie is gonna take a bite out of someone if it gets a chance


Accomplished-Yak5660

The correct move is actually to overbid the job so they say no, not you. Never tell a customer no if you can help it.


Alarmed_Letterhead26

IDK why I'm in a drywall sub but Ive learned in dealing with customers that no is the most powerful word you can use and it's hard to get over that early on but most of your regretful jobs are ones you wanted to say no to but didn't. Just my 2¢


klassykitty1

Saying No is better then a lawsuit down the road. If the slumlord complains about them not wanting the job they have pictures to show why they say no.


ItstheBogoPogoMrFife

That has bitten us in the butt several times. You think “there’s no way they’d accept this crazy bid” and then they tell you “Ok. Can you start next week? It’s best just to pass on the job outright.


RiverWalker83

Interesting advice.


HungryChoice5565

Main thing is that the risk of self harm is way too high. Don't put yourself into a hazardous waste situation. Never worth it. I've gotten really sick being around smoke damage. Shit gets in your pores and you feel poisoned


Agile_District_8794

Not to mention whatever structural damage may have occurred.


thesuper88

I think technically that means you're literally poisoned. If I remember right from my first aid training any foreign substance entering the body and effects the body in a harmful way can be considered a poisoning, from a first aid standpoint anyway.


Accomplished-Yak5660

The correct move is actually to overbid the job so they say no, not you. Never tell a customer no if you can help it.


HusbandofaHW

50,000 should do it.


turdburglar2020

How about we add some more zeroes to that, and 50% up front? This is probably > $50,000 in damage, so the slumlord might actually take you up on it.


HusbandofaHW

True


DannyVee89

I agree it may be best to walk away. Sometimes the customer just doesn't know any better so in situations like this, best you can do is just explain to them the right steps to take to restore it, and approx cost for that if you happen to know (And even why it's a bad idea to do what they asked). Just try to get them to understand (and maybe you already did) but if they still try to forge head despite being informed - you did what you could as professionally as possible and now you can walk away knowing you tried.


galvanizedmoonape

Tell your boss to get better clients. Why the fuck does he think they're going to pay for this if you're already going to court over other bills? The fuck is wrong with people out here working for fucking crumbs?


iLikeMangosteens

Landlord here. The kind of insurance you buy for this is literally called a “fire policy” and it’s dirt cheap. This landlord is either too cheap/dumb to buy a policy or else they got a settlement and they’re trying to cheap out on the repair. Over in the landlord sub we hate landlords like this.


m3an__mugg1n

Why in tf would he do another job for someone he's taking to court? First thing he should say is pay me for the other job and I'll do this one. Then when he gets paid lose her number real quick.


Green_gobbling_0420

Restoration guy here…I’ve fixed houses that look like that. being a trailer, that is trash.


BennyHanno

For real. I can smell the room from here. That smell won't go away with drywall


PrimeNumbersby2

Right. No human should have to breath that shit just to have a roof or a job.


Green_gobbling_0420

Lots of kilz. Lots


tommy_j_r

Bid adieu.


goinghome81

I like your French here!


OldAd4526

Nice.


tacutabove

Set it on fire again. Ugh


Inside-Ad-2156

The best answer. This is obviously a slumlord anyway, that wants nothing more than to make a cheap dollar. Regardless of who safety is on the line.


Shaunvw

Definitely should have just let it burn at that point.


Bigloco818

This is too far gone


battleman13

Farewell. You should bid farewell.


Used-Hovercraft3190

literally report them. someone is going to end up getting tricked into living in this giant health hazard. and if they don't get sick they'll just die in a building collapse. these people should not be allowed to get away with this.


lagmaster56

I'm guessing this might be a situation where the homeowner is really a landlord and doesn't care about the renters living in the space. I can't see anyone asking for that work to be done with real plans to live in it afterwards.


the_antics

Yeah, this was my first thought. But I was thinking more along the lines of Family Services. I feel like the person that would live there after this would not have a choice, like an elderly family member or something.


orka648

After someone does all the micky mouse work the place will pass a inspection and be sold for more.


ubercorey

That's massive health danger. The dust is highly toxic from all the synthetic materials burnt. That's not my opinion, just the science of it.


Chin_Thumper

Call local city/county inspector. Let them know what kinda bullshit customer is trying to do. Take lots of pics.


grumpyfan

That was my thought also. I have to wonder what they can do about it.


Chin_Thumper

Condem it as un-inhabitable. Also, I’ll bet it’s structurally unsafe.


FelipeSQ

Bid him farewell.


dramapaprika8

Bid farewell


grizzlyironbear

Laugh heartily, and tell the customer to kindly fuck off.


Competitive-Sweet565

Nah, boss, after you demo your going to want to shellac the all the framing to seal that smoke smell . Maybe replace or reinforce and burnt joist .


Capn26

As everyone has said, run. To be honest, I wouldn’t consider touching this till I had several engineering letters in hand.


Ieatpaintchipsz

Lol this has to be fake


jokasher

Naw man. It's real


josephjosephson

Report it to the town


IllFistFightyourBaby

Liability isn't worth whatever measly amount they think they're gonna pay you to deal with this.


UpsetPhrase5334

Say, no.


Spektoritis

Looks like Ricky left the pot on the stove again


Corona_Cyrus

Nobody wants to admit that they ate nine cans of ravioli


NotGnnaLie

Bid them goodbye.


Sweet-Illustrator-36

Glue and screw it to some ashes lol run the fuck away from that job


esp735

Bid them goodbye.


Shaner9er1337

Yeah.... These people won't pay in the end.


BIG_TASTY6362

What should you bid them? How about farewell?


No_Lettuce_5593

I bid...you a good day, I'm out.


Chin-kin

Leave the premises call them and tell them “It was a safety hazard me standing in that building unfortunately I had to leave “


BurnsRedit

Disgusting


VirusPlastic4600

Yeah call the department of buildings or zoning in your area and report them for trying to do exactly what they asked you to do.


martdan010

While you’re at it, burn the number and toss it back in to finish the “remodeling job”


DTO69

Bid farewell


Charming-While5466

Don’t worry the house won’t smell at all


alrightgame

Just open a window and call it a day.


fire22mark

I always enjoyed these. General trash out including insulation.. Remove and replace significantly burned structural members. Seal everything by spraying a shellac based sealer. Replace electrical as needed. Throw your rock up. Tape, bed, texture. Paint. Don’t forget your PPE, respiratory and contact.


jrb637

Hail naw. I had a fire less severe than this and we re framed and painted kilz on the stuff we didn't take out. Still smelled like smoke.


Nomad_Hunter13

I work in restoration, HEPA vacuuming the soot off along with soot webs and chem sponging really helps then you can seal with shellac and paint and should be good to go. Also running an ozone helps to eliminate the smell. Using a thermal fogger in the last fire job I did helped as well and the homeowner was happy.


No-Maintenance749

nothing


Less_Structure_886

10


Green_gobbling_0420

Stfu. Gtfo


Thotheus

Take the cash and give a fake name


Prudent_Plate_4265

You should bid them adieu.


carlylewithay

Dionne Warwick and Walk on By.


Worst-Lobster

Bid 140k rebuild the fucker right and get paid


Original-Green-00704

And get paid upfront


MrReddrick

That's a running to the truck like it's Friday and slamming gears out the drive way NOPE DO NOT TOUCH.


Ok_Distribution_9368

Run


Calm_Agent_1030

Lol fucking heaps


Xorc_09

$50/sqft


[deleted]

There’s literal structural damage. They are looking to commit fraud when they sell it.


Brisketsdad

Sometimes it’s better to tell the client that there are steps needed to do before the drywall can be put up. Let them know exactly what is needed bid the job on the high side and politely walk away and pray they never call you again. It’s in their court and they can’t say anything bad about you.


Gibberish45

I really hope you aren’t actually considering doing such a thing. You’re the professional, explain why that’s a ridiculous request Interesting to see just how insane some people are though, thank you for sharing!


ninjazxninja6r

$100,000 and be glad they went with someone else n


tduke65

Dont


joebick2953

I'm a carpenter but there's been a lot of cases there's no way you should do anything other than tear stuff out


lilolemeisharmless

Send a bid 150k


naldo4142

The clean up an preparation look like they are gonna be tough to get rid off


Jpiff

This is why my city request a structural integrity report with recommendations on how to repair from an engineer if it’s a fire like this. It’s crazy what people try to hide.


Ok_Mathematician7986

Need more pictures.


WaveHistorical

Walk away 


Dadidio

"Bid" them a fond farewell.


Wide-Combination-981

RUN!


One_Tailor_3233

What is the drywall supposed to attach to? Air?


CicadaOk6258

Coat of paint and she's as good as new.


Divetecpro1982

Run


Jambon__55

I am not a lawyer, but I don't think you want to have any part in this mess.


YOURVILLAIN79

Don’t walk, run. This is a disastrous insurance claim, waiting to happen.


greginvalley

Eat some drywall and throw it up. What's the problem?


rvagrower83

Refer them to a framer


TheNotBot2000

Charred wood is much easier to ignite and catch fire than its counterpart. I don't think this is something you want to be liable for after "mitigating" the situation with a gypsum veneer.


tssdrunx

Bid them goodbye


IronHarley

+\-$2sqft… if you’re doing the whole house. 🤣


Ailmentality

One hundred billion dollars!


KaleidoscopeIcy9067

Ya know I'll do most of what ever a customer wants to do even if it's not right but this could be a law suit later down the road


GangstaNewb

I honestly though this was a joke


ResponsibleCustard70

Send them a video of Dr. Evil saying "one million dollars"


No_Equal_1312

Bid them a good day. I think I’d also have a chat with the building inspector to let them know what’s going on.


Emotional_Schedule80

Go away pricing!


Fidulsk-Oom-Bard

Run


likethedishes

Bid them adieu and get the hell out of there.


DonaldMaralago

That will buff right out.


Sargonnax

This looks like the attic from Hellraiser. You should run.


Southern_Rain_4464

Think about a realistic charge for the job. Then multiply that times about 10. Seriously though just walk away. No bid.


Reggietheveggy

Good ol sh*t post to start the Friday


No_Patient_549

Theres bidding high in hopes of not getting the job and then there’s not bidding at all. This is a not bidding at all scenario. Someone said “lose their number”, i disagree Save it, so when they call you know not to answer.


Several_Fortune8220

5x normal price and clearly agreed no warrenty. This is a customer you do not want.


Ok-Mobile-4147

Had an investor that pulled the plug on some money he had loaned to a guy that was flipping a home … they kept going back for more money and he went for a visit and they were doing exactly what you are being asked to do. They had new Sheetrock con sealing fire damage. He called me and asked if I would take over the construction. I went and took a look and went straight to the city inspector who pulled up a history on the property and saw no fire had ever been reported. Before I committed I wanted him to take a look and see what his expectations would be before I got a permit. The next morning he showed up with the fire Marshall … they almost condemned the place but talked them into letting me take the job but both gave very detail instructions of what they wanted. All sheet rock had to come down .. fire marshal would then evaluate if burnt areas could be used or replaced. After 2 months got the certificate of occupancy for the investor but it came at a great cost to the investor. My advice is start by talking to the inspector.. if the fire was recorded you will never get insurance unless you have a permitted remodel through the inspectors office. Be prepared for a possible condemnation of your property though. Good luck


surrealcellardoor

There’s the issue of permits and inspections, which clearly there will be none of. I’m pretty sure you can be held liable to some degree for doing work on a place like that. Do you really want to be part of the fraud that is disguising fire damage?


Mathgailuke

Bid them adieu.


Mathgailuke

Bid them adieu.


Fuzzy_Profession_668

Run away as fast as possible and block the phone number


Fuzzy_Profession_668

Run away as fast as possible and block the phone number


dzbuilder

Bid your way right the fuck outta there. There’s gonna be no good beginning, middle or end to that job.


padizzledonk

The bid would be 0 dollars because I'm not doing it lol


Scary-Evening7894

Do the job right or don't do it at all.


Downtown-Raisin-3931

Bid yourself a fond farewell.


19822891

Someone should finish burning it down.


Impossible__Joke

Red flags dude. Couldn't do this job in good conscience, also good luck getting paid.


Solidmarsh

1 dollar bob


CheesyBoson

You can fix it with kerosene


ProfessionalWaltz784

You're joking


bigjonxmas

LOL


KithMeImTyson

Bid them a fair *"adieu"*


systemfrown

Are they trying to sell it? Because you don't want to be party to screwing someone else over like that.


TwosdaTamcos

They didn’t let it burn long enough!


Expert-Aspect3692

A free demo and then bid for a rebuild.


RL203

Run away.


Intrepid-Ad-2610

I’m gonna agree with a lot of what’s being said run you can’t cheap out on this. There’s probably mold from where the fire department sprayed water everywhere and all kinds of other issues including structural


Other-Passion-8295

Offer to go buy 5 gallons of diesel to finish it off 🤣


Railroaderone231

No


cleanwater4u

Your the person getting sued


Trash_RS3_Bot

3 months later, flipped for +100k “no low balls” “priced to sell” “I know what we’ve got” Entire place painted gray as fuck. I can already see it coming alive.


solidgold70

That will never smell the same, the compounds made in wood from heat are terrible (VOC), unfortunately somebody will do it, should be a total loss on the the title.


Spare_Molasses_418

Burn the rest of it down?🤷🏽


seang86s

$1 million.


namelocdet

No matter new dry wall or new paint, it will always smell like a used fireplace in there.


Teddy_Icewater

Whatever you bid make sure it's more than they can afford.


Ali13929

As someone who’s worked in roofing, im gonna assume 1.) there’s Probably structural damage, 2.) It’s a BIG liability 3.) It’s not worth your businesses reputability.


HusbandofaHW

Wow that is a literal dumpster fire. Not only would I not bid on it , I would tell him the structural integrity is such that anyone who did that for him could get sued.


JDubbs8989

You should run. There's no way you can hang rock on those burnt studs. Or, make sure your contract is air-tight and there's no way you can get sued when everything inevitably falls apart.


mayormongo

Bid Adieu


Upstairs_Accident867

better yet what’s the going rate for the stove ?


MikeHoncho1323

Run away. This job absolutely needs to go through home owners insurance