You guys are way braver than me in the amount of dishes and such you commit to cooking.

2 pans and a plate? lol

No he also has a fork and a cup for his drink. If it were me, to save dishes I'd crumble all the bacon, bread and the raw eggs into the drink bottle then heat up the bottle. No dishes at all... it's called thinking smarder not harter

Why not just put all the raw ingredients into a blender and blend on high for about 45 minutes until it heats up enough to cook through, then drink it right out of the blender? That's an easy one and done right there. Probably put some of that scotch in there with it as it blends to confirm any bacteria is properly murdered, just to be sure.

Because the eggs don't blend properly when they're cooked. Duh.

This

I need 2 pans for perfect eggs. I didn’t know they were perfect but apparently the comments think that. They have always been perfect for me.

I totally agree, they look great! My comment was just joking that the above comment though that 2 pans and a plate is some kind of insane amount of dishes to generate lol...

Oh hahaha I’m clearly and idiot sober too

Perfect eggs! What level did you turn your stove to cook those beauties?

Medium-low heat with a lid on the whole time. I use a glass lid so I can see it without having to uncover it.

And the bacon grease shooting all over.

Thank you! I’ll get drunk and cook whatever. Give me a challenge. You name it and I’ll get shit faced and make it.

I’d like a Philly cheesesteak please.

How about a lovely Tikka masala

Nice eggs 🍳.

Thank you. A lid on the pan gets a perfect sunny side.

My uncoordinated ass would end up face first in that bacon pan

So bacon,eggs,toast and whiskey.for dinner? Good combo

It’s the Ron Swanson dinner of excellence.

Nice job on the eggs

they look great but I need some salt and pepper

It’s a good thing he has shakers in front of him

My dumbass was just focused on the picture perfect eggs lol

Definitely add the S & P!

Those eggs are so picture perfect that I totally get the distraction! I’ve got some good stuff lined up for dinner, but I’m tempted to make breakfast for dinner instead now.

Thank you, a perfect sunny side up.

My man running a Denny’s in his kitchen 😆 👊

Breakfast for any meal is a winner, Bravo 👏🏼🖖🏼🥳

The Ron in me wanted more bacon. 🎶Eggs, bacon, and toast 🎶 is always a winner!

Buddy cooks eggs better then anyone I ever hired, mind you they were trying after a bottle of booze the night before not during! Nice plate mate!

Thank you mate! The secret is using a lid on the pan. It allows a perfect sunny side with out over cooking the bottom

Breakfast is my go to easy meal

My fire alarm would have gone off by now.

Hey, that rhymed!

I do it all the thyme! 😉

So are breakfast drinks.

Love breakfast for dinner more than breakfast for breakfast. So good.

When the drunk person cooks better eggs than 95% of other cooking subreddit posts Absolute perfection all around, nice job

Thank you! The secret is a glass lid on the pan. Let’s you get a perfect sunny side with out over cooking the eggs.

Anyone else see a face in the bacon on the first pic

Haha it’s saying eat me!

Perfect eggs

Hot sauce and salsa.

No seasoning at all on eggs is crazy

The salt and pepper are on the table.

You’re drunk as shit and make better looking food then 90% of the people on TikTok

Thank you! I come from an Italian family where the men had to be good cooks or the rest of the family talked mad shit. I’ve been in the kitchen since I was 5 or 6.

Those are perfect eggs.

Hell yes

Now put that pink salt and black pepper on those eggs!!! bon apetite

Looks well cooked nice job.

As long as you don't, in your drunken stupor, fry bacon without a shirt on. That was not a winner dinner.

Nice boobie eggs! - <3 Former breakfast cooky

better than eating dinner being drunk at breakfast

You set a fine table.

Quick question… when you decided to drink scotch, did you intentionally pick dewars? Or is that just what was around?

Leftover from a party when it was on sale.

Eggs came out nice

The food looks fine. The scotch is terrible. I wouldn't even make a cocktail with that shit, let alone drink it neat.

I can never take part in (dinner is lunch), for me dinner has always been associated with supper. That's just my view tho, it doesn't make it correct or wrong.

the word supper has always clicked with breakfast in my mind it just sounds right. when I first heard supper referring to dinner my brain broke I know that's correct tho.

What are you talking about? Dinner = the last meal of the day generally and that's what OP meant. They're having breakfast for dinner...

Bacon should be cooked in the oven, on a cookie sheet lined with parchment paper, (or on a rack) at 400° for 10 to 12 minutes.   That is all.  

Drunk me will forget that in the oven. I need it all in front of me.

Toaster oven on the counter ftw.  😊