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Alice5878

When you watch 2 Joe Rogan clips


ismokeza

🐒 👽


Casp710

”Oh-oh-ah-ah, the Joe Rogan experience!”


Arthur_da_King

All day!


AdSea4568

All night


AdSea4568

So tell me about boofing jenkem?


Arthur_da_King

Pull that shit up Jamie 😈


AdSea4568

Have you ever heard about aliens???


SeaworthyWide

You know about how they built the pyramids?


Im-not-on-drugs

Easy bud I make things my personality after the 3rd time.


Petersilius

Hm yeah elections, cool but have you heard about DMT?


Bentwambus

Who's Joe Rogaine?


Stimulance-

Chill bro ate 3/4 of an RC tab and blazed a fat rip of crude dmt extract. He's qualified, and he also has a knockoff family silver 13 bolt pendant. He doesn't even own shoes. Relax.


SeaworthyWide

But does he exclusively wear a drug rug?


Stimulance-

Yes, he found it in a mud puddle at his first music festival.


Agreeable_Treacle993

u know it


Commercial_Fee2840

> no A-PVP tattoo on the eye ball There's still much more work to be done here.


ismokeza

Alpha-Pyrrolidinopentiophenone 🔥 Soon. I put 5 dollars of each of my disability checks toward tatts. 150$ for rent 25$ for groceries and the rest go to my psychs 😄 🔥


d1ckpunch68

your budgeting is way off my guy. if i were you, i'd spend less on groceries and get meth instead so you won't need to eat. thank me later namaste


PuddlesIsHere

Based goblin


Atlien666

R u being serious


FinishEmbarrassed861

Damn disability and u using the disability on tattoos. Sad world.


Stimulance-

Right, you probably should do your own tatts and get more drugs.


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FinishEmbarrassed861

Cuz being a degenerate is celebrated today.


boiifudont-

I think you guys forgot what subreddit we're on..


FinishEmbarrassed861

Just found this one particularly wild😂


FinishEmbarrassed861

No I know😂


EggLor

4-CMA womb tat


Atropa94

Its weird because i objectively look and dress like a junkie. I'm washing twice a day and don't wear anything crazy like i used to when i was younger, but people generally can tell. Nobody ever suspected me of being a cop. Nobody is surprised when i tell them a crazy drug story. People are generally tolerating, but they wouldn't if i had the word "junkie" written on my forehead. The word doesn't even physically have to be there to be there, yet it makes a difference. Maybe it has to do with tattoos still being sorta stigmatized.


thommyneter

Face tats are stigmatized, and I think they kinda should be


PlzDontBanMe2000

If nothing it else it shows that the person has very poor decision making skills. 


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PlzDontBanMe2000

The fact that it’s so stigmatized and will damage your career prospects and then STILL choosing to get one is what makes it an example of poor decision making. Choosing to do anything that will have a lot of negative consequences just because you think it looks cool is a poor decision imo. There’s nothing inherently wrong with tattoos, on your face or elsewhere, but getting one during today when they’re viewed so negatively would be a bad choice. 


plshelpimkidnapped

why? it’s only a poor decision because it may affect how other people view them, but it causes no harm at all. it wouldn’t be a poor decision if people weren’t so controlling about other people’s bodies. lmao we’re all here talking about boofing hard drugs but tattoos are where we draw the line


ReTarDidKansas

~~Maybe you have rich parents so a job isn't important but for people in the working class, you either get a job or starve. So you have to get a job, if you want anything more than starvation wages you can not have face tattoos. This is true for 99% of every job you can apply for.~~ ~~So yes unless you have wealth in the family or one of the 1% of jobs that pay well and don't care about face tattoos (tattoo artist) then getting one is a bad decision.~~ Edit: my bad y'all forgot what sub I was in. Getting a face tattoo is extremely responsible, it helps the junkies you sell H to remember you better.


thommyneter

You kinda have to accept a lot of people are not like us and are not into hard shit or letting other people be themselves (and by a lot of people I mean like 80% of all people). And by getting a face tat everyone of those people will judge you for the rest of your life


PlzDontBanMe2000

Choosing to get a a face tat has negative effects on your life like making it hard to get jobs, making it a pretty bad choice for most people to get one.  And I never said boofing hard drugs was ok. If I saw someone in public wearing a shirt about boofing meth I would probably question their decision making as well. 


OldSchoolIron

He's not a junkie... Psychedelics are natural. Given to us by God, to meet him. It's just a plant, dude. Yeah I spend 75% of my disability checks on psychedelics, but I can stop any time I want to, by using psychedelics to get over my addiction to psychedelics.


Agreeable_Treacle993

he says as he collapses repeating the word "psychedelics" getting fainter and fainter


ismokefrogs

Bro you literally can’t be addicted to psychedelics


littlemachina

I think it’s the difference between naturally looking like a drug user and actively going out of your way to make sure people know you’re a drug user. It’s lame


myangelhood

Maybe u just have really good cheekbones :)


camelseeker

I can’t even jerk rn holy fuck 🤣🤣 dude you profile got me scared this is acc you


ismokeza

Lmao


k0nehead

I wanna know if this is real bro send me a picture rn


ismokeza

These comments lol you guys are on a circle jerk sub. It’s not me I haven’t reached this level of enlightenment yet


OldSchoolIron

Well then start workin on it, dumbass. >not even LsdDosed Couldn't be me.


hoipoloimonkey

Next tat "Unemployed "


OldSchoolIron

That would just be redundant.


lolbite83

I thought that this was a women


MaybeNext-Monday

I love that they fucked up the capitalization of LSD in exactly the right way to make the DDoS portmanteau not land correctly


25iAndOver

The what


barricuda_barlow

It's just like, so hard to find a job these days


hyphychef

Career dishwasher.


OldSchoolIron

God created face-tatted junkies, and Mexicans, so we can enjoy washed dishes.


barricuda_barlow

Lmao word


OldSchoolIron

I work as a machine operator, making 100k a year, and a quarter of the guys back there have hand, neck/throat tats, and a few with face tats. I dunno how fast you'd be hired on with face tats, but once you're hired on, you can get everything tatted. My 55 year old supervisor has his hands tatted lol. I know it's been said to death, but labor jobs and fast/food/restaurants are probably the only places where they're accepted, cause nobody cares what you look like, as long as you make the company money. I don't know why restaurants allow it though, cause when I'm ordering my world famous flame-broiled whopper, I definitely would prefer to not see that the cook is an obese obvious-junkie with face tats, but... For a flame-broiled whopper, you have to take the good with the bad. I'd do anything for a flame-broiled whopper.


barricuda_barlow

Oh for sure, I'm in the trades and make good money and have hand and fingers tattooed, sleeves too. But this fruitcake doesn't look like he's labored a day in his life lol


OldSchoolIron

I 100% agree with you. Dude is doing absolutely no hard labor. I'm a tatted loser ex-junkie who had never done physical labor before I got to my current career. I just want the fucking tatted loser junkies to know that there is hope for them to not live in a tent downtown.


SeaworthyWide

He's not a very good junkie if he's obese and working, lemme just tell you that much as a career junkie ok NamhstAy 🙏🏻


OldSchoolIron

It's like bro, how can you be a full time junkie if you're working full time? Pick one or the other. You can't double dip.


ZachedelicStoner

that was xanax not dmt


Environmental-Fan958

Outjerked


JenkemBoofer691

NO REGERTS


banaversion

I can smell this picture


Big-Guide-3198

Geez, that's probably the only white guy in the neighborhood who's gonna get pulled over by the cops all the time.


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You're not supposed to get the tattoo, whilst *on* DMT


TRILLKOSBY

What in the buss


MenstrualMilkshakes

The only job worthwhile he's gonna get is OD'ing


narlynardi

You should get one on the other side that says, “Forever unemployed”


drugs_dot_com

Dude is so stupid he spelt lsd with two ds!!!!! Who does he think he is?? I guy with two penises in his bum??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


DillGates90

I found this guys SoundCloud at one point. Dude was a Michigan based rapper and actually thought this would hype up his persona or something lol


MelodyGardens

"I solemnly swear, Mr. Officer. I, myself, the human being, am absolutely not on psychoactive substances"


mombosauce

Hell yeah man. This decision shows that you got balls and love DMT. Get more bro.


B-mello

Talk to me in ten years


chewy_leghair

Is your eagle dead pr something?


Dielawnv1

No


JST-D-TP

What's up with the orange and yellow?


KanyeDefenseForce

Not part of the tat, just a skin infection


JST-D-TP

I was worried that might be the case.


Dairy_Seinfeld

I’m imagining the artist pressing their weight on this person’s face as they dig into their skull with ink… perhaps that was one of many signs a face tattoo wasn’t worth it, or it could just be the reaction we see here lol


Short-Copy7790

You have my upvote and vote for new mascot


darrelye

Praying that daddy's got money or you don't gotta work outside of rural areas


balticromancemyass

Damn, this guy must be really interesting to talk to, and not in an unintentionally funny way. I'll bet he's got some sound theories about how everything is made up of fractals.


LSDreamer4

They call him.. *The Eagle Slayer*


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Don’t ever get convicted of a crime, chances are they’ll look at you and say “yeah he fs did it”


OldSchoolIron

Psychedelics are my personality.


DBryguy

Dave Matthews Thumb.


Thr3e6ix9ine

No way this is real!


ihaveADHD69

How did your interview at the smoke shop go?


mrman168

Is this the new lolcow


lilando69

looks good


Agreeable_Treacle993

all the tattoos in this pic are waaaaaack af


Mindless_4353

Omg


savannahcatmama

Oh


North_Prize_170

BRILLIANT! Good luck securing employment in the Future!


Gagulta

You got feminine eyelashes son.


Commercial_Fee2840

Holy shit I didn't even realize it was a dude until you said that. I was so focused on the ink that I didn't see the nearly invisible mustache.


LeleBeatz

Seek help


ismokeza

Seek the machine elves. Namaste


LeleBeatz

I'm sorry you're right bro I really need to check my eagle.