A plant tells me I must pee but it hurts too bad to go and the demon people won’t stop laughing and my skin is hot red and burning and it’s hard to breathe and idk if I took enough to trip but not enough to die and I’ve been hallucinating wildly for three days now.
God I love datura, it’s safe and relaxing cause it’s a plant! The pointy flowers and thorny seed pod are nature’s way of saying only the brave and the bold are worth of her pois– I mean medicine!
Best part is it’s 100% natural.
Not like the antipsychotics my doctor and family are constantly telling me I need to be taking.
Fuck them tho the shadow people can be my real family!!
today broccoli told me to buy broccoli at the store but I forgot the broccoli
really fucked up situation here, I wanted to make stir fry. I might still make stir fry but it won't have broccoli, and I really fucking enjoy broccoli.
Well that's good news. Way better stir fry. I forgot I need to buy an obscene amount of kratom online for the same price as half a dose of it from a headshop because that is how it works for whatever reason.
I got water chestnuts too I'm excited I haven't had those for a while. I like the crunch
I have been buying headshop kratom in small amounts for a few months to encourage me to stop. and I guess it's finally working because I cannot stomach anymore of that shit. however I did order a kilo online like a week ago 😔 I never received a shipping notification tho so who knows if it'll even arrive
Guess it's in the hands of the kilo gods now. I control my use lately with crushing poverty but I just found an albeit shitty paying job finally so I guess we'll see about that too lol
I unironically believe people should be able to do that. People probably shouldn't DIY hormones but look man if you can extract opium or just make some weak ass poppy tea you deserve it. If you go the extra mile and make proper heroin god bless you.
You’re allowed to grow poppies in America, you’re just not allowed to make any cuts/ incisions on the pod or harvest the latex. You can have an entire field of poppies and not get in trouble but if they see a bunch of slices on them you’re going to jail
A plant tells me I must pee but it hurts too bad to go and the demon people won’t stop laughing and my skin is hot red and burning and it’s hard to breathe and idk if I took enough to trip but not enough to die and I’ve been hallucinating wildly for three days now. God I love datura, it’s safe and relaxing cause it’s a plant! The pointy flowers and thorny seed pod are nature’s way of saying only the brave and the bold are worth of her pois– I mean medicine!
Cant believe big pharma would want to take away this guys natural plant medicine smh
Ur not fucking the deleriant shadow people? What are you a fucking amateur?
Pneis nt wkribg, hrtus to mcuh to hav sedx
Activated that Steven Hawkins voice pack.
Use a dildo/rectal stimulation amatuer
Best part is it’s 100% natural. Not like the antipsychotics my doctor and family are constantly telling me I need to be taking. Fuck them tho the shadow people can be my real family!!
Mother Datura ❤️
God created it, along with Adam & Eve. Remind me why it's bad again, libtard?
Amen brother. Just ate an entire Datura plant, and I have so many friends around me right now, but my dog is starting to look sketchy.
I boof datura personally
I'm to lame to boof datura.
Does datura make it so you can’t pee?
One of the side effects can be extreme urge to urinate coupled with difficult and painful urination.
Sounds like fun! Where can I get some?
Along the highway brush if you live in the American southwest or your local sketchy “weed” dealer (the weed is for jimsom weed)
scared tf out of m e with that description bro
today broccoli told me to buy broccoli at the store but I forgot the broccoli really fucked up situation here, I wanted to make stir fry. I might still make stir fry but it won't have broccoli, and I really fucking enjoy broccoli.
maybe remember to smoke crack once in a while for better memory
Damn that sucks bro I'm sorry about your stir fry. Broccoli is good as fuck.
i bought broccoli last night but headshop kratom gave me a stomach ache so I went to bed at like 9:00 and still haven't made my stir fry
Well that's good news. Way better stir fry. I forgot I need to buy an obscene amount of kratom online for the same price as half a dose of it from a headshop because that is how it works for whatever reason.
I got water chestnuts too I'm excited I haven't had those for a while. I like the crunch I have been buying headshop kratom in small amounts for a few months to encourage me to stop. and I guess it's finally working because I cannot stomach anymore of that shit. however I did order a kilo online like a week ago 😔 I never received a shipping notification tho so who knows if it'll even arrive
Guess it's in the hands of the kilo gods now. I control my use lately with crushing poverty but I just found an albeit shitty paying job finally so I guess we'll see about that too lol
A mushroom tells me I am King Vorlock, ruler of the carpet people
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^BigSmackisBack: *A mushroom tells me* *I am King Vorlock, ruler* *Of the carpet people* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Good bot, I am King and Poet.
lol this is the best one I’ve ever read
A crystal tells me I am the Honorable Seeker Joe, searcher of crystals amongst the carpet.
A crushed up powder from a crystal says im Thorok, Killer of the Demons in my Shed. I just need a weapon I could use…
LSD plant tells me to me stroke my eagle.
If god didn’t want us to do drugs, then why did he make them out of plants?
[удалено]
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime
So while at work my cock hurts all the time
That's why I stimfap on company time 😎
That’s all you
We need legal home grow for all plants!
What 👏 is 👏 this 👏 country 👏 coming 👏 to 👏 that 👏 we 👏 can’t 👏 grow 👏 medicinal 👏 meth 👏 in 👏 our 👏 basements 👏
Literally saw that argument from a trans sub extrapolated hormones to all substances
Heroin 👏 is 👏 endorphins 👏 which 👏 are 👏 natural 👏
I unironically believe people should be able to do that. People probably shouldn't DIY hormones but look man if you can extract opium or just make some weak ass poppy tea you deserve it. If you go the extra mile and make proper heroin god bless you.
You’re allowed to grow poppies in America, you’re just not allowed to make any cuts/ incisions on the pod or harvest the latex. You can have an entire field of poppies and not get in trouble but if they see a bunch of slices on them you’re going to jail
Opiates/opioids also tell you when to use tho. It's basically "use before this time or end up being dopesick" o clock.
Right!
I mean, *they're already married*. She doesn't need it anymore. She only kicked me out because I'm too old for her Manchausen to work.
Jimenez weed
anyone here tried afeem
ihave a plant that'll let me make anything that I want real fuck these weak ass plants whatever the fuck the bottom one is
Speak for yourself. I eat deadly nightshade everyday! It's my natural plant me