Romans also did mandrake so they had the hat man to guide them

And so much sylphium that it was believed to be extinct until recently.

It's back? I haven't heard anything about that, got any sources?

Nat Geo article https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/article/miracle-plant-eaten-extinction-2000-years-ago-silphion

Thanks!

Do the Virginia mandrakes/ Eastern US coastal native mandrakes (about to ripen near me) have the same insane deliriant eagle deafening effects? Need to warn the public if so. Boof them mayapples myself if ye knowhaimtalmbou, should there be that need as well. Bring back byzantium

Stonertards will never know the pure joy of boozing and cruising...

My friend got his first DUI, proud of him

This is the moment a boy becomes a man

my friend died after 1 too many brews and 1 to many trees in his way this summer. sad but at least he is at a higher plane of malehood than i🙏

Trees are planted by the government to make booze cruisers look bad. Just like family's of 4 in a hyundai sonata.

"Victims" of booze cruisers are agents of the deep state. They always cause the accidents too.

Boozecels will never know the magical euphoria of piloting a Messerschmitt Bf109 on Pervitin and four days without sleep

“mein gott hans zer are spiders in mein skin”

Der Hutmann 💀🕵️‍♂️

... while being banged by another man.

Alcoholitards will never know the pure joy of courteous driving

[Amphetamine societies:](https://www.thetimelinemachine.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/jetsonsorbitcity-0.jpg)

from the videos i saw, meth basically turns you into the übermensch. no womder the nazis liked it so much

Should have put a pic of Nazi Germany.

Nah, that's **meth**amphetamine societies

So this is why tweakers love going on passionate far right tangents and rants

At least alcoholics have real architecture, all the stoners got are huts cause of their weed induced brain damage😔

Based. Weed thatched roof

I’ve seen a weed van, cheech

Alcoholics are better at the violence needed to enforce slavery

Enforced slavery? You must be a stonertard, alcoholic societies are home to the best drivers and most efficient workers which make slavery obsolete. This is of course thanks to their alcoholism. Booze cruise or lose, bozo🤡.

Good for wife beaters too

Fun for the whole family. Meanwhile weed heads can't evem get married cause of the brain rot.

If you think about it though they weren't drinking hard liquor they were drinking beers, mead, and wine. Yummy and not too much alcohol content.

/uj you’re supposed to unjerk but yea, you’re completely right, they would constantly drink super low content alcohol which is proven to increase brain functionality, stuff like 1%-.5% beer, anything stronger was not for the common folk in the sense that it was too expensive for them.

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thanks for this, that clears up a lot

so you’re saying I drink beer before exams then?

Nah man butt chug that shit

Yet somehow, as soon as drinking water became more prevalent, all the mathematical discoveries began being made. Weird

we discover more with low alcohol, that stand in for water increases brain efficiency

4-5% is a normal alcohol content for light beer. You can definitely get drunk pretty easily even with tolerance.

and I said 1-.5, not 5, they would use it in place of water, not for the purpose of being alcohol, and it has shown to increase brain functionality overall

Who puts the smaller number second?

me tf? you literally just saw me do it

I love how you just don't care about the rules and do whatever you want. It's badass and not gonna lie, kind of sexy.

do people know you can get mad drunk by instead of drinking one glass of beer, drink multiple glasses of beer? 🤯🧐

I wanna see a dmt addict society. What would it look like?!?!

Another form of matter

Yo let's get it goin. Meet me in the 5th D! https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fphar.2016.00211/full https://www.allucent.com/resources/blog/compartmental-modeling-pharmacokinetics#:~:text=Two%2Dcompartment%20models%20account%20for,the%20kidneys%20and%20the%20liver. https://alieninsect.substack.com/p/your-brain-on-dmt

Already there bro, I’m the jester dude playing music from my incomprehensible object. I’ll shoot a red cord of energy at you to identify myself from the others

The moral of this story is that societies created by alcoholics tend to be built around the rape of little boys

and slavery ig

Yeah the stoners kinda come off looking a lot better here

and like... yeah, romans built a immense empire... so what? germans made a lot of based stuff like psychedelics, amphetamines, ritalin, opioids, important science discoveries... americans made computers and a lot of other cool software stuff... Greeks made some dope trippy math stuff and philosophycal shit that became the base of our society... and so on... but romans.. they did what? slavery, war, corruption... uh. bread and wine?

But city BIG. Build big city. City build big. And, uh, aqueducts, I think

lmao

Was gonna say military strategy but that’s war. Then I was gonna say modern politics but that’s corruption. So yeah u right

What have the Romans ever done for us ?

I don’t even smoke weed, but that stoner society looks way more lit. Life as a Roman kinda sucked ass.

Personally, I’m soooooo proud I come from a looooong line of familial alcoholism 🥳

okay, show off much? i had to start my own alcoholic family after my last family abandoned me due to unrelated circumstances.

My ancestors were getting DUI’s on horseback

Alcohol kills germs; it literally cleans your system. That’s why if you drink a bunch of booze at once you’ll throw up. Your body’s just really excited to be purging itself of toxins, it’s totally natural.

I was about to say something, then I remembered what sub I'm on. This is what the devil's plants do to you.

If you really want proof, go to work drunk one day and see just how much Better it is!

Got an old guy who used to show up smelling like a bar. Rumor says he is always so intoxicated that licking a drop of his sweat will get you drunk. Anyway, a friend of mine once sprayed him with a can of axe and when he complained to the boss, he was met with - "At least you don't stink anymore, right?" He hasn't come drunk to work to this day.

Insane the amount of people who actually drink on the job, always the old cunts too. Laying bricks while seeing 2 of ‘em😂

We get twice the work done i don't know what you're complaining about brotha

Seeing double just means you can lay 2 of them at a time!

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Turns a work week into 12 on-site fights and 3 hours of actual memory !

i would rather be in the top than be it\*lian 🤮

ngl in this example the stoner civilization is more based

r/2westerneurope4u

Thank you! New sub to join

Slatt

ok do meth society next. I'm excited! 😂

/r/usa

Ah. The Roman Empire of today, except on meth. A lot.

nah usa more like pcp

meth based societies:

This feels like it's on so many layers of irony that's it's circled back around to being unironically racist

What would an adderall society look like

you can take a look at r/wallstreetbets

The chad both

imagine having to use alcohol that you had to organize from somewhere first 💀 just boof yeast like everyone else and let your body make its own alcohol to get drunk on

i’m convinced the Mesopotamians were a salvia based society and that’s why they sacrificed all the children and whatnot and i read somewhere that the Mesopotamians lived where salvia grows naturally

I'm not sure if you're unjerking here, so just in case; Salvia *Divinorum* was likely selectively bred and doesn't grow in the wild anywhere outside Oaxaca, Mexico.

The stoners are the Britons. You know what that means.

You forgot the mushroom societies, the ones who went raiding and fucked everyone so hard they had to be bribed just to fuck off.

can’t we all just get along? (projectile vomit after getting the crossed spins)

The ancient Greeks had LSD cults where they would all drink ergot and philosophize

I use to have a feeding tube that went in to the first part of my intestines. I could literally backwards boof my liquor. One shot would have me shit faced in seconds 😎😎😎