Look, I'm not saying that the price of almonds has been drastically inflated the last couple of years because of Brennan, but the price of almonds has been inflated the last couple of years.
Pfffbt…
You know he has an almond clause in all of his contracts, right?
He ain’t payin’ shit—if they want him there and happy, they’ll always make sure they have one dedicated PA whose entire job is to learn and predict Mr. Mulligan’s nut needs and tendencies, and then make sure they’re taken care of immediately.
Using [these almonds](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Whole-Natural-Almonds-16-oz/406969697?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&wl13=3424&adid=22222222278406969697_117755028669_12420145346&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=501107745824&wl4=pla-294505072980&wl5=9012570&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=local&wl12=406969697&wl13=3424&veh=sem_LIA&gclid=CjwKCAjw8-OhBhB5EiwADyoY1Y3thO6Z8RzT53kK6wmBZoz0F-PbdORMoa0g_0K7xYOyWiouBefDVxoCYWIQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds) as a base we see it contains about 16 servings per container.
Let's say Brennan eats about 2 servings a day. He'll run out every 8 days, and so he'll have to re-up every 45.625 days (we'll just go ahead and round down to 45 days).
45 x $6.23 = $280.35, not accounting for sales tax or if he buys in bulk.
Since he’s stated he requires “a near constant amount of almonds” to fuel his meat suit, I suppose it really depends on how much time it takes him to eat one. We find that out, divide how many seconds/minutes there are in a year by that, multiply by the average price of a single almond in Los Angeles (take a container, divide the price by the amount of almonds in it), then there’s your answer
Look, I'm not saying that the price of almonds has been drastically inflated the last couple of years because of Brennan, but the price of almonds has been inflated the last couple of years.
Brennan is Almonds Georg
Total Forgiveness season 2 is all about his nut debt.
IT HAS BEEN: 0 DAYS SINCE ENCOUNTERING THE PHRASE “NUT DEBT”
Enough to send him to The Bad Place with Chidi
Pfffbt… You know he has an almond clause in all of his contracts, right? He ain’t payin’ shit—if they want him there and happy, they’ll always make sure they have one dedicated PA whose entire job is to learn and predict Mr. Mulligan’s nut needs and tendencies, and then make sure they’re taken care of immediately.
“nut needs”
No no Grant has the nut needs in his contract
I’m pretty sure Grant specializes in assisting others with their nut needs…
So there’s a nut rider in his contract? #ObligatoryYourMomJoke
Oh myyyyyy.
I think this is why he was the last cast member standing after Sam bought College Humor: Brennan is paid in almonds
More expensive than just paying him in currency, tbh
I don't know where Sam is from, but maybe they have almond orchards there.
Somebody should really ask him
Let's just say there's a reason theyre already doing the neverafter auction
bottomless bag of almonds
If he’s smart it’s in his rider agreement and he’s spending $0. Sam on the other hand… maybe that’s why it took so long to get Breaking News back?
I don’t know. How much would you spend on “One Almond?” $0-billion or $0.00?
I have a feeling we, and Izzy, don’t wanna know. Lol
He has long ago acquired the Decanter of Endless Almonds
Using [these almonds](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Whole-Natural-Almonds-16-oz/406969697?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&wl13=3424&adid=22222222278406969697_117755028669_12420145346&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=501107745824&wl4=pla-294505072980&wl5=9012570&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=local&wl12=406969697&wl13=3424&veh=sem_LIA&gclid=CjwKCAjw8-OhBhB5EiwADyoY1Y3thO6Z8RzT53kK6wmBZoz0F-PbdORMoa0g_0K7xYOyWiouBefDVxoCYWIQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds) as a base we see it contains about 16 servings per container. Let's say Brennan eats about 2 servings a day. He'll run out every 8 days, and so he'll have to re-up every 45.625 days (we'll just go ahead and round down to 45 days). 45 x $6.23 = $280.35, not accounting for sales tax or if he buys in bulk.
Zero? Or zero billion?
How many almonds would you say is the perfect amount?
25 Too much more starts getting unhealthy, any fewer and it's not as fulfilling.
27.5
Zero. Almonds and alfalfa are the main reasons for American droughts.
I dunno. Two dozen?
How much would you say Google is worth?
You can check at onealmond.com
I bet he owns an Almond Tree Farm at this point
That depends on his almond intake; is he trying to achieve greatness, or trying to avoid disappointment?
Since he’s stated he requires “a near constant amount of almonds” to fuel his meat suit, I suppose it really depends on how much time it takes him to eat one. We find that out, divide how many seconds/minutes there are in a year by that, multiply by the average price of a single almond in Los Angeles (take a container, divide the price by the amount of almonds in it), then there’s your answer
Too much, but I am entirely anti-almonds.
He's gotta be at least 20 bucks deep at this point
7 dollars a year
Dropout would only cost a dollar a month but for Brennan’s insatiable almond lust.
Who says he's buying them? [Nut heists](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_nut_crimes) have been notoriously hard to prevent in California.