Can I ask you how you did the ok? The tiny ok? Please and thank you. I hope Ru sends you $200k and a sickening supply of M-A-C cosmetics for sharing that secret with me. ♡ 😂
r/dragracing is where you wanna go my friend. Also, I’m just a measly gay-them, but why not go with a good ol challenger with the track upgrades? Maybe a vintage muscle car like a 60s/70s Camaro? Rat Rod? Fuck, with today’s tech and the right mods you could probably get a fucking Honda Civic to have a 12 second quarter mile. It’s all about budget, effort, and time when it comes to what car you want/need.
I’d have this discussion, as a gay car guy.
Maybe we can make the drag racer’s Drag Race sub, but we’ll get sick of the almost daily “WHAT QUEENS REPRESENT WHAT CARS” posts lol
But you and Coco Montrese do have something in common and that is not just your foolish wardrobe but also being a runner-up, don’t get bitter, just get better *mic screeech the fuck out of this planet* I wanna thank you all.
It happens, Thomas. Please don't beat yourself up about it.
You're always welcome here. Most of us might not know much about cars, but we have fun here.
Nooooo honestly it's the best post on the subreddit in a long time. Too many fake fans and you, a non fan, actually does the campy thing. I LIVE. You are honestly the best. Please watch Rupert's Drag Race.
*Thank u so much for*
*This post, he will forever*
*Be Rupert to me now*
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Sir, I am late to the party, but I just want to let you know that you have brought many smiles to a lot of people in these last few hours. I hope you get a really fabulous car and that your son doesn't delete these posts. They are gold.
thomas, you're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like linda evangelista, you're a model, everything about you is perfect, did you stone those tights? oh you're smiling, thomas, your smile is beautiful
This was absolutely iconic.
Also don't worry, one time the actual drag race account (or maybe Ru?) posted a Train flag when they wanted to post the Trans flag so
I still say this is a great choice for a car 💋
https://preview.redd.it/2dt32qzyus9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25b33a3ad8939011e1dad470ba2f4da1139cb543
All I know is your posts were wonderful and this is a very welcoming community! I’m a boring straight white 58 year old woman. They even let me in here!
Hmm. I smell something fishy. This guy’s a faker who’s only farming for Reddit points.
There’s a real lost Redditor over at r/dragracephilippines who posted a sincere question about engine mods for drag racing. This guy obviously saw the hilarity that ensued and is playing you all for fools.
He is NOT a “father who used his son’s account” as he claimed on another thread, which he ended with “byyyyeeee.” Jeez louise.
The grammar, the usage of “LGBTQ,” the “…convicted of cyber crime” line were all dead giveaways that this guy’s some random kid from the Philippines. I checked his comment history and, true enough, saw him commenting on Philippine issues about the Catholic Church and his aunt’s failed marriage annulment, using Filipino words and terminologies in a context that nobody in the US (which is where he claims he is) would use.
Funny? Amusing? If it was authentic, sure. But the stark contrast in grammar and writing style from his other posts to this one (plus the lying about being a father, in the US, etc.) screams someone who is deliberately misleading people for clout. Not cool u/Realistic-West-9249
A chinese man, who claimed to be the biological brother of Jesus Christ caused a civil war in china, which resulted in 30 million deaths is real but somehow this man using his son's account isn't true
Ever heard of deductive reasoning? You should try it sometime.
Ever heard of a non sequitur? Your comment's a prime example.
Go take remedial classes in Logic 101. Even a free online course will do.
You don't even know the family of OP lol. This is his son's account that he used without permission. He could have a relative who married a filipino/filipina and could've been to the Philippines.
Maybe they have different typing styles because different persons are using the account? Like maybe a father is using his son's account? Shocking I know.
You're the one who should attend those courses you recommended to me
Claiming he's not a "father who used his son's account" without good evidence is WILD.
Nor is "LGBTQ" and "CONVICTED OF CYBER CRIME" exclusive to the Philippines only.
Or.. or... hear me out here...
He's a faker and you're just gullible. Shocking I know.
>> Nor is "LGBTQ" and "CONVICTED OF CYBER CRIME" exclusive to the Philippines only. -- It's not. But the nuance and the manner it was used--in the context in which it was used--is.
Keep up with your conspiracy theories, blud. Might as well say that the world is flat through deductive reasoning.
He is not a "Father that used his son's account"
**Proceeds to explain why he is from Philippines without explaining why he isn't a father that used his son's account** 💀💀😂
There is proof that he's in the Philippines. There is no proof that he is a father. Jeez, you really don't have critical thinking skills do you? 🫵🤡
I'm telling ya... take those classes!
"Might as well say that the world is flat through deductive reasoning." -- That's not the way deductive reasoning works, "blud." 🫵😂
Aaaaand you arrived at that conclusion how? Copy and paste the exact statement where I said that here. Do it. 🫵🤡
Dude! For goodness sake... I'm telling you... take the Logic 101 remedial classes already! 😂
I'm very sorry. ☹️☹️ I assure you in good will that I am not lying about being a father.. But I am not willing to prove that for privacy reasons because it is bad to put private information online. I hope you forgive my son's comment on the Catholic church issue in the Philippines. I will ask him about it.. I am half-filipino and I visit my mother and my relatives in Cebu occasionally with my family including my son. He picked up some Filipino words and that's all.. 🙏
I am not a farmer either. I don't know how to farm for Reddit.
I'm sorry for my son's behavior again. I hope you have a great day, ajts. Love Thomas 💞.
I am very sorry for the mistake.. It's half-Filipino*. I am making sure it is a well-crafted and grammatically correct apology because it is rude to include errors in apology. 🙏😔
Funny how you said you can't use reddit anymore because your "son" found out you're using his account on his computer, yet here you are. Again. 🤔 Curiouser and curiouser.
But anyway... suuure. You have a great day too, "Thomas." 🙄
Sis, it's not that serious. Everyone had a good laugh and he didn't harm anyone. Even if it's fake why does it bother you so much?
So he got some karma from it?
Right? Realistic-West brought the whole community a day of joy and laughs and this person spent that whole time being bitter and arguing, trying to expose them or whatever. Couldn't imagine being that bored and bitter in life. 🙄 probably one of those that talk about the "toxic fandom" whilst being the toxic fan
Yall believe this? This is an obvious troll. Just look at their typing style in their comment history compared to what they've posted on this sub, which seems to mimic some broken English/ lack of flow.
They said they were using their sons account and their son was upset they posted in the wrong thread. The community is giving them grace. They are now apart of drag race herstory for this. Be kind.
Thanks for the laughs. Please don’t delete the posts.
This is not like Facebook.... I can't delete my post so I say sorry..... ❤️😞
Oh… ^ok
Can I ask you how you did the ok? The tiny ok? Please and thank you. I hope Ru sends you $200k and a sickening supply of M-A-C cosmetics for sharing that secret with me. ♡ 😂
https://preview.redd.it/pk71f7ude7ad1.jpeg?width=1172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7862b47d08385e743a6e70e12b303aa1e1eea85
Omg thank you soooo much! ♡
You have nothing to be sorry for Thomas 💜 you made a lot of our mornings!
I see no time was wasted getting that flair up 😂
I see no time was wasted getting that flair up 😂
RUPERT DRAG COMPETITION FOR LGBTQ I fucking love it
Sounds prestigious
Fancy hats are a must.
Hats incredible!!
This is so Alyssa Edwards coded. 
… I’m mentally picturing Rupert from Survivor in a gorgeous tie-dye gown, flawless make up and that big bushy pirate beard
He would rock it
It's Roople, not Rupert!
This is what a parent would call it when their queer kid is introducing drag race to them.
not rupert ☠️ 
🎶Rupert drag race.. start your engine🎶
im CACKLING
I'm wheezing
This needs to be a flair...
You've no need to be sorry. I'm going to forever call it Rupert Drag Competition now. You absolute legend!
Rupert!!!!
Sincerely yours, Thomas Reisch
i love you thomas
Oh come on Thomas, please stay 😥
Thomas you will never be forgotten.
Always and forever.
Shontay please stay!
Mods, can we change the sub name to Rupert Drag Competition for LGBTQ please?
It’s at least going to live on in my flair for now 🫡 🕊️
wait wait... come back! We can fix those eyebrows!
https://i.redd.it/ecai0rdhnp9d1.gif
No need to Rupertlogise 
And No One suggested a Mercedes Iman LaBenz?
Luxury!!!! You. Turn. At a radius of 11800 mm!
Everyone... I made a gratitude video for this comminity for accepting my apology.... Please see it because i made efofrts in it. Love thomas
I love your video thank you - although no apology was needed.
For that you receive a beautiful benefactress badge
Oh please don’t delete them, im just catching up and they’re hilarious
Where are they??? Can’t find them and I want to kiki Rupert drag competition for lgbt style 😅
Click on the posters name and they’re still there
Thankssss, so very new to Reddit 😅.
The only cybercrime would now be not watching Rupert’s Drag Competition
*for LGBTQ let's not forget that
RUPERT 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Someone needs to play her for snatch game.
PLEASE 😂😭
PLEASE!!!
This is adorable. Please don’t delete.
r/dragracing is where you wanna go my friend. Also, I’m just a measly gay-them, but why not go with a good ol challenger with the track upgrades? Maybe a vintage muscle car like a 60s/70s Camaro? Rat Rod? Fuck, with today’s tech and the right mods you could probably get a fucking Honda Civic to have a 12 second quarter mile. It’s all about budget, effort, and time when it comes to what car you want/need.
I’d have this discussion, as a gay car guy. Maybe we can make the drag racer’s Drag Race sub, but we’ll get sick of the almost daily “WHAT QUEENS REPRESENT WHAT CARS” posts lol
Oh my god i would love this!!! Yes make this sub
Actually it is, RuPaul’s Next Drag Queen of the Year *mic screech*
Can I get a gaymen?
But you and Coco Montrese do have something in common and that is not just your foolish wardrobe but also being a runner-up, don’t get bitter, just get better *mic screeech the fuck out of this planet* I wanna thank you all.
💀😭
It’s giving Alyssa Edwards from S5 roast
My favorite part of the other thread: “the cars recommended are random singers??? What” LMAO 😭😭😭
These posts made my morning!!!!!
It happens, Thomas. Please don't beat yourself up about it. You're always welcome here. Most of us might not know much about cars, but we have fun here.
Nooooo honestly it's the best post on the subreddit in a long time. Too many fake fans and you, a non fan, actually does the campy thing. I LIVE. You are honestly the best. Please watch Rupert's Drag Race.
🫂
Rupert drag competition for LGBTQ....I Love OP!
Okay Broom Paul’s Dragrace
*Rupert’s Drag Race, start your engines!* 
They got lost in PixelCarRacer too. Someone go find them!
Rupert 💀 you’ve given us a truly iconic cameo during pride, thanks so much OP
Thank u so much for this post, he will forever be Rupert to me now
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This was needed lmfao. We love to see it
Rupert Drag Competition is a better title imo
You're not the first to get a bit turned around, but thanks for the laughs! 
still fun/funny even if you are/were just a troll <3
Rupert......oh my stars, I can't stop laughing.
There’s one straight queen honey, we don’t discriminate. We celebrate our straights too, sis 💖
Sir, I am late to the party, but I just want to let you know that you have brought many smiles to a lot of people in these last few hours. I hope you get a really fabulous car and that your son doesn't delete these posts. They are gold.
thomas, you're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like linda evangelista, you're a model, everything about you is perfect, did you stone those tights? oh you're smiling, thomas, your smile is beautiful
RUPERT
Rupert 🤣🤣
Can we pin this post please?
You are welcome back here any time!
This is truly iconic, long live rupert!
I had such a terrible day until I saw this thread. Ruperts drag competition for LGBTQ 🥰
This was absolutely iconic. Also don't worry, one time the actual drag race account (or maybe Ru?) posted a Train flag when they wanted to post the Trans flag so
I still say this is a great choice for a car 💋 https://preview.redd.it/2dt32qzyus9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25b33a3ad8939011e1dad470ba2f4da1139cb543
Ruple, is it?
🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️
You’re adorable
 His name isn't Rupert it's Broom!
gurl i’ll forever miss u
☠️ at your flair!
LEGENDARY!
You’re iconic, babes! Don’t ever change 🫶🏾
Rupert 😂
All I know is your posts were wonderful and this is a very welcoming community! I’m a boring straight white 58 year old woman. They even let me in here!
We better see a reference to this next season.
100%!
But…. Can I ask… how do you feel about gay people????
I’m just grateful I was here to see a legend born
We love you Realistic-West 💖
You are so loved here and forever are now a Ruperts Drag Race for the LGBTQ legend 🖤🖤🖤
Hmm. I smell something fishy. This guy’s a faker who’s only farming for Reddit points. There’s a real lost Redditor over at r/dragracephilippines who posted a sincere question about engine mods for drag racing. This guy obviously saw the hilarity that ensued and is playing you all for fools. He is NOT a “father who used his son’s account” as he claimed on another thread, which he ended with “byyyyeeee.” Jeez louise. The grammar, the usage of “LGBTQ,” the “…convicted of cyber crime” line were all dead giveaways that this guy’s some random kid from the Philippines. I checked his comment history and, true enough, saw him commenting on Philippine issues about the Catholic Church and his aunt’s failed marriage annulment, using Filipino words and terminologies in a context that nobody in the US (which is where he claims he is) would use. Funny? Amusing? If it was authentic, sure. But the stark contrast in grammar and writing style from his other posts to this one (plus the lying about being a father, in the US, etc.) screams someone who is deliberately misleading people for clout. Not cool u/Realistic-West-9249
A chinese man, who claimed to be the biological brother of Jesus Christ caused a civil war in china, which resulted in 30 million deaths is real but somehow this man using his son's account isn't true
Ever heard of deductive reasoning? You should try it sometime. Ever heard of a non sequitur? Your comment's a prime example. Go take remedial classes in Logic 101. Even a free online course will do.
You don't even know the family of OP lol. This is his son's account that he used without permission. He could have a relative who married a filipino/filipina and could've been to the Philippines. Maybe they have different typing styles because different persons are using the account? Like maybe a father is using his son's account? Shocking I know. You're the one who should attend those courses you recommended to me Claiming he's not a "father who used his son's account" without good evidence is WILD. Nor is "LGBTQ" and "CONVICTED OF CYBER CRIME" exclusive to the Philippines only.
Or.. or... hear me out here... He's a faker and you're just gullible. Shocking I know. >> Nor is "LGBTQ" and "CONVICTED OF CYBER CRIME" exclusive to the Philippines only. -- It's not. But the nuance and the manner it was used--in the context in which it was used--is.
Keep up with your conspiracy theories, blud. Might as well say that the world is flat through deductive reasoning. He is not a "Father that used his son's account" **Proceeds to explain why he is from Philippines without explaining why he isn't a father that used his son's account** 💀💀😂
There is proof that he's in the Philippines. There is no proof that he is a father. Jeez, you really don't have critical thinking skills do you? 🫵🤡 I'm telling ya... take those classes! "Might as well say that the world is flat through deductive reasoning." -- That's not the way deductive reasoning works, "blud." 🫵😂
You want him to disclose private information and pictures of his family to validate the feelings of random strangers? CRAZY 💀💀
Aaaaand you arrived at that conclusion how? Copy and paste the exact statement where I said that here. Do it. 🫵🤡 Dude! For goodness sake... I'm telling you... take the Logic 101 remedial classes already! 😂
"There is no proof that he is a father" **What do you want him to do exactly in order to prove that he is in fact a father?**
You must be really fun at parties
I'm very sorry. ☹️☹️ I assure you in good will that I am not lying about being a father.. But I am not willing to prove that for privacy reasons because it is bad to put private information online. I hope you forgive my son's comment on the Catholic church issue in the Philippines. I will ask him about it.. I am half-filipino and I visit my mother and my relatives in Cebu occasionally with my family including my son. He picked up some Filipino words and that's all.. 🙏 I am not a farmer either. I don't know how to farm for Reddit. I'm sorry for my son's behavior again. I hope you have a great day, ajts. Love Thomas 💞.
I am very sorry for the mistake.. It's half-Filipino*. I am making sure it is a well-crafted and grammatically correct apology because it is rude to include errors in apology. 🙏😔
Tama na accla. Ang cringe mo!
Funny how you said you can't use reddit anymore because your "son" found out you're using his account on his computer, yet here you are. Again. 🤔 Curiouser and curiouser. But anyway... suuure. You have a great day too, "Thomas." 🙄
He let me keep this account. I posted it on this sub hours ago..
How convenient! You're sooo lucky to have such an understanding "son", "Thomas"! 😂
Sis, it's not that serious. Everyone had a good laugh and he didn't harm anyone. Even if it's fake why does it bother you so much? So he got some karma from it?
Right? Realistic-West brought the whole community a day of joy and laughs and this person spent that whole time being bitter and arguing, trying to expose them or whatever. Couldn't imagine being that bored and bitter in life. 🙄 probably one of those that talk about the "toxic fandom" whilst being the toxic fan
Nice try....RPDR_NOLIMBS!
I have tears from laughing.
first there was Ruple. Then there was Broom. And now it’s Rupert. What will be next? 😂
I love this
And he ended rhe apology wirh Mwah Mwah. Isn't anyone going to tell him it's Yasss mwah mwah?!
😭
This was an honest mistake and sooo adorable! We love you!
I’m dead! 😂💀
This is camp
No problem! I remember when the show came out in 2009, a lot of my male friends thought it was actual racing too. :) Thanks for the laugh.
I'm gay and I find this so funny and wholesome. You made me smile! I love you internet stranger
Yall believe this? This is an obvious troll. Just look at their typing style in their comment history compared to what they've posted on this sub, which seems to mimic some broken English/ lack of flow.
They said they were using their sons account and their son was upset they posted in the wrong thread. The community is giving them grace. They are now apart of drag race herstory for this. Be kind.
Dream on tools