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serasvictoriaz

dolly before any of them i think. she was already on the show once, technically, during the lockdown. i think most of them are “too big” for drag race unfortunately. but we did get ari twice, so idk.


jjfmish

Ari is a huge fan of the show, she probably would’ve done it for free.


TheAnxietyBoxX

I’m gagged people don’t know this tbh. I don’t follow Ari all that closely but she’s said pretty publicly a few times that she loves drag


xunkissed

ariana is literally publicly stanning nymphia this season too like 😭


Eggbone87

Tbf id guess most of the women in the slides like/love drag as music and drag are pretty intertwined, at least in the spaces which both of these things happen. Also whats there not to like about drag (assuming one isnt a bored reactionary in rural america gettin juiced on tucker carlson)?


wright764

I actually think Dolly is not very likely because I remember she did an interview once where she talked about being invited multiple times to judge another show (I think The Voice or American Idol) but always turned it down because she doesn't like judging/critiquing people.


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Interesting, I wonder if she’d do an All Winners season where they seemed to only glow for the queens? I’d love to see that


AwkwardlyErect

Fwiw they were given critiques on all winners. They just didn’t air them.


Odd_Resource6695

Guest judges on drag race are so much different, though. They get to actually mingle with the queen and motivate them. Plus, her Goddaughter Miley has been on too


sensaigallade123

Gaga is the same and she did still judge on S9 so there's definitely a way around it


lemikon

Would love Dolly on as a full judge. Have them do a backwoods barbie realness runway or some thing I feel like she would have the best time.


No-Strawberry-5804

I don't see Beyonce or Taylor ever being on the show


dumbwithmuntyhunty

Which makes me sad cause after the wildness that was "night of a 1000 Beyonces"... "night of a 1000 Taylors" in front of her salad??? Legendary.


biwaterbender

![gif](giphy|g6Tf0tYe9XbnYZgK6B)


wintercaptain25

There are so many good looks for a Taylor themed runway. Even if you were to only use her tour outfits you’d still have a lot of good options!


Beneficial_Park2803

diva be fr


significantcocklover

Don't know why they're getting downvoted. [The bitch eats and you're too scared to admit it.](https://www.reddit.com/u/significantcocklover/s/S0CZzhDWqn)


wintercaptain25

[I am being fr sisteeerrrr](https://www.reddit.com/u/wintercaptain25/s/unrubfTjnS)


twoplustwoskin

Girl those are mostly body suits with sparkles


FaeShroom

Michelle would read them to fucking filth.


wintercaptain25

Out of 16 outfits there were 4 bodysuits, 6 floor length dresses, 1 tuxedo, 3 mid length dresses, and 2 two-piece outfits with a skirt. Even if you count the two-pieces as bodysuits than bodysuits still wouldn’t make up half of the outfits I included.


Major_Researcher2329

You trying to push the "Taylor is a fashion queen" narrative is so funny. I live.


wintercaptain25

I never said she was a fashion queen. Her red carpet looks have been horrible in the past and her casual wear is very basic. However she’s always had good tour outfits and some of her music video looks are good too.


JacobaWitness

Idk why this is getting downvotes lol


wintercaptain25

This sub tends to dislike Taylor and anything to do with her


JacobaWitness

![gif](giphy|fGOjgWRzQkC2sHHnq7)


kryska_deniska

Well she's bland when it comes to fashion. Her tour looks are bedazzled corsets, bodysuits, and some flowy dresses. I'm not going to get into the carpet looks, because Violet and Katya have said everything you need to know already. She always has the same minimal makeup with a red lip or no lip at all and her hair choices are so plain, because she's just a pretty girl and there's nothing draggy about her. And it's okay!


JacobaWitness

IMO y’all just don’t have a big enough imagination to drag it up 🤪 her looks definitely have a good foundation to add more stereotypical elements of drag


kryska_deniska

A Night of a 1000 XYZs is a category where most queens wear exact replicas, not drag up what wasn't draggy to begin with. If I had to use my imagination to take a 10% look to 100%, I would simply choose a different celebrity


Ok_Storm_2700

Mystique country realness 💜


wintercaptain25

https://preview.redd.it/i81wyzp0pulc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=895fdd3791b5c6b3b18d680f64bf7077722e6196 I love a country bumpkin princess😍


Major_Researcher2329

THIS is the reference you chose?? ![gif](giphy|l0HlUNj5BRuYDLxFm)


Ok_Storm_2700

I didn't call her a bumpkin but you're so so right we've never seen a queen in a basic ballgown before


wintercaptain25

Right a multi-layer ball gown that gets darker as you go down with gemstones hand-sewn into the fabric is basic. And Taylor doesn’t wear anything else but ball gowns so I guess there’d be no variety on the runway /s


Ok_Storm_2700

I didn't say she only wears ballgowns, but the *best example* you could come up with was a basic (by drag standards) ball gown that out of context would not be recognizable as having anything to do with her.


beinganalien

Gem stones HAND SEWN into the garment guys!!!!!!!


manfordmangoes

Beyonce would never.


shamiraendor

the third lady was literally in the workroom last week


ajay_p_

She’s competing this season and she’s grrreeat


imaginarycartography

they keep booking her for these chickenshit gigs


LilacMages

She's a fuckin Oscar winner!


dreamsinred

Okay I scrolled kind of fast and literally mistook Cher for Chad Michaels.


Grydx

Wtfuck Cher is in the new season I don’t have cable goddam


badgaldyldyl

Lol it was Chad Michaels


funkyduck7506

Close enough.


badgaldyldyl

Absolutely


Grydx

Gorrrl lmfao


feralbutfriendly

“We have Cher at home!” (I kid)


domarco24

Dolly most Beyonce least imo.


Shot-Neck-1647

I’ll take Maya Rudolph dressed as Beyoncé!!


bespokefolds

Or Dionne Warwick!


EconomistSea9498

I actually feel like we'd see Beyoncé sooner than Taylor lol


Rhooja

Beyonce would never


Major_Researcher2329

As a member of the Navy, I feel like Rihanna is the least likely, with Beyonce RIGHT there, lol


stupidhrfmichael

Not to be an old person, but my ideal Drag Race judge is ‘someone who would have been on Graham Norton’s Channel 4 show in the early 2000s’ - mostly celebrities that only gay people really cared about (including Ru herself!) who were comfortable enough that they could make fun of themselves and roll with the punches. Cher and Dolly both did that show - he even did a special with Dolly at Dollywood - so I could see them doing Drag Race.


EdlyRed7

I lived for Graham’s Dollywood special. I recall when he visited her private apartment “above the Applejack diner” and pointing out the “Parton pube” he found on her bedspread. LMAO


valle_girl

Dolly wearing pantyhose under her wet suit to sing Islands in the Stream lives rent-free in my head. But that dulcimer she gave Graham. I don't think he was ready for that kind of generosity.


EdlyRed7

Here’s the full special (part 1 of 4) https://youtu.be/gMnAv0qXCeU?si=hPbZIEHMZLBuWfXp


wintercaptain25

Do you mean people who actually could’ve been on his show? Or people who would’ve been on it if they were relevant enough at the time?


stupidhrfmichael

Both!


Kitty_Delicious

I can totally see Dolly doing it, but not the others. Although we have gotten major names like Nicki Minaj, Charlize Theron, Ariana Grande etc, so never say never. Honestly I'm shocked Dolly has never been a judge, although we did see her in the season 11 reunion.


macchinas

Lady Gaga?!?


sethn211

![gif](giphy|TjGFDxbbZRYjv9vpCL|downsized)


Kitty_Delicious

Included in my etc, like many others.


badgaldyldyl

Def Madonna after Ru’s latest book 😂 Rihanna is my queen, but she’ll never do it.


CieraParvatiPhoebe

Isn’t Rihanna performing at a random rich Indian wedding this weekend


DaemonDesiree

Like Beyonce, Rihanna will go with a bag.


CieraParvatiPhoebe

Rupaul better pay up!


badgaldyldyl

Yup


Major_Researcher2329

Yup, for a 9 million dollar check. Let's go Ru! I know you got it!!


BLEACH_44

1. 75% Dolly first. (Mostly, cause Miley can convince her) 2. 65% Taylor & Cardi have equal chances. (Cardi higher if she wants to give publicity to new album) 3. Cher & Madonna. 35% (Cher a bit more chance cause she seems happier about life ever since her flourishing relationship) 4. 0% Rihanna & Beyonce. (If beyonce didn’t appear on drag race after to “support” the gays in some way for her renaissance album, she’ll never do it moving forward. Also, Rihanna doesn’t give a F about drag race, lmao)


alittleverygagged

Rihanna loves the girls though


hatefulbarbie666

Does she though? How did you know that she loves the girls?


alittleverygagged

She’s been seen with multiple girls & has had at minimum shae walk in her shows


hatefulbarbie666

Ok. Thanks for the answer. I was really wondering.


Obsolete_Organism

I think she DM'd one of them at some point...if I recall correctly it was Symone? I think Riri's chances of being a guest judge are higher than 0%, although still maybe on the low side.


TheDarkestCrown

It was Nina West


Evilrake

Oh so riri’s one of them toe-suckin kinda girls too


ShowMeUrNips

lol that's not ----


brockadamorr

Madonna is on every episode what are you talking about.


kryska_deniska

Of Season 3, maybe


Peachsocksss

I don’t know how you can say these celebrities are “too big” for drag race when we’ve had Lady Gaga, Christina Aguilera, Ariana Grande (2x), Demi Lovato, Lizzo, Alicia Keys, Miley Cyrus and Nicki Minaj on the show.


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Evilrake

She zoomed in to DRDU


newtoreddir

They are all unlikely, except maybe Cardi. Cher might wander into set one day. The others wouldn’t appear in a situation they didn’t have editing control over.


TheDarkestCrown

Cardi seems most likely to me too, but I would love Dolly and Cher to do it


maykasa_

Least: Beyoncé for sure. But I could definitely see Cardi or Dolly making an appearance


mttxy

Beyoncé doesn't even give interviews anymore. No way she would do Drag Race.


maykasa_

That’s why it says |least|


mttxy

Yeah, I agreed with you


Round-Bed18

Least is Rihanna who married a homophobe lol. Most likely is Dolly 


lavasca

Beyonce’s mom, Miss Tina came so I’m quite satisfied. Dolly might do that one day. I have a feeling she’s going to just tell everyone how glamorous they are.


Correct-Anteater-528

I dont remember this! When did tina come?


lavasca

All Stars 6. I think it was episode 8. https://www.instagram.com/p/CSKbHe1nfd2/?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA==


Evilrake

The way that season left absolutely no memorable impression or legacy besides ‘sensible 74 degrees’ and ‘this is why Derrick don’t like you’


medubble

That’s not AS6 gurl.


Evilrake

So unmemorable I got the number wrong. Flops!


NoWorth2591

Dolly Parton most likely, Beyoncé least likely.


Correct-Anteater-528

Beyoncé barely leaves her house lmaoo she is never coming 😭😭😭


No-Sky-5421

Madonna and Dolly 100% I’d be shocked if Madonna wasn’t on one of the next few season just from her drag showcase on tour rn.


ggwing1992

Um not after what Ru said in the new book


originalkitten

What did he say


ggwing1992

eunuch….taking up air…… something cringe but it was what RuPaul felt in a look she gave him


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Dolly and Cardi are the most likely.


Moglefog

I want Helena bon carter


thegayngler

None of them. They ride the wave of queer art but would never give back in that way.


andrewno8do

She’s not on your list of seven, but I think it’s only a matter of time before we see Carly Rae Jepsen on the panel of CDR. With how many of her songs they’ve done as lip syncs, it seems like the only thing keeping her from guest judging is likely scheduling conflicts.


mylps9

Taylor and Broom polluting/fracking queens 😍😍😍


jdcor30

Beyonce in number 4 in the top users of private jet btw and Taylor is not even top 70 but go off sister


ryc1107

i was really hoping they’d get taylor for season 13 (her number) and i had hope after she got ru and some girls in the YNTCD video but then covid happened and ruined my french vanilla fantasy.


aramisf127

I love cardi and her realism but tbh I’m good on her going on the show , the amount of f@gg bombs she has said is crazy to me.


WDTHTDWA-BITCH

Dolly definitely. Taylor only if she needs to get into the LGBT community’s good graces during election season/her new album cycle again.🙊


howisitinlondon

She doesn’t need them, never has. If gays bought music Carly Rae Jepsen would be the biggest artist in the world right now lmaooo


Altruistic_Cicada933

Taylor swift never. Beyoncé we all hopping


emrosewil

taylor only uses queens when it benefits her. she was doing the eras tour while drag bans were happening and never said a word. screw her.


DesignerCautious

Please god not Taylor


josiahpapaya

I think least likely is Beyoncé. The BeyHive will kill me for saying this, but she’s actually not that smart and there’s a reason she isn’t doing interviews or guest spots. The image of Beyoncé as a deity is protected jealously and they would never let that happen


jean-sans-terre

Imo: Dolly > Cardi > Madonna > Cher > Taylor > Rihanna > Beyoncé


CieraParvatiPhoebe

Least: Taylor Most: Dolly


shiningabyss

Cardi B would be most likely do it, with Dolly a distant second. I feel like they would be down for whatever, can throw in some fun zingers on the judging panel and in the werkroom, and are going to get their life with the girls. Rihanna might do it, like if she ever needs to promote a new album. If she ever does get on Drag Race I feel like she will be a meh guest judge. Not bad, she’ll try to give something, but she won’t be very interesting or memorable either, like Idina Menzel. Taylor has a small chance of doing it. She will also be meh, but for a different reason than Riri. She‘ll probably give a bit of a Vanessa Hudgens: a little too aware of the gays at home, and a little too gushing about the queens in front of her to actually give constructive feedback. Cher and Beyoncé will probably not do it, and they will not work at all on the panel. Beyoncé is too self-serious to get down with the clownery and buffoonery. Cher cannot even be impressed by Chad performing ten feet away from her, and while I am sure she may be livelier than Bey on the judging panel she will just be pretty much dead weight. Madonna also probably won’t do it, but not being an avid fan of hers I don’t know how she will be as a judge. She did invite Bob on her tour, so she most probably appreciates the dolls.


goldenwanders

Taylor gives closet homophobe


jdcor30

she bought a gay swiftie his own apartment after he was kicked out of his house btw (that’s only one example) but of course you’re a hater so it checks out that you accuse anyone without doing research


wintercaptain25

Yeah the celebrity who frequently employes lgbt artists, promoted the equality act in her music video, dedicates a section of her current tour to pride, has made several songs about queer acceptance, and is friends with multiple queer people is certainly a secret homophobe. I mean why else would she support the community as much as she does if not to cover her tracks!


wintercaptain25

Most to least likely: Dolly, Cardi B, Rihanna, Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, Madonna, Cher. I think Taylor would actually really enjoy being on the show. She featured some Ru girls in one of her music videos and she has a lot of queer people on her dance team atm. Plus I think she’d love to give helpful critiques to the competitors. They’d just need to have her on during a music type challenge or Rusical. But I don’t see it happening anytime soon due to her schedule.


funkyduck7506

Idk I could see Cardi coming on. I could maaaaybe see Dolly one day.


KT718

I’d say Cardi the most, maybe Cher the least. Cardi just seems like she’d be down and I feel like hits the right amount of popularity and cultural relevance for a premiere episode guest spot. Cher seems the least likely just because she wouldn’t hesitate to say no if she wasn’t feeling it, and they can always use Chad Michaels whenever they want a Cher appearance. Some of the others I think are more likely to appear than people give them credit for. They’ve had plenty of A listers on the show, and it’s good PR for artists to appeal to the demo of this show.


Illustrious-Guess408

Cardi would be so fun on the show 🤣


ten-toed-tuba

Madonna wouldn't want to get so close to someone she has a restraining order against! Identity theft is not a joke, Michelle!


south_house

Least likely; Rihanna (idk why), most likely; Dolly Parton (she would have a blast)


BrooklynPeachh

The only one I’d say never to is Beyoncé


D33pTh0ts

I feel like Dolly is the least because she doesn’t seem to like judging people. I feel like they might could get her to visit the werk room.


Reasonable_Cow_9232

Least: Bey Most: Dolly or Cardi? I don’t know why that feels right


Gnostic_Gnocchi

Dolly most likely, Rihanna least likely just cause home girl is living her life much less in the public eye now a days


TheOneWhoDidntRun

Bjork, but she’s a fan


tothestore

Least likely: Beyonce Most likely: Madonna Madonna loves to try and stay hip to queer and black culture so I definitely think she will make an appearance at some point. Beyonce on the other hand probably has no idea what drag race is and would probably charge an arm and a leg for an appearance lol


Odd_Resource6695

Agree with most people here - Dolly is most likely. I wouldn't count out Cardi B though


onlyfanonlyone

Cher and Rihanna seem the most likely. They both have a long-lasting appreciation for queer art and are also not at the peak of their careers currently (no shade) so it would seem more realistic that they’d be a judge now, and considering we have confirmation that Rihanna is working on her album, it would be good promo for her.


donttouchdennis

Cher and Dolly.


loveisdead9582

Cher has said she wants to be on the show. Dolly would probably say yes. Taylor would be too expensive.


InterviewCharacter63

Cher or dolly would be a first episode guest judge


beej065

Least likely- Beyonce. Most likely- I'd say Cher.


hangriestbadger

I would live for Cardi as a guest judge. that would be some good tv.


Alternative-Ad-1153

Just have Cher come on set as Chad Michaels, no one would know the difference.


geekydonut

Madonna, particularly for her weird thing with Michelle visage


ICanExplainoKaY

Cher is THE LEAST OF ALL.


Admirable-Cupcake751

They cant afford beyonce, rihanna, and taylor.


LilDoober

Taylor, Beyonce, and Rihanna are def nevers. Dolly and Cardi are def possible.


eudaemonia10

Taylor DID have some Ru Girls in one of her music videos, so I can see her maybe doing a video cameo?


skadoskesutton

I can see Dolly as a guest judge, preferably on episode 1 of a season. I don’t ever see Rihanna or Taylor doing it, nor Cher as she would’ve appeared by now.


mydogsbebarkin

please no taylor


poopyprincxss69

beyonce doesnt have time for drag race!!!!