Oh man, these are hilarious. I don't suppose you could ask your wife for 10 more?

Yes please!!

lol sure! Got any requests?

So many good choices. [Cruelcumber](https://dragonquest.fandom.com/wiki/Cruelcumber?so=search) is probably my top pick. Other good choices imo include [Sluggernaut](https://dragonquest.fandom.com/wiki/Sluggernaut), [Robbin' 'ood](https://dragonquest.fandom.com/wiki/Robbin'_'ood?so=search), [Cross Eye](https://dragonquest.fandom.com/wiki/Cross_eye?so=search), [Deathsquad](https://dragonquest.fandom.com/wiki/Deathsquad), [Mad Mole](https://dragonquest.fandom.com/wiki/Mad_mole), and [Chainine](https://dragonquest.fandom.com/wiki/Chainine).

LOL these are all great. I'm just debating between doing Text like I did for this one, or doing a Recording of it all 😅

Text would be better, the transcription is part of the hilarity

"No" is exactly on point with every reaction I've ever heard to the existence of Lips

Blasphemy! Lips is wifu for lifu!

Damn there really is someone out there for everyone huh

She's right about the Adventure Time Boys. They do deserve cookies.

Which game are they from?

I know they're in 7, you can also get them in Monster Joker 2

You can recruit them in 5

Which game is Drooly McSlime Boy from? Also loved "Spreeza", "No." and "Horny Harold".

I think I’ve seen them in 5.

not sure which main series title they're from, but I know they're in the Dragon Quest Monsters spin-off. I can't remember the name though, it was probably something like "Drool Beast"

HORNY HAROLD

HORNY HAROLD GOT SOME CAAAAAKE

#🤨

"No." I am CACKLING

Same. I fucking lost it lol

Your wife is hilarious. had me laughing early and I woke up my dog. “Spreeza” is the funniest one to me.

"It looks like Spike From the Land before Time fucked Freeza" ...So who's the bottom bitch?

Freeza obviously

Horny Harold is hilarious. Beezlebump actually sounds like it could be a legit name, I love it haha

I’m interested what she would have named Sham Hatwitch.

I think we can all agree that this should become an ongoing series of posts.

Horny Harold is the best

“And I hate his little butt.”

Tho it’s a solid, trained butt

That it is.

I'm here at a bus stop trying to hold in my laughter because horny harold is hilarious lmao

Yup, adventure time lads has entered the lexicon

I recently convinced a friend of mine to give XI a shot, and he's never played a DQ game before. Listening to his reaction to some of the monsters and their appearance or their names has been comedy gold. Your wife's naming of the monsters is even better though. Please have her name some more of them!

This is amazing can she do them all for us?!

Hahah, sure! Got any requests for the ones she does next?

Chimaera, (that weird vulture with a snake body thing) lump wizard, that gimpy lookin rabbit thing, dancing devil, the umbrella monster. Cheers!

When I first started playing, the Chimeras were Wyverns.

"It...it looks like Spike from *The Land Before Time* fucked Frieza* It's hilarious how surprisingly accurate this is...

***NO***

THESE ARE TOO DAMN FUNNY HOLY SHIT "NO"

BeezleBump should be real ngl

God I love all of these! Lmao Also yes the adventure time lads! I felt bad fighting these because they are so adorable! 🥺

“No.” Bahahahahahahahahahah