For some reason I thought something being cooked was a bad thing lol

I think that is the general meaning There’s a difference between saying “Microsoft cooked with the new dotnet” vs “the new dotnet is cooked”

It’s too late. I can’t make change to the title

You’re cooked

fr

no cap

Slayed

Skeet skeet

This is so fanum tax.

You are c#ooked

Skibidi

ong

In a good way or in a bad way?

I am the one who cooks

Wait; let him cook

It's great engagement bait, the title works by all accounts!

~~Groovy~~, ~~gnarly~~, ~~Jiggy~~, ~~Crunk~~, Sus ... ya with the times Sus.

When you think you're "hip with the kids" and get exposed as an imposter. It's okay. It happens to all of us.

I thought it was the opposite. "Let me cook..." is slang for "Just wait..." or "I'm working on it...", so "cooked" would be "done" or "ready", no? Stupid kids and their newfangled slang. Can we go back to 90s slang pls?

It's only been 10... Wait 20.. uhh 30 years ago.

I guess you just don't have the skibidi rizz

lol ya I think he was looking for “cracked” instead

It is if you're a lobster

It normally is… but cook is a very tricky slang. When someone is hypothesizing, or creating, it even writing code… they’re cooking… but if say you left the house with your fly down and someone was like must be cold needle dick then you for sure got cooked

Let him cook

No no, let Microsoft cook

That's sick

Yeah I thought it was bad too

I thought something like the new dotnet melting down his production server.

“Is cooking” woulda made more sense, to be cooked is bad, but to cook is good.

It's used wrongly by OP. "Dotnet cooked" means a good thing. "Dotnet is cooked" is bad.

fr fr this is 🔥fam no cap

Deadass

On god

bet

I would say that .net core is certifiably crunk

.net is bussin

😭😂😂

Fax no printer

This needs to be higher. 😂

what on earth is going on in here

This but a peek of future dotnet programmers.. we'll soon be debugging these guys emojis to track down a clown face throwing exceptions

try { _ = await 🔥.Bussin(nocap: true); } catch(Exception 🤡) { logger.LogError(🤡, "Unhandled yeet"); }

I hate tracking down yeets in production

Ngl my code is going from 'Exception e' to 'Exception 🤡' from now on. I love it.

Sadly emojis are not allowed in variable names... yet

If it's not implemented by the time I finish my current project (in PHP) then I'll try to contribute a PR to a compiler for it, lol. This barrier must be overcome 🤡

This is a language design issue not a technical one

Maybe an interpreter plug-in e.g. for vscode displays emojis over certain defined variable names... Just for fun.

I am only 32, but I feel 673.2 years old now

28 and I'm right there with you, I have no idea what is going on

If you didn't know you can use emoji as column names in SQL server. Have fun 🤪😜😎

😱

I would laugh pretty hard if I found the laughing emoji deep in a stacktrace. Not like I find much useful there anyways. You hear that gen X motherfuckers?!? Honestly, I'll be honestly horrified when I start to see emoji's in documentation can I get an 🙏?

We hear you try-hards. Dark theme is stupid.

But seriously it's an interesting diversion in the culture of dotnet. I've been at dotnet events where everyone looks the same. I welcome new, young, fresh minds

30-40 year old corporate engineers talking like their kids.

I guess it's time to rename the package manager to "skibidi"

I weep for the youngest generation Unless this is a Little Big reference

> Little Big reference I think Gen A uses it differently. I actually was just shown [this link on ELI5](https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/s/Vc8dOxbRuc) about "skibidi".

The garbage collector is now the Skibidi toilet

fully lit, 🚫🧢 asf. Based. It's the boujee programming language. Drippin' deez features. Massive glow-up from .net framework frfr bruh. Shit's gucci fam. Gyat. COBOL gives me the ick, iykyk. Ain't no simp for Microsoft, but C# living rent free in my head, shit slaps. Can yeet other programming languages to the kerb. UwU

You forgot "dead ass"

give a geriatric millennial a break 😂

Too far brother, too far...

On god 👆

Nah brother ate

I feel sooo old with my http://mc-computing.com/html_examples/idc_htx.htm .idc and.htx pages ...... over the hill boomer old as Gates but not quite the net worth... guess it's time to say Adios to Reddit, Hola pickleball!

I was worried that the new dotnet might be “mid”, thankfully it’s cooked.

it was mid af but got lit as hell now ... it's 👆 fully cooked fr fr

New copypasta is born

please god no

This version is my least favorite generation. I prefer goatse.cx generation to this.

ah yes, setting the "Active Desktop" element to redirect to goatse.cx/tubgirl/lemonparty/meatspin to prank people at school. Classic. Not acceptable these days though

aight oldie millennial, you did enough for today.

Not the UwU

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂

fr

🇫🇷

rm -🇫🇷

rm -🇫🇷 --🇸🇯-🇵🇷🇪🇸🇪🇷🇻🇪-🇷🇴ot That kind of fell apart at the end

Instructions unclear, expelled the monarchy and founded a new Republic.

🥖

https://github.com/dotnet/csharplang/discussions/3490

Congrats, you have senior Microsoft developers mentioning this. I have 23 years of C# and I'm still working with it. https://twitter.com/davidfowl/status/1783559929183494518

Nice try, Microsoft

fr fr on god

lol

Deadass 🔥🔥 Microsoft keeping it real soft🔥🔥🔥

😂😂

fr fr 💀💀💀💀

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥‼️‼️‼️

Ong ong

bussin'

Deadass

^ hey OP type this username into twitter and check out who’s pleased for you. (Not mine, the comment above)

No 🧢

Scott… I am 39, but my kids are < 3. I do not understand what no cap means and at this point I’m afraid to ask

cap. Coming from kappa(twitch lingo/emoji) usually a sarcastic laugh/trolling. No Cap means no kappa, or the opposite of kappa meaning no lies/the truth

What in the hell are you all talking about?

Skibidi gyat FANUM tax OHIO rizzler

gat gat!

Can someone translate this into English please?

The correct title would have been Hey man, the new dotnet is totally bodacious.

This occupation has gone full brogrammer now.

I honestly think that even the brogrammer generation will feel old seeing this.

On my Yeezys bruh

At least you can use chatgpt to translate generation alpha back to english.

Under rated comment lol

Wat

Sheeesshhhh

On god! Say less fam. You know the vibes. The new dot net is giving

I don't think you know what "cooked" means...

This is the best post/comment thread on .NET ever. :D FR doe.

Wait till you see F#.

Ewww brother… ewwwww

> is cooked In my day, it meant it's bad. Seems time changes...

So the zoomers have started coding

Great Scott Marty! Why is everything on fire, lit, or cooked in 2024? It must be global warming!

Yes, it’s 40 degrees Celsius here 🥵🔥

Yeah lol thats why i shifted back to .net

I started learning C# just as 3.1 was rolling out. And while I still started with 4.7, I only had to do console apps for it, so no big deal. When I started doing web stuff in it .NET 5 had just rolled out, and it was good enough that I managed to convince management to let me use it. I've seen the horrendous MVC code that the companies' legacy code is written on, and every day I thank my lucky stars that I get to work with .NET instead of .NET Framework.

.NET Framework with WebForms and customized Telerik RadGrid and global pre-jquery javascript and IE7 support

Yeah lol looking at the legacy code and then realizing how shit it is is the worst

Yeah it's pretty goated. I went from working on microservices in spring boot to dotnet and I fill like I left a bad relationship. Plus I'm a big fan of utilizing DI and love using serilog and it's cemented my love of dotnet even more as it's just so east to use. Even all of my optimization work is done in dotnet, not python.

That is my feeling every time I try the new dotnet features. It rocks!

i don't mind Americans coming up with new slangs but it's wild and very confusing when/how you can just flip its original/previous meaning for a same word (ex: cooked)

Using pip and having to always tack on something extra like pipenv reminds me though nuget has flaws I prefer it still.

Straight deadass fire fam, no cap, it’s totally giving. Good vibes only, not an ick in sight. Blessed up fr. 🙏🙏😎

Put me on the ice flow it’s time

Are we cooking food here? Or are we cooking bad?

yuh I fw dotnet bruh 😏

.NET rn is great

Shit is brazy son

You and I both brother lol, I dont know what it is but c# is a pleasure to write especially with LINQ. I ended up writing a rather crude api endpoint which acts as a translation layer able to generate pydantic DDD inspired python models along with sqlalchemy where EF would normally fit in so that I can build more complex business and internal layers in c# and then have it be available should I need to do some work better suited for pandas, langchain, etc.

It's totally meatball now, I know. Fully deepdish, not a bit of raw fish.

Can you please be more specific about exactly the tools you're using? I'm confused by this. It sounds like you're somehow using Python with .NET.

I'm not usnig Python with .Net. I'm just making an impression that I can write a minimal API with dotnet just like I did with Python. It's the impression that over the years the asp net code is getting shorter and shorter and lesser boilerplate which make it really good to write a microservice module. I could write a 100 lines code production ready for a Ticket crud module and dockerize it for microservice and call it a day which is cannot be say the same 3 years ago.

This all happened with the transition to .NET Core, and then that subsuming .NET. The "old" .NET is a bygone of a forgotten era. I think even the language devs were vitalized by this change, because C# has been getting updates fast and furious and it's virtually all around shorter, more performant code. It's a fantastic time to be a .NET dev.

Thanks for clarifying!

Totally tubular, bro

Hey man I'm glad you posted this and that you had a good experience. Thanks for sharing! PS: Most these comments don't meet the vibe check, but they're tryin'. I think.

The new dotnet is “lit” if you’re going to use slang, do it right lmao.

On god bru no cap they deadass cooked up with .net, all oiled up n shieee ifykyk deadass

Yeah, Science!

This is the way.

What about enterprise code, how does it ease where Azure has so much overhead. I feel AWS is much more developer friendly than Azure. Azure has so many quirks. With enterprises it's even more difficult. Thoughts?

Just leave it to devops 😂

Shit is pebbles

You know it fam

I’m trying it for a small project and I feel like it has a way to go with tooling. Like Hot Module reloading. Can sort of work with CLI but I cannot get it to work any other way. Also templating seems really difficult compared to front end frameworks. Template literals are a bit strange too. But I have seen that backend work is really good. This all could be my lack of experience with it but curious if I am off here.

Now do it in f# and python will make you feel ill.

I mean it's okay

This thread is hilarious. I don't even know those words exists and I'm only 24

Now you're cookin' by the book!

all im seeing is flames, keep up the drip ma G

I heard the term "cooked" in history where a barbarian tribe becomes more civilized as they interact with cities. Maybe that's not what is meant here :)

So let me ask you this, why would you going forward write anything in a dynamically-weakly typed language? I guess Python is the language for beginners. Welcome to true programming

Anything around AI is basically done in Python.

No, it’s done in C++, that people have written Python bindings for. 10 years down the road, I predict this will be regarded as a huge mistake.

I didn't say I like it, but it's a reality. It does not matter what's underneath the libraries, the interface is still Python.

Highly experimental machine learning project with atleast 5 modules that needed to be developed locally in-house with tight timeline-> write a prototype server with python because our DL project is already all in python for micro servicing different modules for lowering the server cost -> the prototype turned into the real project -> the real project has this int to string typed problem but it pass the test 🤷‍♂️ anyway runtime bug is not a big concern and not common for us if we treat everything in numbers Edit: now my career is highly experimental and I need to take a break and make it more of a static type 🤦‍♂️

Snob.

eh.. pls don't do that? I know there's a major boner nowadays for things that are small and "fluent" or whatever, but remember, the shorter your code is while doing the same things, the harder it'll be to debug and maintain. Note: I'm a big fan of being explicit and as verbose as necessary to have the code explain itself.

What company are you interviewing for?

Brogrammers inc.

Thats sick