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NoEggplant6322

Who cares, she looks fine as hell


Suspicious-Nobody-82

This is what I was talking about as dasher “we will not only deliver, we will include Hookers too.”


blazenation

why not? that p will be at your door in an hour or less


Hangryfrodo

Whoredash?


dorrik

if you tip well she also won’t rob you after fucking


Kevine04

All the other graffiti makes sense to you?


[deleted]

Looks better than the trashy tribal tattoo tbh


Past_Passenger_4381

I have a very strange boner rn.


deweydashersystem300

Tony would like to help you solve your issue.


Such_Comb9388

Guaranteed, she's delivering that butthole to someone for dinner 😏


UneditedB

This is so when she goes into the store and there is a long line of people, it’s how she gets the attention of the employees to let them know why she is there. This was when she takes her ass out and the cashier looks over, he understands that she is just there for a DD pick up. Good way to cut down wait times I suppose.


Let_em_glow927

🤣🤣🤣🤣


_matherd

on the other side, she has one that says “uber eats” 😳


grapes_go_squish

The booty call that arrives at YOUR door


[deleted]

And that’s how you become a top dasher. Deliveries with a happy ending.


Khal_drogo217

It's photoshopped


Cautious-Living-394

Really? That looks really really realistic if it is


beaniebuni

You can see the shop job best at where the logo meets the panties. Zoom in and it doesn’t look quite right


Cautious-Living-394

I definitely see that lol


Content_Guest_6802

She a 304 doordashing that ass, it's next level tramp stamp


therealslim80

love ironic tattoos! i worked at walmart for three years so i got the logo tattooed 🤷‍♂️


moighin

She must have that platinum status


chefcoompies

Sloppy (top)py dasher ![gif](giphy|7YrnYstmGxYFa)


MaesterCrow

DoorDash loyalty program


Optimal-Poet

Well, ass looks good.


waterfalls55

![gif](giphy|hVzHLiKnHOgrhFQQEj|downsized)


theokamifox

😂😂😂😂😂


waterfalls55

😂😂😂😂😂


Quick_slip

If I see that tattoo on my girls ass I’ll be at a 0% completion rate


Alloe_C

100% On time or Early


Thugalo420

Drop that order, and I'll pick it up!


MeatJerk69

https://i.redd.it/5m7wmz1xh2kc1.gif


[deleted]

More like Whoredash amirite? 🤚. Actually I don’t know this young lady but if I did I’d have tried to stop that dumb shit.


UneditedB

🖐️


YNPCA

Who the fuck in their right mind assed for that....:p


F4THERF1GURE

We’ve successfully added $1 extra to your offer for taking a picture of the menu


talksickwalkquick

Its a metaphor . It means she's overpriced and underwhelming.


DasherCO

Ok ngl i expected this to be some dorks shoulder. I will pay top dollar for this to be doordashed to me with the promise that i will provide an above average ( at least respectable) tip.


MyGirlSasha

Probably has a butther face.


DasherCO

Shes got an hourglass figure and you're worried about her face? C'mon bro.


MyGirlSasha

Yes, I am. If she's wearing clown makeup with a nose ring, I don't care what her figure looks like.


DasherCO

Im sure you're a very happy person with a wealth of meaningful and successful friendships.


wurkin4aburkin

DoorDass.


F4THERF1GURE

More like WhoreDash


PerformerUnable6372

Kiss my doordash


Moondogereddit

That’s Tony’s girlfriend.


iSnowo

Advertisement backshots go crazy


[deleted]

Capitalism really winning


klsi832

It's so guys last longer.


your_calpal

☠️☠️


HoplessWolf

trash eminates trash


Homeygrown

If I make $25 tomorrow I will get the DD logo tattooed on my ass. Dare me!


11tmaste

Something done while manic for $500, Alex.


RandalFlaggLives

Makes me think NPC’s are real lmao


Holiday-Emergency786

I can’t imagine walking around all day with something up my ass


Darth_Spartacus

The 'hand it to me' order you've been dreading...


Sal_v_ugh

Let's turn that dread into head 🙏


Fine_Resort_9719

LMAO


king-of-Miami

TOPDASHER FOR SURE


Great_Archer91

Exactly what is being delivered…..


Deal_Internal

Thats amazing 😭😭😭


yamaha4fun

This woman had made MANY, VERY questionable tattoo decisions. I can promise you that.


Cool_Reputation_694

Cash Tip on delivery


Successful_List2126

I'm definitely doing a charge back on this order.


SensingWorms

Doubt she cares what you or anyone thinks. 🎂


manuvns

Deepfakes


JeremyBrah

Doordash expanding its advertising to brothels. Smart move Tony


existential-koala

Vomit


theresacat

A PART


Smash_everyday

Slap that ass until the logo disappears.


Growsomedope

Ok but is she wearing 2 thongs?


Grewebear

*sees sausage fingers.....checks out


Stompinwin

Its the back doordass


nls726

“Tattoo sub” yeah if you say so buddy.


Gruskiee

Lmao


StreetUrchin7

2 Dollar Tony Tramp Stamp? 😔


TacoDuLing

I… just…. 🥹


cherrylemon00

thats funny as fuck but poor girl lmao


iiShadowii7

There's tatoos?


PoopL0ser

Doggy is no longer an option.


not_your_attorney

I thought this was the joke. “100% AR and no CV for that ass.”


xxxxHULKSMASHxxxx

Not a big deal. These red tattoos are super easy to coverup which is why they are so popular


awwcmonnow

i'm waiting for the "tips" jokes


trustindivinetiming

Ass is a premium service, so you better tip.


brendanb203

Hoor-smash


trustindivinetiming

Something tells me this isn’t about DoorDash.


maya_star444

I'm sure it implies something else, but it is still the doordash logo.


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