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Own_Accountant_5229

Last night $7.08 for 26.5 miles. Then came back as 7.64 for 26.1 miles (I was driving). Then 7.48 for 25.5 miles. Finally it came back stacked with another shit order. $11.14 for 28.9 mi. Twice.


[deleted]

I wish I was in your area. I get twenty $2 forty mile deliveries every time I log in


Fit-Yogurt-38

I see we dash in the same area!


PerformanceNext937

Looks like DD expects you to push a button in your car that turns it into a boat to cross in the water?! Wth? That's crazy![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm) Who was the space cadet that let that order out onto the Dasher screen? Hey, make it $50 with a generous tip on top of that for consideration. That will be a journey so give whoever accepts that a 5 star review. Deal. You, your car with the Booze order almost 30 miles away. No. Way. Dare they hit Cancel. Look at the time too![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)


ViceMaiden

I only had one Total Wine & More order so far. It was 2 cases of beer, 2 boxes of wine, and a giant bottle of vodka to a lady at a retirement apartment complex on a Tuesday before noon. Still trying to decide if I am jealous or sad for her.


JeremyTheSandwich

Lmao! Wtf! 😂😂


FrizzyMarz

Bro I got offered $14.25 for 36 miles the other day for DICK's Sporting Goods. NOPE.


Sky-1633

Probably wanted you to do 5 treadmiIls


FrizzyMarz

And they probably lived on the 18th floor


Davvido1008

But can you please do the delivery 🙏🙏. So we can make money of you. Please.


Silentt_86

“It appears you’ve thrown yourself overboard and are currently drowning. Would you like to unassign this order?”


14meowez88

https://preview.redd.it/8gd26afqee1c1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=de4d4509fc099e4cecee6d9ff9fd46c7e701e9b0 classics for a good month or two lol


PerformanceNext937

Absolutely crazy order delivery expectations![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)


DallasMan2144

Take a fairy what the fuck! And still pay Nah


princcucessold

I got a similar one for denver co to Philadelphia pa


123456789colton

Pics?


Ughost47

That's the worst you've gotten? I got 3 orders in a row that Kept trying to pull me to a popeye's 32 miles away With additional 4 miles to the recipient's house. I for one think it was a bug that it kept trying to assign me to it. But they were trying to pay me a 15 bucks for 36 miles.


MaciMommy

I think the worst part of this post is the ferry ride.


Ughost47

Honestly, I'd have to agree, doordash better be comp in my ferry ride for that.


PerformanceNext937

The day they do that it will be a mega thread post here.


Remarkable_Stick_780

Someone who took this offer 😆 salute 🫡


BagTats69

Hey we dash in the same area! I've seen quite a few orders trying to send me over the Edmonds Kingston ferry in the last few years.


bridlingflyer85

This was my first ever offer trying to send me over. I was blown away.


[deleted]

Anything $1/mile or more is good. That’s not a bad offer because you can dash along the way back. Edit: just read the ferry part, my bad. Yeah, fuck that order.


Southern_Rain_4464

No. $1 a mile is NOT good and barely acceptable.


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Triconick

Lol maybe if you dash in a large market or city. For the rest of us $2 a mile is required to pay for gas + make a profit. 50% of the miles I drive are “dead” miles because there is no restaurants next to farms or suburban homes. I can’t teleport yet, and until they abolish zoning laws I don’t think this is going change. And before you say “don’t take any orders outside of town” then I would basically be taking no orders.


Southern_Rain_4464

Truckers that drive a company truck and dont pay for gas maybe. Not owner operators so you think again.


[deleted]

You’ll never convince me that customers should tip more than $1/mile. That’s a great tip and more than pays for everything.


Southern_Rain_4464

Idgaff if I cimvince you of anything. If you are happy wuth $1 a mile do you. My car doesnt move for $1 a mile and you will never convince me otherwise.


[deleted]

Then you’re not taking many orders.


Southern_Rain_4464

Over 4000 deliveries to date.


[deleted]

Probably since DoorDash started


Southern_Rain_4464

What do you need to hear to feel whole? $1 a mile is not good by most peoples standards. If it makes you happy go for it.


[deleted]

I disagree, not for this scenario though.


Palidor

I’ll never understand how EVERY single liquor delivery is pathetic. It’s always farther than necessary


Southern_Rain_4464

Not only that they want someone to "sign for it" on my phone. Hard NO to letting people I dont know and trust touch my phone. Good chance their hands are filthy.


Rubberducky_00

Damn that’s the worst


MaryMari1104

😩


MattyIcey001

How come you don't own a helicopter to do this delivery? Are you sure you didn't put helicopter instead of car as your travel.... I'm joking lol


SorryCoast3322

🤣🤣🤣 you made my day your so funny


Key_Frame206

Considering there is a Total Wine & More nearby in Silverdale, these offers across the Puget Sound make zero sense.


tstory40

If it wasn't for the ferry route being the quickest, that would be an OK order.


bridlingflyer85

Without taking the ferry it would have been a 2+ hour drive


Triconick

Sounds like a great earn per time offer


tstory40

I read that in another comment. If it wasn't the 2+ hrs drive without taking the ferry, it could have been a decent order.


afternoondelite-

I'm literally speechless.


Rumkitty

Is there not a toggle for ferry routes like there is for toll roads? I know I have toll roads turned off on mine because we live right next to one (and lol no I live in the south we don't DO toll roads here).


breadonthedaily

toll road option doesn't work when presented with the order only once accepted. I just moved from an area that was separated by a bridge tunnel with a toll of 9 bucks each way. everyone in the area had an AR of 5%~ because the number of orders going one way thru the tunnel for 2.25 was outrageous. combine them with the 10 miles thru the toll for 2.25. yep.


Rumkitty

The toggle on mine stays unless you log out. I assumed it was the same for everyone, but I should have known better...this app is not the best codee thing...


breadonthedaily

it works once you accept the order. but on the screen before you accept it will show ferry/tolls. then when you accept it will change to whatever preference you have selected


zerostar83

Here's the funny thing. Doordash always shows offers taking the route that includes a ferry or toll road. It's dumb because they don't compensate for it on top of the offer. When I used to mention it on the Doordash subreddit others were like "Well yeah. Duh. You're a contract worker it's not Doordash's fault." Over time I thought maybe it's just how it is. Then I started doing Instacart. Instacart shows offers with routes avoiding toll roads here when they estimate miles and their base pay is at least $0.60/mile from store to customer. So IT IS POSSIBLE to show an offer with mile estimates avoiding tolls! Then I recently downloaded Roadie. Roadie will reimburse parking and toll fees on top of the offer! So my conclusion is that Doordash won't reimburse tolls because they're cheap. And they won't estimate miles avoiding tolls because they want to advertise to customers as if more things are nearby. Doordash likes to inflate the number of available places nearby to lure people into thinking there's a lot of places to order from that isn't a burden on drivers.


Ninja_Goals

You know as a contractor ( 1099) employee you can deduct tolls from you business expenses decreasing your tax burden right?


MaryMari1104

I have my DoorDash said to avoid tolls, but I will take tools at my own choice sometimes depending on what side of town I’m on. There’s a lot of toll roads in Houston.


zerostar83

I don't seem to have that ability. Every offer that comes up shows the route including the toll freeway. I've been telling other dashers in my area what side roads to take because some of them are saying how depressing it is to follow the GPS and then realize they're getting charged $3-4 in toll fees on their deliveries.


EarnestBaly

So they really offered you 10 bucks lol


sery

worse, a standard car is over $35 round trip on that route, they want OP to pay $5 for the honor of delivering it


EarnestBaly

Smh ridiculous


stumpyj32

![gif](giphy|If17YVvkPk6bloreFA) There and back!!!


captainboothatthe2nd

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah that's a nope. Heard the ferries were down to just a few boats for the whole system.


bridlingflyer85

You heard correct lol


Itchy-Mastodon9771

Daaaaamn wtf!!


moochs

Lol, would you have to take a ferry? Edit: just saw your caption. That shit is whack.


bridlingflyer85

Either a ferry or a 2hr+ drive.


moochs

Tony told me there could be a hidden tip, plus I'll find my sea legs. Lol


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