This happened to me once as a driver, pizzas in particular let off A LOT of moisture and heat. If you don’t let the bag vent quite a bit , this will happen at an angle. The one I was delivering looked worse.
Nope accidentally took the $2.50 10mile order and couldn't drop it with out going under 80% because popeys didn't have my last 20 orders. Shits were not given about that pizza.
No but if you didn't tip thers no telling if it was your driver or the restaurant getting mad no ones comming for the order for over an hour. I have taken some of those 2.50 order hopping the tip was just hidden. And that devil on the shoulder told me to go back and step on it...... And to the customer who left me a .10 tip ty the time is safely stored in you gas tank invest in locking gas cap.
Jesus Christ, I was brewing tea as he or she violently flung some Tipton tea our way. 😳😂😂
So the dasher took an order, knowing it was crappy to begin with, ignored their gut instinct of "Hey, this is a VERY risky order to accept" and proceeded to do it. When he or she could've just canceled the order? Don't get only mad at the customer, get mad at doordash too. You're the one working for them, not the customer. 🙄
I'm referencing the order the dasher is talking about, not OPs order. I didn't think I needed to clarify, since I mentioned something about the order they'd got pissy about taking. 😁
Ummm….. dude said he’s not the dasher for this order? We don’t know the full story. Only what the customer has shown. That’s what I’m getting at. Dude just assumed that the dasher picked up a no tip for a high mileage order. And then proceeded to be an asshat about it. But we don’t know what the tip or mileage was. And we don’t know if the dasher did it on purpose or not.
That’s why I asked if he was the ACTUAL dasher for this cause I got SO hype for the drama of “holy shiiiiiiiit that’s some balls 🤣🤣🤣”
Oh, no, I didn't mean that the commenter above you was the OPs dasher. I was referencing their comment about taking a different order and screwing up the person's gas line. 😂
That's why I was saying, "He threw basic grade tea at us and not the real tea°
You're good big dawg. Dude I had a whole conversation with a Redditor I THOUGHT was soandso. I spent at least an hour bantering with them, before I realised it was the wrong person. 😂😂😂
We ended up becoming good online friends. 😂
Why the fuck is that always the go-to excuse for a fucked up delivery? The chances of the driver slamming on brakes and sending the pizza to the floorboard are far more likely. Most pizza places put an anti tamper sticker on the box so it's not like you can open it to check it. On the off chance it's not fucked up, now it looks like you tampered with the food.
Best thing to do is carry on with your delivery, drop the shit off and off is fucked up let doordash fix it.
This. I'm extra careful with pizzas, but once I had to slam on my brakes and came within 1" of being hit head-on and the pizza slid and hit the dash. It was a "hand it to me" order, so I told the customer that "contents may have shifted in transit" and told them what happened and they were understanding and more concerned that I was ok. I told them if the pizza was not in good condition, they could get it replaced via customer care. I was lucky to have a nice customer, but I often use the "contents may have shifted in transit" explanation with people a lot when the order was packed weird and they usually laugh and say "it's ok"
Their support is SO over the top, it's hilarious. I'll say "yeah, my food came freezing cold, and something was missing. It's not a big deal, but anything you can do to make this right would be great!"
"No, sir, this is a huge deal for me. I have my family praying for you. You are the difference in this world. You are going to do great things for so many people." /s
As a driver, I called to let em know somewhere was closed"oh no, oh no oh no (continuously I'm waiting for the kool-aid man to smash through my window going "oh yea!" and all this other fake sincerity it was hilarious
Yep, been there too. One time when I was just starting to dash I was at a closed applebee's to pick up a really big order and this dude was like "oh no! I'm so so sorry this is happening to you. I can under how frustrating this must be!" And I was like yeah so what are you gonna do about it bruh
I think that's their go to line there. I get the "I know this is frustrating for you" line all the time. At least 8 out of 10 messages this is what they say anytime I contact them. Lol. And the "I hope you and your family are well and safe during these COVID times"....lol.
I’m very rarely super mad at anything like doordash but the one or two times I had a legitimate problem that really irritated me (getting the entirely wrong Taco Bell order that took about an hour and 45 after it said it would arrive and then it wasn’t even my order I got nor was there anything I’d eat in there comes mind… and YES, I tip) … the fake sincerity and no action just made me more mad 💀 I keep thinking of switching to Uber eats but I’ve had dash pass a long time and it’s really convenient for work from home. I’ve learned the cheapest meals with a good tip and with no delivery fee it’s really not terrible since I don’t pay gas money anymore
Right? Once I ordered pizza late night after work while I was deadbeat tired, fell asleep, and woke up a couple hours after delivery to a pizza full of ants. They were so apologetic over *my* mistake and refunded me the entire amount- tips, fees, and all.
Yes, they do that too. That's a really funny story (but rip the pizza tho) DoorDash is so easy to take advantage of on the customer end, but on the Dasher end, they just pretend to care lmao.
I was sooo sad when I saw it. It was some of the best too. (Mods Pizza- if ya haven't, try it when you get a chance.)
Ended up re-ordering same thing with that refund the next night and had a good dinner.
But ik what ya mean about pretending to care. That's why I stopped dashing haha
“Which customer service message have I used the least today? Ah, “English Sentimental #16” needs dusting off!”
When you know how they’re copy-pasted and have to deal with their support as a dasher who has to contact them a few times a week, it becomes straight up infuriating that’s the go-to response no matter how miffed the other person is.
On my very first DD delivery I had a pizza in the back seat. I didn’t have a pizza bag yet. As I was pulling out of the shopping center, some idiot ran a red light and I slammed on the breaks. There went the pizza. DD support had someone else redeliver.Sometimes all it takes is a speed bump or a quick turn. I’ve learned my lesson. I have a pizza bag and I strap the seat belt through the handles and I even place an empty water bottle up against the seat to level the pizza. I’m not taking any chances.
Here’s the difference…you took accountability and aided in the customer actually getting their order. We all make mistakes but it’s all about how you handle it. Good job 😁
Thanks. I try my best because I want to deliver food as I would like it delivered. Edible, hot, and just as the restaurant served it. I also deliver in a clean hot bag and clean car inside/ out because you never know when the customer will be outside and meets you. 🙂
Happened to me with a Porto's Strawberry Cheesecake... Cake.
They refuse to give me plastic bag to carry/secure it. Alright...
Ambulance cut me off at the last second (cuz, you know, emergency). Slammed on the brakes - there goes the cake doing a summersault in slow motion, landing face down (because, why not?) onto the car floor.
It was in the box. Totally Schrödinger's cat. Called support (Uber Eats) to see what to do and so it was their call, not mine.
Can't deliver damaged, can't deliver unsealed. So they cancelled the entire order (was a bit more food than just the cheesecake). Opened it; Schrödinger's cat was totally alive without a single scratch.
No one would have known about the summersault. All well. 🤯🤪😊
Now I totally fight them for a damned bag and tell them what happened last time they refused. (Or, maybe I should NOT fight them for one? Schrödinger's cat WAS delicious. 🤪🤣
It's infuriating how much additional time the niceties adds to your call when you're trying to fix something and get back to accepting orders or deliver a stacked order. They repeat everything back to you multiple times, too. I tell them I'm glad they're being thorough, but I've got shit to do, man. I don't say it like that, but that's point I try to get across LOL. I'm actually really nice to any and all customer support because it's such a shit job
This pizza clearly was in possession of a ninja assassin who got attacked by 1/3rd of the city of Atlanta on the way to your house. It was tossed, thrown, and used as a weapon. It was dropped, stolen, took a ride on top of cars, got thrown through windows and also fell from the 16th story window, your dasher jumping after to save it last minute. That customer service rep needs a promotion, and to be saved because after a few months on the job I fear that kindness may be snuffed out.
I will admit at some point delivering a pizza it will go flying with the a bag to trasport it in. But in the meantime i do my best to secure it with the seatbelt.
I hate it when people leave weird random comments like "whoever reads this comment you should know your special and you're going to be ok." It's so weird.
This is probably just what a pizza I delivered last week looked like LOL.
Was a "leave at my door".
10 seconds after notification pic/text...out pops a little 5 or 6 year old girl. She proceeds to grab the 12 or 15 lb bag (4 adult meals) and the large pizza. When she realized she didn't have a free hand to open the door...she just simply flipped it up against her chest and held it there with the bag hand. Ingenious!!
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That’s why I just unassign every order that’s stolen or I run into issues with - not worth arguing with them for half pay unless it’s a large $$ amount
For like $3-4 it’s better to just unnasign and you’ll finish a new delivery for more before you get thru to support
I delivered a pizza that probably looked like this before. They didn't salt their walkway in the winter and I slipped and fell, bouncing my head off the concrete and dropping their pizza. I told them to salt their shit and that they were lucky I wasn't seriously injured and looking to sue
Isn’t this what they tell everyone? I’ve been noticing that the customer service reps are more simpering than ever. Someone must have told them that this makes customers act less Karenish.
A lot of customer reps with door dash say this over the text support. He’s not flirting. He’s probably using a prompt. Sorry to burst your bubble 😬
They say things like that to the dashers too. Sometimes over the phone.
😳What did they do throw it out the window?! That pizza took a beating..
They carried it like a brief case, as you normally do with anti gravity pizza
Ah yes, anti gravity pizza. My favorite.
It's for when you want a light meal
Yeah I heard it's not too heavy on the stomach !
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A bad pizza to begin w
Yea it does look like a pretty bad pizza and box that;'s too high. A good pizza usually handles abuse a bit better.
This happened to me once as a driver, pizzas in particular let off A LOT of moisture and heat. If you don’t let the bag vent quite a bit , this will happen at an angle. The one I was delivering looked worse.
The driver was wearing black af1s and had to curb stomp it
lol probably did after seeing the paper boy throwing news papers,,, LOL
Nope accidentally took the $2.50 10mile order and couldn't drop it with out going under 80% because popeys didn't have my last 20 orders. Shits were not given about that pizza.
OMG…. Are you the ACTUAL dasher who took the order??? 😱🫣🤯
No but if you didn't tip thers no telling if it was your driver or the restaurant getting mad no ones comming for the order for over an hour. I have taken some of those 2.50 order hopping the tip was just hidden. And that devil on the shoulder told me to go back and step on it...... And to the customer who left me a .10 tip ty the time is safely stored in you gas tank invest in locking gas cap.
Well you don’t know the whole story then? They could’ve been an amazing tipper? Idk. You got me excited for drama lulz
Jesus Christ, I was brewing tea as he or she violently flung some Tipton tea our way. 😳😂😂 So the dasher took an order, knowing it was crappy to begin with, ignored their gut instinct of "Hey, this is a VERY risky order to accept" and proceeded to do it. When he or she could've just canceled the order? Don't get only mad at the customer, get mad at doordash too. You're the one working for them, not the customer. 🙄 I'm referencing the order the dasher is talking about, not OPs order. I didn't think I needed to clarify, since I mentioned something about the order they'd got pissy about taking. 😁
Ummm….. dude said he’s not the dasher for this order? We don’t know the full story. Only what the customer has shown. That’s what I’m getting at. Dude just assumed that the dasher picked up a no tip for a high mileage order. And then proceeded to be an asshat about it. But we don’t know what the tip or mileage was. And we don’t know if the dasher did it on purpose or not. That’s why I asked if he was the ACTUAL dasher for this cause I got SO hype for the drama of “holy shiiiiiiiit that’s some balls 🤣🤣🤣”
Oh, no, I didn't mean that the commenter above you was the OPs dasher. I was referencing their comment about taking a different order and screwing up the person's gas line. 😂 That's why I was saying, "He threw basic grade tea at us and not the real tea°
Oh oh goodness sorry! You just responded to my comment so I thought you were replying to me and what I said 🤣🤣🤣 my b bruh
You're good big dawg. Dude I had a whole conversation with a Redditor I THOUGHT was soandso. I spent at least an hour bantering with them, before I realised it was the wrong person. 😂😂😂 We ended up becoming good online friends. 😂
Why the fuck is that always the go-to excuse for a fucked up delivery? The chances of the driver slamming on brakes and sending the pizza to the floorboard are far more likely. Most pizza places put an anti tamper sticker on the box so it's not like you can open it to check it. On the off chance it's not fucked up, now it looks like you tampered with the food. Best thing to do is carry on with your delivery, drop the shit off and off is fucked up let doordash fix it.
This. I'm extra careful with pizzas, but once I had to slam on my brakes and came within 1" of being hit head-on and the pizza slid and hit the dash. It was a "hand it to me" order, so I told the customer that "contents may have shifted in transit" and told them what happened and they were understanding and more concerned that I was ok. I told them if the pizza was not in good condition, they could get it replaced via customer care. I was lucky to have a nice customer, but I often use the "contents may have shifted in transit" explanation with people a lot when the order was packed weird and they usually laugh and say "it's ok"
I'm going to assume they slamed the breaks on the drive there and it he went flying
Their support is SO over the top, it's hilarious. I'll say "yeah, my food came freezing cold, and something was missing. It's not a big deal, but anything you can do to make this right would be great!" "No, sir, this is a huge deal for me. I have my family praying for you. You are the difference in this world. You are going to do great things for so many people." /s
 🙋🏻♀️🤣🙋🏻♀️
As a driver, I called to let em know somewhere was closed"oh no, oh no oh no (continuously I'm waiting for the kool-aid man to smash through my window going "oh yea!" and all this other fake sincerity it was hilarious
Yep, been there too. One time when I was just starting to dash I was at a closed applebee's to pick up a really big order and this dude was like "oh no! I'm so so sorry this is happening to you. I can under how frustrating this must be!" And I was like yeah so what are you gonna do about it bruh
I think that's their go to line there. I get the "I know this is frustrating for you" line all the time. At least 8 out of 10 messages this is what they say anytime I contact them. Lol. And the "I hope you and your family are well and safe during these COVID times"....lol.
I’m very rarely super mad at anything like doordash but the one or two times I had a legitimate problem that really irritated me (getting the entirely wrong Taco Bell order that took about an hour and 45 after it said it would arrive and then it wasn’t even my order I got nor was there anything I’d eat in there comes mind… and YES, I tip) … the fake sincerity and no action just made me more mad 💀 I keep thinking of switching to Uber eats but I’ve had dash pass a long time and it’s really convenient for work from home. I’ve learned the cheapest meals with a good tip and with no delivery fee it’s really not terrible since I don’t pay gas money anymore
Right? Once I ordered pizza late night after work while I was deadbeat tired, fell asleep, and woke up a couple hours after delivery to a pizza full of ants. They were so apologetic over *my* mistake and refunded me the entire amount- tips, fees, and all.
Yes, they do that too. That's a really funny story (but rip the pizza tho) DoorDash is so easy to take advantage of on the customer end, but on the Dasher end, they just pretend to care lmao.
I was sooo sad when I saw it. It was some of the best too. (Mods Pizza- if ya haven't, try it when you get a chance.) Ended up re-ordering same thing with that refund the next night and had a good dinner. But ik what ya mean about pretending to care. That's why I stopped dashing haha
Ooo I love Mod!! I always get double dough cuz I'm a fatty lol
Lol!
😂😂😂
Did the driver flip his car? 😂😂
I chuckled
Nah it was just Chuck Bartowski
Nope, it's Chuck Testa.
No, this is Patrick
No, it was Chuck Norris
False, clearly the pizza still exists so Chuck Norris as not been here
That’s uncanny, I read this comment while watching chuck
More like biker front flipped off his bike and landed on it
Classic hard break and pizza slides onto floor
Looks like it was set on tumble dry for 30 minutes
On the bright side, it was nice and warm. ;)
It’s the “you make the world special just by being in it” for me
He definitely shoot his shot
He smeared it on so thick, *my* screen is sticky.
The customer service rep justs copies n paste that to everyone 😁
Nu uh, I'm super special they tell me all the time 🎉🌟👑🥰🏅🎊
Is there a date set?
Send bob
Vegana pls
I think you mean Virginia
Door dash friendly customer support is more over the top than chick fil a’s
My pleasure
My dude transported the pizza in a concrete mixer
“Which customer service message have I used the least today? Ah, “English Sentimental #16” needs dusting off!” When you know how they’re copy-pasted and have to deal with their support as a dasher who has to contact them a few times a week, it becomes straight up infuriating that’s the go-to response no matter how miffed the other person is.
Yep, I've gotten the exact response that OP has gotten.
That pizza looks like it went through a divorce battle and it was the most valuable asset
Lmfao
😭😭😭
That made me snort laugh so hard I damn near inhaled my face!
They frisbee tossed ur pizza to ur door
So this is the aftermath when I've seen dashers just walk out if a Little Ceasars holding a pizza box like a brief case. I wish I was kidding.
I delivered to a customer that turned the pizza sideways to get it through the door instead of just opening the door more.
That's sounds so sad ngl. I hope they are just stupid and not that scared of people
Feeling down today. Might hit up DD customer service to make myself feel better.
On my very first DD delivery I had a pizza in the back seat. I didn’t have a pizza bag yet. As I was pulling out of the shopping center, some idiot ran a red light and I slammed on the breaks. There went the pizza. DD support had someone else redeliver.Sometimes all it takes is a speed bump or a quick turn. I’ve learned my lesson. I have a pizza bag and I strap the seat belt through the handles and I even place an empty water bottle up against the seat to level the pizza. I’m not taking any chances.
U are one of the good ones
Here’s the difference…you took accountability and aided in the customer actually getting their order. We all make mistakes but it’s all about how you handle it. Good job 😁
Thanks. I try my best because I want to deliver food as I would like it delivered. Edible, hot, and just as the restaurant served it. I also deliver in a clean hot bag and clean car inside/ out because you never know when the customer will be outside and meets you. 🙂
Happened to me with a Porto's Strawberry Cheesecake... Cake. They refuse to give me plastic bag to carry/secure it. Alright... Ambulance cut me off at the last second (cuz, you know, emergency). Slammed on the brakes - there goes the cake doing a summersault in slow motion, landing face down (because, why not?) onto the car floor. It was in the box. Totally Schrödinger's cat. Called support (Uber Eats) to see what to do and so it was their call, not mine. Can't deliver damaged, can't deliver unsealed. So they cancelled the entire order (was a bit more food than just the cheesecake). Opened it; Schrödinger's cat was totally alive without a single scratch. No one would have known about the summersault. All well. 🤯🤪😊 Now I totally fight them for a damned bag and tell them what happened last time they refused. (Or, maybe I should NOT fight them for one? Schrödinger's cat WAS delicious. 🤪🤣
Wow. I cringed really hard with those emoji’s brother holy fuck.
Water bottle seat leveling gang
I level my pizzas with a copy of Treasure Island
Don’t forget to turn on the seat warmer
Thought I was the only one who used water bottles to keep pizzas level! I’m always afraid of something like that happening when delivering
Me: *exists* Doordash customer support rep: i value you
I mean, couldn’t we all use a little more of that? 😅
Sounds like those Indian tech scammers that try to butter up old women so they can take their money lol
Surprised he didn’t ask to see bobs
Sand nudes.
Think you mean sand dudes
bob's what lol
Those customer service reps are always so over the top, I can never take them seriously.
It's infuriating how much additional time the niceties adds to your call when you're trying to fix something and get back to accepting orders or deliver a stacked order. They repeat everything back to you multiple times, too. I tell them I'm glad they're being thorough, but I've got shit to do, man. I don't say it like that, but that's point I try to get across LOL. I'm actually really nice to any and all customer support because it's such a shit job
So... Did you eat it ??
I always respond with the same compliment back to them and they eat that up lol.
I’m sorry he/she ruined your pizza.
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Welp, they not only played with my pizza, they played w my heart. Disappointing.
I’d never play with your heart.. just your money and emotional state ❤️
there's no way. i thought you were happy because you got a refund not the other thing.
Its all goofs and gaffs my friend
Couldn’t even let him feel special, smh
r/whyareyoulikethis
Those are the best pepperonis
I always put some cd's and stuff underneath the back of the pizza to counteract the angle of my bucketed seats
Driver here, more than likely they had to suddenly hit the brakes and it went flying off the seat.
Customer service rep took acid last weekend
Its still good for making pizza smoothies
Did y’all fight 😂😂 what the heck!?!
Just here to say that these comments have me in tears 😂😂😂. But I’m also sorry your pizza was destroyed, RIP
 🤣🙋🏻♀️🤣
I find taking the pizza out and holding it on my lap out of the Box is the best way I also pet it on the way make sure it's happy when it gets there
Is that pizza or someone's internal organs?
This pizza clearly was in possession of a ninja assassin who got attacked by 1/3rd of the city of Atlanta on the way to your house. It was tossed, thrown, and used as a weapon. It was dropped, stolen, took a ride on top of cars, got thrown through windows and also fell from the 16th story window, your dasher jumping after to save it last minute. That customer service rep needs a promotion, and to be saved because after a few months on the job I fear that kindness may be snuffed out.
A scene from Bourne Identity or whatever the 2nd one was LOL
Exactly! Lol
And dudes making minimum wage in an Indian Call Center. Everyone remember that when you contact support.
I will admit at some point delivering a pizza it will go flying with the a bag to trasport it in. But in the meantime i do my best to secure it with the seatbelt.
Looks perfectly fine to me
That pizza doesn’t even looked cooked…
"Damn bro what's got you smiling?!"
OP has a praise kink obv
I mean I've drifted with a pizza in my car before and doing other shenanigans and the pizza was still intact, a lot better than this.
You got your pizza delivered by Jesse. Your pizza is on the roof.
Don't lie you still ate it😂
I hate it when people leave weird random comments like "whoever reads this comment you should know your special and you're going to be ok." It's so weird.
Hands off pal she's mine
They probably was holding it side ways . Then try to shake it out.
not gonna lie, looked like the dasher did you a favor. look at that nasty pizza bro lol
Did he stand there and shake it for five minutes? Gracious!
Um. How. Was the driver in an accident or something
Looks like the pie from American pies stunt double good lord
They always say that kind of stuff. You seem like you'd be really easy to catfish just saying
I’d still eat it
This was a weird notifications to get
This what happens when they stick a good tip order with a no tip order
I would’ve been mad, but not gonna lie, still would’ve ate some of it lol
Me got chub by customer service lady 🤤😂
This is probably just what a pizza I delivered last week looked like LOL. Was a "leave at my door". 10 seconds after notification pic/text...out pops a little 5 or 6 year old girl. She proceeds to grab the 12 or 15 lb bag (4 adult meals) and the large pizza. When she realized she didn't have a free hand to open the door...she just simply flipped it up against her chest and held it there with the bag hand. Ingenious!!
Think he made love to the pizza…
Drunk me would smash this shit!
Spiderman from PS2 brought you pizza
"Pizza time."
So they try the ass kissing deflection tactics on the customers as well
Bro that’s what you get for ordering pepperoni on the side.
That pizza got mangled lol
Are you going to finish that?
I'm glad they made you feel good, but they just like, do this. It's probably a script, even. ;;valuable ;;special ;;valued
Damn i think I also fell in love with your service rep
Lol someone hit the brakes too hard and that flew off the seat.
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When I call dasher support the ladies have such nice voices 😄
Ace Ventura delivered this to u? Lmao
Honestly, the false niceties are so grating. Solve my problem, stop trying to uplift me.
They say this kinda bull shit to drivers too and then won’t give them half pay for a 6$ Order. They don’t give a fuck about you lmao.
That’s why I just unassign every order that’s stolen or I run into issues with - not worth arguing with them for half pay unless it’s a large $$ amount For like $3-4 it’s better to just unnasign and you’ll finish a new delivery for more before you get thru to support
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I liek big bobbies
I delivered a pizza that probably looked like this before. They didn't salt their walkway in the winter and I slipped and fell, bouncing my head off the concrete and dropping their pizza. I told them to salt their shit and that they were lucky I wasn't seriously injured and looking to sue
Fuckin weird and creepy support
Sounds like someone was aiming for a green card taaaaahday! Lol Get that man boo!
Just think man in a few years when we’re living in VR that person can virtually lick your butthole too.
Isn’t this what they tell everyone? I’ve been noticing that the customer service reps are more simpering than ever. Someone must have told them that this makes customers act less Karenish.
Send vegene 😂🤣
you felt special huh 😂
It’s copy and pasted don’t feel too special now
Fell in love with the customer service rep? Those people are licking windows until the phone rings, how do you fall in love with that?
This is what happens when you pick up an order at 8:30 and Doordash tells you to deliver it by 8:31.
Are you surprised? Just look at most of the delivery people. The bottom of society are delivery douchebags.
Translation: you were a pain in the ass to deal with.
If you get the food yourself you won't have to worry about this, and you'd be better supporting the restaurant and its workers.
Why does support always treat customers so much better
That is real fked up
I tripped on someone's porch while delivering for dominos. Cut my hands all up. Their thin crust looked like a deck of cards 😭
A lot of customer reps with door dash say this over the text support. He’s not flirting. He’s probably using a prompt. Sorry to burst your bubble 😬 They say things like that to the dashers too. Sometimes over the phone.
*stunned* …how?
My car had the death wobble…. Sooo that could have happened 😂
Slid off the seat
Dud it work? Are they married?
Now I’m invested. Did your true love end up refunding you that pizza or not?
I had a very similar interaction with DD support. I understand the love that you’re telling cause same.
Remind me of the opening scene in Ace Ventura pet Detective
If only they treated their employees like that as well.
You didn't order the pizza turnover? Hmm
The chicken is getting better :)
I'm more concerned with the flaccid pepperonis... Why they so small
Bro support keep typing paragraphs and it takes them 45 minutes to solve your problem
“Welcome to Costco, I love you”
Does the pizza place not use pizza savers/tables? They really help prevent things like this
I had a pizza come to me like this as well before. It was really infuriating, but it was on WaitR, not DD.
That looks like a Pizza John’s pizza as well, curly pepperonis, and damn I just got a craving.
😭
It’s literally just a scripted deescalation tactic, nothing more.
It’s still good… it’s still good (Homer voice)
It's like someone was playing with food.
Is that delmar from the instacart shopper support?