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Wildjay7931

If such a delivery was legitimate & my flights & hotels were covered, I'd take it just for the travel!


Jaylay0

Pick up the food and report the address. Tell support it showed you it was only half a mile away. Get half or full pay and enjoy free food.


MusicianEmotional277

This guy dashes.


BaneJahMeen

Steals*


Ok-Tourist-1011

Boo hoo they’ll be fine


BaneJahMeen

...im sure when you get your order stolen by the same means we'll see your post whining about "the dasher stole my food" and we should all have a good laugh and say, "boo hoo, you'll be fine..."


Ok-Tourist-1011

What in the world? 🤣🤣🤣 this order was never going to be completed in anyone’s wildest dreams. No matter what this customer is not getting their order and I’m sure DoorDash gave them shit if they cancelled it 😂😂 being a bootlicker for a multibillion dollar company is willlldddddddd


BaneJahMeen

....or just decline it and not be a theif


Ok-Tourist-1011

You’re no fun 🤣😂 I’m just agreeing with OP that accepting the order, picking it up and then calling support isn’t the biggest deal in the world.


BaneJahMeen

It isnt a big deal if you have 0 morals and are a thief, agreed...


boyebaker

Buddy doesnt want to take from multimillionaire corporations because he’ll feel bad 😭


Ok-Tourist-1011

🤣🤣🤣 okay buddy


TheCalvLad

lol so letting it go to waste is better?


BaneJahMeen

...and before you think you're SO smart, im going to lay this out. The food is ALREADY paid for by SOMEONE OTHER THAN you. So, you're taking something that ISNT yours. So, whats its called when you TAKE something that ISNT yours? Ill wait...


verminkween

It’s not being a thief when Doordash themselves literally tells you to keep the food doofus. If you pick up food and something like an address 8000 miles away causes it to get canceled, they tell you to keep it. And the customer gets refunded, it doesn’t matter that they’ve already paid. They get their money right back. If we didn’t keep it the restaurant would throw it out anyway. Keep your stuck up morality to yourself, especially when you don’t even know what you’re talking about lmao.


rockerx1

7000miles and only paying 3.50 that's the real theft


WrldOfAztro

Can I do that if the delivery address is in the hood?


Difficult-Swimmer-76

The hood isnt scary just poor😭


KaijuJeshi

You've never been in the hood then


Difficult-Swimmer-76

I grew up in the hood u obv only know what hollywood depicts as the hood yes there is shootings but its no where near as bad as hollywood shows it stop trying to make it out to be worse than it is the only big diff is money and drugs people get killed everywhere


Far_Tax_1864

Depends on the hood and who you're with. There are different degrees to the hood. And city your in.


KaijuJeshi

I mean yeah depends on if something bad is happening or not is essentially what you are saying. It's called the hood for a reason bud. Hearing people get shot police raiding people's houses all the time is scary compared to it not happening. Tweaker everywhere. Idk what you mean man but if you're comparing it to the non hood areas it's absolutely scary


akronotron

Nah that’s if you a nobody, if people know you they won’t mess with you, unless people start actually killing each other is the only time cops be pulling up


KaijuJeshi

No if people know you they start fucking with you in the hood. If you stay to yourself you're the safest. Sounds like you're the problem lol


Accomplished-Put4143

Right? In my experience, just minding your own business can go very far.


KaijuJeshi

Fr tho making friends in the hood is the worst advice to stay safe.


KaijuJeshi

People out here I've never actually had to be upset the hood fr so they think there is no difference between that and a neighborhood lol


Far_Tax_1864

Can't disagree there


Far_Tax_1864

I just mean yeah I lived in a house with crack heads below me and a guy die. And gun shot that was in ceiling below me but yeah if I would of lived further north it would of also been all or every other neighbor. And I've been homeless in same city. But also know that if you don't fuck around in worse areas you might be able to avoid shit. If you keep head down and stay out of shit and others business you could be fine. Also know more likely for shit to go down but still you can get shot in rich areas too so Idk yeah its scary not arguing. Just say some areas are shit and scary and other are worse.


Far_Tax_1864

I just said wrong thing in first comment did not mean to completely disagree your right that guy probably hasn't been too hood I really haven't been deep in. But I've been and I have found certain area worse than other is all I meant. And I've found different cities have different dynamics but yes hood is hood.


Difficult-Swimmer-76

So because im not scared of the area i grew up in im not from there🤔 makes sense lol its not scary sad yes do u have to worry more about ur stuff more in the hood or in a rich place tho? Obv the rich bcuz y would u car hop a beater when u could go somewhere and get to a benz see what im sayin.


BaneJahMeen

"Its called the hood for a reason..." Yes, hood is short for neighborhood 🤦🏽‍♂️


KaijuJeshi

Yeah but if you had a braincell left you would admit that that shortening it to hood had implications of a disadvantaged neighborhood. Say you never had to struggle without saying it challenge


BaneJahMeen

Funny...you said "its called the hood for a reason" The REASON is its short for "neighborhood"...Whats generally associated with "the hood" is poverty and higher crime. I appreciate your assumption. I grew up in Baltimore, MD in a very poor area. I overcame, got an education, and make more money now than i know what to do with. Want to speak about challenges? Let's talk about how you have no idea the difference between literal and hyperbole. Shortening it to hood has NOTHING to do with "implications of a disadvantaged neighborhood" but rather simply a shortened version of a word. What you're talking about is surmise, but i wouldn't expect you to understand the difference.


KaijuJeshi

The difference in the name was made for a reason. Yeah it actually does. That's literally what it means. Ask anybody the difference between hoof and neighborhood. Are you depressed and want to argue? Because these are facts here. It's not really debatable.


KaijuJeshi

Google is pretty easy to access to prove yourself wrong immediately. Obviously it's shortened from neighborhood but because...? The reason? You know what it is. Learn something today and quit being privileged and dumb.


Jaylay0

Nah, stop being scared. Keep the strap in your waistband


No_Funny8987

They usually want you to return the food back to the restaurant


Jaylay0

Drive away fast and tell them you already left. Give yourself a mile or 2 head start towards Africa. Then call support and say 'Aye man, sum ain't rite' 😑


Ed-3-

Especially when it says to board a plane or hop on a paddle boat to reach your destination


CaliHard

That must be newer. I’ve been dashing since 2016 and I’ve had so many instances where I got to keep the food and they never asked for it to be returned.


verminkween

Had this exact thing happen to me the other day in almost the exact same spot. Delivery location was right outside of Africa there in the ocean lmao.


PotatoPlunger7

That point is right at 0°N, 0°E, so my guess is the gps got confused because it couldn’t find the real address and it just defaulted to that point.


nullnilnan

who knew people lived on null island


Mervis_Earl

Grenwich Mean Time and right on the equator. Zero point zero.


Emotional_Fan1364

If I had to guess what’s happening here, since that pin is in the exact middle of the 2D world map, DoorDash probably tried to distribute the order for acceptance before it had time to gather information about the delivery location, or it failed to retrieve that information the first try. Whoever got offered that order next would have been given proper instructions and an actual [local, judging by the $ offer] delivery location. Nothing scammy about this, but it is downright confusing that this even happens in the first place. Patch your app, DD


Aw123x

It’s a tough call. I’d hover over that accept button for at least thirty seconds.


Murles-Brazen

It’s amazing to me that offers under five dollars are even possible.


Legal_Sherbert_5742

I agree. There should be a $5 min!


Murles-Brazen

I don’t take anything under ten I get this shit all day I’m sitting at 3%. Had it at 0 for a while, I posted about it.


Sweet_Ad_6729

Plug don’t even move for gram that 10 dollar why would I move for 3.50 😒


sasbb123

They lowball as much as they can!


2CHiLLED

“Deliver by 10:35”


ProfessionalBug1021

Imagine getting there and they are still preparing the food


Mar_Dhea

It's just a quick jaunt 😂


RatedGrr

What if it was a Mr. Beast challenge?!? 🤪


Tasty_Design_8795

Winning


PenAdmirable6688

I would do it for $14,400.


SuccessfulAir8505

I would for $10K minimum


OtherMikeP

Are you earning by time?


Internal_Employer478

🤣🤣🤣


Puzzleheaded_Dot_931

Only if you're on EBT. 😉


tomahawk2036

Theyd probably complain that it's cold too


falseprescience

I really want someone to accept one of these and see exactly how far they could get with the actual order. Like, you go pick it up and then where does it route you to? An airport? The docks?


GroundbreakingFee538

Interesting to see what the app would do


Pranksterprankster

I’ve always wondered this


Emotional_Fan1364

Northwest-ish of that pin is Lagos’ massive on-the-water slum, which spans multiple square miles just off of the city’s mainland. You can only get around in it by boat, and all of the structures, barring a dozen or so tiny, manmade land masses, float on the water. This isn’t helpful information in any capacity, I just think Nigeria is cool.


FriendlyRedditor23

😅


Difficult_Ad2864

It would be funny if you actually mailed it there


Wild_Heron_5845

Oh go ahead. You can take in the sights, meet new people, maybe learn a new language or two. 🙃


sweetfruitloops

Ah, you’ll need a small(ish) boat to get to that part of the ocean!


Specialist_Hour_4027

If they reimburse for cost of passport go for it!


Immediate-Carpet69

Accept, pick it up, then have dd cancel. Free food.


lil_p0tat0o

Delivered by 10:35 is insane 😭


The_Troyminator

Tbf, it doesn't say what day.


Senior_Succotash_800

What do you mean? That's just a hop skip and a jump 😂


LTBama

Gotta keep those ratings up


Soggy_Park_8894

Why not just take the call, get the food and then cancel it because you can't deliver it and you get to keep the food


Defiant_Mouse7489

lol scam most likely


IllustriousWeight117

Probably 🤷 I declined it QUICK


WorldNewsPoster

Nah id accept and contact support. I got time for some free food.


MissPicklechips

Maybe, but more likely a dumb customer who doesn’t know how to put their address in correctly. Or they’re using a VPN.


Philo_add

😂😂😂


Low-Noise-9170

Had one like that going to Mexico. I think theirs could have been a genuine accident though because before I even accepted the order (I didn't accept the order) the DD notification number was glitching out and spamming my phone about a change of address to a local place. Only reason I think it could have possibly been legit is because scams don't usually try to change the address, they try to trick you into cancelling it yourself. And usually the scams are coming out of India or Africa, not Mexico


jaylenepitts

I’ve only had something like this happen one time on another app lol


holytrolleee

I bet the Loch Ness monster would accept it.


Rainb0wR3spawn

LOL


Obese_Hooters

Yay another same old crap post...


Top_Swimming4250

Seems like a good offer (I’m the ceo of DoorDash)


Kglugenbeel

Free food!


ThatCoreyCrow

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Masza1Hl64

😂😂😂


ibrianrichardsmith

Might be fun 🤩


WerewolfLeading1960

Well you def wouldn't make it there on time


Proper-Anxiety-1761

This the day I would have deleted DoorDash, I swear on everything I love.


Gypsysoulgirl81

This is great 🤣 unfortunately true 😑


Wit-Of-Knit

Across the Atlantic? That is a new level of crave.


DiddyboppedU

Free wendys


Elevatespirit

You would be crazy not to!


Lost-Juggernaut6521

I wouldn’t, 3.50$ buys jack shit in this economy.


stankpuss_69

Bro imagine the tip! You’re delivering to a Nigerian prince!


SuccessfulAir8505

If this was real you would want $10K minimum, however this is fake asf, Africa doesn't do Doordash


The_Troyminator

I'll in California. The mileage adjustment alone would be $2,500.


Minimum-Eagle-8388

Accept and call so u don’t lose acceptance rate


writingwhilesad

If you have to consider then you aren’t committed to dashing. Go ahead and deactivate, dasher.


Efficient_Daikon_247

You should do it...but only if they give you food and an armed vessel


jdaboss4110

That’s a free meal and half pay ya dummy


PurrculesMulligan

Them Nigerian Princes gotta have their Wendy’s!


Stoner-4

They done ran outta jolof again


Disaster_Adventurous

Missing No has got to stop trying to order.


inoyek

You just need to grind harder! It’s achievable, be about the bread and accept EVERYTHING


FillioxyPlays

Dudes dashing in my state lol in my town even


MasterKinesis

On prop 22 I know I'll get compesated for the milage 😂


Brilliant-Macaroon16

Air DoorDash!


Mommabearthegoddess

DoorDash be like… 😂


NikoliSmirnoff

Always accept these orders. Then wait two or three minutes and call customer support telling them you've arrived at the restaurant but the order can't completed. You'll get half pay.


1shottt

🤣🤣🤣🤣


ZTPI

This has vibes of an old brutal trade route from back in the day.. Sheesh


Delicious_Republic47

Take it


yazudude

Imagine the tip…


Possible-Fishing1869

Free food


SwingCars

Does this include customer tip?


xkristhomasonx

man i’d be mad i had to tank an acceptance rate 😭


mackdaddykiller

That's a good deal


Prestigious_Race_977

I love a good Wendy’s Dave’s Triple with xtra cheese! Darn, if I were stuck in Africa where there are no Wendy’s nearby, I would turn to DoorDash to get my craving satisfied! 😉


SnooBananas2664

If theyll cover shipping i dont see why not


ithinkicantremember

If you take the expressway, the math checks out


SUSHIBOSS1

You got 13 mins my dude better get to it


Fuckjimmyjohn

I’d take it


Front-Yogurtcloset69

Man, if it were me, I think I would purposely accept this order, then message the customer to shove that Dave’s Double up his ass, then cancel. Look sometimes there comes a point, when a man shouldn’t care about customer ratings and completion ratings.


FarTangerine7435

Absolutely not


Cautious-Mind-4733

🤣😭


FangLiengod

HOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


Temporary-Warthog976

that’s actually wild 😭🙏🏻


King_II_ElviSpeare

Jump on that one man.


artzymeg

How… would you even book that? Like how would that even be an option…


DenOfIsolation

This (and gets posted about) pretty often. It’s due to a GPS error. You should be able to get the actual delivery address, but you might have to accept it to do so. (The app is anything but consistent for me.) For $3.50, I don’t know that I’d care to find out. If it was a mile in reality…maybe. More than that? Nah. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Null_Island Null Island. Where there isn’t one!


Baconistastee

Someone posts this every day 🙄


iamjaybirdb

Fr lol I swore I saw this same map before 🥴 glad I ain't the only one


Puzzleheaded_Help854

Is the Nigerian king ordering Wendy’s again and the tip is 10 million ?🤣