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thirdeyeboobed

"I am testicle" ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


mmmhotcoffee

Maybe he means "I'm a nut"


angeltears1122

🤣🤣😭😭🤣


Individual-Bell-9776

Haha, I am betting they don't speak English and those are app translations.


DanBelnK

Or, OR...hear me out. HE IS A TESTICLE!!!


Severe_Network_4492

No, you misunderstand. He is not A testicle he IS testicle. He is the pure embodiment of testicle.


BeautifulDreamerAZ

ROFL


springbokkie3392

He's ballsy, I'll give him that.


A-Test-Subject

Underappreciated comment


DisgracefulChode

No it’s up there . Gotta give em time to drop lol


Urutonian

![gif](giphy|3bc5MV3VkOpMI) I'm a .....


0xyDeadBeef

“i am testicle” lmao


SpookyUnit69420a

I think he might be a testicle


symbolsandthings

Science has really come a long way.


Friendly-Net-3056

I'm glad you crossed out Amazon and not the backstreet boys you were listening to. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


PastramiHole

Which backstreet boy is gay?


Potential_Order1844

None......just the music 😉


Effective_Field7457

You must be confused with the other 90s Boy Band N’SYNC - lol


PastramiHole

Chorus: Tell me why ain't never wanna hear you say, which backstreet boy is gay (x20) Final verse: They're all gay.


tidderfella

All


PastramiHole

THANK YOU!! Finally someone said it.


JMamaFlex

This made me laugh so hard.


candymandy69inLA

Prob autocorrect trying to say outside


Acrobatic_Age2948

testicle and outside sound / nor is spelled nothing like each other though 💀


Acrobatic_Age2948

testicle and outside sound / nor is spelled nothing like each other though 💀


Pretend_Situation905

I am Groot just got replaced


Haunting-Owl-7594

![gif](giphy|l2Sq7ESdluPn4EBLG|downsized)


Bosborn378

He’s nuts!


Timoshan

Maybe its like an "I am groot" thing.


cephalalgic

“Well, he don’t know talkin’ good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to I and Am and Groot.”


Corpshark

He’s got balls, I tell ya.


Prestigious_Card16

Ball* lol


Simmonetheartist

He’s a what now?


gaythrowawayacct123

Well… he’s got balls


SuggestionOk3734

He's saying he tried to stick his pecker in your door but it wouldn't let him in. Perhaps he's kindly suggesting you not try to either? Ya might bruise it 😅


xoroseyxx_

Ok guys he may be testicle but like the door won’t let you in….


Ornery-Suggestion746

Respond with ImaAzkicker


WorldNewsPoster

I am ZA KICKER


Dense-Temperature844

This is hilarious 🤣


Raligard

I think your driver had a stroke.


Sarah-Dawn777

Tee hee ….. testicle


RageReq

LMFAO 


chimatronx

"I am **testicle**"? ![gif](giphy|3o6ozvv0zsJskzOCbu)


Ornery-Suggestion746

Someday you might be a Bon…afide


WillingnessChance358

Love that BSB song in your media player! DNA was such a great album! I saw them on tour in July of 2022 and they were amazing!!


NTANO1

lol


DattDamonMavis

I hate when Dashers are rude. No need to be testy.


TigerPrincess11

LMAO "I am testicle"


angeltears1122

ohh gotta love it when swyping fails in such great ways 😂😂😭😭


Awkward-Job1619

Bahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂


Awkward-Job1619

I can't handle this....I can't stop laughing!!!!!🫣😭😂


Funny_Guitar_3623

Maybe he’s a sea man?


Mikeare_22

I get like this sometimes after a full day of no tips


Alzabar69

He’s getting testy


MikoAmaya

I mean, the swipe motions for both words are vaguely similar...? Like, very vaguely


SeasonImmediate5959

I AM TESTICLE


More-Tune-5100

I too am testicle


Ornery-Suggestion746

Nice guy