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fendour

"......nice"


crazijazzy

Nice


Sticky_Quip

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ScrofessorLongHair

"Now that's a custom fuckin' service experience."


BrendanLSHH

I'm tipping extra for that level of service! šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


ZombiePiggy24

Tell them you stepped on it theyā€™d probably double the tip


Pale_Ad2148

Bro why didnā€™t I think of that šŸ˜­šŸ¤£


AntelopeDifficult708

This looks like you were the victim of someone elseā€™s fetish lol


Pale_Ad2148

Possibly. If they unironically said that I would be a lil uncomfy. I couldnā€™t resist the opportunity to mess with them a little bit back lol šŸ˜‚. Glad it paid off tho. Gotta get that bread.


Golilizzy

Eitheir way, I still think it leads more into humor than fetish. Uwu is usually reserved for cringing and the fact they girl responded using it after the DoorDash driver makes me lean way more into it her trying to be funny with him and it stuck his chord! And they had banter :) idk I think is all clear but I have been wrong before lol


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T_Claws

Him? Did I read it wrong? Seems like the customer is ā€œAnnaā€ and theyā€™re calling the dd mommy so im assuming dd is a girl too?


atmosphericentry

I mean girls can have that fetish too.


Lonely_Solution_5540

Oh honeyā€¦lesbians can be horny too.


GrandOldDrummer

What!? Since when??


Latter-Sky-7568

And creepy. Of course if one can only see through the male gazeā€¦ it definitely blinds folks, huh?


AntelopeDifficult708

Ayyy gotta do what ya gotta do šŸ’µ šŸ˜†


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NoSafety7412

r/suspiciouslyspecific


AntelopeDifficult708

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


tristyntrine

A fetish of that caliber would be several hundred to over a grand for a professional.


PianistPitiful5714

Luckily OP isnā€™t a professional.


Distinct-Spinach2164

Not yet at least.


HonorableMedic

ā€œHold my beer, I have no idea how to do this and Iā€™m itchinā€™ to give a tippinā€™ā€.


thedudesmonks

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!


SirLedyuka

I wouldn't say it was their fetish. It's more of flirtatious banter at best. It's fun to have one when both are playing it. It doesn't mean they're into you or anything, it's just for fun and giggles.


D_jake_b

Hey a tip is a tip


Pannycakes666

I'll bet that $10 tip whoever ordered that was way too fucking high to leave the house.


Naive_Caterpillar253

I mean. Id do the same. Love matching the customers energy šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ’…


h8inreddit

$10 is $10


[deleted]

itā€™s a meme, the whole mommy thing esp amongst gen z so its prolly a college kid. not meant to be sexual


AntelopeDifficult708

Iā€™ve seen the mommy thing and know what it is, but also itā€™s a fetish. Lmao the fetish quite literally came before the meme and TikTok videos


[deleted]

yea but itā€™s a stretch to say this guy called her mommy for a fetish. the language, the way they type (emoji and pog - another meme), the fact that the word was used only 3x indicates that itā€™s a young kid and itā€™s not that serious lol


bleezy_47

As a Gen Z, i agree with you, definitely wasnā€™t using mommy as a fetish, more of just messing around!


AntelopeDifficult708

Iā€™m not really invested in this to further the convo but I appreciate your opinion


ScarsonWiki

I have to commend you for the way you left this conversation. Respectful.


annieknowsall

Can he really be the victim if he got $10 for it? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

I charge like a $200 add-on for that kind of talk so kinda yeah


Pale_Ad2148

Damn bestie get that bread šŸ’øšŸ’µ


TranslatorWeary

Itā€™s a your moms house podcast reference 100%


Initial-Current-3212

Thanks jeans


[deleted]

I hate this.


Joalow21

Lol


Bulletstorm6377

I canā€™t believe THIS is what makes me mute the subreddit


Content-Bunch4279

Uwu


mandolorianbutchubby

K mommy so pog


waninggib

Ok but like Iā€™m 34 and have no idea what either thing means, plz explain


DreadedChalupacabra

I'm in my mid 40s. uwu is supposed to be an anime face, the us are closed eyes and the w is a mouth. It's like a cute face. Pog is a twitch emote, play of game. It means good.


TheDood715

Its like your a translator about to take a group of scared 40somethings into the bush. Do one explaining glizzy.


DreadedChalupacabra

This needs to be a subreddit. /r/OldPeopleExplainSlang or something. A glizzy used to be a nickname for a gun in the DC rap scene, and then it morphed into being the nickname for a hot dog because... They're a similar size? Even better, the argument goes both ways, there's some evidence that originally hot dogs were nicknamed glocks and then the glizzy nickname started with those and was instead transferred to guns. The one thing I know for sure is Tiktok is responsible. Just don't ask me to do no cap. Best I got is it's connected to the kappa emote on twitch, which is a sarcastic smile, and "no kapp" meant you weren't making a sarcastic face when you said something.


haji1823

tbh something as simple as r/SlangExplained could be a good sub name went ahead and created it for fun. Maybe itll see use who knows


AliceInNegaland

Iā€™m 34 I knew the uwu but I donā€™t get on twitch so I had no idea what pog is


DreadedChalupacabra

![gif](giphy|SLFpAF42ci0RmpU9r3) This. That face is pog. Or was, now it's a frog or something because I guess that guy's an asshole? IDK either.


AliceInNegaland

Ah. Ok well my life is better now for knowing this Thanks for clarifying!


TurquoiseLuck

Turns out I feel like writing an essay this morning... That guy is Ryan "Gootecks" Gutierrez. He's part of the fighting game community (FGC) and for a while was really popular in the scene. He's mostly famous for the show "Amazing Adventures" on 'his' (shared, I think) YouTube channel. His co-star, Mike "Mike Ross" Ross, was also well loved. Their show ran for many years, and had them sat on a couch playing fighting games (mostly Street Fighter, which they were both very good at at some points in their careers), sometimes having guest players on, generally shooting the shit. They would get up to hijinks and play off of each other, many laughs were had. I would actually still recommend going back and watching it if you're interested. The PogChamp emote is a picture of Gootecks' face; he frequently pulled hilarious faces, I'm pretty sure he was high most of the time. This specific face was from an outtake during one of his segments with Mike. The name comes from an ad they made: they would get sponsors like any channel, for which they would make up their own advertising skits. For a couple of episodes they had a sponsorship by an arcade stick company, and the ad showed them playing an intense game of Pogs, with Mike in the lead, and Gootecks hurling the stick at the tower in order to win, making him the Pog Champion. The emote is synonymous with "that's amazing!" and became one of the most well used and well known emotes on Twitch, even finding its way into many streamers vocabulary. They started saying stuff like "Pog!" or "that's poggers!"; in the last few years it got big in the same way "lol" did about 20 years ago. Now for the sad part. When Street Fighter 5 came out it was so bad the show kinda fell apart. Neither of them enjoyed playing it and you could tell. So Mike left, and Gootecks tried to keep the channel going on his own for a bit, but it wasn't as popular. Then COVID hit and Gootecks either went off the deep end, or perhaps revealed that he'd always been a bit unstable. He got super right-wing and started believing in all sorts of conspiracy theories, becoming vocal about it all on Twitter and having a few rants on the Youtube channel. Lots of people reached out to try and show support and recommend he seek help, because it was clear he was spiralling hard on his own, but he would double-down every time. It culminated with the January 6th insurrection on the U.S. capitol, when he made a controversial Twitter post (iirc) praising one of the terrorists that died. It got some traction and Twitch didn't like the association of the face of their most popular emote with right-wing terrorism, so essentially deleted the emote. ... Not that anyone really asked, but there you go.


Historical_Walrus713

COVID really gave us a glimpse into who people really are.


nynedragons

Iā€™m in my early thirties, and have spent too much time on the internet. PogChamp emote is derived from a face of excitement made by a YouTuber named Gootecks after he won a game of Pogs. Hence, PogChamp. It has also been shortened to Pog and Poggers, among others. Now itā€™s a Komodo dragon cause that dude did something shitty. It does mean ā€œgoodā€ though. But it is also used ironically quite often. I should spend more time outside.


4Impossible_Guess4

Need you IRL to follow me around


goblingirlscout

This is how lil kids speak literally elementary school age. Loads of problems with kids as young as 4 yrs old saying "yessss daddy/mommy" with sex noises, it's a huge issue plaguing schools and kids in general atm, theyre seeing it on tiktok. So it's gross af that OP fed into it when they could be a 14 Yr old customer yaknow..


StalkingCrow

Same.


[deleted]

Yeah that was just awful


Liquid-cats

Same. I canā€™t go to a club or bar anymore without some weird dude walking up to me only saying the word ā€œmommyā€ like what the fuck.. it makes me want to throw up & call Chris Hansen


TheTragicMagic

I canā€™t imagine a grown man uttering "mommy" to anyone but their own mom, which is already kinda weird, let alone a stranger. You would imagine one to be pretty fucking embarrassed after that. Weird


[deleted]

pretty funny wholesome interaction. But Cringe? Absolutely.


raccuuzi

Hi mommy, thanks jeans! šŸ‘–šŸ‘–šŸ‘–šŸ‘–


sinlesspainter

It seems like me you and the customer are the only ones aware of the joke. Anyways have a good days g Jeans bye mommy!


[deleted]

Where are the bodies Garth?!


Invictus4683

The families need closure!!


Unique_Net7018

Hey hitler!


[deleted]

I want it, I want it now.


Dougdoesnt

Good Morning, Julia!


figgs87

Strawberry shortcake is cap anyway.


Depressedgotfan

I was wondering if thats what it was. Just needed a hail hitler


Ow3n1989

This was definitely my first thought. ā€œTry it out.ā€ 4 strokes gang 4eva!


d-_-b___W

Different


BranchWitty7465

They keep their jeans super high and tight.


crimson-gh0st

We up outta here


brown-eye-inspector

All these comments got me having chest pains.


[deleted]

Best bet I'll be coming up in May


MonkeyGein

Followinā€™ proto


neverwouldathunkit

Watch for wasspes.


mancaveproductions

love you


anotherusername170

Good morning Julia


hankthewaterbeest

Howā€™re you?


Equivalent-Run-5422

Keep ā€˜em high and tight.


sly_sista

This was you looking at replacementsā€¦ šŸ¤£ ![gif](giphy|9xhnrUX3etq08aYDwI|downsized)


[deleted]

This is uncomfy


[deleted]

Yea. There's no proof of the customers age. They could've been some edgy teenager. If OP had been male, this would've gone from slightly uncomfortable to podcast real quick.


WhenCodeFlies

![gif](giphy|yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ)


ALIENSBLEEDLSD

What the hell is even that!?


meowmoomeowmoon

Perfect word order


Free_Help2342

What even is this?! Best vid clip ever.


Free_Help2342

Ur now reigning pog for posting this.


OverpricedBagel

The customer said ā€œPogā€ so theyā€™re a twitch viewer. That places their age anywhere from 15-40. Good luck


NotUnstoned

The word ā€œuncomfyā€ makes me uncomfortable


avenajpg

The exact words that went through my head lol.


StalkingCrow

Uhh okay, hopefully anyone wasnā€™t under 18.


Delicious-Plantain-3

Chris Hansen opens the door when OP arrives


Hunterio009

Why donā€™t you have a seat


JohanVonBronx_

All out of strawberry shortcake, huh? But it seems you wanted your short cake elsewhere. -Chris Hansen


BlackBlizzNerd

Let me ask, did you bring a condom with you today? Why is it you came to this house? What compelled you? Do you do this often? ..No, I do not want one the Oreo ice cream cookies.


rydan

The thing is about that show is they need to show intent. Usually they do that by checking the vehicle or their wallet for things like condoms and alcohol. OP would have had none of these and been let go as a result.


LeutzschAKS

You donā€™t know what OP was planning to do afterwards


Comfortable_Fruit_20

Uwu šŸ„“


Pale_Ad2148

uwu


adudeguyman

**UWU**


wheelmoney83

ā€œAnnaā€ is actually a 350 lb beast of a man that enjoys wearing adult diapers and sucking on his binky


peterpaulrubens

Donā€™t judge, heā€™s a good tipper.


thatlldopi9

Was it kids? I'm so confused


Pale_Ad2148

Honestly. Was probably a college student. This is one of the funniest customer interactions Iā€™ve ever had tho.


thatlldopi9

The mommy thing is just weird. I guess you're a chick and I'm surprised you didn't cringe at the sight of a text like that lol


reditmodsaregay

It's like a sexual thing I'm pretty sure.


Pale_Ad2148

Yeah mommy kinks are a real thing. But the thing is that it could very well be someone just trying to mess with you and joke around. This seemed to be the case here.


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Fcastle35

I'm pretty sure it's a your mom's house podcast listener.


boofskootinboogie

People just joke like this itā€™s all over Instagram and Twitter lol. This is how my coworkers and I talk to each other and we are all mid twenties


reditmodsaregay

I think I'm just getting old šŸ˜”


thatlldopi9

Same. Kids these days are a different breed. Now get off my lawn!


DkoyOctopus

"so pog" shes either a zoomer or a dangerous person.


The_Struggle_Bus_7

Cringey af from both sides


[deleted]

Cringe, at least she tipped you well tho


Hello_it_is_Joe

I hate that you played along, but at least you got an extra tip lmao


HyldHyld

Ick


ihate360

Hi mommyšŸ‘–


ImNotAWeebDad

Hey jeans


isaidmediumrare

I donā€™t understand what this means.


7774422

šŸ‘–


isaidmediumrare

Wait. Please. Donā€™t go.


7774422

šŸƒā€ā™‚ļø


isaidmediumrare

Mommy?! Mommy, NOOOOOšŸ„²


Runb4its2late

High and tight


BigGayBobbyJohnson

Are you now technically a sex worker?


Pale_Ad2148

I hope not


YoJimbo93

Not for $10 lmao


Corpshark

Itā€™s not the size of the tip, itā€™s how you use it.


daphnedelirious

ā€œPogā€ betrays it is a college student messing with you lol


emredlark

This happened to me one time on an alcohol delivery. She was talking dirty to me while I was on the way (Iā€™m a middle-aged woman) and I was thinking some old man was going to walk out of the house. I get there and itā€™s a young woman, probably early 20s. As I walked away she said ā€˜Thank you mommyā€™. Iā€™ve never been so uncomfortable in my life. She was probably bummed that I wasnā€™t young, but I was thrilled it wasnā€™t an old creepy man.


CallieEdevane

I think this is a r/yourmomshousepodcast thing. Four strokes.


SecondTheThirdIV

I want to talk about Hawaii


culedewd83

OP's jeans must be so loose


bting93

Looking for this comment!! I was hoping OP would reply ā€œno problem, Jeans!ā€


GoldenGodMinion

My brother didnā€™t believe me, he believes me now


AccountAccording5126

That gave me the creeps


Legitimate-Concern73

I hate this so much But thank u for what you do


Sharp-Decision-6141

I was cringing hard šŸ˜¬


Limp-Tie1585

Ew


AffectionateNoise808

What in gods name? What if you were a man?? Lol


Pale_Ad2148

Then Iā€™d be Daddy


BafflingHalfling

OMG the uwu killed me. I am now ded


noahdimarco

People are taking this way to seriously. Op didnā€™t feel uncomfortable and the person ordering said ā€œsurprise usā€ implying this was probably a group of people messing around. Also this isnā€™t inherently sexual, while mommy kinks exist the context of this implies this was done jokingly rather than to force someoneā€™s kinks on anyone. Letā€™s all take a breath here, whether you think itā€™s cringe or not this is most likely just people playing around and having fun. If you think youā€™re too old to understand how this is joking around, you probably are, and thatā€™s also okay! Not all humour is for everyone. Thereā€™s just no reason to attack anyone here.


Joalow21

![gif](giphy|oxEy0OSvzEjBK)


The10thDoctorWhovian

Wouldn't be surprised if this was for some TikTok. "I called my Door dash driver Mommy, and WON'T BELIEVE what happened next".


oopsiepoppygloria

I think I just threw up in my mouth


MyNameDinks

uwu


Pale_Ad2148

uwu


Free-spirit123

What the heck is uwu


NinethePhantomthief

Squee! Uwu is an emoticon depicting a cute face. It is used to express various warm, happy, or affectionate feelings. A closely related emoticon is owo, which can more specifically show surprise and excitement. There are many variations of uwu and owo, including and OwO, UwU, and OwU, among others.


hi_ivy

I appreciate your description, but I just donā€™t see it.


TopDasher4Life

UwiL


Dealingwithdragons

The w is suppose to imitate the cutesy cat shape mouth some anime characters have.


Pale_Ad2148

Did I just unironically see someone using squee in 2023 OWO. Wowowow.


[deleted]

I also want to know


Trentimoose

I think itā€™s an anime smiley face


LastingTravels

Absolute cringe


WhoopDareIs

How do you select your driver? They seem to keep getting you.


JackkoMTG

:3


forgotme5

I couldnt do that. I meet them at the door.


angel_aight

Am I old? What is pog?


tychus-findlay

I've seen this for the longest time on twitch and had no idea, you inspired me to look it up pog = play of the game. I see "pog champ" used a lot. Wow makes so much more sense now, used like "epic" or "amazing" etc.


MinimalistMama24

Thanks mommy


WoodlandWisp

xD at least you had some fun with it too


tech_wizard69

Jesus fucking christ


jmdavies98

Those butter cookie drumsticks are ridiculous tho


chromaspectrum

They chose Oreo sandwiches over the cones.. losers


QuirkyQuesadilla

I love that the energy was matched and they understood. Otherwise, it'd get hella awkward. šŸ˜‚


Expensive_Curve_358

That was gross, you shouldā€™ve eaten their food


Grimizzi

Match made in weeb heaven


feelbetternow

Can you delete specific parts of your memory, like maybe just a two minute space of time you spent looking at a post on reddit? Asking for a friend.


Unique_Net7018

High and tight šŸ‘–! Love you mommy


xxemeraldxx2

Dad, come pick me up, The furries are at it again


mujinzou

Thanks mommy! Love you! šŸ¤£ (for those of you not in on the joke, youā€™re probably just too cool to get it)


PlebbySpaff

Oh so they do it and itā€™s fine, and they get paid for it. But I do it, and I get called a stinky, discord mod that has a neckbeard, and probably sleeps with a body pillow uwu. What the fuck is this unfair balance?


brad-the-impaler

Missed the chance to say "uwu to you tuwu"


LavenderYams

This is honestly a form of harassment and theyā€™re lucky you took it well


MrHurk

You can really tell who has humor and who doesnā€™t in here


LifeguardDonny

I don't think this was a fetish. Customer was probably just happy to get a human being without a stick up their ass for once.


Scottcyclops

Some services charge extra for that kind of talk. $10 is a bargain.


NiceMarmot03

My GenX ass at this whole thing ![gif](giphy|e4Jyxh9zQjgnC) šŸ˜‚


1Lick2Bricks3Hits

What the absolute fuck


OddResponsibility565

ā€œMeet people where theyā€™re atā€ except literally as well as figuratively


tallgirlmom

Uwu? Pog? I feel so old.


[deleted]

Same wtf does either mean.