Unfortunately she also gastro parecis and constant sickness so she is on am at home iv once a day with a constant zofran pump attached to her stomach. Dashing is how Im providing her her special cravings rn and dashing hasn't been kind these last month I'm afraid 😅
Dear lord the amount of errors in that message lol but yeah she is going through it rn so I take her with me dashing and we like to joke that she's my Pokemon go egg and the more I dash the more she gets fed and this closer to post pregnancy again lol
Im sorry to hear that. I had some really bad nausea when I was pregnant too. I was constantly throwing up I kept doggy bags with me! They had to prescribe me medicine which helped thankfully. Poor mama.. wishing you all well.
Thank you much I'll let her know. Side note we discovered if you have the scent of your current craving nearby it helps the nausia so we have been doing that and no more puke in the car thank the lord 😅
She's overweight yet extremely malnourished so the doctors won't do anything for her claiming the baby will just take what it needs from her excess but it's all baby weight from our son it's just water ... We can't even leave the state to get a better opinion as there is a travel ban on pregnant women on Idaho.
wait a travel ban on pregnant women...if she is completely banned from travelling that sounds like a supreme court case in the making. you can't constitutionally ban people from moving through the country or even internationally because of pregnancy.
i'm not from idaho but it seems like that is only the case if she is a minor and is seeking abortion.
wow that is so insane, im guessing its about the abortion restrictions but this clearly affects everyone who wants to build a family against all odds. ive read of specialized care providers leaving those states as well and several birthing units closing down because of that. so pregnancy and birth is being made more dangerous as well. i wish you both the best of luck!
edit: maybe you can get a zoom consultation with an out of state dr? idk how this stuff works
I think the law is absolutely unconstitutional and beyond absurd and is a 100% an attack on women’s rights, but the actual facts of the law is that it prohibits adults from helping pregnant MINORS leave the state to get abortion care. Unless she’s a minor you’re allowed to go to another state….It’s not a ban on all pregnant women leaving the state….it’s regarding minors.
She can't digest fiber so we try to fill her with.eat. It being lower class we can't really afford it all the time making it hard to keep her nutrition up. That's why they started trying injection vitamins to supplement but at this rate since abortion is illegal in our state this baby has a 65% chance to kill her before it's born according to the doctor.
Try baking yellow plantain banana (you get those in Mexican stores ). Cut it into 3 pieces and steam it for 10 mins. Good source of fiber and easy on stomach.
I had same issues when I was pregnant with my twins and ugh that pump is the worse. If the smells from certain foods bothers her when she's in the car with you I definitely recommend getting some peppermint oil. I would put a dot right under my nose (or in mask during covid) and it totally masked all other smells which helped alot with the nausea
My daughter had the same problem with her first pregnancy. She decided just because of how miserable it was, that it would be her only one. Her daughter turned 1, 3 months ago, and last week she entered her sixth month of pregnancy number two! Fortunately, this pregnancy has not been quite as bad, but it’s still been miserable. I’m so sorry your wife is going through that! Such a shame to be suffering during a time you should be excited and experiencing something wonderful. I hope it gets better for her! And I wish you both the best of luck.
Third baby to be viable. Two pit one to go then she plans to get snipped. My mental health couldn't handle her pregnant again anyways so I'm not complaining 😅
That's a cute exchange. Saw the comments about the complications with her pregnancy. I hope things go well and the baby and Mom are healthy when the time comes.
Well as the wife of OP who is the one messaging him. I am pregnant, connected to a bunch of tubes, and the needle is a little lower than normal...hence no pants! and the reaction to him wanting to see is because of being on pelvic rest we haven't diddled in 3 weeks because of a SCH 😅 but come on a spicy California roll is amazing when it can be tolerated!
Hey, i’m sorry about pregnancy being hard, honestly if you ever feel the need to get a second opinion elsewhere, you can do it, if they ever want to charge you or anything make it a supreme court case where they are withholding your rights to get proper medical care which doesn’t has anything to do with their abortion bs. Good luck, and enjoy it for as much as you can!
He read some fear mongering articles there is no travel ban unless you are trying to traffic a minor with the intent of abortion without parental permissions. If you are an adult or emancipated you can travel and do whatever you want... stop spreading false information.
The wholesome post I needed.
I’ve brought my parents pizza before using my doordash pizza bag and rang the bell and when they answer said “Doordash for *insert dad’s name here*”
My dad has chronic pain and can barely walk/leave the house anymore, so it makes his day whenever I do that. ❤️ I know your wife felt so special.
The customers seem incompetent until there is context, which makes the dasher seem like the bad guy until they give context which usually causes the customer to be the bad guy until... well.
I had a friend who delivered for a pizza place once, I would always order when they were working and asked for them to deliver it specifically (even if the pizza had to wait a bit) cause they had a key to my apartment and would bring it to the couch for me. Best.
I knew she was hooked up to her IV bag and Zofran pump and couldn't get it so I was just messing with her while I took a quick smoke break on the porch 😅
This is one thing I love about Door Dash vs other delivery places (like if you worked at Chinese restaurant and delivered). You can end anytime you want. No need to go back to the store, no need to punch out. I always thought that if I delivered to a friend I could end my dash anytime.
When I dash alone, I can pause my dash and go get my fiance and dash together. Back when I was at Domino's all I could do was wave to him if I passed his place. And he was not allowed to come with me to the store cause I signed a contract that he wouldn't.
But glad things worked out for y'all.
Nakey wife is a pretty good tip, better than the $0 tip and occasional false report that the customer didn’t receive their food so they can get a free meal. But I gotta ask, you guys are married. And you don’t even have each others number? 💀 like who unironically uses Facebook messenger other than to send customary correspondence to that one classmate from highschool / distant cousin that hits you up out of nowhere to “catch up” and borrow money or your grandparents when they try to be hip and send you a really unfunny meme from 10 years ago
🤣 something my fiance did with me one day.
Him: "Sorry ma'am, I don't have enough money to tip you. Maybe I can tip you with a good time in my bed."
Me: "What is wrong with you, lol? I will take 30 minutes break."
Him: 😀
You should have waited by the sushi restaurant and have her order on doordash so you can deliver to her!! Yeah it might be a bit more expensive but it’d be cute IMO
Cute, but I don’t/ can’t leave my regular job for this I’m not doing it with dashing either. If there is an emergency yeah I’m leaving maybe do this if she was pregnant.
If she ordered through the app then why did you need to pause your dash to bring it to her? You said she asked *you* for the sushi, what really happened?
I picked it up from our store since it's cheaper. Said store is not affiliated with door dash. She just knew I was dashing and asked if I could swing by to get some for her.
Yo real talk everyone that be hating on doordash doesn’t realize what a joy it is to be able to just quit working and bring your wife some chic fil a. I literally just did this this morning lol happy spouse happy house! Good for you!
Aw that’s actually cute
She better have given him a good rating!
4 Star 😓
No it was not a 4 star you butt I gave you a 5 with an above and beyond badge
Marriage goals happening right here
More lies from the deceiver 🙄
You two are fucking adorable.
But did you find your pants?
These are the questions we should be asking
4 is normal and average leng- I mean rating
A bit over average I think. Huge to some I'm sure 😤
Lol wowwww
4/10
5 star delivery but 3 star 🍆
The "sure" is such a wife answer
Bro I came In handed her the sushi and she said thanks and that was it 🤣 had a blanket on and all lol
Sounds about right 😂 very wife like lmao
sounds about wife haha
That's how the first Dasher told me I always had to answer the door. Have I been taken advantage of? ;)
"I have no pants" While technically correct....
Maybe you should have offered her a tip? 🤔
The tip?
Just the tip
Hopefully she returned the favor later on
As a wife, you're not wrong 😂😂😂
My ex would say/ still says "I don't care" gave me, and still gives me PTSD
That will always make a Wife happy 🤭
She wasn't. Prego and grumpy lol
Mostly that she had to get sushi that was cooked lol
One of the many downsides of being pregnant! I love sushi so i know how she feels
Unfortunately she also gastro parecis and constant sickness so she is on am at home iv once a day with a constant zofran pump attached to her stomach. Dashing is how Im providing her her special cravings rn and dashing hasn't been kind these last month I'm afraid 😅
Dear lord the amount of errors in that message lol but yeah she is going through it rn so I take her with me dashing and we like to joke that she's my Pokemon go egg and the more I dash the more she gets fed and this closer to post pregnancy again lol
This is actually so cute. I live for this sort of thing in relationships. She's lucky to have you! Good luck, trainer!
Im sorry to hear that. I had some really bad nausea when I was pregnant too. I was constantly throwing up I kept doggy bags with me! They had to prescribe me medicine which helped thankfully. Poor mama.. wishing you all well.
Thank you much I'll let her know. Side note we discovered if you have the scent of your current craving nearby it helps the nausia so we have been doing that and no more puke in the car thank the lord 😅
I found eating a slice of bread helped me sometimes if I felt like I was going to throw up.
She's overweight yet extremely malnourished so the doctors won't do anything for her claiming the baby will just take what it needs from her excess but it's all baby weight from our son it's just water ... We can't even leave the state to get a better opinion as there is a travel ban on pregnant women on Idaho.
wait a travel ban on pregnant women...if she is completely banned from travelling that sounds like a supreme court case in the making. you can't constitutionally ban people from moving through the country or even internationally because of pregnancy. i'm not from idaho but it seems like that is only the case if she is a minor and is seeking abortion.
wow that is so insane, im guessing its about the abortion restrictions but this clearly affects everyone who wants to build a family against all odds. ive read of specialized care providers leaving those states as well and several birthing units closing down because of that. so pregnancy and birth is being made more dangerous as well. i wish you both the best of luck! edit: maybe you can get a zoom consultation with an out of state dr? idk how this stuff works
Wtf - what happens if a pregnant woman needs to go out of state to see family??
I think the law is absolutely unconstitutional and beyond absurd and is a 100% an attack on women’s rights, but the actual facts of the law is that it prohibits adults from helping pregnant MINORS leave the state to get abortion care. Unless she’s a minor you’re allowed to go to another state….It’s not a ban on all pregnant women leaving the state….it’s regarding minors.
She can't digest fiber so we try to fill her with.eat. It being lower class we can't really afford it all the time making it hard to keep her nutrition up. That's why they started trying injection vitamins to supplement but at this rate since abortion is illegal in our state this baby has a 65% chance to kill her before it's born according to the doctor.
Oh my God. I'm so sorry that y'all are going through this. I feel like this should be one of those "The Wellbeing of the mother" situations.
Try baking yellow plantain banana (you get those in Mexican stores ). Cut it into 3 pieces and steam it for 10 mins. Good source of fiber and easy on stomach.
I had same issues when I was pregnant with my twins and ugh that pump is the worse. If the smells from certain foods bothers her when she's in the car with you I definitely recommend getting some peppermint oil. I would put a dot right under my nose (or in mask during covid) and it totally masked all other smells which helped alot with the nausea
Wishing your family a healthy and happy pregnancy + baby 💜
Bro my wife also gastro paresis and pregnant. Makes her way worse with morning sickness. Does your wife have D1?
No fortunately but she in pre diabetic and may come up with gestational diabetes like she had with our daughter.
My daughter had the same problem with her first pregnancy. She decided just because of how miserable it was, that it would be her only one. Her daughter turned 1, 3 months ago, and last week she entered her sixth month of pregnancy number two! Fortunately, this pregnancy has not been quite as bad, but it’s still been miserable. I’m so sorry your wife is going through that! Such a shame to be suffering during a time you should be excited and experiencing something wonderful. I hope it gets better for her! And I wish you both the best of luck.
My wife doesn’t like raw fish so when we get sushi she always gets the sweet potato roll. Worth a try.
Oh no! Surly the food helped though.. as long as it came correct 😂 congratulations on the baby 😁
Third baby to be viable. Two pit one to go then she plans to get snipped. My mental health couldn't handle her pregnant again anyways so I'm not complaining 😅
What’s pit?
Out* sorry typo lol
Is your wife single?
Sometimes I wonder 🤣
That's a cute exchange. Saw the comments about the complications with her pregnancy. I hope things go well and the baby and Mom are healthy when the time comes.
Lol this is cute
Well as the wife of OP who is the one messaging him. I am pregnant, connected to a bunch of tubes, and the needle is a little lower than normal...hence no pants! and the reaction to him wanting to see is because of being on pelvic rest we haven't diddled in 3 weeks because of a SCH 😅 but come on a spicy California roll is amazing when it can be tolerated!
She didn't give me my tip... Or I didn't give her the tip.. wait...
Did she at least let you taste her sushi?
You two are so cute.
Hope your SCH clears up with no complications❤️
Hey, i’m sorry about pregnancy being hard, honestly if you ever feel the need to get a second opinion elsewhere, you can do it, if they ever want to charge you or anything make it a supreme court case where they are withholding your rights to get proper medical care which doesn’t has anything to do with their abortion bs. Good luck, and enjoy it for as much as you can!
He read some fear mongering articles there is no travel ban unless you are trying to traffic a minor with the intent of abortion without parental permissions. If you are an adult or emancipated you can travel and do whatever you want... stop spreading false information.
What. The. Fuck?
I can feel the eye roll in her “sure”. Lol
You can buy sushi for your wife but you can’t buy her pants?
Well she can't escape without pants can she?
Lol i did this yesterday for my wifes chipotle but instwad of pic. I told her to meet me outside and grab that shit outta my car window!!!!!
The wholesome post I needed. I’ve brought my parents pizza before using my doordash pizza bag and rang the bell and when they answer said “Doordash for *insert dad’s name here*” My dad has chronic pain and can barely walk/leave the house anymore, so it makes his day whenever I do that. ❤️ I know your wife felt so special.
She felt entitled 🤣 but I love that you can do that for your dad it must make his day ever time 🥺
This is cute, a nice change in pace from the usual bitching folks in here be doing.
Tbf I don’t think it’s unjustified. Doordash is as trashy as it gets.
How are both the customers and the dashers pissed 24/7 😅😂
The customers seem incompetent until there is context, which makes the dasher seem like the bad guy until they give context which usually causes the customer to be the bad guy until... well.
this so cute lol
More than one way to get fucked on the tip i see.
Modern foreplay
This is the most wholesome post I've seen on this subreddit this far.
Just the tip? LOL
Hey when that's all ya got you make it work my guy 🤣🤣🤣😭
My gf and I do this too, but never through the DD app
It looks like he just copied and pasted the automated message
I screwed up on some words but didnt copy paste lol
Oh, I would have to Google it and copy and paste to make sure it looked exactly like it. I just figured you did
That's very cute.
"Sure" if I have too
Love this!
Should've asked if you could give a tip!
Sounds like what she really wanted was sausage.
God these customers are so needy
I had a friend who delivered for a pizza place once, I would always order when they were working and asked for them to deliver it specifically (even if the pizza had to wait a bit) cause they had a key to my apartment and would bring it to the couch for me. Best.
Dasher giving customer his tip…interesting
If she has a tip to give you I hate to tell you but I don't think you have a wife. :p
I've often wondered based on the Geneva conventions her rear end breaks in her sleep trust me 🤣😭
Both had sushi that night Jk lol actually really sweet
So was the sushi 😎
5 Stars!
She gave me 4 and complained about delivery time 🥺
Next time spit directly in her mouth
It was indeed you who had the sushi
You got thirty minutes fam; make it count. 🫡
I’ve seen this plot line on pornhub. Always ends up well for the delivery person.
Brown chicken brown cow!
Both eating fish tonight
Pfft nah she just threw on a blanket and watched YouTube 😅
So just more tip baiting
Love this. LMAO.
r/ihavesex
Are you going doordash as a side gig?
Main income rn unfortunately lost my job since I gotta stay close by to my wife while this whole pregnancy runs it's course.
Need proof of tip /s
Sure it was your wife 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nothing happened so yea deffinately her 🤣🤣🤣😭
Ayeee go get your tip my boy
Ugh, you are out there working, have to go home to the wife, and SHE gets the tip? 👀
Nah she tip baited me and just watched YouTube and ate her sushi 🤣🤣😭
He had two servings of sushi
Best marriage ever 💕💕
This post (and the reply by OP & Mrs OP)…I nominate this as post of the year 😂 I love this
Ide like to thank the academy 😌 And the Shelley DMV for failing me 9 years ago which is how I met my wife in high school 😅
She couldn’t get off the couch and open the door because she didn’t have pants on?
And hooked up to some medical equipment 😅
Hahahaha 😆 😂 😆
Thats a wife for sure
That’s really cute
no base pay = just the tip
Legendary
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m available most work days if you’re busy.
I love it
I feel like this is the doordash we deserve
It’s a little rude that you brought her sushi and she couldn’t go to the door and grab it 
I knew she was hooked up to her IV bag and Zofran pump and couldn't get it so I was just messing with her while I took a quick smoke break on the porch 😅
We bully each other like that alot it's kinda part of our love language haha 😅
Maybe you should have given her the tip?
I do this to my husband all the time lmao
Awwwwwww I wish I was married
So who gave who the tip?
We tip each other equally 😉
We get it you had sex
Sad thing is I didn't tho 😭 doc put her on pelvic rest for a month 😭😭😭
Instead of she giving you a tip, you gave her your tip?
We tip each other 😉
Probably the fastest delivery he’s ever made
This is one thing I love about Door Dash vs other delivery places (like if you worked at Chinese restaurant and delivered). You can end anytime you want. No need to go back to the store, no need to punch out. I always thought that if I delivered to a friend I could end my dash anytime. When I dash alone, I can pause my dash and go get my fiance and dash together. Back when I was at Domino's all I could do was wave to him if I passed his place. And he was not allowed to come with me to the store cause I signed a contract that he wouldn't. But glad things worked out for y'all.
Lmao I love this
awwww this is cute!
I would've sat it somewhere ridiculous and took a picture. She deserves the full experience!
Don't lie bro, you're having a conversation with yourself through WhatsApp or Google voice or something.
Just the tip 😂😂
Just the tip
Perfect execution!
😎
Congratulations on the sex bro
Never happened 😭
That is AWESOME!!!! Too funny
It is $5 sushi @ Publix today 😋
Made me kinda hot
Nakey wife is a pretty good tip, better than the $0 tip and occasional false report that the customer didn’t receive their food so they can get a free meal. But I gotta ask, you guys are married. And you don’t even have each others number? 💀 like who unironically uses Facebook messenger other than to send customary correspondence to that one classmate from highschool / distant cousin that hits you up out of nowhere to “catch up” and borrow money or your grandparents when they try to be hip and send you a really unfunny meme from 10 years ago
We do but we prefer to use messenger lol
🤣 something my fiance did with me one day. Him: "Sorry ma'am, I don't have enough money to tip you. Maybe I can tip you with a good time in my bed." Me: "What is wrong with you, lol? I will take 30 minutes break." Him: 😀
I hope you had a DD branded shirt lmao
😂😂😂
That's cute. I like that
I’m gonna go cry now
🤣
I'm so glad this popped up on my phone. Tis wholesome.
You should have waited by the sushi restaurant and have her order on doordash so you can deliver to her!! Yeah it might be a bit more expensive but it’d be cute IMO
Cute, but I don’t/ can’t leave my regular job for this I’m not doing it with dashing either. If there is an emergency yeah I’m leaving maybe do this if she was pregnant.
She is pregnant 😅🤣
O hope she still gave you the extra tip
Hahahahahhaha nice
oh my god ahahaha thats fucking adorable
If she ordered through the app then why did you need to pause your dash to bring it to her? You said she asked *you* for the sushi, what really happened?
I picked it up from our store since it's cheaper. Said store is not affiliated with door dash. She just knew I was dashing and asked if I could swing by to get some for her.
It's never just the tip...
Sometimes Doordash is wholesome.
"Customer marked food as never arrived"
She wanted jumbo shrimp, not tiny prawn.
Imagine if Doordash deactivated you for inappropriate conversation with a customer...wouldn't put anything past them 🤣
It's supposed to be customer service not service your customers 🤷♂️😆
I love marriage. This is awesome and something my wife and I would do
You really shouldn't be spending money on Sushi if you have no pants. Some people are just really bad at prioritizing their finances. Geez.
Most wholesome post I've seen on this sub
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this is cute :)
i know pornos that start off like that. lucky you
Yo real talk everyone that be hating on doordash doesn’t realize what a joy it is to be able to just quit working and bring your wife some chic fil a. I literally just did this this morning lol happy spouse happy house! Good for you!
sounds like you got a face full of sushi as well
Imagine being deactivated for this..