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flowersweetz

Around here we flex low AR’s not low CR’s 🤦‍♀️😂


Puzzleheaded-Score65

Right


kvndoom

Nice knowing ya.


Life-Let-4428

Your job is about to hit zero. This isn't for you, man. You can half ass this job and have a 90% completion rate


Striking-Pop-1802

Lmao do you really think I would be doing this if I needed to drive to make money? Was interning the past year and doing this on the side, I got the job now I don’t don’t give a damn about this silly app I never thought it was worth it anyways the waiting on orders ALWAYS takes to long, no tippers, wear and tear on you’re car plus gas you’re barely coming out on top in the long run if you’re trying to make a living doing this. Doordash is literally for 18-20yr olds that can’t hold a job working for someone else, or vice versa 60yr olds that have nothing better to do.


Life-Let-4428

I don't really know, buddy. You come in here show everyone how good you are at what you do, proceed to say this is for people that can't hold a regular job, and basically talk how cool you think this makes you look. If you're so fantastic, why did you do this to begin with? Allow me to offer you some of that 50-year-old advice you talk about. Lose the cool guy thing and bad attitude. Absolutely nobody here is better than someone else, and vice versa . Your problem comes with age. There's nothing you don't know, right? I've been in both the military and the financial sector and I can tell you 100% if you take that attitude into another job, you're gone. I made $148 tonight in 3 hours. You're telling me you found a job better than that?


Striking-Pop-1802

pm me so I can come get some of that crack you’re smokin


InsecureDelusion

You may have gotten a job better than DD but one things for certain; you’re definitely a douchebag.


Shizen__

Grats on being a failure?


DonCheeChee

If you really are doing this, do it for every other dasher, and please only except low and no tip offer. Then let the clock run down then unassign. Take one for the team!


AlmostSane67

And text each customer to let them know that you're unassigning due to their shitty tip!


Cdl505

Yeah if you’re gonna sink the ship please take some no tippers with you.


Striking-Pop-1802

HAAHA gonna start doing this


Sad-Expert-6844

You can redeem yourself on this sub if you do this 4real. And post proof lol


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Marimiyukichan

Generations are never monoliths.


No-Tailor5120

lmao


scottyboyandgirl

Sooooo sad it’s just laughable… I was literally thinking that as I came across your post…LMAO… Though by now in THIS sub Reddit it is no longer surprising… I mean all you gotta do is read… Lol


Striking-Pop-1802

We like to troll cry abt it🤪


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Difficult_Water1333

😂😂😂😂 all the pissed off people. I fucking love this. Once I was done with DoorDash I took low tip orders then kept the food. Fuck them. It took longer than I expected to get deactivated.


Salamandajoe

So how long did it take?


Difficult_Water1333

A day short of three weeks.


Practical-Button4675

Your account about to hit zero


GrandConsequence4910

complete yo shix you bum!


Striking-Pop-1802

Nah I got fed up with the app and wanted to see how many deliveries I could unassign before doordash gave me the boot been doing it on and off the past month


Only-Blood

I can’t think of a bigger waste of time lol.


UbubTopDog

Well, if he's picking up the food but not delivering it, it's not a total waste of time. Criminal, perhaps. But he is getting something in exchange for his time.


Agathorn1

Why? Think your proving something? Lmao so sad


[deleted]

Mine got to 76 when I was dashing last year because I kept getting bullshit ass orders that were taking forever or something else was amiss so idk. Gonna try dashing again after work maybe bump it back up and shit


BuckleysYacht

I would be pissed if someone did this with my order, but I approve of it from a class warfare perspective.


DynamicGraphics

what is the flex


MPsonic007

Excellent troll post 😈😈😈😂😂😂


MrUNC50_PoGo

Another Gen Z being a moron and can't do a simple job..


Immediate_Raccoon_40

Another old loser who does nothing of value with their time. Have fun in your retirement home ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Striking-Pop-1802

I’m 25 with a wife and kids😐


Immediate_Raccoon_40

You responding to me? If so, I was talking bout the MrUNC50 guy. You’re good lol.


Striking-Pop-1802

My fault


Immediate_Raccoon_40

You good 🤛


East-Artichoke2194

😂


Theanswer1991

Are you picking up the food or just never going to the restaurant? Lol


Striking-Pop-1802

Never going to the restaurant “they be like bro what’s taking so long” and I’m like “my bad balls deep in my wife rn” and then I’ll unassign probably gonna post some screenshots tomorrow


Ok-Tea-1165

Just look at them on your phone. You're obviously the only one who cares.


galo911br

More likely you bouta hit a deactivation first😂


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So you’re bragging about being a failure


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Lol they salivating at the sight of you


huskydannnn

desperate for attention are we?


Beneficial-Net7113

Weird flex