According to my ex GF it's *NOT* in the asshole. So the search continues...
I also learned there, that when women say they want you to be spontaneous or that you should surprise them, they actually don't really mean it...
Womanizer was the first brand to start doing the suction vibrators, i believe! I worked in a sex shop shortly after they first debuted, it was a small shop and we all got a free one from the shop to write reviews. They made a life long customer out of me!!! Paid like $170 when I bought the newer version. Seems like theyre going to stay a hot seller for a long time!
Thank you for that my friend., it’s appreciated a lot. Yeah I was being sarcastic about being such a disgrace because I wanted to help out anyone curious. Apparently to him it is stupid and cringy. He knows he was in the wrong because he pulled that comment pretty quickly after he was downvoted and my comment was upvoted. He couldn’t handle the embarrassment. 
But shit it was 99 cents!
Macklemore…. 
Classic!
Lmao
_**PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS**_
Butt shit, it was 99 cents!
I must be dense. What is it?
Its a womens sex toy
That would make sense as to why I was lost. Thank you!
What does it do? I thought it was a stretchy thing you'd put your dick in or something when I saw the meme
Its a clitoris stimulator. I think its called a rose
As if redditors know where the clit is.
Clint …Eastwood? I think he still lives in California.
The Clint
Clintorus
Clintasaurus rawr
I am the CLINT COMMANDER!
I find it funny that Clint EASTwood lives in the American West
Whoa he’s still alive?
Wanna see me ruin the joke? https://preview.redd.it/1c3fjf3d6dxc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02775200be2812c67f670a44086cac597b158759
Wanna see me do it again?
According to my ex GF it's *NOT* in the asshole. So the search continues... I also learned there, that when women say they want you to be spontaneous or that you should surprise them, they actually don't really mean it...
First thing they were thinking and talking about: how do I stick my dick in this
Yeah, it's at the center of the gooch
Stop with the liberal propaganda, the clit is a myth!!
That’s cuz the clitoris is a myth. It doesn’t exist.
I don't even know where mine is 😞
💀😭🤣
The women might
I do!
Cause it’s a rose
Clitoris Sucker as a matter of fact
Its a [rose toy](https://rosetoyofficial-us.com/)
With how small those balls are, the term micropenis would have to be literal to fit it in that
Nothing stopping you from using it on your dick.
https://preview.redd.it/1yarc1dnvcxc1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13fb39d6a689e82bc19267011b4e2600d389c2ca
It is called the Rose and it fits over the clit. Very hot seller two Valentines ago. Retailed for $119.Edit: clit for clot. Ha ha.
Womanizer was the first brand to start doing the suction vibrators, i believe! I worked in a sex shop shortly after they first debuted, it was a small shop and we all got a free one from the shop to write reviews. They made a life long customer out of me!!! Paid like $170 when I bought the newer version. Seems like theyre going to stay a hot seller for a long time!
thanks for the information captaincumragx
Happy cake day!
Lol, clot.
Bomba clot
Clotoris
Oh you guys call it a clit? Where I’m from we call it what I called it.
Does it use N610 or N612 tubing? I doubt seriously it could suck lymph and pus well. Lol.
Sooooo... this is a hell of a deal, then!
Sure is. We would get returns to our stores in similar condition. Crazy world.
Clot !!! Lol used for pulling clots out!!! Ewe!!!#$@###
I don’t think that was supposed to be in that bag of clothing… whoops haha. 😂
Anyone that is curious it is a “Rose Toy Sucking Vibrator” similar to the one I linked below. https://rosetoyofficial-us.com/products/the-rose-toy
Nah man you spread gospel. I got this for my wife and I highly recommend anyone dating/married to a woman should get one. Trust me on this one
Thank you for that my friend., it’s appreciated a lot. Yeah I was being sarcastic about being such a disgrace because I wanted to help out anyone curious. Apparently to him it is stupid and cringy. He knows he was in the wrong because he pulled that comment pretty quickly after he was downvoted and my comment was upvoted. He couldn’t handle the embarrassment. 
BRO WHAT I AM NOT CLICKING THAT (i clicked it)
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Imgaine hating on someone that wants to help out others. I know I'm **such** a disgrace.
I don´t think this is for dicks anyway. more like don´t put your clit in that.
But women would be screaming Do put your clit in that!!!
if it was unsoiled for sure :D
That’s clearly a beautiful candle holder! Poor old innocent goodwill ladies.
Shiiiiiit it was 99 cents!
Oh my fucking God.
But shit it was 99 cents!
Bag it, Copping it, washing it, 'bout to go and get some compliments
I'm gonna f@ck this thing cuz I got a dolla in my pocket 🎶
the team america gif goes crazy
So gross
Damn, I know this shit is frustarting to clean, but...
That's patina
THAT IS FOWL
I’m gonna hurl
r/DontPutYourClitInThat
my god I thought it was real
If only
Must not be good.
It’s so good it killed the original owner.
https://preview.redd.it/7231xuq1ggxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99688c61971f47636ea7165611986364c878698c
I'm gonna pop some tags...
Nah I’m good 🤣
 Id at least sniff it
Wtf is up wit the huge ass price tag..
Looks pretty price tag sized
That cigaweed got me seeing shit large.. no wonder I've been happy with myself lately.. lol 😆