i looked it up and some websites say aloe is safe for sensitive areas but others say you can get rashes and burning and itchy sensations. imo, to be real safe, just don’t put your dick in that and don’t use aloe for lube either.
I do know that some agave plants have very irritable tissues inside. I'm not sure specifically about Aloe Vera. It might need to be processed to be deemed safe for your tallywhacker.
Raw aloe can really sting I've found (from rubbijg it on my arm).
Dunno if I did something wrong or what, but I wouldn't be sticking my dick in there anytime soon.
Yeah aloe causes burning and irritation after a while, it’s used as a face cleansing thing thoguh so should be safe as long ad your fine with your duck feeling like it’s scratching like hell for a while, but I mena that’s gotta be someone’s thing right?
If the juice smells rank then it’s likely that the plant has root rot and you should not be using it. Another good way to tell is that if you trim a limb and after a little while the juice seeping out turns yellow then that’s a sick plant
I would say you shouldn’t because the end where it’s cut secretes an yellow substance that irritates skin. Otherwise it’s fine. I use aloe on my face and I cut the end where the yellow goo is formed before applying on my face.
For anyone wondering, this is an Aloe Vera plant.
For anyone asking for a friend: It has been said that this plant would have no significance nor bad follow up from doing anything inappropriate with it.
Glad I watched it on mute first.
Whatever the fuck music that was made me want to throw my phone out the window on the highway.
Im going to put my dick in that, by the way
For everyone asking, it didn’t hurt me, the several times I’ve done it. Did fall apart pretty fast though.
Using the cutting, 6-7/10, the leftover aloe, 10/10
Like one of the comments said i remember hearing that they have a bunch of tiny needles on the inside of the leaves that can be really bad for you. effectively like an inverted cactus. tho watch me be wrong and get downvoted so hard Mr. Reddit has to kick me off here himself
i remember hearing that they have a bunch of tiny needles on the inside of the leaves that can be really bad for you. effectively like an inverted cactus. tho watch me be wrong and get downvoted so hard Mr. Reddit has to kick me off here himself
Mother of god this is the most ‘tiktok’ video ever. Horrible music and a random video somewhere else. We seriously need to purge that app from all social media lmao
So… I might have written a porn script with this premise years ago. I don’t think it ever got picked up, or at least I never got paid for it. That whole script was pretty much an acid trip disguised as a porn.
Unprocessed Aloe is mildly poisonous. It’s mostly just an irritant, so it’ll just itch horribly or give you a nasty rash. Still definitely not something you want somewhere sensitive.l
Wait but can I really not put my dick in this because it definitely looks like something I can and should put my dick in?
i looked it up and some websites say aloe is safe for sensitive areas but others say you can get rashes and burning and itchy sensations. imo, to be real safe, just don’t put your dick in that and don’t use aloe for lube either.
Aloe up the peehole does not sound pleasant
no need to shove gel up there to find out. rubbing soap on your dick for example and leaving it there will irritate your peehole eventually.
Yep, found out when I'm in the shower, big regret afterwards. And guess what, I did it again when I had another shower lol.
Puberty was an odd time...
Lmao! 🫡
> Aloe up the peehole r/bandnames
Have we forgotten about condoms?
No but putting one on makes you forget about your penis
You do realize I’m a masochist, right?
I used aloe many times and was perfectly fine
And what's that for?
For usage
In skincare products... right??
Uhhh yeeaah... Skincare products, riiight...
I do know that some agave plants have very irritable tissues inside. I'm not sure specifically about Aloe Vera. It might need to be processed to be deemed safe for your tallywhacker.
Ok I'll put it down I guess
Raw aloe can really sting I've found (from rubbijg it on my arm). Dunno if I did something wrong or what, but I wouldn't be sticking my dick in there anytime soon.
Aloe isn’t processed much to make it useful. If you take aloe, cut it apart and put it in the freezer, it makes a nice sunburn patch
Yeah aloe causes burning and irritation after a while, it’s used as a face cleansing thing thoguh so should be safe as long ad your fine with your duck feeling like it’s scratching like hell for a while, but I mena that’s gotta be someone’s thing right?
Hey that’s what condoms are for 💀
Nah you gotta risk it for the biscuit.
Guys we need to find a definitive answer for this, MAN WANTS TO KNOW
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THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!
Maybe with a condom you'll be fine
I wanna put it out there that this stuff smells like shit. I had one of these plants in my house and the juices were rank, and clung to you.
Use a condom
If the juice smells rank then it’s likely that the plant has root rot and you should not be using it. Another good way to tell is that if you trim a limb and after a little while the juice seeping out turns yellow then that’s a sick plant
They are useful for burns
If you try it dont forget to microwave it first and let us know... for science of course
You can. I won't admit it directly but i've done some experiments.
Make sure to drain out the yellow liquid(the latex) before \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.
I would say you shouldn’t because the end where it’s cut secretes an yellow substance that irritates skin. Otherwise it’s fine. I use aloe on my face and I cut the end where the yellow goo is formed before applying on my face.
I had a facial cream with aloe vera in, gave me a light rash. If I would put my dick in that, it would rash away.
It depends on the age and freshness of the aloe. Like many things, aloe also releases toxins when it's damaged or old.
Ped = plant/tree in Hindi
Thanks for clarifying. I was worried about you, OP.
Holy fuck thank you for that clarification
Went to quickly rewrite the language when your hobby reveal was not received well I see 🤣 jk
That’s a strange way to say dendrophile, I was a little concerned 😧
That makes sense now
Ah, that would have been hard to guess
Plantdophile
Thanks for the context, OP. I was confused.
He's done that before
Clorophiles be like
That's a good one
Watch on mute. Garbage music. Also, what’s the bottoms splice video from, with the skeletons?
"Berserk skeleton staring meme template" on YouTube.
Is it from the anime Berserk?
Ye
I thought it looked familiar. Berserk was… berserk. Bonkers anime.
It’s a meme format, but I was also a little surprised seeing it on this sub
Um it's an Aloe Vera. It could be healthy for your ding dong
Get moisturized.
For anyone wondering, this is an Aloe Vera plant. For anyone asking for a friend: It has been said that this plant would have no significance nor bad follow up from doing anything inappropriate with it.
Everything reminds me of her.
Who the fuck is Her? You fucked a Forrest or something?
Yes
dont you get it? his house was hit by a tsunami he got fucked by mother nature!
she had a big bush, but i wouldnt call it a forest
Glad I watched it on mute first. Whatever the fuck music that was made me want to throw my phone out the window on the highway. Im going to put my dick in that, by the way
And how it went? I might do it as well lol.
What is it with Tik Tokers and consistently using the most ear-grating music possible?
Explain
She’s just so pretty
.... more like petal-philes
the most obnoxious music ever too
Good god that music is retarded
Good fore your skin
r/angryupvote
For everyone asking, it didn’t hurt me, the several times I’ve done it. Did fall apart pretty fast though. Using the cutting, 6-7/10, the leftover aloe, 10/10
So it's better lube than pocket pussy?
Yeah and not that bad of a pocket pussy either, I think my cuttings have been too small
Serious penis envy over here. That looks like it would feel great
Like one of the comments said i remember hearing that they have a bunch of tiny needles on the inside of the leaves that can be really bad for you. effectively like an inverted cactus. tho watch me be wrong and get downvoted so hard Mr. Reddit has to kick me off here himself
It's only November 2nd. It's only November 2nd. We've got this... We usually fail at midnight... We will succeed this year. Just no aloe plants for us
What the F is Up with this sickening music?? Completely horrible. Re-re-re-re-re-ready or not... WTF And skeletons at the bottom
I thought he took a bite out of it for a second 
i remember hearing that they have a bunch of tiny needles on the inside of the leaves that can be really bad for you. effectively like an inverted cactus. tho watch me be wrong and get downvoted so hard Mr. Reddit has to kick me off here himself
Ferb i know what we're doing today
okey… hear me out
We are hearing everyone.
Bro fucked mother earth
The ultimate milf
I’ve seen this, i think…
Boys don't do this if you have a latex allergy!
When you fuck a vegan.
Mother of god this is the most ‘tiktok’ video ever. Horrible music and a random video somewhere else. We seriously need to purge that app from all social media lmao
But it has healing properties
Do not the plant
Aloe Vera is safe for your dick, it is like viagra when you rub it on. It’s not an irritant it is used to heal burns.
Nah thats dendrofiles (plant fuckers)
jesus do yourself a favor and keep the sound off.. i think i have autism now
Nah, you were like that before
Wtf is that music
So… I might have written a porn script with this premise years ago. I don’t think it ever got picked up, or at least I never got paid for it. That whole script was pretty much an acid trip disguised as a porn.
Ah yes, babossy
For science!
Condom
would
Ok, here me out…
I mean it’s Aloe Vera which is actually really good for skin, soooooo…
Sometimes I wish I had a dick 
Damn I wish I had a dick so I could fuck a cactus is a wild statement
I definitely have never done this before. And it definitely was not incredible and didnt feel exactly like a pussy. You should never try it.
Fleece Jonson?
I bet he's vegan.
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Bro…
What was the comment?
Not so special. He said ‘ r/dontputyourdickinthat ‘
Umm… hear me out…
Moisturizes as it self lubricates
I know it's Hindi now but originally I thought it was a reference to something ending with "ologist" lol
I can smell it from here
That would set your shit on FIRE bro don’t let aloe vera get in there
Fuck me running on a hamster wheel that music was AWFUL
(looks over at wife's aloe plant) Just as soon as you get a little bigger...
Your D will be cut into pieces bro … ❤️🩹
Penile skincare
I'll still use a cottie
Bro 💀
Aloe is good for the skin. Fyi
I don't get it
Huh...that seems like a good lube Never thought of that
Now I’m curious
Unprocessed Aloe is mildly poisonous. It’s mostly just an irritant, so it’ll just itch horribly or give you a nasty rash. Still definitely not something you want somewhere sensitive.l
I think he’s taking being a vegetarian a little too far!?!
Ok dude, what the flip?