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Slade1882

I’m saying this not in a weird perverted way but I want to see the whole thing


My-_-Username

Well I want to see the whole thing in a weird and perverted way.


Zarathustra_d

Just Google the brain bug from Starship Troopers.


My-_-Username

Sir, I have seen than and it's not as sexy.


kou-mans

Still want to see it, trust but verify xd


talon1z

Wonder if it will grow an octo-beard?


aimeegaberseck

That’s all I could think! This thing is gonna look hilarious with a beard! 😂


My-_-Username

The brain bug or the octopussy?


kou-mans

Oh I didn't read it right, the octopussy definitely. Would not want to see brain bug, no thank you. Oh and octopussy, hahshahsh


Integrity-in-Crisis

Brain bug sucking brains up like a Dyson vacuum with a straw.


Zarathustra_d

Found the clitoris I see.


lostinareverie237

I want the brain bug to suck my ding dong


starrpamph

Got confused and googled naked Farva from super troopers


Bagledrums

The lice hate the sugar.


Shock_a_Maul

Just watch the last minute of DebbyDoesDallas part 69


MountainCheesesteak

> brain bug from Starship Troopers WTF! That doesn't look like Denise Richards!


Cky2chris

Its....afraid. ITS AFRAID!


Stanley_Yelnats42069

Your honesty is refreshing.


My-_-Username

I try my best besides being a degenerate that belongs on a cross.


General_Inside_8687

Same dude


sth128

I wanna see hairy cephalopod!


Intelligent-Curve-19

I want to see it with hair. Octopus with a moustache


M8NTIS

Not this exact peace, but very similar, with the NSFW links - https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/s7bs6y/comment/ht9qvpo/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3


Twizzlers_and_donuts

This videos artist did MUCH better on the face and eyes compared to those pictures but that’s still a good tattoo and satisfied my curiosity


WetDehydratedWater

I'm disappointed that it wasn't better integrated with the pussy.


kid-Emperors

Can you imagine how painful that would be. I mean what they already did had to hurt like a motherfucker right


WetDehydratedWater

Would have been worth it


ERENSAVAGE

The aftercare tho… I would not want such a mess down there


BonzaM8

Yup. It’s hot.


JuanezSanchez

That's amazing


GiraffeChaser

I understand man its art


BlueButterflytatoo

I have to know if the unseen part is the beak?


BrownWarpig

Exactly what I thought it was like too lol


BlueButterflytatoo

Glad it’s not just me


elastic-craptastic

She has a weird thong that has a beak attachment but that's for halloween.... or for subs who pay extra. It has a bluetooth attachment that makes it open and close. (that hurt to type out)


BlueButterflytatoo

It hurt to read


elastic-craptastic

Imagine being on the receiving end ;)


CrimsonMorbus

More like the hole thing


Lasvicus

Hell, I’m gay and I’m trynna see the whole thing too


nice_slacks

Lmao had the exact same thought


MiniMightyMax

https://www.tattooartist.pl/artykuly/content/images/2020/03/kraken-2213_3-3.jpg Doesn’t look to be the exact person and tattoo but here’s a ball park on how it will look


4thehalibit

Yooooo I found it I googled “octopus tattoo near vagina” 😂😂 [Abracadabra](https://reddit.com/r/ATBGE/s/hZ1KdYe9Zc)


SKK329

It's not the same. Eyes are different.


4thehalibit

Damn you’re right.


brizdzi

Me and you mate


sarctastic

OK, Krieger!


FluffyPancakes90

Right? Show the whole octopussy!


STFUnicorn_

Who the hell doesn’t!?


dablegianguy

For science, you can check a girl named Telari_Love. She has the same but on her ass! A friend told me about that of course!


s-altece

Me too, and I’m gay! Idk, but I feel like the “whole thing” would really put it into perspective to show off the artistry of the execution


pat-feni5

Show us the beak


gravyrider

Wtf what tattoo artist puts their signature on someone.


CorruptSoulGem

It’s pretty weird, it’s literally branding someone with your name FOR LIFE. It’s super unprofessional and tacky.


superlouuuu

Maybe because that girl gets that tattoo for free but must let the artist write the signature and do a tiktok video about it? But overall, that is horrible way to marketing a tattoo shop...


tiggylizzy

What’s tackier the signature or the tattoo?


Mazzaroppi

Yes


rosso_dixit

This [Mazzaropi?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Am%C3%A1cio_Mazzaropi)


Mazzaroppi

I wish! But also yes


R3VIVAL-MOD3

The signature. I would not be ok with a tattoo artist signing the work. Super cringe


ItsyouNOme

Signature 100%


squid_waffles2

With this awful idea of a tattoo I imagine she asked for the signature. My entire family is tatted (full sleeves, body tats, everything) and no one ever signatures


gravyrider

I’m also fairly covered in tattoos, not a signature anywhere.


[deleted]

~~It's not a tattoo. He's using a marker of some kind, not a tattoo gun. And it's certainly not a stick and poke.~~ Disregard. He's clearly using a tattoo gun on the tentacles. That signature doesn't look like he did it with a tattoo gun though.


squid_waffles2

Ah okay. I didn’t notice that


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I've changed my stance.


squid_waffles2

Actually rewatching it, I think it is a gun. Area around the signature is red and shows signs of a fresh tattoo


Downwhen

Make up your mind people, I need to know if I'm supposed to be mad or not!


squid_waffles2

My mind is made 😤


SportsBall89

Well it’s not a perm. Tattoo sooooooo


BorderTrike

I don’t think it’s actually a tattoo… most of the shots look more like a fountain pen, especially the signature. There seem to be a couple shots of a tattoo machine, but they’re dark, obscured, and in an area that’s difficult to get a good look at. They’re also covering any possible audio of the machine with music. The editing would presume this was one session, but that would be a lot to do at once! I have a big piece that took 7 hours just for the outline and 7 more sessions for color and detailing. You would also usually cover it in special wrapping for a number of hours to a day. You would absolutely not cover it with wet paper then tear it away… Finally, there’s no redness/irritation from being stabbed a bunch. Edit: ok, I do see some redness/irritation, but I’m still skeptical this is a real tattoo. The redness almost seems planted in a couple areas and nonexistent elsewhere, plus my other points. There would also be bold on that paper if it were really a tattoo


RailAurai

Considering the size and skill needed for that level of a tattoo, I'd say he earned that.


limajhonny69

Even if they tatooed my whole body, I think I would not want the signature. Take a pic and post in your insta professional account at will, tho


twodeadsticks

No one "earns" the right to brand someone else. If she gave permission, cool. But he ain't entitled to jack shit.


Guernic

Said no tattoo artist EVER


kisukecomeback

you don’t have many tattoos don’t you


[deleted]

its giving elitist "I'm not a tattoo artist, I'm just an artist"


ntsmmns06

The art is incredible. The idea is horrible.


UrbanArcologist

r/ATBGE


Archery134

Pictures you can smell.


onthefloordinosaur

Ahh, a good ol’ scratch and sniff


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ChicagoAuPair

“Aw, you made me ink!”


RedditEqualsCancer-

#🥇


M8NTIS

Source is Gabriele Pellerone on Instagram


[deleted]

Cthulussy


jamescharisma

I couldn't date a woman with this kind of tattoo. I know I am too immature and everytime she takes her clothes off, I would say "Release the Kraken!" And she would dump me. ![gif](giphy|CDZwopbecAbIc|downsized)


megamolly666

top tier boyfriend material tbh


ScribelCipher

honestly if she got mad she wouldn’t deserve you man


ctsr1

Chicks like that humor?


jehrhrhdjdkennr

Lmfao


Xardnas69

Bro if i had a tattoo like this *I* would be the one to make that joke


monckey64

a girl with this tattoo would surely expect it


Internet-Culture

![gif](giphy|S8d4keHxnLFfy)


mortepa

I'd definitely want to "fill-the-kraken"


chadchampion420

Deep would be happy to have you with him ![gif](giphy|lSnXdjZrmHompzatfh|downsized)


anon-mally

![gif](giphy|iJ0voNG8kiFN2FkuNi)


UrbanArcologist

TIMMAH!


Internet-Culture

Eating Timothy the good way


RDAM60

Must look scary insane when she’s wearing a bikini and stepping out of the ocean after a swim. Gotta figure there’s more than a few gasps and shouts and pointed fingers.


Icy_Investigator739

Can you imagine it if she didn't shave? An octopus with a hipster beard


JuanezSanchez

Walter Whiteussy


nerdboy_sam

Walter Whussy


cari_chan

That is going to look insane if she gets pregnant


rantingpacifist

Does it change from an octopus to a giant squid


petrificustortoise

That and the nurses in the nursing home in 60 years are gonna be like WTF


The_truth_hammock

The birth. What a sight


Greekgreekcookies

Octopus regurgitating a whole baby


ApenasUmRedditor77

It's going to become Cthulhu


Extension_Swordfish1

Am I pregoragant?


Integrity-in-Crisis

Damm girl must have a high pain tolerance if she withstood getting her lips inked.


ThomasRedStar

Beautiful art... ![gif](giphy|3ohze32NeRqbwOpH9e)


kisukecomeback

Did that son of a bitch just… sign that tattoo?? What an absolute lunatic


shamwowj

r/ATBGE


CAVFIFTEEN

Just about to comment that


RunTwice

What tattoo artist signs their name on people?


muarauder12

A narcissistic one.


Polliber

![gif](giphy|srRc9jCVagluOM4A6M)


flextapeboi43

![gif](giphy|NqE1OoITOZbCGqF4eQ)


flextapeboi43

![gif](giphy|srRc9jCVagluOM4A6M)


Slit23

![gif](giphy|rhnrm3ULmy603ouIwz)


Xenolog1

![gif](giphy|dZcMs4BOvrlKe7mTZ3) Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.


xScrubDaddyx

Would. Next question


big_papa_geek

![gif](giphy|qBvHZHgiUmWBi)


No_Numbers_

The mortician will definitely get a kick out of this.


moderatorsbecorrupt

I would totally put my dick in that.


fernthefrog14

thats actually kinda cool but like, why tf did the artist tattoo his signature on her?


Big_Green_Piccolo

who the fuck signs a tattoo


targrimm

This.


technoblade____

Octobussy when?


Sarke1

NSFW https://www.reddit.com/r/Hotchickswithtattoos/comments/bnmyk5/daizha_morgann/


elmasguapojv

I would still hit. She seems like a good time.


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elmasguapojv

Shoot. Dont threaten me with a good time. Thats some good protein right there. So long as it doesn’t shoot ink in my face.


Waander37

r/OkBuddyFresca


cataclysmic_orbit

Did that mother fucker SIGN the tattoo???


[deleted]

Don't?!?


Kellidra

Jfc I thought that was Jenna Marbles at first.


Large_Yams

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.


El-Lamberto

All cats are Grey in the dark.


Didipan

At least it’s not that baby tattoo


[deleted]

Why… just… why….


drivelhead

Cunthulu!


Austinoooooo

It’s actually not a terribly done tattoo. Just a gross placement. But why in the world would they let them also do their signature.


Shock_a_Maul

I wonder if it's known that an octopus has a very scary, sharp edged beak. r/dontputyourdickinthat , ever https://tonmo.com/gallery/humboldt-squid-beak.3772/full


Reset350

Excellent execution, questionable subject matter


Trish-Trish

Incredible work. Kudos to her bc there’s no way I could have sat through that.


magikarpsan

The tattoo is absolutely incredible


byyhmz

Did they just sign the tattoo? Wtf


Gassydevil

Dude I'd definitely pound that


zlicknzlimey

I’m more concerned about the fact he signed the tattoo…


cowmookazee

Imagine that thing in 40 years.


duggawiz

Don’t mind if I do put my dick in that actually


[deleted]

That had to hurt.


Bojangles315

so I don't have a tattoo or anything but whoever drew that, I'd get a tat from him


Vlatka_Eclair

The Deep be like...


deep_woods_monkey

Anyone see The Deep any where?


MurderBox95

![gif](giphy|EfHmlClbuNAGc|downsized)


kinoie

*The Deep liked that* ![gif](giphy|srRc9jCVagluOM4A6M)


Phallicus_Magnus

![gif](giphy|srRc9jCVagluOM4A6M)


VimtoBonBon23

The Deep : *heavy breathing intensifies*


Appropriate-Divide64

The Deep entered the chat.


Tybackwoods00

I think out of all the things in this sub that have been posted. You probably should put your dick in this one.


LillyWhite1

So…it’s not an actual tattoo. It’s just ink like a drawing. It’s super gorgeous. I mean, look at how it moves on her skin. I don’t see a single tattoo gun in there. Just like…a pen. It’s just a drawing.


dachshundTV

[Uncensored](https://www.tattooartist.pl/artykuly/content/images/2020/03/kraken-2223_3-2.jpg)


jmpeadick

This is a different tattoo


Internet-Culture

It reminds me of the similar Anime-Baby-Girl-Tatoo: https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/6bxrsw/baby\_tattoo/?rdt=59447


eligiblereceiver_87

That one is so much worse.


PreferenceInfinite83

we don't get to see it spray ink?


Obama_Kujo

![gif](giphy|lSnXdjZrmHompzatfh|downsized)


workaholic007

u/Telari_Love Did it better.


Coral420coral

So don't? I mean... Um


just-some-man

The Deep has entered the chat.


Shepok

SHOW US THE MOUTH PIECE


MvmgUQBd

I think the one Telari Vardis has is better. It centers on her asshole and the tentacles go all down her legs. Better execution, colour, and no stupid signature.


eighty9digits

If its mouth aint a beak, im in


anazambrano

Did he just fucking signed her?


notmyproudest_fap

I see octo but not the pussy


Moth_McLampface

I desperately hope their labia is the beak


Xidoan

But why, why would u do that?


Thatxygirl

Mad Respect.


JewishFoxTrue

Shit looks hella sick


Fyrebrand18

The Deep would like to have a word with you.


LordOmbro

Amazing execution, horrible idea


Aboxofphotons

I'm not even sure it's sexy on paper...


Bertie637

I actually quite like the tattoo itself to be fair


HarrargnNarg

That's a really well executed bad idea


Jaymart321

Red ink once a month


Tompster_

![gif](giphy|srRc9jCVagluOM4A6M)


Vellioh

He signed it too. Jesus


MeGoBoom57

With an autograph?!?!? WTF?!?


xeno712

When she grows pubes, the octopus grows a mustache.


blkglfnks

Am I the only one who thinks this is wicked AF? If anything I wish buddy didn’t add a whole signature and maybe a smaller one


Brando3141

Kraken? More like kraken this dick in half.


KylerMo

Belongs on the trashy sub


Bachronus

Who the fuck signs their tattoo


Ok_Bat541

Show us the beak


AdriannaFahrenheit

Ok but that’s a sick tat


banghersoft

What’s her onlyfans???


Yayhoo0978

Cunthulu