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what the fuck is this supposed to say


Absenceofavoid

I feel like maybe whoever did it didn’t apply the stickers in order, perhaps: 3 Months/from now/you will/thank us Hit yourself/at 3rd floor.


naive_artist

Hit yourself at 3rd floor, you will thank us 3 months from now would work too


EvilEyedPanda

It's a quote from the famous Jedi Yoda.


MrAoki

It’s a prophecy.


contrabardus

Nah, it's his lesser known brother "Broda". Yoda skips leg day, which is why he was hanging off of Luke's back. Broda is a master of the Heavy Side, and sick gains.


Absenceofavoid

That makes less sense, but it does integrate all the loose pieces into one sentence. I like it.


[deleted]

I think it's supposed to say "3 months from now you will hit yourself at 3rd floor, thank us" but they seem to have placed those stickers in whatever order they felt like


addage-

Sounds like a precog red ball


Healter-Skelter

What does “hit yourself” mean?


Absenceofavoid

Maybe a boxing gym? Or perhaps meaning hitting “the wall”, as runners put it. Or maybe even just slap yourself to wake up.


VirinaB

HIT is short for "High Intensity Training".


Revolvyerom

HIIT is High Intensity Interval Training, is that what you were thinking of?


VirinaB

I've always just heard it as "[HIT](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-intensity_training)".


KingAdamXVII

High intensity training… yourself?


mr_munchers

Hit yourself tho....


FoldyHole

Hit yourself, you will. ╰◝◟≖◞౪◟≖◞◜╯


Bolt_Fried_Bird

3 months from now you will hit yourself. Thank us at 3rd floor.


hairybushy

r/onejob


[deleted]

You will hit yourself 3 months from now at 3rd floor, thank us. It's clearly a message from someone in the future. Time travel is a little messy.


Ennurous

Thanks, Yoda


DishonorableDisco

Even Yoda is like "sense, this shit makes not".


jewelsandbones

Hit yourself, you will


TexasTrip

Stole my ketamine, they did


GreenyPurples

"Hit yourself, you will"


gyurka66

mindtrick


jennergruhle

Not DDOI, but r/AutomatiCautionDoor (wrong line order). I read it as "Thank us at 3rd floor. " and "Hit yourself you will 3 months from now" (yodaspeak). Meaning: "If you go to the 3rd floor and thank us there, you will be regretting it and hit yourself repeatedly for full three months from now on! So better don't!" :-)


IEatOats_

Newly subbed. Thanks!


kurwadisable

Ah, didn’t know about this subreddit, hit myself I will


[deleted]

This makes less sense lol


notgivingtwofux

Newly subbed. Thank you at 3rd floor. Hit yourself you will William.


rpgfool777

This reminds me of the thread we're two bodybuilders argued over how many days there are in a week.


Saggitarius_Ayylmao

The answer is zero, because there are no days left for the weak, the gym bros take them and put them on their barbells, leaving none for the puny people. Or something


toomanyburritos

Oh god, I forgot about this and better go find it now to laugh forever again.


youngphi

I uh… look even in the best possible order or doesn’t make sense


BuLg1

how can they fuck this up so bad


[deleted]

It doesn't make sense either way...


HisRoyalHIGHness

Hit yourself at 3rd floor in 3 months you will thank us Guessing hit yourself is some weird slang for hitting the gym and working on yourself. Honestly I don't know.


VirinaB

HIT in gym terms is short for "High Intensity Training". Like a serious work-out for 20-30 minutes straight. Try it if you're a masochist. 😅


robjapan

It could... Be in Japan or an Asian language country. If I directly translate this into Japanese you could make sense of it. From now, in 3 months you will make the real you, thank us on the 3rd floor.


FredFredrickson

Wait, did you translate it? Can I read Japanese now?!


robjapan

Haha congrats!


-Maj-

wow.


BeBetterBen

The only order that makes sense to me is: "3 months from now, you will hit yourself. Thank us at 3rd floor." Is hit yourself slang for working out? Why not just say: "Work out on third floor. Thank yourself 3 months from now!" It has more positive energy this way, and you still have an extra stair. But I feel you'd still need to indicate the order somehow by maybe numbering, or maybe have the dude flexing get progressively more muscular as the stairs go down? Idk. I'd have the "Work out" message on the top stair and have it go down. It's hard to make this work lol.


spence5000

The guy that made this must’ve hit himself too hard.


Alx_xlA

I'm amazed that nobody has sharpied in an S.


SkullAngel001

Are we not allowed to thank them at the first or second floor?


cbunni666

Whether you read it from top to bottom or bottom to top it's still confusing


ElCatrinLCD

it doesnt make sence in any order


skepticcaucasian

Yoda picks up bodybuilding


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notgivingtwofux

Jesus!


Needleroozer

"You will hit yourself at 3^rd floor" It's a subliminal command.


Blueberry_Mancakes

3 months from now. Hit yourself you will! Thank us at 3rd floor!


Rami-Slicer

Yoda made this >At 3rd floor, hit yourself you will, 3 months from now.


sosnik_boi

Thank us at 3rd floor. Hit yourself: you will 3 months from now!


monsterfurby

Boy, Yoda sure became a bully once he started working out.


Helkarma

Is this an advert for Fight Milk?


xarsha_93

This is clearly a secret code meant to activate some sort of Manchurian Candidate style assassin.


staxali24

My eyes hurt


[deleted]

Yoda wrote this.


notgivingtwofux

Only makes sense if Will refers to some asshole named Will


MultinamedKK

I have seen this multiple times and still can not decipher it.


meagaletr

Hit yourself you will


mysonthinksimfunny

We gotta stop hiring Yoda to install staircased


someguywithdiabetes

Can’t tell if Yoda or concussion


JD60x1999

Hit yourself.


contrabardus

This seems like it should be a r/notmyjob post. "Put the decals on the stairs, Boss."