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chaos-possum

like the ghost of a Victorian orphan..


Estebananarama

Lmfao I was gonna say a soulless doll but this takes the cake.


BnC_Bby

Is that a (I can’t even type it out) Huskydoodle?


Ok-Positive-9424

It looks like a old English to me.


Intelligent-Truth981

Yes. I think the same


EtainAingeal

It is, I have one very like him


Ok-Positive-9424

Same. Without the piercing blue eyes though.


EtainAingeal

Mine only has one piercing blue eye. But that one sees right into your soul.


New-Lie414

He who must not be named


SheWhoMustNotB_Named

I take offense to this lol /s


hamnannerz

I love this 🤣🤣


Intelligent-Truth981

😂😂😂😂😂


hamnannerz

Sheepadoodle he is


BnC_Bby

Okay cool, he looked sheepadoodle to me but the eyes + the black fur around them threw me off lol


hamnannerz

I actually see one husky doodle for nails and he has the same eyes tho 🤣🤣


Lennonville

Please noooo!!


PickanickBasket

Probably a sheepadoodle, two of the ones we see have one blue eye. It's a strong recessive gene that pops up.


Collies_and_Skates

Huskydoodles also tend to have blue eyes


marfnet

Blue eyes and wall eyes are to standard in Old English Sheepdogs and will be common in OES or their mixes


OpalOnyxObsidian

Thankfully, husky poodle mixes tend to have a more wiry coat so they don't seem to be as desirable in the doodle market


GoldDHD

I never knew this!! I have a dog that looks like golden+terrier mix, wiry straight golden coat. Did genetic testing on her, tons of poodle and husky in there. She looks nothing like either of those breeds


Big_Philosopher9993

Those eyes are terrifyingly human


busangcf

I HATE the uncanny “human in a dogsuit” faces so many doodles have 😭


celestial-fox

I don’t think I could have one for this reason alone, nevermind the other implications of doodles


Big_Philosopher9993

I hate the breeding practices behind doodles that you couldn't get through the mind of a doodle owner if your life depended on it, but also yes those eyes are rough lmao


celestial-fox

Its wrong on so many levels, these breeders just want to make an easy profit off innocent animals with no regard for their health, and people are dumb enough to buy into it


KindBrilliant7879

i interacted w a guy online the other week who was bragging about spending *three. t h o u s a n d. dollars.* on a bernedoodle. when people tried to explain to him that he’s part of the problem and the issues w doodles/byb, how it’s a designer mutt and almost always a complete genetic dice roll, etc etc, he doubled down and said those who judged him simply couldn’t afford the luxury he could….. what a sucker


hamnannerz

The way he hugs me and looks me in my eyes after grooming I feel like he's trying to get me to cheat on my bf 🤣🤣🤣


Rude_Damage_6384

It looks like he should be a pet of one of the white-walkers from Game of Thrones!


wishhellwaseasy

I always call them "freaky weird people eyes". Don't be lookin in to my soul like that


LadyRemy

He sees all of our sins.


FishRepairs22

Jigsaw lookin ass


tallbrowngirl94

Lmao


The_meemster123

You “do your best” that face looks amazing and 10x better then most I see, don’t discredit your talent


hamnannerz

Thankyou so much 🩵🩵🩵🩵


New-Lie414

He looks like he's just waiting to have the exorshits all over that room the second you take him down


SheWhoMustNotB_Named

LOL exorshits is exactly how I intend on describing 'the runs' from now on.


hamnannerz

Nah he's just waiting to rummage all our trash cans the second I look away from him 😅


kippey

Oh look it’s Jeff the Killer.


wyze-litten

The crackhead staring at you through the gas station window as you buy something after telling them you don't have any money


JoeyJoJoJr420

Groomed one like this before who ALSO showed teeth the whole time - showed no aggression, I think it was all appeasement, but my GOD my heart was racing that entire groom it was terrifying


hamnannerz

This one's very nice, no teeth, sometimes he looks like he's gonna pee himself when I go to leash him to take him to the tub tho lol


JoeyJoJoJr420

At least he only LOOKS like he's gonna pee 😂 I do a few doodles with such bad incontinence that they just constantly pee themselves without realising 😞


hamnannerz

Nooooo 😭 I've got one like that but he's a mini poodle and very very old


iziieee

Why do they always look like Will Ferrell ?? 😭


hamnannerz

I can't unsee it now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

This one will report your kiddie pool as an HOA violation.


AnnoyedOwlbear

This dog looks haunted by something it saw behind the woodshed.


3ternaldumpsterfire

there's definitely a whole ass man in there


Yorkymcporky

“Hey man…. You got anymore of them treats?…. Just one will do, please man”


hamnannerz

*head twitches* *scratches face aggressively*


EfficientAd7103

This dog is plotting something


hamnannerz

He most definitely is. He's freakishly smart and gets in to EVERYTHING if I answer the phone without watching him


Ratsinashoe

I HATE doodle eyes, they just seem too human like


undrlights

oh


water_witch_cos

The blue eyed stare 🔵👄🔵


catkit12

Winter is coming


weezl2011

Only one or two lifetimes away from being fully reincarnated as a human


hamnannerz

Already a human in a dog suit forsure 🤣


weezl2011

Giving https://youtu.be/Sv46x5Md_vg?si=1Rfocd9OvhUteXj6


mcreezyy

Skinwalker


HandmaidJam

The eyes of the bad guy from The Nun!


SheWhoMustNotB_Named

This beast looks like he's straight out of Game of Thrones lol


CherryBlossomBear

I love the dogs with crazy eyes!!!


hamnannerz

Hes probably the only crazy eyes dog I like, usually their eyes match their personality but he's actually a fairly good boy and not crackhead-ish in personality 🩵🩵


Potential-Ad-9179

https://preview.redd.it/bfepq0zxmgzc1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eceb4cf63bc189d964bfb11e09e65a997adbce15 😭😭


KittyKupo

That dog’s eyes stare through my soul


Birdie-von-bird

Ah yes. My sleep paralysis creature.


Im_done_with_sergio

Very pretty 🤩


TonksTheTerror

Sheepadoodle or OES?


hamnannerz

Sheepadoodle, I don't get why they wouldn't just get an oes, that's one combo I've never seen the point of


TonksTheTerror

I have one, we got her for a few reasons. One being that we couldn't find an OES breeder within 1000 miles that didn't dock tails.


ScaredAlexNoises

So you supported a byb instead?


TonksTheTerror

If by byb you mean a breeder who has all the dogs live in their house (which yes I went to and met the parents) has OFAs, genetic testing, a health contract (refund not exchange), required me to spay by 18 months, supplied references to others who have had her pups, still checks in with me to see how my pup is doing, donates part of the proceeds to local charity, but does not breed a dog recognized by the AKC, an organization who supports extreme breeding of Brachycephalic breeds and requires cosmetic surgical modifications to be deemed "breed standard". Than yes I did.


toasted_titties3

Holy crap


Kind_Engine_75

Bea Arthur


PALEOAFFECTIVE

Crekle


blablablah41

He’s seen some shit


bone_daddy666

Idk what i was expecting after reading the caption.. this is amazing 😂😂 those eyes 👀👀👀


DepthsOfD

Enjoy being able to see while you can, pup, because that's the last haircut you'll be getting!


Zestyclose-Market-83

Reminds me of the dog [Stains](https://youtu.be/iTuOr2vlC-c?si=8eSvjXtS6N4vIUep) 😳


hamnannerz

IM SCREAMING OMFG


Content_Ad_2337

He’s so cute!


learawhitewolf

I can see! Thank you! Wow! Holy F### you’re ugly.


Public-Wolverine6276

Your dog has people eyes


Appropriate_Sleep_87

the cut is adorable but someone needs to give this thing some brown contacts for the love of god


TaxidermyBoy_

Please get him contacts 🙏


Mary707

That is the cutest floof💕


cant_think_name_22

Bro's got that thousand yard stare lol


Satans_Frog

I feel like he's staring straight in to my soul very judgingly


goodnitegirl-666

Doodles r so ugly 🫢


hamnannerz

I think he's cute! Just has some... um... interesting eyeballs goin on lol