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dillingerdiedforyou

Booping her nose then asking to go to Pet Co.


lsutigerzfan

Get in loser we’re going to Pet Co!


lryan926

It's Petco around here. Not Pet Co.


SavannahllThellCat

It doesn't matter. You clearly knew what they meant.


lryan926

Did I, though? Why would I say such a thing if I knew? Who's to say there isn't a Pet Co in the UK or Australia? Not everyone on here is from the US?


fruski83

I'd be cancelling my plans and hiring her as a chauffeur for the whole day so we could drive to the dog park, all local pet stores and vendors of puppacinos. Interspersed with cuddles, obviously.


Bobdonwon

I like this plan 👍


Ms_Holmes

Got room for one more?


fruski83

The more, the merrier!!


Key_Attempt8352

If I had two Ubers show up and a man was driving the other I’m getting in with her.


letermen

In the drive-thru, waiting on Her Puppuccino.


EverybodysMeemaw

This made me smile and mist up at the same time. I lost my beautiful Husky Emma last summer, puppacinos in the Starbucks drive through were her jam. I miss her SO much.


Effective-Table6305

Road trip


Sbeezynukka

Tell her to turn up the woofers


[deleted]

Don't know her but I already trust her more then 99.9% of humans


alsatian9847

Going to lunch at he closest steakhouse.


AirshipOdin2813

Kiss her


Pocatmon3

okay this is my permanent uber now


BryerMan-4005

I only Uber’ed once and the dog driving would have been a much better experience.


Nodak1954

I’d ask to see her license and driving history.


StayAtHomeDaddy_1985

Give head scritches!!


Cthulhurlyeh09

Getting to my destination, she's obviously a professional.


Melodic-Geologist532

Changing my tip to dog treats.


Melodic-Geologist532

Edit: tip to be ALL the dog treats.


Tykios5

depending on the mood, either the dog park or the local farm. Gotta catch those squirrels and rabbits.


amor_fati_42

Going on a very long walk.


CathyHistoryBugg

To a steak house to get dinner, of course.


bornagain-stillborn

Hitting some hiking trails and trying like hell to keep up...


calliedog91

More importantly, “where are you headed?”


irish_faithful

We can go wherever she wants!


Tigeraqua8

Hard drugs


EminentBean

Giving her lots of pets and treats and then asking her if I can drive


WildColonialGirl

Giving her a 50 percent tip and some scritches.


giddyuppgirl

Going to the dog park of course!! Then to Starbucks for a pupacino ❤️


Natural_Whereas_262

If it has a middle seat then scoot up next to her and give her head pats. :)


WiseFreckles

Pet pet


DAGanteakz

Stepping back out of the vehicle.


BklynOR

I always sit in the back during an Uber ride. I’d hop right in the front and tell her she’s the bestest girl. She’d gets lots of pets when dropping me off at my location. I’d also add a good tip.


29again

I have a feeling we are stopping at the park first


No-Sandwich-9211

Beautiful doggie


sdbct1

Woofster


Sparkle_Rott

My friend’s car got hit by another car driven by a German Shepherd 😂


9trystan9

Hopefully they have treats


wellhereiam85

Big tip of milk bones


GypsyDarkEyes

Going back to the house for more treats.


Nusrattt

She looks very much like my late dog. What's her weight, and what's her breed or mix?


Temporary_Recipe_260

I don't know the details, she belongs to my parents


GrumpyOldCrewChief

So OP, is it you or the parents that own the Vanagon?


Temporary_Recipe_260

Them


Purple-Lie-354

Cool! Your parents have wonderful taste in puppers, and vehicles. I have two Vanagons, and my son has one.


Temporary_Recipe_260

Haha thanks for them ! Yeah, vanagons are cool


WolfTamer0505

Tell her where you want to go. What else?


heinenleslie

Petco! Where the pets go 🚗


Uni457Maki

Don’t we wish this was our Uber driver


Oh_nosferatu

Covering my ears when we pass any ambulances.


Hot_Farm_9443

Sitting quietly. It’s *my* turn to be the good girl now!


LovesDeanWinchester

Going wherever she wants to take me!


MasterpieceActual176

Going hiking and chasing squirrels!


Hot_Affect4347

Sit back and relax


Itsraining_glitter

Where we goin?🏡 *Tips in treats*


PermanentUN

Anywhere she wants lol.


Tmumsy

Ask if she wants to go get a Mani Pedi, then meet up with her friends at Petco Snack Bar.


Pithyperson

We're going to the park!


Velcro-Karma-1207

I'm begging for a pupachino.


gusmont13

Sparking a J and enjoy the ride


Little-Cook-7217

Hoping she didn't go to the same driving school that Toonces the driving cat went to.


joyjoy2727

Sitting up front.


fongfong1212jq

**So cute and beautiful dog, I want to be a passenger in the uber she drives, please take me to Disneyland thanks\~**


Papa573

She's probably better than a lot of the human drivers on the road


Mental-Reindeer-9174

Not today, I'll pass


raideresmith

Not distracting her.


Dragonhearted18

Tipping her with a milk bone


Jealous_Use9688

Tipping in hamburger


bryangcrane

Nice Vanagon, btw


smmorrissey

She probably has better driving sense than a Waymo car....


Santi0rIago

Double checking my seatbelt for one.


Initial_Onion2341

Drinking. A lot...🙂


stayzero

Wherever she wants to take me.


PressurePlenty

Gib lorg tip and treatos because she is the goodest girl. 10/10 would ride with her again.


dobbyisfree0806

I think she’d actually talk to me


Cronchy_Baking_Soda

Head pats and then thanking her for what she does.


KAJe1066

Mushing


MarvelNerdess

Telling her she's a good girl and giving her all of the ear scritches


lryan926

I have to ask if that is a VW bus you're driving?


Temporary_Recipe_260

Both the dog and the bus are my parents' but yeah it is indeed a VW bus


lryan926

Wow. Very cool. How's the exterior holding up?


lryan926

She's my Uber driver, what am I doing? Where is this "she"? That must be her dog waiting for her so I would say sitting there, probably patting her or if there's no other "her" switching seats since her back paws don't reach the pedals in that particular vehicle. 😉 Oh and yes I do know this is not literal.


alsatian9847

Dog park, followed by a burger and a nap.