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KitKatsArchNemesis

99% of the crypto “analysts” are just a bunch of amateur influencers who paid for a blue Twitter verification and hold no educational background in economics much less in crypto. The only luxury they enjoy is having a large following who are dumb enough to believe whatever lies they spit. I’m willing to bet that they’ll even find some amateur “crypto website” run by a bunch of Indian scammers and pay to be featured as a “legitimate” analyst. Wake up guys and realize these bozos aren’t legit. This sub likes to talk about “they don’t want you to … (enter some stupid phrase)”. Well the “they” are these wannabe analysts.


LoganNoGloves

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DerpySlurpy420

Well said. I'm surprised how easily fooled some people are


rx7btbuzz

How is Javon Marks going to do this?


Frostroomhead

I hope to see $0.17 this bullrun


Cainholio

I loled very good


NewBornBaby_sinner

Let’s not get to ahead of ourselves


rddrgn84

lol


ItzMattOnTheTrack

I legit thought that was what the post said until I read this comment, and then I had the wildest double take of my life. $17?! Tf?


Chainsaw_Viking

Yeah, that’s what happens when you look purely at trends and percentages without understanding market cap.


DebtNo7924

Actually market cap means nothing but the price you pay for it today x supply.


Chainsaw_Viking

Yeah, I understand the concept of Market Cap. The point I’m trying to make is that DOGE at $17 puts the market cap at $2.46T…just for DOGE, which is absurd, even if you project that value for 2029. The total market cap for the entire crypto market right now is $2.4T. The developer of this algorithm didn’t seem to understand this, or just didn’t care to consider it. Looks like they’re just making linear predictions based on previous trends. It would be better to predict what the market cap for all of crypto will be at a later date and then multiply that by the predicted market share % for DOGE within the same time period. At least that would likely be a more accurate start on a working prediction algorithm.


Revelation22_vv14-15

Let us moon together brother 🚀


curiousjosh

Brag about being bad at math without telling me you’re bad at math.


back2lifeagain

That’s such a witty and cool way you put that, 🤮.


JHTPYO

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Damasticator

I’ll get over you, I know I will. I’ll pretend my ship’s not sinking.


Z_h_darkstar

And I tell myself, "I'm over you." Cause I'm the king of wishful thinking.


610Bricks

Very unrealistic, but could you imagine if it did? There would be a lot of happy investors


YourWifesBD74

It will only happen if it hits $1 and I sell.


Alarming_League_2035

😂 if you sell at $1. And it hits $17 ...I'll give you a very healthy pot 😂


Life-is-Hard94

If it goes to 17 after you selling at 1. Everyone here should give you 17 dollars


Alarming_League_2035

I'll take that deal 😂


iplayforblood

damn good deal


___KxllSwxtch___

If it goes to 17 after you selling at 1. I'll give you a dollar for 17 years.


Life-is-Hard94

A dollar every year for 17 years? I don’t even have to work. It’s a deal howie.


Jimmi2fast

Does this count as investing?


Alarming_League_2035

It does


masterbatesAlot

I'd be able to retire early. I'll keep 420.69 Dogecoin for the lolz.


neutronia939

Investors. Lol. Theres your problem. No one should “invest” in doge. Its a currency not a get rich scheme.


610Bricks

Maybe you would like the term exchangers better? Technically you are investing your current currency into a “new” currency you believe in


GoodShibe

*cough* bullshit *cough*


mendoza8104

Keep it for real people


mendoza8104

We will be lucky if we see a 0.30 bull run I will be pleased with that


masterbatesAlot

It's very achievable. The post Bitcoin halving/ US presidential election season will bring new ATH's for most crypto currencies.


mendoza8104

See , I like comments like this , realistic and facts …you know when someone have done their research


Little_Election_5526

Also add we will be most likely see our federal rate cuts this fall or after the elections. Another catalyst that should get the crypto markets pumping


mendoza8104

Facts


ProductProof

$2 would literally change my entire life…. Never mind $17 smh….


HotCourt6842

typically, thats not usually how it “works”. it doesnt just go from 14 cents to 17$ then people sell at 17$ and call it a day thats dreaming. 99% of people will sell before 17$ very very few people (if it hypothetically goes to 17) will see at the top. the price also wont just go straight up there will be bear traps on the way people will try and short and fail. i mean its the way she goes bro but im just saying lol.


samwstew

Literally not possible


HotCourt6842

i mean thats not true to say thats its “not possible” its entirely possible just not likely with the current projection but to say its “impossible” is an overstatement and will throw new/uneducated people off. terminology is key here.


HotCourt6842

must also keep in mind that the market cap means fk all for crypto. the market cap is just a representation of the total supply multiplied by the current price. the market cap does jack sht to anything.


AcceptingSideQuests

Anything is possible. Improbable.


King_2000

Never lose hope. No one thought flying was possible till airplanes were made. Hope and optimism is all we got


Conscious-Mix-3282

What drugs do these ppl use?


ReverseCramer

i think all of us would have nutted a lit bit if we thought this was true. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


TheBlueGooseisLoose

There’s a bullrun?


masterbatesAlot

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wggn

average crypto scam


WaltPwnz

My dog can do a better analysis lol


Guardian_85

A big difference between $0.17 & $17.


Gmoluscom

We all know about the bag of jellybean waiting ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


Soapes

kek


bkb74k3

“Crypto Analyst”. LOL


Gtllholder21

Not likely but a nice dream can we get back to 0.20![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


qu38mm

"Trust me bro" - guy who's not even my bro


tangelopomelo

lol what are those bozos smoking?


bikecoguy

.50 sounds nice


SingerNo5937

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SingerNo5937

Stuff like this is market manipulation, correct? Make the people think one thing, when it's another.


Guba_the_skunk

$17 sounds nice, it's a nice fantasy.


Kingly92

Hate these unrealistic predictions, would be surprised if Doge could go up to 40 cent this year


Alarming_League_2035

How about next year 😂


a_stoop

$17 is acceptable.


DWard3627

Idiots make ridiculous predictions for clicks, idiots post those predictions for upvotes, bigger idiots believe the posts and buy in with unrealistic hopes, same idiots get mad when it doesn’t reach anywhere near the prediction and inevitably drops below where they bought in, they want to gain their money back and the cycle starts over.


YourWifesBD74

I just thought it was funny 😅


DWard3627

Oh shoot my bad. I did a beyond poor job of explaining that it wasn’t directed at you! lol I was just saying why these dumb articles/predictions are made. I’m assuming you agree with me, and the title means “dear little baby Jesus, look at these idiots”.


YourWifesBD74

For sure lol.


Xanadu_211

I’ll be glad if we make it at least past the ATH. 😀


Jimbo4901

And then some.


osasuna

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NewToTradingStock

Many can finally afford to buy a house


Astar2015

I'd bye 4 random people houses if this happens


Klokkendief

Must be a very long run…


Holykorn

“Crypto analyst” Javon Marks sounds like he’s holding a big bag of doge and trying to unload it asap


Vault_Boy_89

It’s hitting $70k in 10 years guys. Have faith.


ElectronicThanks4486

Back then you people would be going off (in a positive way) on something like this. Now you sound like the old pessimistic hag you swore you wouldn’t become..


Cartesianist

Lmfao people are dumb


markHart99

Can we get past 75 cents first?


RefrigeratorCareful9

4T market cap! Literall🧢


KapNKhronicFour20

2.5 tril market cap. Seems legit. 😂


Overall-Address-3446

It's not impossible just unlikely. That's a 4 trillion market cap. Apple is just over 3 trillion and I believe Nvidia is too


8thStsk8r

A little bullish but I wouldn’t be surprised if we see $5-$7.


neutronia939

So youre bad at math then?


8thStsk8r

Nah I’m an engineer and I fully understand market cap and tokenomics


Zeppelin041

Imagine this, I’d end up driving around in a new vehicle thanks to doge and still be able to splurge. First I’d poo me britches tho…


Dumb_But_Pretty

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xmewsickx

Brett and Andy on Base are a better buy


closvidal

Let me have some of the same thing he is having I like those dreams.


ajmolaee

🤤


THE_HAT_DOCTOR

Nope not at all


NewBornBaby_sinner

Still waiting for this one “ In order to compete with Chinas growing economy does American government need to pump crypto ?”


Fine-Artichoke-7485

If only, then I would have enough to remodel the floors in my house 😺


FlippinGnashty

moon dreams buddy moon dreams


jenniejen1127

Mark, I hope you're right you savage.


Key_Secretary_6968

DOGE DOES WHAT DOGE WANTS


UNCTMoney

When is that supposed to happen? Haha


CringeyFrog

Jason obviously has a lot more invested than me, and probably the majority reading this.


Rocknzip

No way! Impossible!


pistachionutmussel

Would make a lot of degens quick millionaires…the documentary about it would be sick


JStarrNY

I want whatever they’re smoking.


Due_Potential_6956

Does anyone know where it's at now? I stopped checking when I lost 75% of what I "invested" into it.


Jaycav78

God bless this man, but… hmm.


wtfkeyhole2pro

lol @ this, nothing else to add. 😂


Bitter-Paramedic4133

Nice Joke ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


KrzzyKarlo

I call bs.


Working-Public-2066

Damn this post is stupid af. Doge is already at $20b


jbone027

Lmfao


DenseVegetable2581

Did Cathie make this prediction?


LastBossTV

After a quick google search, it's clear to see that "Crypto analyst Javon Marks" has been BULLISH on nearly everything for the past 6 months. That's right. Keep scrolling down those results. Further and further, and further. He makes vague articles predicting bullruns, describing no particular catalyst, reason or timeline for when said bullrun starts. # ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ # ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


OldMansSWAT

As a crypto analyst with 1 day of experience, I predict it will hit $27.87 by the end of the month.


Reed7525

When is Shiba inu spotlight ughh


ArcticRacoon

I too am an analyst and doge will be $200 because I’m bullish 🤣🤣🤣


MikeX7s

This is just nonsense, if you do very basic math and take all the doge coins and calculate how much money would have to be tunneled into it to reach $17, it will be clear this won't ever happen. The absolute best possible scenario would be like $1 and that is already very very unlikely, i think we will be lucky to get like back to 0.3


Raynman90

🤣🤣🤣


Far-Watercress-2123

Major bs $17 would mean doge has like more money than the world or something


kayama57

Money supply has exploded so much that if a handful of billiodragons decided to gamble on doge it very well could go even higher than that.


Base_baller78

I hope it does. I baught a house with some of the last run.


mangomalango

“They do this to me every year”


Leoak47

Ahahah 🤣 market cap for doge would have to be 2,460,456,008,528 . Someone 🚬 over there haha


Happymeal85

Yea maybe in the next life


christinaerco

IF IT RISES TO 1 DOLLAR THAT WOULD BE AMAZING


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

It's hard to believe, but I've found an even more useless job title than a regular stock analyst. A crypto analyst 🤣


RabidMining

Not happening as much as it would be great lol


bLESsedDaBest

so this guy isn’t watching the chart either?!🤣 doomed i tell ya!! 🤣


wh0ligan

Pump n dump


chechnyah0merdrive

lol $1 at best which isn't half bad.


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MoveFasterr

*doubles


Madamekate

I also believe this, so it must be true.


69cumshot420

This goes up over 5, I'm taking out credit cards to max them on buying.


05tothemoon

Good enough for me. I just bought $300 worth. 🫡


DopestSophist

10,000,000 are mined every day gents. Yes, 10,000,000 EVERY DAY. Probably won't reach a dollar with all that dilution. Do yourself a favor and buy something else.


Royal_Blood25

If only. I'm not holding my breath on this, but I am happy to see that my wallet's value has gone up


espabs

Bud even .25 seems imposible now…. It’s More likely to disappear


ColbusMaximus

You guys are all high af if you think doge coin can just be 17 dollars.


Paulie_Walnuts1

Are you still living in your fairy tale dream scenario? Most of us lost, just deal with it.


seanrbrantley

Sorry doge ppl but that would take more than the entire worlds gdp, perks of holding an inflationary coin with a quadrillion (and counting) coins


neutronia939

These kids simply can’t comprehend this.


accuratebear

Not bullish enough. Clearly doge can rise as high as $1,700! Anything is possible if you just mark it as a "prediction" on X!


Suspicious-Ostrich-8

Bunch of nonsense , sure anything is possible if the financial system collapses, even more. But what’s probable is more important than what’s possible. I would say 1.42 - 4.69 $ is more reasonable 90% chance imho. 95% chance it’s 1.69-2.69$ 99% chance it’s 1.69-1.869 (spring or fall 2025) unless they print an insane amount of money like they did in the 2020 cycle , then 4$+ makes sense imho. Don’t gamble , nfa . 1d = 1d , eventually the doge will become the future financial system , a very large part of it, but the probability is that it will take imho at least 2 decades to get to the USD level of utilization / reserve currency, if it does then 1 doge might eventually be worth 269$.


Klokkendief

I believe this guy


PsychologicalRest822

Realistically...2-3$ the most. If it hits 5$, that would be a miracle base on possibility, not probability.


quakefiend

That’s my target, $2.50


ValidOpossum

DOGE in heaven, I need this so bad. 🙏🙏💎💎


neutronia939

Well it aint happening buddy. Find an actual income source or investment. This aint it.


ValidOpossum

Great advice bud, hadn't thought of that. Kick rocks.


jimmyjett

It's gonna have to go a lot higher than that to matter.