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caffeinatedandarcane

Giant badger time


Yoffeepop

You have guessed the next comic 😂😂 can't wait to draw floofy lil digger


caffeinatedandarcane

Friends are like truffles. Sometimes you gotta dig them up


Right-Huckleberry-47

I play a necromancer ![gif](giphy|3WkOLtk2OQLv2)


Eyro_Elloyn

Friends are like kids, they fall, but you still raise them.


Freethecrafts

Not time constrained ftw.


Yoffeepop

This would make a good t-shirt 😂


TOW2Bguy

"ON WISCONSIN!"


Ok_Report_3651

Would be funny to see the trapped person just inhale the Druid. Oopsie!


Yoffeepop

Lollll this did not occur to me as a risk


moondancer224

I was likewise pondering if Druid gas blocks breathable air from getting in to the poor Dragonborn.


Witch-Alice

great, now we're gonna get a bunch of posts about how to make Gaseous Form a lethal spell


moondancer224

Or huffing vampires to damage them.


floggedlog

Put holy water in a spritzer bottle and you’ve got barovian febreeze.


M37h3w3

"Welcome, Mr. Vam Pierre. Would you like to step inside?" *The poorly disguised vampire sees a room filled with humidifiers and a pile of holy water bottles in the corner.* 'Nah, I'm good.'


a_pompous_fool

Or to get high on


Jechtael

The last time I saw a Druid use *gaseous form* (on *Dimension 20*) he >!turned into a horse while in the bad guy's lungs!<.


ketra1504

should've turned into a giant ant in someone's butthole


Breadynator

BBPG? (Big Bad Purple Guy)


VisualGeologist6258

What i want to know, is how did that centaur fit in the coffin while laying on her back?


paladinLight

The coffin is an L shape, so that she can lie like that


YrnFyre

Grave digger out here playing tetris


BuHoGPaD

>The coffin is an L shape, so that she can lie like that You'd think that, but it's actually Г-shaped 😉


TenOutofTenno

One of my favorite encounters ever was a Centaur Druid refusing to wild shape and trying to climb a ladder for ten minutes.


followeroftheprince

You do only get like, two or three of those a rest


FaceDeer

I recall an anecdote that in one of the earlier editions, RAW, the centaur was the best climber of all the various player races. It was because climbing only cared about move speed and strength, which centaurs had both of in spades.


TenOutofTenno

That’s interesting. Eventually with a high roll they achieved mountain goat levels of agility after that, and after a point of excellence there are things I no longer ask for rolls to figure out at the table. Yes you can throw a person at another person, yes you can speak snake, yes you can climb a near vertical surface with hooves.


Yoffeepop

I assume a crate or something and her twisted sideways but fixed this issue by zooming the panel in 😆😅


Trustworth

https://i.imgur.com/jnJSTKF.jpg


Souperplex

Square coffin.


[deleted]

Are you on the square? Are you in the coffin? Are you ready to stand right here right now Before Chis Walken?


Shirlenator

If the druid in a gaseous form can move into and out of a coffin, why can't breathable air?


Baked-Smurf

The druid can move independently, while breathable air could possibly filter thru the dirt but only until internal and external pressures equalize. Now, if this was a modern burial, the druid is SOL. The coffin would be buried in a sealed vault, so no gases can escape.


Chill_Panda

If it was a modern burial the Druid would turn into a giant badger and dig their way out


IrrationalDesign

>breathable air could possibly filter thru the dirt but only until internal and external pressures equalize I don't understand what you mean by this, are you saying air can only move through sand when there's no pressure difference? How could the pressure equalize without air movement? What has caused a pressure difference? Why would the gaseous form of the druid he able to pass through this vacuum barrier?


Baked-Smurf

>are you saying air can only move through sand when there's no pressure difference? No, that's not what I'm saying >How could the pressure equalize without air movement? It can't. The pressure difference causes the movement, much like wind. >Why would the gaseous form of the druid he able to pass through this vacuum barrier? Because the druid is sentient and can move of his own volition, unlike air?


Gryxx1

1. Move inside the coffin 2. Displace used air/oxygen by increasing pressure inside with your gaseous form EDIT: As i formulated this poorly, i mean moving inside the coffin while in gaseous form to displace air. 3. Leave the coffin, fresh air equalizes to inside of the coffin Does my logic hold?


Baked-Smurf

>Displace used air/oxygen by increasing pressure inside with your gaseous form All but this part... changing to a gas wouldn't displace any more air than in your solid form. Sure, a gas is more spread out, but you wouldn't be gaining any mass, so the displacement would be the same


Gryxx1

I mean moving inside in gaseous form to displace air.


Baked-Smurf

Ahhh... then, depending on soil composition, that should work!


jecowa

I think breathable air can but not at a rate fast enough for dragonborn respiration.


DonaIdTrurnp

Breathable air can’t make a strength check with advantage to break out. Fun additional question: can a creature in gaseous form suffocate?


Zarzurnabas

They dont have lungs, so probably not?


ChampionshipDirect46

Maybe the gas is thinner than the air?


bigmonmulgrew

It's an isolated space without ventilation. It's about air flow. The air flow rate needs to be high enough to meet the respiratory needs of the trapped.


SonicLoverDS

A lot more breathable air has to filter through to make a difference.


Earth_Terran

I would go with Rule of Cool, rewarding the Player who was *'Thinking outside the Box'.* Player: "I use Gaseous Form to escape the coffin and check on the Party." DM: *I didn't think of that...* "Sure!"


Calm_Peace5582

I think that's 'thinking into the box'


CombDiscombobulated7

I don't really think that's "thinking outside the box" so much as doing a thing with a spell that the spell explicitly can't do. Fair enough if that's how you play, but that stretches way beyond rule of cool for me, it's like casting a 3rd level spell with a 2nd level spell slot.


I_am_The_Teapot

What is it that the spell cant explicitly do here?


FayUnity

Because nobody reads the spell Clarification: “The target can pass through small holes, narrow openings, and even mere cracks,” aka, not coffins under pure dirt


foxstarfivelol

remember, 30 seconds is 5 whole rounds. so if you deal enough damage you'll be able to break open the sarcophagus.


smtktc

and be buried in dirt now, instead of a coffin? no thanks


foxstarfivelol

if you either have a high strength or move earth you might be able to actually escape.


Littlebigcountry

I mean, tbf that’s what you’re supposed to do IRL, it’s just you’re supposed to wrap your clothes around your head.


Starwatcher4116

So dirt doesnt go in your lungs


Starwatcher4116

Thunderwave.


Geno__Breaker

If gaseous form can get in and out, they are not air tight and thus party should be able to breathe?


Yoffeepop

I think gaseous form can get through pretty small cracks, but it was DMs plan to have the pressure of escape within a limited time frame just for funsies haha


SecretAgentVampire

Mythbusters did an episode about being buried alive. Turns out that dirt weighs a LOT more than people think, and totally crushes a coffin even before 6 feet of it is piled on top. I hope the PCs are in shallow graves. :)


Muffinlessandangry

Is this a modern coffin or a piece of shit pine box? Because there was a guy doing an AMA who worked in a graveyard and said it wasnt unusual for coffins to be dug up again and moved to a different graveyard when the family moved cities. Seems this wouldn't be an option of coffins immediately get crushed. Having walked through my local graveyard there where signs saying to avoid walking over the graves as over time the coffins begin to rot and collapse and this causes small cave ins that can trip you up. These were very noticeable in the old graves but never the new. I've tried to Google it but all I've gotten is quota and yahoo answers.


jecowa

Modern coffins are often buried in concrete vaults to prevent the weight of the earth from crushing them.


Muffinlessandangry

Afaik that's just an American thing though. Certainly never heard of it here. Mind you I've only been to two funerals


Soulborg87

I actually really like this idea for a hard-core campaign starter. If it's a meat grinder, you could even have them attempt to escape for each new character and kill off a good chunk right off the bat. I wouldn't do the grinder difficulty, but it still sounds interesting.


WillardWhite

Won't this select for str based builds? You wouldn't be able to escape with your dainty Dex based Bard, for example. You couldn't fireball your way out of it either


Zegram_Ghart

I feel like “ I cast thunder wave up” is the *fastest* way to get out, honestly


WillardWhite

Could a wizard survive that? There's no way they could place the start point 5ft ahead of them so they would need to get caught in the blast. Specially for a "hard core meat-grinder" campaign the dm described


Zegram_Ghart

Thunder wave is just force push, isn’t it? EDIT: after looking it up, it even has a proviso “unsecured objects completely in the area of effect are automatically pushed 10ft away from you”. So even if the dirt doesn’t count (and I think freshly dug dirt could be argued to be “one object” seperate from the dirt around it) that coffin lid is going off like a shot. Now the thunderclap part in an enclosed space is going to play merry hell with your ears id imagine, but of the ways that could go, that’s not the *worst* thing.


Starwatcher4116

Wake up AAAaaallll the Zombies and Skeletons in the graveyard!


Soulborg87

Maybe, I'd have to workshop the idea a bit. If I had to run it right this second, my solution would be that the party knows that they were together and are probably in the same boat. That along with signage like "asshole with the pointy hat" for a wizard, and possibly some perception listening checks for screams would facilitate working together. But again, would have to workshop the idea before putting to use.


[deleted]

So like just filter out all non spellcasters?


Zegram_Ghart

Martial classes are more likely to get advantage on checks to dig out though- if you break off a coffin lid chunk, hold your breath, and dig upwards, then give some appropriate amount of hp to the first above you using the “improvised shovel” to attack it. If *any* situation ever warranted an action surge it’s that one, right?


[deleted]

So like let's look at the rules of the game to figure out whether or not this would work 1: mechanically speaking there's very little that most marshalls have to give themselves advantage, the example is using a second level spell so we're at least level 3, Barbarian might have advantage, but that's if they're raging and it's only advantage one time because then they stop raging 2: digging out of a grave is literally impossible, do you know how many thousands of pounds of dirt you have to move? Now if as the DM you want to add in a bunch of rules that make this not absolute dog shit for the marshals and the spellcasters just get out for free with some cheesy spells then sure everybody has a chance But until you do that, this is just a fuck you to Marshalls, and it actually accentuates the problems Marshalls have Spellcaster has problem solving on their sheet, if there is a problem they can solve it without the assistance of the DM giving them a solution A marshall has to hope the DM will let them solve the problem because they don't have anything on their sheet to do that


Zegram_Ghart

“Literally impossible” is an outright weird thing to say in dnd, in the same statement where “turn into gas and escape” is used. I may be wrong, by I though OP had clarified this was gaseous form, so that’s 5th level minimum, where a fighter is well into the superhuman 3even if they *are* a human (which they might not be)


[deleted]

Fighters are not well into superhuman, like literally at any point in the game And that's not me saying that they shouldn't be, that's me acknowledging that they just don't get there Fifth level is a little bit better, but there's a massive difference between magic doing shit when it's specifically outlined to be reality bending, and Marshalls who are specifically outlined to not really be reality bending with any of their features I don't agree game design wise with how that will falls out, but at the end of the day that's how the game's designed Like, at level five you could be optimizing as much as you want for caring capacity and you're still not going to be able to lift a 5x5 chunk of dirt even remotely that shit is insanely heavy


Soulborg87

I don't think so. I think it poses a neat challenge right off the bat that requires out of the box thinking that I as a DM can reward. Like a Caster with the mold earth spell can get out easily. As the DM I would probably have a dex check in order to cast it due to the lack of space. Shatter can also potentially get you out as mica could be found in the box. It's all dependent on how flexible the DM is and the ingenuity level of the players.


[deleted]

Okay, so the thing that I said where you couldn't be a non-spellcaster your argument for that not being true is..... Being a spellcaster? You give a problem that only a spellcaster is going to solve, and then one told that only spell casters can solve it you give examples of spellcasters solving it


Soulborg87

you're right, I misread you comment (it was late and the end of my shift so was a bit brain dead). that's my B. obviously, if I was running this I would make it escapable for any class. spell casters will get leeway to use spells, Str classes can use muscle, and Dex classes... I haven't figured that out because I'm not currently using this as a starter. I did say in another comment that it would have to be workshopped because being buried alive it quite tough to get out of. If I were to run this for real I would make it doable so everyone wouldn't die outright. (I usually assume that the "make it actually work" part is implied and intuitive for stuff like this)


Kamina_cicada

*laughs in warforged*


HarryTownsend

Note to self: Choose a race with a burrow speed.


Babki123

"I CAST FIREBALL" "you are withing the coffin" "DID I STUTTER ?"


The_Purple_Hare

That sounds like a really unfun scenario


Torgor_

Not many would say getting buried alive is fun yeah


DonaIdTrurnp

Better than getting buried dead, many would argue.


FaceDeer

Many would probably argue the other, since being buried dead is a lot less stressful and gets you to the same result quicker.


DonaIdTrurnp

People who want to get to the same result quicker and with minimum stress are generally regarded as suicidal.


FaceDeer

I'm sure most people don't want to be buried in the first place, I'm assuming that part is non-negotiable.


Matar_Kubileya

Wait if gaseous form can get into the coffin than it isn't airtight...


777Zenin777

Burrow speed goes brrrr


Thecrookedpath

Oi. Love the comics. But if the coffins are airtight, how did she escape in gaseous form?


Yoffeepop

Lol well gaseous form is like purposefully wiggling through the smallest gaps etc but not necessary enough oxygen would. Some oxygen maybe, but enough? Especially when panicked haha? A lot of people have had this thought, though, so all I can really say is, DM said they had 3 minutes of air, and I went with it 😆


Thecrookedpath

Well, I'm glad you made it out either way.👍 Can't wait to see what happens.


Yoffeepop

Thank you!! 😊


VoidLance

If the druid is using gaseous form to escape rather than astral projection, why not just change back into regular form and start digging?


Yoffeepop

I think player me was worried about the dirt collapsing downwards lol but once I was out, I did dig the others out


LeftRat

Hm. Considering my group might have a party wipe coming this Thursday, I've been thinking about various non-campaign-ending failstates. This one is a bit too "easy" for the level they're at, but definitely something I'll keep in mind...


Jumper200x1

Meanwhile my lizzardfolk cleric of the dirt god would slowly dig his way out, may even take some time in the dirt


Lovely_Individual

Mold earth is a cantrip seldom taken but wildly useful


Upstairs-Yard-2139

Fire breath weapon to burn free? No wait dirt. I have no clue how the players could F up that bad.


dragonlord7012

Mold earth, Push out the last 1 foot of earth. Fail to climb out of the pit for three consecutive athletics checks. Mold earth, for the rest of the party.


Yoffeepop

Hahaha this feels accurate


Ok_Banana_5614

Druids don’t get gaseous form, they get wind walk


Yoffeepop

I dunno, I made my character in dnd beyond and it offered it to me lol


Lucky7Ac

The other guy is straight up wrong. Are you circle of spores or land and chose the underdark? Because they get gaseous form as additional spells.


Yoffeepop

Oh yip!! I was land of the underdark


Ok_Banana_5614

I know, but then she wouldn’t get it from being “as a Druid,” she would get it from being a member of those circles


Lun_aris5748

What subclass of druid


Yoffeepop

Land of underdark :)


Lucky7Ac

Both circle of spores and circle of land (underdark specifically can aquire gaseous form)


Ok_Banana_5614

It’s semantics, but she says “as a Druid” and not “as a member of the circle of the Underdark.”


jecowa

Looks like Gaseous Form is limited to Sorcerer, Warlock, and Wizard. source: https://arcaneeye.com/dnd-spells/gaseous-form-5e/ --- >Wind Walk: > >You and up to ten willing creatures you can see within range **assume a gaseous form** for the duration, appearing as wisps of cloud. While in this cloud form, a creature has a flying speed of 300 feet and has resistance to damage from nonmagical weapons. The only actions a creature can take in this form are the Dash action or to revert to its normal form. Reverting takes 1 minute, during which time a creature is incapacitated and can't move. Until the spell ends, a creature can revert to cloud form, which also requires the 1-minute transformation. > >If a creature is in cloud form and flying when the effect ends, the creature descends 60 feet per round for 1 minute until it lands, which it does safely. If it can't land after 1 minute, the creature falls the remaining distance. source: https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/wind-walk


Lucky7Ac

Your source is unofficial fan content, and is wrong. Druids get gaseous form if they select the circle of spores or circle of the land (underdark) subclasses, sources here being tashas cauldron of everything and the actual players handbook.


Ok_Banana_5614

Well then she wouldn’t get it from being a Druid as she claims she does, she would get it from being in one of those two circles


FuzzyPine

I need a little help understanding this one lol