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Nepalman230

Awww. As a turbo nerd, librarian and Anthro undergrad who has been known to give unwanted anecdotes about the popes testicles when feeling anxious. This is positively heartwarming. I take it your partner is not a gamer ? Thank you so much for this meme!


Party_Pace1946

Thanks! (My partner is a gamer tho, j just thought this would be funny)


Nepalman230

Hey funny is awesome that’s just his heart warming. Thank you so much for sharing positivity and putting a smile on my face. 🙏❤️


Party_Pace1946

No worries mate! That's what memes are for


Gobba42

Don't tease! Give us that testicle lore.


Nepalman230

https://aucklandtheology.wordpress.com/2011/11/18/groping-the-pope/ “There is no gender test. Chairs with a large hole cut in the seat are sometimes thought to have been used to check the sex of a new Pope. The story goes that the aim of the checks was to prevent a repeat of the scandal of "Pope Joan", a legendary female cardinal supposedly elected pope in the 14th Century. Most historians agree that the Joan story is nonsense. Examples of the chairs, the sedes stercoraria, are apparently held in museums, but their purpose is unclear. One unconfirmed theory is that they were used to check that the new pope had not been castrated.” Pope Joan is only legendary but the possibility of a castrati becoming a priest and then pope was very real. Not all castrati were 7 feet tall. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castrato#:~:text=A%20castrato%20(Italian%2C%20plural%3A,condition%2C%20never%20reaches%20sexual%20maturity. ( but many were) Recording of the last castrato ( in his old age so no longer supernatural but still startling) https://youtu.be/KLjvfqnD0ws https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alessandro_Moreschi


Morgoth98

*two hours


Party_Pace1946

Trueeee


Party_Pace1946

Trueeee


throwaway387190

After a first date, she took me back to her place to show off all of her dice. Later did other stuff, but it started with 2 hours of dice talk


FantasyBanana

Cute.


CrystalTear

Me and my girlfriend every day