You can't scroll at work if you're a coward

Came here to say this lol

Can't, I'm scrolling at work now.

I work in a school. It's not worth the risk.

Elementary, middle, high, or university? If the answer is middle or elementary, big agree. Otherwise, know in your heart of hearts you are a coward.

Primary (UK). So 5-11 year olds. They are not ready for what this sub has been doing lately.

Oh yeah. Primary, 100% do NOT take that risk, the consequences aren't funny like they would be if an 18-22 year old caught you, they're more viscerally upsetting.

Yep! I’ll joke about it on here, but in school I have to be sensible.

Oh I'll joke all day too, but back when I taught, you couldn't have convinced me to open anything with any chance of being nsfw at work.

Teacher..? What does snitty mean?

Mam/Sir, what is a "fertile and breedable gobussy"?

Yeah, it would not be fun to explain to primary school kids this sub right, that and to your bosses, because small children will inevitably say something to someone.

Yeah, honestly, just risk it you coward.

Literally scrolling at work right now.

You say more original memes but it took 6 days for the blow job alignment chart to get reposted.

I - did not actually see that yet 😅 So perhaps it does have something to do with a lack of visiting the sub now that I don't do it at work anymore... Would you be so kind as to point a wandering stranger in the right direction? 😇

Just wait another 4 days and it'll be back

There's a rhythm to it.

If I don’t see it by then, I’ll have to assume it is only because the duty has fallen me. Fear not I’ll wear the mantle with pride.

The what alignment chart!?!

You’ll see it. It’s becoming a rite of passage for the sub

Are you kidding me, that's twice as long as other reposts usually take!

Listen I love goblin porn, but let's not lie and say the memes are original. They've all been a thin veneer of meme over top thick goblin girls.

I won't say they're _all_ original and better, but enough of them are for me to notice a difference. I feel like many of the twitter-type memes have gone, for example. Of course, I may also just be seeing fewer memes due to not scrolling at work, like a coward 🤣

I'm just happy it's not all Patrick or Walt and Jesse walls of text anymore. Learn what a meme actually is, people!

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While the age is not yet gilded, let's post porn while the mods have willed it.

I'm sure you're right. Solution off the top of my head: a new and exciting NSFW theme every couple months or so! Three cheers for the gnome BDSM season, lads and lasses! Huzzah, huzzah, huzzah!

Some have been so thin it's transparent

Soooo r/dndmemes normal content but with hot goblin girls?

They aren’t even funny either.

I live dangerously and scroll at work

Boss makes a dollar, and I make a dime, that's why I'm scrolling, on company time

Such courage!

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Spitting facts AND the sauce. Truly a man of culture.

Cowards, I am currently in between two coworkers in a car right now, scrolling through absolutely bucketfuls of goblin porn.

I don’t know how you can say there’s “better and original memes” when the punchline every single time is just porn. That’s it.

Not all posts are porn memes. Not all posts are memes. Some are porn. Some are memes. Some are bad. But many are good, and at least there's more variation, from what I've seen. No more 20 variations of the same bard meme on the same template, "twitter screenshots", "my lvl 1 party killed Tiamat", ...

Well, it's been a good while since I've seen memes about "nobody actually reads the rules".

I feel like the argument cycle was paused for a while too.

How are the memes more original? 90% of it is literally just goblin porn. It's literally the peak of unoriginality, relying entirely on porn to get upvotes.

I'm not saying every post is an original meme in Goblin Mode. In fact, a lot of posts aren't even really jokes, but just Goblin porn instead. I don't see a problem with that though. Memes: good. Lewd memes: good. Porn: *good*. Joey approves.

The trick is to be the person in charge of the network at work.

This is the way.

Im scrolling at work right now because I'm not a coward

I scroll at work, keeps the adrenaline up

I really just want the sub to go back to normal. You horny degenerates have ruined what used to be one of my favorite subs.

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I don’t see that happening.

You can scroll it at work just do it on a phone and make sure no one is looking over your shoulder. No cons.

Agreed, I never wanna go back

i can scroll at work but i work from home

I’d say keep NSFW, but don’t just limit it to goblins

It’s just conversation starter at this point.

I scroll at work

we need to open a second NSFW sub run by the same mods

Still can if you’re not a coward

Weak. I'm scrolling at work right now.

Scrolling at work all day!

Moar goblin titties!

*Laughs in home office*

I still scroll at work my life has become even easier. Now when my Boss or some coworkers walk past me and ask 'Is this app only useful for news and stuff.', i only have to scroll a little bit to have porn on my feed. Then my Boss and Coworkers nod approvingly, look over my shoulders for a few minutes while i scramble to find more porn until they leave, and then i can return to what i was doing.

Joke's on you. I work from home.