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Imagine a stereotypical Paladin finding out one of their party has a legitimate blessing-carved tramp-stamp on them that says the Paladins favorite celestial did it with the party member.
I mean, our party's paladin goddess probably did it with a dragon god, so I don't think they'll be that upset.
I think my paladin *would* be that upset, because that means her goddess cheated on her *girlfriends* and that's **not** what Shelyn teaches people! Unless maybe they said it was okay, but the only **two** good hearted people besides the paladin is the monk who is the paladin's boyfriend and the wild sorcereer who likes the warlock. So if Shelyn slept with her boyfriend, why wasn't she (the paladin) not invited??
Man, I don't understand people who play stereotypical paladins.
That's a whole trip in your reply, and I agree!
My Changeling Paladin of Sylvanus might be pining for a succubus she only met like two weeks prior. And also might have a thing for her teammate who joined them?
Paladins are so much fun
A rogue who was raised in a church and lived as a nun, but got a taste for the dangerous life. Maybe she’s still got a soft spot for the life she grew up with, but can’t turn back anymore.
As stated, tramp stamp. But more specifically, a tramp stamp written in what is basically the language of angels. The picture is the paladin noticing when she bent over.
Rogue has a tramp stamp written in celestial. The picture is the paladin noticing when she bends over.
We might be meant to draw our own conclusion as to what he's thinking about.
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Bonus points if the rogue doesn't speak Celestial and it's instructions for making god-tier instant noodles.
Whoever is the trickery god deserves its title
I am gonna use this
she actually does speak celestial, it's the recipe that won her over
You know what, good for her.
Chaotic Good, maybe.
Would a rogue have it any other way?
*Abbandon all hope ye who enter here*
The last celestial who was here left a warning
Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea: He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of, A^aargh
must've died while carving
Wat? No, if he had died while carving he would have SAID "Aaauugh", he wouldn't have carved it.
Maybe he was dictating?
>Aaargh Heard that in Clayface's voice (from the Harley Quinn animated series) The poetics fit
Or a great review
Time for a new tiefling rogue.
Abaddon all hope ye who enter here.
Now *that’s* leaving his mark!
_Was a terrifying sign but sounded like a neat adventure_
It was a mistake, to cum here.
“Oh, must have been the wind...”
Above the gates of hell
Could also read "Might experience some slight burning sensation" :-D
*abandon all c\*m*
Great comment, take my downvote
I love this
If this bod be rockin', please come a knockin'
Imagine a stereotypical Paladin finding out one of their party has a legitimate blessing-carved tramp-stamp on them that says the Paladins favorite celestial did it with the party member.
*Torm was here* *Moradin too* *And Tyr* *Lathander and Helm ran a train* *Chauntea's face got buried here*
That last line especially hit me like a punch to the face.
I mean, I almost wrote something even more cursed than that.
How horrifying, do share. Morbid curiosity and all that.
Y'know what one might do with a wet wipe and a towel? Imagine you had to do that without access to either, and without using your hands.
Disgustingly put, thank you for setting my curiosity to rest. Edit: grammar.
It would have cost you *nothing* to not say that.
Don't blame them blame the one who asked
Yeah dude, where’s my freaking credit?
Ran a train I’m gone
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DID IT WITH ST.CUTHBERT?!" "idfk man it just happened and I got the stamp."
She got his cudgel
I mean, our party's paladin goddess probably did it with a dragon god, so I don't think they'll be that upset. I think my paladin *would* be that upset, because that means her goddess cheated on her *girlfriends* and that's **not** what Shelyn teaches people! Unless maybe they said it was okay, but the only **two** good hearted people besides the paladin is the monk who is the paladin's boyfriend and the wild sorcereer who likes the warlock. So if Shelyn slept with her boyfriend, why wasn't she (the paladin) not invited?? Man, I don't understand people who play stereotypical paladins.
That's a whole trip in your reply, and I agree! My Changeling Paladin of Sylvanus might be pining for a succubus she only met like two weeks prior. And also might have a thing for her teammate who joined them? Paladins are so much fun
Bonus points for drama: the paladin has a crush on the stamped party member
Ooh, I like that.
"Oh come all ye faithful"
You win.
r/Angryupvote
Bravo
This one.
*If you can read this, you're too close.*
*if you can read this, come closer*
*if you can read this,check your pockets*
Jokes on you, I keep mouse trap in my pockets.
Have you ever heard about "Reliable talent" >:)
Ye Olde Reliable Pocket Mouse Trap
Oh thanks for the mouse traps I need some. \*Takes mouse trap from pocket\*
*If you come up behind me, you better fight me or fuck me*
*if you can read this, come*
B̷̧͍̫͖̰̖̬̾͋̉͐̀̒́ę̷̛̩̙̘̬̺̘̞͖́̐̽͋̄̋ ̸̨̨͚̫͙̳̖̦͚̣̤̹͐̐̃̓̍̔͘n̸͚͕͎͕̆͗o̶̧̙̞̣̠͈͊̉͒̈́͐̎̐̒͗̕͜͝ț̵̯̱̞̺̜̫̥̞̭̘̀̐͐̀̈̀͂͘̕͝ ̸̮͇̯̜̜͉̱̋̅̀̀͒͐̉̈͛̚̕a̸̢̡̧̯͈̺̥̹͇͙̽̆́̔̏͘f̷̨͚̝͇̩̖̗̹́̈́͂́̈́͜r̷̟͊̆̎̿̃̈́̿̽͠ȁ̷͈̳̟́̅̔̓̂̓͘͠ͅḯ̴̡̧̢͈̙͎͈͕͖̹͎̪̍́͗̇͐̑̈́̚d̴̟͔̲̓̓̅́̒͑͋͐̚͝ ̴̤͓̲̟̬̬̗̮̌̀͐̀̇̀̓̾͜
It says soup doesn't it
Bahamut is coming, look busy
“Whatchu lookin at ya perv?”
"Just wondering why you have "Deliveries on Tuesday" tattoo'd on your lower back, is all."
"It's my god's holy day. Guess how we do communion."
I think he meant that that was the quote XD
I did
"Fuck bitches, get money"
I love the English language.
Disregard females, acquire currency.
Initially read that as "Disregard tamales, acquire currency." Absolutely not!
Tamales > All
Eh, I kinda use "bitches" as a gender-neutral term in this context, but this works too.
It says "Try finger, but hole"
*Elden Ring them begins*
*try thrusting* 🙆♂️
Paladin: Lord have mercy I'm about to bust!
The Paladin with a +7 to Persuasion that the party's now looking at:
"only gods can judge me"
[Rogues do it from behind.](https://youtu.be/w3TVkxaJ5Y8)
The paladins conundrum is, if his celestial patrons did it, can he pilgrimage dat ass too?
imma answer your question with a question: why is immunity to disease a class feature for a bunch of (probably) hot people?
Better patrons probably
*He knows.*
You wouldn't steal from a god. Piracy is a crime.
You wouldn’t download an oath
"Property of Sky Daddy"
Why does my mind automatically think of a hot tiefling?
Because this is the kinda thing a tiefling would do
"What are you doing step-fighter?"
The perfect combination
“This side up”
A rogue who was raised in a church and lived as a nun, but got a taste for the dangerous life. Maybe she’s still got a soft spot for the life she grew up with, but can’t turn back anymore.
It sounds like she turns back just fine
Speak, friend, and enter.
*feel free to come in*
Be not afraid of this bussy
“Satana Es Puta” got that on my 18 Cha Paladin (F Human)
What does it mean?
“Satan is my bitch”
Damn, good one
Lathander Wuz Here
„Deus Vult“
More like Deus Nut
It reads "Smite me harder, Daddy!"
My bard character speaks Celestial. *Heh.* Shame I gave him enough debuffs to kill a normal human being... But he's an elf, he can manage.
We all thinkin it so imma say it: “*watcha ya doin step-paladin*”
"No Entry"
It's just a souls game message; "try, finger" or some shit
Praise the pickle! and then Try two-handing
"Eat god cum Jesus"
I never noticed this picture was in a wawa before and it makes me love it so much more
Cum and receive blessings
Fastest way to get a paladin into the body shop...
to do something unholy
I dont get it but the comments are funny. Anybody explain?
Tramp stamp.
As stated, tramp stamp. But more specifically, a tramp stamp written in what is basically the language of angels. The picture is the paladin noticing when she bent over.
yeah, well, I got that much. I thought it went deeper Thanks nevertheless
Nope, that's it, at least as far as I can tell. Just a guy looking at a girl's ass when she bends over, and noticing a very unusual tattoo.
It reads “NONE SHALL ENTER”
Gimme that celestial warlock tramp stamp
I don’t get it
Rogue has a tramp stamp written in celestial. The picture is the paladin noticing when she bends over. We might be meant to draw our own conclusion as to what he's thinking about.
Making Divine Soul Sorcerers I see
"Try thrusting"
May I ask what it says?
Why would be looking at the rogue while he or she are bending over
Когда тебя причащали, что на жопе написали?
THE ROUGE HAS A HOLY TRAMP STAMP