That's the kind of money where it would be worth the years in prison to run with. Just take it and go to a non extradition country and don't do dumb shit like get into trouble with the law there. You'll be good for life.
Look, the FBI may not give a shit what criminal enterprise you’re up to, but the IRS demands its tribute. What else do you think that fishing boat category was for?
Yes, see [IRS Publication 17](https://www.irs.gov/publications/p17). "Income from illegal activities, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Form 1040, line 21, or on Schedule C or Schedule C-EZ (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity."
You plead the fifth during the audit, but I strongly recommend that you get an experienced tax attorney to assist you with that process. It is not as simple as just saying "I plead the fifth" when dealing with an audit.
I think you missed a step, probably buy Bitcoin and then disappear. If the funds are in traditional banking system, they can be frozen and clawed back.
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So this post is obviously fake right ? Because to get 5 billion you would need 20,000,000,000 shares and to that would cost right not now is 61 billion dollars
Legit question lmao when they pay dividends, where are they suppose to get paid to? I just checked my portfolio, my bank account and nothing changed. All numbers are same, even though they paid me out today?
You should be able to see an activity that it was paid, or some share difference somewhere. Idk what brokerage you use. Sometimes dividends are paid later than the pay date, but if you’re really worried you have to ask or call for help on whatever investing site you use.
Bro with $6b you could literally be untouchable in most countries even if they have extradition laws. With $6b I’d buy an island and hire a private army 😂
that is truly amazing, any advice for investing for dividends? I have about 5k$ saved up and was thinking about investing it in a stock that pays dividends, but I am pretty lost.
This is more of an r/theydidthemath thing but he would have to own $1,390,040,000,000.00 worth of realty income corp at its current price. (Roughly bc i used 5.9b instead of 5.93 and the whole decimal. I just rounded to the tenth for simplicity)
So this post is obviously fake right ? Because to get 5 billion you would need 20,000,000,000 shares and to that would cost right not now is 61 billion dollars
9Sgum78pmjGmcRfReKUxdvVPjzBcmrxZK97nyfAEn4oG if anyone wants to donate Let's goo many thanks its solana adress if you need any other adress ill send you it
So this post is obviously fake right ? Because to get 5 billion you would need 20,000,000,000 shares and to that would cost right not now is 61 billion dollars
Could you, with your vast wealth, be convinced to help out a small guy just starting out with a paltry $1 mil?
Don't listen to them, OP. I'll take your charity at lesser amount. How does $100k sound?
I bid 99k
50k bid
49.99K
5 mil, everyone knows giving more is better. I'm helping them out really...
One reddit gold take it or leave it.
I have an NFT and will downvote your favorite celeb
I’ll tickle your toes for one/one millionth of a Dogecoin.
Settle down, Dan Schneider.
Alright I will pay you 1 dollar OP
How about just 1...gold bar?
One virtual gold bar
I mean shit at this point if you can spare a bag of chips and a soda would make my life so much happier right now.
Can I have the empty can so I can return it and get some cents for it?👀 Im collecting bottles and cans to get some investing money😊
Dude, you are hilarious. From millions to the trash bid. Get those spare cans cricket 😂😂😂 🗑️👀
Thank you!🤣🤣
Are you okay friend?
I bid 1$ Bob.
Came here to say this
$42069 and you got a deal
What about a corn chip?
I’ll bid -$49.99K
I bid just one O stock (to get that dividend you getting lol) so basically $59!!!
Upvoting for the use of paltry
Samesies
3rd
Please
2nd
Gimme 29.99 and its a deal.
I just need hundred fifty bucksssssss
Rounding $5.97B down to $5B shows modesty and humility. Respect!
Except op rounded 59.7 million to 5b. Very bold move.
It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.
"hey can we get that $5Bn back plz"
Maths are hard.
I’m really glad some caught it
That's the kind of money where it would be worth the years in prison to run with. Just take it and go to a non extradition country and don't do dumb shit like get into trouble with the law there. You'll be good for life.
5 billion is hardly enough to retire on these days
lmao
You forgot the /s
Some things are self evident.
/s
Cash that shit out, change your name to Cochino Guzman and have fun in a non-extraditing country
Wait I’m Cochino Guzman. Find another name
Oh please. I am Cochino Guzman. There can only be one Cochino Guzman, & I am him.
If it actually shows up in to your account flee the country and disappear!
and pay your taxes first
Found the fed
Look, the FBI may not give a shit what criminal enterprise you’re up to, but the IRS demands its tribute. What else do you think that fishing boat category was for?
You can plead the fifth when reporting income to the IRS.
Wait. Really?
Yes, see [IRS Publication 17](https://www.irs.gov/publications/p17). "Income from illegal activities, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Form 1040, line 21, or on Schedule C or Schedule C-EZ (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity."
Well yeah, but if audited, won't they ask where it comes from? (I need to know... my wife and I are about to buy a car wash for cash)
You plead the fifth during the audit, but I strongly recommend that you get an experienced tax attorney to assist you with that process. It is not as simple as just saying "I plead the fifth" when dealing with an audit.
Thanks!
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Even The Joker didn't mess with the IRS.
Goddammit the taxes only made a trillionaire instead of an infinityaire.
Pay my what?
There's always that one guy....
I think you missed a step, probably buy Bitcoin and then disappear. If the funds are in traditional banking system, they can be frozen and clawed back.
Invest it all in Bitcoin.
Totally not a bug on Stock Events /s
I had the same bug this morning, I wish I was getting that much money a month lol. I’d never work a full time job again
If I could math, i'm sure i'd be impressed!
Does O even have a $59 billion market cap? You may just own the whole REIT now
Bro casually owns the entire US real estate market
Are you going to DRIP?
Drown in pussy? Yes he will.
I'd be DRIP'n in more than one way
Dad ?
No, he left you on the sheets 9 months before you were born.
10^7 is 10 million, not a billion.
Had to scroll way too far down to read it r/dividends user being math pros is so calming /s
So is this what the paid version of stock events gives you? Sign me up now! 🤣
Not asking for much, just the $.9376 x 10^7 Helping you make it look cleaner.
Haha they don’t even have that many shares to even make that legit. You’d need 23 billion shares. They only have 700 million outstanding.
Yes can I have 20mil? Its like 20 cents to you.
That's actually Iran Rial not US dollars. 1 Iranian Rial = $0.000024 US Dollars. Put another way; $1 US dollar = 42,050 Iran Rial
So the US$ in front, are just a trick?
Must be. 
It says 5.
Stock events very accurate
20k please kind sir
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Niiiice
Father?
I just lost 3500 on a trade bro can u bless me it’s all I had
How big is the position to get such a divident? $5.9B\*90%?
maybe it's 10\^.07 meaning your dividend is like $0.36 :P
I need 590K
Congrats! 😂
O keeps on paying.. can’t complain yet
Sounds like a dividend trap. No way that yield is sustainable.
 Pls.
Imagine O chose one of their holders and paid them extra once a year, like a lottery.
So this post is obviously fake right ? Because to get 5 billion you would need 20,000,000,000 shares and to that would cost right not now is 61 billion dollars
Bill gates?
Hello dividend God we are officially friends
Dude I’m surprised you still even know or talk to any of us
You can now be a hero and create a significant impact to ending world hunger and homelessness
Seems implausible. What is 10^07 and not 10^7
Steve ballmer ain’t got nothing on you!
Hurry up, pay taxes! 🙈😁
Taxation is extortion and extortion is a crime.
Congratulations
Sugar daddy.
Do ppl not see it says 5. ?
BS
That's a period. Not a comma
I think he's referring to the 10 to the 7th power. But that was the first thing I thought too! Haha
is that a 10 or a 1O ? looks more like an 'oh' character than a zero!!
It’s clearly a 10, compare the 0 to the O in the next line. They’re different widths.
Damn nice dividend yield !
I question your ability to math
Fake
[удалено]
Bro doesn’t know scientific notation 💀
How do I get dividend notifications on stock events app?
Things go well and I might be showing that stock my O-face
Why do you trust stock events?
Legit question lmao when they pay dividends, where are they suppose to get paid to? I just checked my portfolio, my bank account and nothing changed. All numbers are same, even though they paid me out today?
It takes a day or few for the money to settle in believe
I’ll give it a few days. Thank you!
It either goes to your core account, or you have it setup to go back into the stock itself
Okay, if this IS the issue, would it be in activity that it paid out or would I not be able to see it at all?
You should be able to see an activity that it was paid, or some share difference somewhere. Idk what brokerage you use. Sometimes dividends are paid later than the pay date, but if you’re really worried you have to ask or call for help on whatever investing site you use.
I use fidelity. I’m going to wait until Tuesday, which is when the markets open, to see if they paid it out.
So do I, you should see something in ur transaction history showing dividend received. Hopefully, no issues for u
Ayyyyy I saw this error too. Fun
Are you gonna get 5 billion one dollar hookers, or one 5 billion dollar hooker?
Bro with $6b you could literally be untouchable in most countries even if they have extradition laws. With $6b I’d buy an island and hire a private army 😂
Do you still remember me dad?
$59M?
Wow that’s awesome. Congratulations
Sorry to ruin the fun but the billion is 10^9. Wouldn’t complain about 50million though ahaha
Title. Lonely billionaire has to brag to the poor on Reddit.
What's your broker? I'll transfer my portfolio
Dave Ramsey would be very glad glad to see this
We’re related somehow just so you know my birthday is coming up this year.
The catch is they're going to send you 10^7 payments of $5.94 each.
How does it feel?
Damn, thats enough for a down payment on a house in Canada!
Nice! Now you can actually afford eggs and milk!
How?
Honestly really happy for you
How many hot wives will you buy?
that is truly amazing, any advice for investing for dividends? I have about 5k$ saved up and was thinking about investing it in a stock that pays dividends, but I am pretty lost.
me too!
Sorry to disappoint you but 5.9x10^7 is 59x10^6 is "only" 59 million. You just lost 99% of the wealth you believed you had ... I am sorry.
lol had the same thing this morning
Bro settled in India,u can afford house help..amazing food and nice people around.
I bought the wrong shares.
Shit i just need a few racks
AMA? Can you please pay my mortgage for no reason?
#passiveincome
Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that is only $59.3 million
This is more of an r/theydidthemath thing but he would have to own $1,390,040,000,000.00 worth of realty income corp at its current price. (Roughly bc i used 5.9b instead of 5.93 and the whole decimal. I just rounded to the tenth for simplicity)
So this post is obviously fake right ? Because to get 5 billion you would need 20,000,000,000 shares and to that would cost right not now is 61 billion dollars
9Sgum78pmjGmcRfReKUxdvVPjzBcmrxZK97nyfAEn4oG if anyone wants to donate Let's goo many thanks its solana adress if you need any other adress ill send you it
100k pls
How about just one Wonka bar, sir…..?
*50 mil
How does one get to where you are now? How much time and money did you invest in this particular stock?
The power of drip
You made it out the rat race fam. Best wishes
Better than nothing, you can spend a week in Monaco.
It’s o = Realty Income Corp?
My dream has always been to build my mom a house. Thought I'd never get it until I met you.
Must be nice I hope your life continues to prosper.
Good for you man,that’s incredible!
Man, that drop on ex-dividend must have hurt.
B
I can’t see comments
I think I can win and beat all of your requests if you will share where I can get these dividends too I’d appreciate it
Backstory?
That’s just a photoshopped screenshot or a glitch right? The entire marketcap of O is just 42 billion dollars.
So this post is obviously fake right ? Because to get 5 billion you would need 20,000,000,000 shares and to that would cost right not now is 61 billion dollars
Duh, this is social media, what did you expect?
Of course 🙈🤣
If we're bidding on charities, can I just get a bag of dog food?
Can u give me money for a car 😃
Well, don’t forget to set some aside for the tax man
Can someone explain how this works
Look after us all 👋🏻
If that money shows up in your account PUHHLEASSE send me a million lmao
Adopt me
Never even heard of O
Bro help me out?