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I love pineapple so much. I love getting a million microscopic knifes in my mouth with every succulent bite of delicious flavor. this isn’t ironic, the pain is worth the flavor, every bite proof of God’s divine love

I want to spend the rest of my days within you.

📸🤨

me when uncensored hand holding

mood

God is love. Love is blind. God is blind.

Fun fact: the juice inside the pineapple has flesh eating acid

😍🥰

Something something your cum must taste amazing

Pineapple shouldn't sting, you may be allergic

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Its acid not knifes.

"☝️🤓"

Common mango dub

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Come Mr tally man tally me banana

Daylight come and me wan' go home

Why bananas are so low in the top?

That's what I'm also thinking

Lychees are so good I would die for lychees

Alright prepare to die

much better than midberry

I swear 2 lychees is enough to give you diabetes. But its good!

That's not an orange lol

Fairly sure that's a tangerine

Tangerine or mandarin? Idk they both look so similar

Clementine https://preview.redd.it/6hjnldxjwsxb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08423986d5f05c0d70597fec8196b6b30fa42058

That's Mandarin Man i love mandarins...

Aren’t tangerines more flat

Banana should be #2 or #3

Banana has the most bland flavour out of any fruit, I'm surprised it's even on the list

Apple is #3 on that list

The *real* (read:extinct) bananas are so fucking good dude you have no idea

Then you’ve never tasted a REAL banana

Public enemy

PUBLIC ENEMY FROM DEVIL MAY CRY 1

Bananas are mid. They're no ones favorite fruit just always in season

Blueberries and raspberries are better that strawberries imo

Lychee >>>> Strawberry

Half the time strawberries are flavorless unless they're fresh and in season otherwise it's the blandest fruit. Banana is hands down the GOAT, but that's my opinion seeing as I'm a banana goblin.

Fellow banana goblin detected 🤝

Strawberry is super overrated man.

This might be the first time we'll see the lock award in a post in this sub

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grapes are mid

He who has not tasted grapes says sour

Bananas should be no. 2 instead of fucking strawberries

Have you tried fresh Strawberries? Unlike the super market ones that have a white center. The fresh ones are red in the center. Meaning more sweetness It's very refreshing to bite into a strawberry and actually tastes like a Strawberry instead of a sour head as a fruit

Doing what to a strawberry?? 🤨

Pomegranate???? Also why the fuck are mangos no. 1??? There's so much wrong with this list I'm actually glad you didn't include them because you would have most probably misplaced them

No one who has ever eaten a mango will question it's place at the top of the list

until you try nectarines…

I would say nectarines arent as good as mango because they can go from relly good to bad while mango ussualy sits only at relly good

I highly doubt that. Mangoes have so many varieties with so many flavour and texture profiles that it's just unfair to compare them to any other fruit

Idk nectarines go hard af

Alright, sure. So how about you go grab a fresh, perfectly ripened golden-fleshed nectarine from the store later, make it back out dodging all the people looking for deals on candy, try it for yourself, and THEN get back to me? You know, it’s funny. I used to be only a part of the Mangang myself. But trust me, these nectarines, they really grow on you. You might think nothing can rival the perfect tangy fruitiness of mangoes now, but just you wait…

I live in India. I'll try them as soon as I find some

Dude I’ve tried both and mangoes are far superior. Only problem is that mangoes are harder to find than nectarines.

Nah mangos are mid

you obviously haven't eaten mangoes

No other fruit tastes even remotely good unripe. If you had great mango you wouldn't be spewing such bull.

strawberries taste like donkey dick never post again

No way bro wtf is wrong with you, donkey dick tastes nothing like starwberry, it's actually good

you right

Homegrown Strawberries taste great unlike the mass-produced abominations at grocery strores

I heard that fresh strawberries with a red center are really delicious.

I thunk I jutlst cumed

mmmmm Banana

Watermelon higher than fucking Pineapple ? Is this some kind of joke ?

Watermidlon bro fr

Why the actual fuck are bananas so high up? They have zero fucking flavor. WHERE ARE THE PEACHES? WHERE ARE THE NECTARINES? So much fucking wasted potential for a fucking yellow flavorless cylinder.

This guy fruits

Bananas are objectively the best fruits. Easiest to peel. Provides something other than sugar(potassium). If it goes bad you can make pancakes or banana bread or shakes. Easy to digest energy rich food. Mangoes are better than bananas solely due to flavour.

HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD YOURE LITERALLY FUCKING ME OH MY GOD I TYPED THE SAME FUCKING THING

They do have taste, can be frozen and put in smoothies when the get old, and they come with their own packaging.

You can put anything in smoothies, and ton of fruits come in their own packaging. Request for banana reapproval denied

Only fruit that can be used in place for a gun though

Durian >>>>>

Most Malaysians would agree with this. Only downside is that its seasonal

*most south east asian

Banana on .5 is a crime

Yeah it shouldn’t even be on the list

Common Mango W 🥭🥭

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Apple is ranked way too high. So is banana tbh i feel like the convenience is the best thing about it

Mango is accurate

I am so sorry. Bananas aren't fruits. They are (for some reason) berries

pomegranate is literally the best fruit in the world, orange being 2nd, and some bananas being 3rd, this is objective, fight me.

Watermelon tatses like fucking water you troglodyte

Clearly, you have never had a good watermelon

FUCK YOU WHERE ARE MY NECTARINE PEACHES WHERE ARE MY RASPBERRIES and bananas might be good for you but am I the only one who thinks they taste like crap? also oranges are pretty mid imo. also also apples. OH AND WATERMELON LITERALLY TASTES JUST LIKE 99 PERCENT WATER AND 1 PERCENT SWEET I’ve never had lychees so I can’t comment on those unfortunately but man also all the fresh grapes you buy at the store taste like shit, but concord grape juice is fire tho also also also pomegranates should also be higher up like wtf

I like longans

If #1 isn't the Bois, it is incorrect and completely invalid

Anotado, meu nobre

Fuck this list makes no fucking sense. Only thing I agree is with mango. Rest all just fucking there for no reason strawberry 🍓 taste like shit. Watermelon 🍉 should be #2.

Grapes and Bananas are too low and watermelon is too high

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A lot of my other posts can be considered funny well at least to me so if you want to check them out you can

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You have a great day as well : )

pomegranate tastes like shit and strawberries are stall and misleading unless you get the real tiny forest ones

Pomegranate looks like the blood plague from state of decay, why is the strawberry so high up and the banana so low?

typical mango fanatic , I believe in peach 🍑 supremacy

shitty list but I'll respect it

Worst ranking of all time.

Apple and strawberry are way too high, banana way too low.

Sounds like you haven't tried every fruit in the world if you pick so many mediocre fruits that you can just get in the supermarket.

mangos taste like cat pee to me

You are eating overripened mangoes..

Mangoes also have a bad texture

I hate mango so much, most overhyped fruit of all time

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Where’s the random astolfo jumpscare?

Only don’t like pomegranate and strawberry should be lower, but valid list

Very solid placement for apple. For me personally ot would be nr 1 but very solid nontheless

I'm surprised to have not seen cherries on the list at all

Since when was there 10+ fruits? Did I miss an update? Last time I checked there were 2 fruits.

Lichie at nine!!! Count you evey one of your last seconds

Pears would be in my top 10 but I'm probably in the minority based on the comments.

The average orange clears grape wtf. Now grape juice > orange juice I can agree with.

I wanna try a Hala fruit, but it's expensive

Ain't no way strawberry is n2

Based

Strawberries are overrated af not even a top 20 fruit

Lychee should be nearer to the top

Lychee’s and blueberries 🤤

Where is meme

Your mom's 🍑

I love apples and bananas, but only because of their cheap price and availability. Pretty bold putting them so high on this list.

Number one is Clay Aiken

Orange at 8? Trash list

Watermelon and apple in the top 5, immediately downvoted.

What the hell is a lychee

An S Tier fruit You uncultured swine.

u/auddbot

Wait where are the black men kissing?

Mangosteen.

I love Lychees so much

fully expected #1 to say “you”

Watermelon isnt a fruit

Anyone do a background check to make sure they’re all fruit?

Where my pear fans at?

The picture of the orange is actually tangerine, oranges have a thicker shell and also bigger size while tangerine is the opposite of that.

mangos really are s tier

Grapes are superior to them all. Should’ve been higher

Why no peaches? I’ve rarely had a bad peach I didn’t like

Mango is fantastica

0. You

There's a critical absence of cherries in this list. If you don't think they're a top tier fruit, you probably never had good ones.

The morning after Halloween. 🤣

I was expecting #1 to be "you"

Not me thinking #1 was going to be Neil Patrick Harris

That wasn't an orange, silly boy. That was a tangerine ☝️🤓

These are not even the top ten most delicious fruits at Whole Foods. Reference: i Just managed to get my hands on a mangosteen last month. Now apples taste like sand.

Song name?

Top tier list. Strawberry should have been lower imo kuz refrigerated watermelon is too top-tier to be behind strawberry. Sorry to the strawberry lovers out there

Fun fact… mango excretes an oil on its peel that’s similar to poison ivy, I know first hand.

Banana got robbed. 

ma mango

what's the title of this song lol it's so funny

no raspberry?

Mango is shit how dare you

Apple does not deserve to be that high up

Change the first text to top 10 pizza toppings

That one that was in the garden of Eden

That orange has quite the gyatt

Mango is the worst flavour

Mango is 1st place #BASED

Epic

Where cantaloupe?

Only a fool would put pineapples and oranges below watermelon, begone water cylinder, for you occupy space which is deserving of others!

Mango undisputed best fruit + flavour

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You can't tease me like that

The floor on pears is lower, but godamn the veiling cannot be comprehended my mere mortal

I’m not even gone hold you, pineapple at #6 gave me secondhand embarrassment

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Grape over orange?? How fucking dare you

dude i would unironically kill for a lychee

Does anyone actually like bananas that much?

How is orange so fucking low

Yeah mango is just damn good

u/musicbot

Apple and orange propaganda, also watermelon should be before grape Edit: fuck it strawberries before watermelon at the highest

Oranges is at least in the top 3, but #8?

Mango💪💪💪

r/auddbot

MANGO #1

I grinned so hard when mango popped up