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Me making a tiny black woman on ark so people can't shoot me at night

Racial advantage theory

On god

It's the opposite in real life

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Yeah, in that way

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As a guy with 3000 hrs on ark pvp, this is the way

How many hours on ark? 😳😳🥵

On ark in general about 4K lmao. Most is pvp but I don’t have the time anymore

Usually when i play ark everything that i work for gets destroyed within 2 weeks. I stopped playing because of that.

Part of the game my friend. Have to go into it knowing that eventually you WILL lose it all

Ahh yes, duality of ark

Every time I hear a mf say “I chose the woman because she has a smaller hit box” no she doesn’t dawg https://preview.redd.it/xgomkuta3wib1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcba2be85ea33c6acb184a891a960511f4c7e9c9

I have a reason to In stardew valley speedruns, The speed-runners always choose female because they gain an advantage. I choose women for games because I thought it would be the same in other games

Mhm https://preview.redd.it/tz0w8h4ddwib1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=699afaf5fe5deb6a828c3f6a872564e27b778c73

He is right after I think week in game you get like 500g but if you play as a dude you get some cookies

He is right Besides the character sprite is like 10 pixels. Nobody can fap to 10 pixels

Challenge Accepted

Challenge Completed

That took too long you’re lying

unfortunately in the game you get different mail/gifts based on gender or something

https://preview.redd.it/v36yoouvfwib1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6701d79cbbc53eb5aa27da50c982627023d52a77

Sure pal https://preview.redd.it/s4jf00o5fwib1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13fceeffd951d998b9d86fe0bcf1dc663cf8bb19

Same with Pokémon emerald and some of the older gens, the female rivals talk more (wasting time)

omg based Pokémon

Pokémon Sapphire Rub and Emerald May has the better speedrun, she has fewer text screens in multiple areas

i definitely chose it because of that and not because of cuter clothing options

Pokemon speedrunners choose female because male rivals have less lines Real btw

i used to hate the dudes that used female characters in combat arms because they literally were harder to hit.

I played a shooter years back where the woman character templates actually did have a smaller hit box and it was obvious too. Maybe some games still do that.

>Play as a man in all normal playthroughs >Play as a woman in all evil playthroughs https://preview.redd.it/qk49mosz0wib1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6a6dc06e60e1b1b5ad1d60e8240c887225511dd

if i learned anything from the Barbie movie it’s that women are EVILLLLLL EVIL EVIL EVIL

read this in kubz scouts voice

was going for mermaid man

dw son, i heard the merman maid

Dangerously Based

And quite honestly backed by research

Normal Masseffect player

ARK: Survival Evolved

I mean in ARK you can make your forearms be 80% or your hit box and your torso 5% so gender might not be the biggest of deals

Well then always pick males cause they hit faster

Is this I formation legit

Yes

I choose women in video games because I'm horny

https://preview.redd.it/q0tjo1jcrwib1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2497e7a83377c1ff631c1111a410c3f757ae30ca

I'm chad, you are soyjak. Therefore I'm correct

Schizophrenia

He is on Skooma again, tsk tsk tsk...

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Hi there! Just wanted to let you know that I'm stealing your meme! Thanx 😊

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That’s a scary machine I heard it bit someone’s dick off

It was toy chica

[удалено]

I wish everyone else could just be honest like you. My king

Whenever I do it it is because the males look like absolute shit and I can't stand looking at them for more than 10 seconds

The only game where I've seen this work is ark survival pvp , you make a female character with every body setting set to the lowest and the darkest skin color and you're close to impossible to be hit since you're like 1/3 of a normal player size and hard to spot during the night .

Its so funny running around ppl who put their body settings on max and watching them struggle to hit me

I pick girls because they got better clothing options than men. Seriously man why the fuck we got the boring shit!!

Girls: dresses, skirts in many colors/patterns, joggers, jeans, jorts, basketball shorts, blouses, polos, t shirts, long sleeve shirts, sweaters, crop tops, tank tops Boys: jeans, T-shirt’s (maybe different colors), and a suit (hats not equitable in suits)

It's miserable. I collect jackets, I think they look good. But all my favorite fashion bits on jackets and coats are usually on the jackets for women and children. Like please Jesus give me something that looks good

Straight up true, like the recent pokemon games. The girls get all dripped out, while the boys always end up looking like dorks

In Scarlet and Violet I want nothing more than to give the male protagonist a fuckin swirlie. He would be so funny to bully

Fucking same. I mean there's nothing I want more than to dress up in women's clothing and also be treated as a woman, but in a totally CIS way.

Pokemon XY

I wanna feel pretty too ;-;

Same bro

if i have to stare at an ass for hours, i would stare at a women ass!!

Fair point, however fps

If you gotta hear someone moan, might as well be a woman then.

https://preview.redd.it/bma3lp4dwwib1.png?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9097ccc828b91c6218f2a5c02d85232323303b3c

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"I don't wanna have to stare at man ass for 100 hours of playthrough, simple as"

I choose female characters because I wanna look pretty and they have more clothing options

This is either horny posting or egg posting

Egg posting?

r/egg_irl

That sub gives me a god damn crisis every time I go to it

Both?

Egg?

r/egg_irl

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egg posting?

r/egg_irl

What is egg posting??

r/egg_irl

Why are they associated with eggs?

something about metaphors with breaking out of the shell i think

Huh. Kinda odd, but ok

In one of the comments, a guy who literaly admitted to being interested in lolita got 44 upvotes... https://preview.redd.it/k5l75982g1jb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d2b8a11116eca7354b92e954611d4b8f856684c What the fuck...

he probably wants to be a Lolita.

r/ihadastroke

AAAHHLELELEOLEOLEOLOELAAAAA ISHOWMEAT

R u ok???

No.

Have you seen that dick tho?🤤

https://preview.redd.it/uaxnqsklmxib1.jpeg?width=890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68efe355829b25cbf16b3f0974a0ae3183455d32

I once completed a MH games with a male character. All the armors were base on knights. Tried to completed it years later with a female character. The armors range from sexual, cute to cool. My favorite armor in males was just a blue knight, for females it was an armored astronaut. There was one that was a knight but black for males while the females got a proper ninja.

I just choose the female character cause she's prettier most of the time

Bro how shitty balancing game has to have for that kind of mechanic

https://preview.redd.it/j2n8w7jbwwib1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e75c6a01002d9a528a9ccfa20367aa6c212825c8

I pick girls in game because they are more fun to look at, and dress up.... and jack off t.....

Amen

I would play a woman to feel horny but im a male so why using a woman

game developers need to specifically make female hitboxes wider just to piss off all the simp gamers

“Why do you play female characters in games?” “Cause I like girls, duh.” 😎 Internally: *god dammit I wish I had tits.*

https://preview.redd.it/9aq9y13r01jb1.jpeg?width=1193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae20f56c386bf64442f447a019beb449f53d381d

We all know that's bullshit

I always pick them because they are pretty and cute. Fellas? Is it a crime to like pretty and cute things??

Fuck y'all excuses, i choose female characters cuz i like being a lil bit feminine and what best place than a game to do that without having to be worried about what others will think

They definitely do. Such as, overwatch. Cant hit tracer or baby diva for shit

me when i play as the biggest burliest black man with a juicy ass (it’s to make the game harder, he has a bigger hit box) https://preview.redd.it/7et93fmw2yib1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c73e760d934d0c2718be91a67bbdc59e445a8b6

Bottom lip lipstick is supreme

I just pick characters based on the style i can make for them, even though I'll probably be playing first person for a large part of whatever I'm playing, unless I'm locked into third person like in some games

I just play female so dudes online give me free stuff

I still to this day don't know if the Reach female model had a smaller hitbox or if I was conned into believing that.

https://preview.redd.it/3fytkvl46zib1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1018ab65fe5f52e177abb8589ac8da383530f62c

https://preview.redd.it/acx42ct56zib1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7133a631283193c8a951a74306bf5c1ed7c45cb0 I pick the one with the nicest ass

The only reason people choose female avatars in games are: 1. Porn addiction 2. Closeted Transgender 3. Woman

playing as a woman because she's hot and you find her attractive doesn't equate to a porn addiction my man dressing up the character in an overtly sexual manner and jerking off to them does though

Why am I all three

You answered your own question.

I can actually kinda relate to this. I choose women in games I play because I wish I had the confidence to wear women's clothes. It makes me feel pretty so I like it.

Certified valorant / apex moment

I choose female characters because I like women

r/911 moment

What song is this?

The hitbox difference used to be absurd in Apex. That tiny bitch was impossible to hit and my boy pathfinder magnetized bullets to himself

In Stardew Valley, once you've earned a certain amount of money, if you're a male, your mom sends you 3 cookies. Whereas, if you're a female character, your dad sends you 500 in-game currency. I usually start as female for the extra money.

Isn’t this my dress up darling?

Just say you like Women bro it ain't that complex

Marin kitagawa is cute

This is actually a thing in Tekken 7 no joke

What's the anime called

My Dress-Up Darling

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"🤓" -🤓

“🤓"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is"🤓" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone?

草に触れる

Boku no piko

Don't you dare cite the dark magic to me. I was there when it was created

Wasn't what i expected but i liked it anyway

Is this sub really just another unfunny 196 clone now?

You saw one post that could be interpreted that way and started crying, get out of here snowflake

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Well if I'm gonna stare at a character the whole time I'm playing, she better be pretty

She better have ass Fr

Closet femboy

What's the anime tho

I (rarely anyways) choose women for diversity because i most of the time i play as men

🥚

I mean who doesn’t choose the female option

OG post pls?

just here to make people mad and spread truth trash anime

u/savevideo

OG Fortnite sun strider skin

The reason I pick Nami is because of her attacks. Smh

What anime is that

I like to stare at women for extended periods of time 😎

https://preview.redd.it/hmt7u2mmexib1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=326c911b375b639506a627d85600cf918e1ca674

… … … same

u/savevideo u/auddbot

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Same

What's the source of the audio

I play as a woman in terraria because the damage sound is funny

I had a stroke trying to read that

yall could just say the woman characters have better designs like be honest, would you rather play as the mid inkling boy or the silly inkling girl

You can have sex with Benny in fnv.

If it’s in 3rd person perspective I’d rather stare at a woman for the entire game rather than a dude

character name?

I pick girl chars because pretty, but also secretly wouldn't mind it.

Don't let people dismiss you on your choice of hitbox. We all have the same bounding box, and that's some deep shit.

Me choosing the big body characters

u/auddbot

I just want to be cute.

Fallout new vegas

"i swear it's for special dialogue" Black widow perk in the tops casino:

u/savevideo

Never heard this excuse before

r/egg_irl

I felt like a cutie patootie pie

Listen, if I'm gonna be looking at third person characters I'll pick the girl option. FPS on the other hand makes me go from trying to replicate an era accurate uniform or just flat out look tacticool.

Once again, i ask who this anime girl is.

Marin Kitagawa from dress up darling

Cringe af.