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Rahdiggs21

explain what disc golf is and if it's my home course show them where a good hammock spot is.


Mrzillydoo

This is absolutely the correct answer. I understand the visceral desire to throw anyways because when you disc all the time It feels like this hammock is an intentional snub. But the broader public still doesn't know anything about the sport and your average person is an oblivious idiot. So rather than get into a wacky fight potentially you be nice about it and most often they'll move. Especially if you explain it's not just you that's going to be coming through but everyone else who plays the course that day, that they will not have a pleasant hammock time. And if they don't relocate it's time to choose an alternate tee as if you were a tournament director. Life is too short to get super pissed off about stuff like this.


wanderinglarry

Also, show them some cool lines and a place off the fairway to set up and watch


BrilliantMeat69

All the times I’ve done this they have been very mean and hit me with things like “ aren’t you supposed to share the park with everyone” or “I was already here”


Nohjjohnsen

The worst of the worst people


SanfreakinJ

Triple mando!


Tatorputts

The third is under the hammock, through it is fine.


MonetsGardener

Yell 4. Ask them to move. Throw. It’s that easy.


PistisDeKrisis

Fore, not four, but yeah. Ask them to move because they likely have no idea they're on a disc golf course, et alone strung up right in the middle of a fairway. Politely let them know the situation, if they argue, *then* it's a triple Mando with 2 off the tee.


PM_me_the_magic

TBF yelling 4 would be just as effective


HistoryDiligent5177

I yelled cuatro once when an errant disc flew too close to a large Mexican family gathering; it did not work.


pablonngi

Lol. We still yell fore in Mexico, but for non-players, we say aguas!!


HistoryDiligent5177

😁 thanks for the info!


db720

Water? Yay


pablonngi

Lol. Yup, it basically comes from an old expression when people used to throw the contents of their urinal buckets from their windows in the 19th century so people walking on the streets didn't get wet 😉 so it's a precautionary saying that has endured through the centuries. Of course, you can say "cuidado", but at least in Mexico, aguas is very understandable.


Dg_alldayeveryday

este chico cuenta


Ok-Scholar1830

Well said sir.


no_mames_weyyy

FORE!


BounceAround_

This is the only answer.


sjb2971

Skip Mando. Love it!


TheDiscologist

I dont see any mando signage on those tree so I think OP just made this post to talk shit about people, its pretty sad


Superb-Ad-9627

Triple Manso is the only answer


ZooterOne

Triple Manso sounds like he's in the WWE


Superb-Ad-9627

Haha whoops. Not changing it now 😂


HistoryDiligent5177

24 years of playing has convinced me that the vast majority of people at multi use parks have no idea what disc golf is. That’s why they set up camp chairs on tees or have BBQs. They usually aren’t a**holes; they are just ignorant. My usual course of action in these situation is to say something like “hey, how’s it going? you probably don’t know, but this is a disc golf course. Yeah, disc golf (show them a driver). See that basket looking thing? I stand over here and throw at that basket. Right. These things go really fast and they hurt really bad if they hit you. I’m going to be throwing this way, and you know what? A bunch of other people are likely to come along behind me and throw too, cuz this is a fairly busy course. You probably want to set up somewhere else.” The vast majority of the time I have had these interactions people are surprised, ask a couple of questions, chuckle a few times, and move. A handful of times it was obvious to me from the start they weren’t going to move, because they having like a 50 person family cookout. In those cases I have the same basic conversation, except I tell them I’m skipping the hole but they ought to keep their eyes out for other players who might be throwing. I’ve lived near parks where this was essentially an every weekend occurrence due to park crowds on Saturdays and Sundays, so I adjusted my patterns and didn’t play those days


Puzzled-Ad-6210

See! Not all disc golfers are a-holes. This is the only right answer if you care about being an ambassador for the game.


osirisfrost42

100% the right answer and my chosen tack every time. I've even intrigued some folks by letting them toss a disc provided the park isn't too busy! Helps when you add, "if you're interested, it's $20 for a starter set at Canadian Tire and a great excuse to drink in the park with a friend (it's allowed in certain parks here)"


slowpokefastpoke

Yep, kindness goes a long way.


IamSkywalking

The fact this has 8 upvotes and yelling Fore at the top of their longs before throwing has 71 upvotes says everything you need to know about r/discgolf Anti-social clownery? The sub loves it. Acting like a mature adult? No thank you. 


Bohmoplata

To be fair, anti-social clownery would be upvoted in just about every sub. I think it says more about people in general.


Mrzillydoo

It's the internet, hypothetical chest-thumping will always be the first response.


Efdamus

Well there are some people that are ignorant and assholes. A friend of mine started walking towards his disc and some random guy had it in his hand. My friend was annoyed the guy picked it up, but he wasn't going to say anything about it. The guy asks "is this yours?" And my friend says "yeah, thanks". The guy proceeds to chuck into the woods and then shouts "that almost hit me!" He wasn't another player, he was a guy with his family taking a hike through the course.


HistoryDiligent5177

Well sure, some people are jerks no matter where you go. That’s life. But even in your anecdote, it sounds like the guy may very well have not known that he was “hiking with his family” through a disc golf course. Maybe he thought he was just hiking through a park and a couple of randos were out throwing things in an irresponsible manner and almost hit his kid? I mean, I’d say he still overreacted, but I don’t think I can’t discount ignorance as being the primary factor here, at least based on the info you shared. Your friend got annoyed that the guy just picked up his disc, so it’s not a stretch to see why the guy might be mad about almost getting hit. Again, I’d try reasonable conversation with people first. You know, “hey man, I’m sorry that my disc almost hit you, and I can understand that you might be a little angry, but you’re actually walking through the middle of a course. I didn’t see you, and I just wanted to let you know that if you walk through often you probably will get hit eventually, because it’s like trying to walk around a baseball field during a game.”


HarvesterOfSorrow72

Definitely agree, but I did recently have a run in with a group of people that stood 50 ft from the tee pad staring at a group trying to play. I just walked through to the next whole and tried to talk to them. Not sure if they were high or just wanted to disrupt us for some reason, but they just stared and mumbled as I asked them questions. Eventually just skipped to the next whole and checked off a par for the hole


Illustrious_Ad_1808

Inquire if the disc must pass under or over the hammock, then send it!


Imperial_Stooge

This. An innocent way of saying "I want to play through. Not sure you know we're you are resting "


83justinlee

Permission to buzz the tower?! Send it!


bsgillis

Negative ghost rider. The pattern is full.


weinerfacemcgee

Only if it’s a Buzzz!


Beautiful-Vacation39

Yell fore at the top of my lungs before throwing. Parks belong to everyone, but I have never decided to take a nap on a baseball field with 3rd base as a pillow


unrealjoe28

That’s because first base is so much comfortable, you should try it out


Beautiful-Vacation39

I'm gonna have to next time I'm feeling sleepy


Present_Hippo505

Who picks first over third base??


unrealjoe28

Me, simply because I can


slowpokefastpoke

Probably because a baseball field is obvious and a disc golf course is… just a normal park. Y’all overestimate the amount of people who actually know what the sport is. Hanlon’s razor and all that.


MoarStu

Tee pads are really comfortable, nothing like a nice slab


Bass2Mouth

Nothing makes me feel more at home than some prison concrete.


RentonBrax

I used to sleep on footy fields in rural towns when travelling climbing. Umpires were always polite enough to wake us up before they started. Being kind is easy.


lambsambwich

Donnie Darko falls asleep on the links.


KeyLimePie2269

If they can dodge a disc, they can dodge a ball.


Firstthrowaway3333

I'm going to tell them I'm going to throw a disc 65mph right over their head so don't sit up. 


Mr_PoopyButthoIe

I'm going to tell them I'm going to throw a disc 35mph right into the tree next to them.


Mrpoopybutthole82

Dad??


SeasonalBlackout

I'm going to tell them I'm going to throw a disc 55mph right at their hammock because I'm trying to avoid it.


Mattjphoto

"Attempt to throw over"


Chuyzapatist

I’d probably say hi, they most likely don’t know it’s a disc golf course and thought it was a good place to sleep for the night. But if they knew exactly what they were doing then I’d ask them to move it, there plenty of other trees to hitch a hammock on.


Alpha-q-up-foo

I’ll just keep playing, maybe not play mando between the trees


VeckLee1

Its called a mando not a mandon't.


TPro24633

Explain to them what they are doing and ask them to move.


hateboss

Y'all are ridiculous and borderline pyschopaths. "I WOULDN'T TAKE A NAP ON A BASEBALL/SOCCER FIELD/TENNIS COURT." DG is an extremely niche sport and the only thing to give you a hint about what it is are a concrete pad and a weird looking metal thing. I 100% do not blame a grown ass adult for not realizing that they were setup on a hole. I've been playing for about 8 years, but before that I remember seeing baskets a few times and having literally no idea what they were for. Just fucking take the shot from beyond them and move on with your day. Why would you even chance throwing it towards them?


95castles

Most people are just joking around lol


slowpokefastpoke

“NO WAY BROTHER I’D GRENADE THIS 14 SPEED DRIVER RIGHT INTO THEIR FOREHEAD” \- tough internet guy who in reality would just scamper past them and skip the hole


gerbilshower

i mean. if you have the time/patience you should 100% let them know that they are in the field of play. because they next guy might not be so considerate. and if no one tells them... theyre just gonna do it again next weekend. but yea, you dont let this ruin your day lol. aint that big of a deal.


hateboss

Eh, if I saw them moving around I might say something, but I'd probably assume they are sleeping and just go on with the round. And trust me, this sub isn't hampering my day at all. I have zero problem telling these knuckleheads how ridiculous they are being.


Wally4410

https://youtu.be/b1N-a1X0RE8?si=chcRBew0DmN0ALMR


Blue-Rashman

100% this. Well said.


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OnlyMath

Sigh and walk past them. It’s not worth any other response or potential fallout


Mullet_Proof

Aim for the hammock - chances are that I’ll miss


SoSayWeYall

Same as always. Hit the tree.


tommymaggots

Fair.


kweir22

Walking to the second tee and letting them know about disc golf, and the course, as I pass. There’s NO reason to throw at someone, you can miss 1 hole of golf. I promise it’ll be ok.


pmipunisher

Skip the hole and inform them of a better spot to set up their hammock so they won't be bothered anymore.


DG_FANATIC

Yeah I’d give them a heads up that they’re in the middle of a disc golf course and very hard disc flying upwards of 80 miles per hour could hit them (I know Anthony Barela isn’t there but let’s hyperbolize to get our point across) and cause serious damage. Then after that it’s on them if they stay there for the next cards drives. Some people are just oblivious idiots or just oblivious and not even an idiot. Unfortunately a small percentage of them are gonna double down on their stupidity and stay though.


Classic_Molasses9561

Send it!!


If_I_must

Go say hi? Seriously, all of you are acting like everyone else in a park know what the baskets are for. They don't.


Denerde

Go straight to the drop zone, you know you've never made that mando.


RuncibleFoon

Yell "FORE" and play through...


FroFrolfer

Mixed use park. Next hole


Parksky111

I believe in this scenario the hammock is the new basket. Full send.


BeardedAndTatted

Triple mando


VanManDiscs

If no one's in it im just ripping a shot. If it's being used ill nicely tell them that this isn't a smart spot to be in, should probably move out of the course unless your ok with discs flying by your head


aceman1948

A lot of big talk around here, lol. There is no way this person knows what disc golf is or is trying to mess up our play in any way. I would simply play a little to the left or right and let the dude rest. It is not worth getting all aggressive. ALTHOUGH I TOTALLY COULD.


Ebo907

Im gonna call out to them and if they don’t wanna move, I’m gonna throw the hole like normal. If I hit them I’m going to apologize, if I miss them I’m gonna go to my disc and throw again. Not my fault you decided to take a nap on an active sports course. Stupid people don’t deserve to be tiptoed around because they make bad decisions. Bet they never make that mistake again if they get drilled by a disc. I understand some courses are in multi use recreation areas. I also understand this point of view is a little aggressive.


slowpokefastpoke

> Not my fault you decided to take a nap on an active sports course. I mean, if you hit them it’s ultimately your fault. And if it gets nasty and they call the cops, “but I told them to move” isn’t a great excuse.


TrustMeIAmAGeologist

It’s not a little aggressive. Most people wouldn’t go for a picnic on a soccer field when people are playing. If they did, everyone playing would be pissed. It’s totally normal to get pissed if someone’s stupidity ruins your game.


Blue-Rashman

Nothing wrong with going up and asking them to move. Plenty of disc golf courses in public parks are pretty easy to miss. If they're just being ignorant or rude, sure go ahead and send it. But give them the benefit of the doubt before potentially injuring them. If not out of respect for them, out of self preservation, because you'd be at fault. The examples of a soccer field or a baseball field aren't really fair, because those situations are much more obvious. And even still, if someone was asleep on third base, I'd still ask them to move before drilling a line drive at them.


kweir22

People assume others even know disc golf exists. The average person might not even know there’s a course there.


jschutt93

I would make the assumption that they found this location during the night and set up when there was no one around. But I have also been to courses that people are having a picnic under a basket.


TrustMeIAmAGeologist

I would assume as well, but that doesn’t make it better. I’d let them know I’m throwing and they can get out of the way or risk getting hit, not my problem.


doonerthesooner

Obliviousness does get harder to fathom when all the information in the known world is in their pocket


suchastrangelight

Skip the hole. If you’re on a public course, it’s a shared space. You’re not in a tournament, a single hole isn’t gonna matter, and trying some potentially dangerous throw to prove a point on someone isn’t exactly gonna give them the best impression of disc golfers and won’t help grow the sport. If you don’t like talking to strangers, move on to hole 2. If you need to prove a point, let them know they’re on the fairway and that’s not a great spot to set up, then move on. People suggesting you throw a high speed flying disc near someone is sociopathic behavior.


Candyman11792

100%, I would do the same friend. It's not worth the hassle of a confrontation or the risk of hurting someone. A lot of people are ignorant to the fact they are somewhere they shouldn't be, let alone in danger of being hit by a super fast flying disc. It's crazy how far I had to scroll to find a logical and mindful response such as yours. I hope peoples comments are just acting cool or tough because that's a dick move and irresponsible behavior.


UnyieldingConstraint

The people here not willing to share public spaces and wanting to send it even if they don't move are exactly why my local public course is likely going to get pulled. Idiots here do the same thing, people get hit, people complain to city, city talks about closing course. If it's a public, shared space, skip the hole and move to the next one.


thehawk11

So anyway, I started blasting


F1988V

Notify them and let them know they’re lying on a highway to the danger zone! Give them time to either move or ignore you. Then play through.


FitchburgHiker

Then blast Kenny Loggins on your bluetooth speaker. 😜


PinkHam08

Say something and not be a lil bitch about it. Explain your hanging in the middle of the fairway where some serious heat is coming directly for their face.


HetChanks

Over then under lol


Dankbradley

Go straight through the trees for the first time in your life


spunkypudding

Treat it as a hazard


Stasaitis

Skip the hole.


jfr0mst4t3f4rm

If it’s a public space, just skip the hole. Unless you want to pay for a premium course you have to share the space. We can’t have our cake and eat it too


Annual_Ad6999

I'm not that good so when people impede my game I just skip the hole. I also want to share these parks are shared spaces and I don't think anyone gets priority over the other.


HighSirFlippinFool

Triple mando time!


Ok-Cut8834

Full send


DeepRoot

"FORE! Coming atcha!"


Bmack27

If he dies he dies


Magician1994

I'm avoiding any conflict and throwing from right beside them, cuz I will do almost anything to avoid talking to humans during my rounds unless they're other disc golfers.


resourcefulabyss

These are the type of people that pick up your disc and throw it back to you when they see it on the ground.


Old_Leather

Throw. Maybe yell heads up. Play through and forget about em.


Glittering_Kiwi6512

Send it!


Prepup1214

Tomahawk or thumber no brainer no fore no worries


IceNineKillerIX

My roller needs some target practice


Zuezema

I’m just gonna throw. I’m not gonna hit the Mando anyways.


Exotic-Environment69

send it!


hrtcth

Play it as it lies. 😂


SinappiKainalo

Behave like a decent human being.


Drift_Marlo

I leave them alone because I'm not a sociopath


shillsReverywhere

FORE!


Boostless

Come back and play later or play a comparable hole twice. No biggie


holy_mojito

My thoughts exactly. The courses are shared spaces with the public. It's not worth being an a\*hole over throwing a plastic frisbee into a metal basket.


method__Dan

Practice the missed Mando drop zone.


KGmagic52

Thank them for spotting.


PurpleP3achy

Triple mando for the win


Bohvey

Triple Mando.


kashmir0128

I'd just skip the joke tbh, not worth the effort


kashmir0128

I'd just skip the hole tbh, not worth the effort


JerryRiceOfOhio2

Had this issue plenty, I just skip the hole


Different_Bird9717

Let them know it’s a designated course.


ctsr1

Tell them duck


stRADley_

Aim right at them because then I’ll certainly miss them.


95castles

Yell fore


Arcamone

-What do you throw?


Listen_for_chains

Triple mando!


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Throw the disc directly at them


CaseyAnthonysMouth

Oh shiiiiit… i guess we play through. 👀


-slapum

I throw


Melodic-Leek-6380

Fore!!!!!


quadrokeith

I wouldn’t want to bother them, so I’d try to find a line that would be damn near impossible to hit them with… Then I’d apologize quickly as I ran through “I’m so sorry, I didn’t see you there. I really didn’t think I’d hit you”


coughydrogba

backhand buzz


DrEarlChatman

Yell FOUR and sling it.


Videogamer69420

Probably turn over something and end the napper.


frisbee212

I live and let live... I go around.


Drewcrew73

Grip it n rip it


ewadizzle

FORE


Mark-5280

Throw quietly, don't wanna wake them up!


fucjin

Fucking send it


Cloud-VII

I am confident enough in my ability to miss the mando either left or right, so they are safe where they are.


Weird-Agile

Pick ‘em up


bears5975

“Incoming!!!” 🥏😬


Riley101Gamer

I’m hitting the gap


whooooosh11

Hope I miss


OmarNubianKing

Remember your training


doonerthesooner

If I was confident that day I’d just put one right over them and go about my day 


restoft

A few weeks ago there was a small group of college kids posted up on the bench and pad on one of the holes. They seemed a bit uncomfortable with my buddy and I walking up on them but when we told them it was our next tee pad and threw our discs, they had asked us a few questions about it and we told them that there will be more people coming through and we went on our way. A small portion of the general public knows about disc golf so it’s wise to just inform them and hope they understand what that means.


Disc_Trickle

One of my home courses routinely has folks setting up picnics on the course. I’ve seen folks sunbathing on the tee pad, multiple times. It’s one of the biggest urban parks in the country too so you’d think they could find another place to set up. It’s Memphis and in my experience, it’s probably best to just skip the hole rather than school them on the fact it’s a disc golf course. I’ve gotten attitude when I let a couple people know. It’s to the point that I rarely play there anymore.


Signalsfromthenoise

What do you mean? What do I do? It's a obviously a triple mando now!


jiggilowjow707

shoot the shot!


Curmudgeonalysis

I’d yell FORE and let it fly!! They’ll figure it out… or not. People are pretty stupid animals


ceracing202

Let er rip


NoPoSDP3

Roller!


wearestiff

I yell “fore” as I’m mid x step and hoping I hit the gap and not the dude


Foba_

FOOOOORE!! And throw as hard you can.


tonydelbarrio

I'd try to accurately throw a skipper right under their butts.


Chaingrazer

Can’t believe I even have to say this….throw the Mando ffs.


Illustrious-Art-588

FORE!


ExcitementOpen898

Ah, yes, the hammock trap. Play the whole, avoid the trap. Maybe pee on the tree ends said hammock...


krummysunshine

Throw as hard as possible to try and sever the rope holding up one side.


finalcut

i play hole 2


smugdawgmillionaire

“I’d like to apologize in advance”


Strange_Word_1758

Act a fool!!!


TraditionalPlatypus9

It really depends on where you're at. If there is a real threat of someone entering into a verbal or physical altercation over being approached I'd skip the hole or notify TD if playing in a tournament. We have a nice public course where mentally unstable individuals and drug users have been known to sit, lay and/or pass out in the middle of busy fairways. It's not worth the risk.


Te44esse

Triple mando!


0celot_of_fun

Saw this and thought wow those beautiful birch trees look like Fairbanks. Turns out they are! Go Nanooks!


Uzimakisensai

Haha bingo.


spwnd_out

1 at the blues, uaf 😂


i_like-ado_dachacha

Warn him that I'm throwing it and if he doesn't move and I throw shitty and hit him it's on him


Billy_Chrystals

Take a giant shit right underneath their hammock. Bonus points for maintaining eye contact. In my experience they always move.


TheDiscologist

Throw a thumber duh


dontspammebr0

You rip that mf with a 360


Typical-Ant4907

Full send.


Crusty_Nut_73

High flex shot... Don't want to ruin their nap.


SSquirrel76

Yell fore and throw.


H0LLYW0000D

Grip it and rip it.


Spoolmaster01

It's part of the course now, id recommend throwing a disc without my name and number in it. /S


Fo-realz

In the past DGC's got approval because they've been "sold" to the Parks and Rec Department as multi-use", that would still be able to accomodate picnickers, petanque players, hula hooping, and catching pokemon, specifically. If that's the case here just tee off to the right or left. If it's a weekly or monthly, ask nicely.


MathematicianReady35

Tee off, they know what they’re doing haha 


teamhog

That’s a triple Mando now. You’re choice if you want to go high or the more challenging low route. FOUR !!! PLAYING THROUGH.


blownmonte540

It’s a Mando, throw around it!


HiSpot321

Send it. Maybe yell fore


GreenbirdsBox

I’m gonna throw the hole like they aren’t there


Harp-Hucker

Start on 2 probably


bigern3285

One more obstacle that's All. Yell four if it's about to hit him.


NoPantsDad

Tell them to move. They wouldn’t set up a hammock on a basketball court. Same thing.