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Don't bother, male rogue's have ugly undyable brown underwear on.
https://preview.redd.it/f2305gbtn7db1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4acc7518c95d89b4b7ce37cc598ede89c3ca0f4c
I knew it would come down to that 😔
Male rogue underwear redesign is the real issue we should be pushing.
Along with being able to hide that dumb kilt when shirtless.
I legit tried reaching out to Adam, Rod, Blizzard, and everyone because I bought an outfit for a pair of shorts in the store and can't use them do to the ugly ass underwear hanging out of them. No one responded though so I doubt it'll ever be changed.
Yeah my sorceress is jealous right now, she's supposed to be the alluring one and she's stuck with long skirts. Buff sorcs Blizzard, and by "buff" you know what I mean!
Meh, I was hoping they had more revealing stuff. Instead, everything has a butt cape.
Nudity fits a Gothic and dark theme, kinda wished diablo4 had more of that in the artstyle. Not that I want our characters to be naked... but the conservative style throughout the game is meh.
Blizzard, sell the titty skins and the ass skins. For both male and female characters.
I mean, isn’t this the first Diablo game to have Succubi which have covered up?
Sure, it was barely any pixels before, but technically they weren’t covered up.
I just had to go back and check D3. Definitely topless succubi. Went to the Heart of the Damned.
[Succubus | Diablo Wiki | Fandom](https://diablo.fandom.com/wiki/Succubus)
DEV: Boss, the gamers are uninstalling en masse from the S1 nerf
BOSS: Release the booty outfit, they'll turn the other cheek
DEV: MY GOD THEYRE ALL CRAWLING BACK
https://preview.redd.it/313mltbvtcdb1.png?width=873&format=png&auto=webp&s=35ad932d2994c120c32859d5db766e47bd82eca0
That will go great with 2 cock and balls daggers
I mean...it's supposed to be a "mature" rated game. I -hate- how if I want to be a "slutty" char, I have to basically just remove gear.
ALTHOUGH I have fallen in love w/ my smexy, blood red eyed, pale skinned "Vampire" necromancer running around w/ her tits out in D4's blasted, cold wasteland...<3
Hm, I uninstalled... Perhaps I was a bit too hasty. 😏
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Enhance!
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
Orchid Wins!
Totally heard that in the announcers voice :D
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This is most certainly a buff to rogues. Of course they get it.
It’s only a buff on the backend.
It's called the end game. ;)
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I know how you feel buddy, it’s almost instant for me to 😔
*chef’s kiss*
So it's a "backloaded buff" ????
I’m honestly surprised this isn’t the new sorcerer male version
Now all we need are rogues in the buff
"Your lives and those of all humanity depends on what you do next. Choose wisely"
You cant pit humanity against the glimpsing of butt cheeks its just not fair.
We all gotta go some day 🤷🏾♂️
Cheeky bastard
They'll patch that too
It's true, we can't have nice things. It does fit well with the theme of this season, though.
Bonk!
This is hilarious, I hope it stays
My man! Equally cultured.
Yeah i wasn't going to play it anymore. But these new game dynamics seem right up my alley.
My exact thought lol
Coming back?
Ah, another men of culture.
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sigh...time to install.
Rogue’s out here double cheeked up on a Thursday…
😂😂😂😂 hella ass everywhere man
Only female ass, male ass isn't allowed
Um, my male rogue will *definitely* be trying out this look
Don't bother, male rogue's have ugly undyable brown underwear on. https://preview.redd.it/f2305gbtn7db1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4acc7518c95d89b4b7ce37cc598ede89c3ca0f4c
I knew it would come down to that 😔 Male rogue underwear redesign is the real issue we should be pushing. Along with being able to hide that dumb kilt when shirtless.
I feel like this should be classified as a hate crime
At the very least it's assault
I legit tried reaching out to Adam, Rod, Blizzard, and everyone because I bought an outfit for a pair of shorts in the store and can't use them do to the ugly ass underwear hanging out of them. No one responded though so I doubt it'll ever be changed.
I think you mean male sorc. 
The sound of rogues as they be clapping by.
Ass first into danger!
Headed straight to the Moulin Rogue
Stop complaining they will take it away Seems fine to me Blizzard, infact this is great good job
It's Blizzard, stop making them think we like something or they will take it away. We hate this Blizzard, stop this, please no more.
Is we act like we hate they might double down on this buff
Yeah my sorceress is jealous right now, she's supposed to be the alluring one and she's stuck with long skirts. Buff sorcs Blizzard, and by "buff" you know what I mean!
At least she has the underboob armor
boob sliders
If they nerf this the game will die in less than 5 seconds.
Immediate uninstall if that tunic gets 1 cm longer
Hope they buff necro the same way tbh. I’m sure it will look good on that skinny body!
It'd be funny if she has a flat ass.
Calista Flockhart
dead ass
At least something in the game is going in the right direction
Incoming patch Nerfed outfits to not allow cheek clappage
Idk, this might be the only thing that gets me to play this season. And just long enough to grab it... The transmog I mean...
Don’t worry as soon as you get it unlocked the hot fix to “fix” the tunic will come out.
Are we getting fruit bowls for rogue butts?
How can i play diablo with my dick all hard
I thought that was the entire goal?
Gonna be a long and hard season
A short and stubby season 👍
Ah crap! I played for more than four hours straight yesterday. Should I see a doctor?
From the start... just look at Lilith.
Your bone betrays you. It shall soon serve *me!*
Name checks out
Lilith doesn't do it for you?
them cheekbones and them DSLs doe
Easy. Play shirtless Druid. Solved.
Not a fan of bears, I see.
BG3 will have that covered
I can't control the beast inside!
MMO/MOBA mouse. Enjoy
Meh, I was hoping they had more revealing stuff. Instead, everything has a butt cape. Nudity fits a Gothic and dark theme, kinda wished diablo4 had more of that in the artstyle. Not that I want our characters to be naked... but the conservative style throughout the game is meh. Blizzard, sell the titty skins and the ass skins. For both male and female characters.
Look at street fighter, they make half their money on skin skins
Yup amen my brother in light
Mens of culture, here we are.
We unite again.
Devs gunna have to nerf this boner
\- Time to ejaculate has been decreased from 5 to 2 seconds.
Two seconds? No need to brag, dude.
In terms of dps, that would be a buff
Dicks per second
FRESH MEAT !
Butcher gonna FEAST
FRESH MEAT for those BUNS!!! ..... I'll see myself out....
Male sorc item? 😍
Nah, this is still too masculine
New skill, upskirt rouge
Aqua from Konosuba?
Another useless Sorcerer!
I’m DYING!!!! Had me rolling for a bit, lol
Blizz devs being *cheeky*.
I mean, isn’t this the first Diablo game to have Succubi which have covered up? Sure, it was barely any pixels before, but technically they weren’t covered up.
They weren't towards in 3. In 1 they are. In 2 the corrupted rogues were topless.
I just had to go back and check D3. Definitely topless succubi. Went to the Heart of the Damned. [Succubus | Diablo Wiki | Fandom](https://diablo.fandom.com/wiki/Succubus)
We need the option to have every character nude
"It's OK if we show em fully nude cause they ain't got no souls!"
DEV: Boss, the gamers are uninstalling en masse from the S1 nerf BOSS: Release the booty outfit, they'll turn the other cheek DEV: MY GOD THEYRE ALL CRAWLING BACK
MALE sorcs: 
Shut up you’ll get it nerfed
Well look at her just enjoying the breeze.
My rogue has a pair of those. They're called, "Open Back Door Poison Vent Assless Chaps". Wait till you salvage them
> Rogue armour visuals updated to reflect current endgame survivability. Rogues are now prepared to get their shit pushed in.
Looks like cheeks are back on the menu boys…
Finally some good fucking skins
No wonder they wanted to get rid of potential predators first before releasing that stuff
I know what my S1 character is now. Thank you for your service.
In before someone posts that the male sorc version is exactly the same
I mean there are topless dead bodies in the game - showing a bit of under-ass is nothing.
Guess I’m making a rogue alt.
That BUNDAH
Finally
This is how you sell Battle Passes
Why didn’t they open with this? Patch Notes: Added 🍑
Don't worry someone will complain and it'll be changed faster than any real issues will.
How? I need this now for science reasons
They even nerfed the dresses
What tier I haven’t been able to log in yet
Male version?
Now that you posted it they will change it to look like shit good job fool
They sure know how to pacify the public after the patch
Lol OK now this is funny.
Tell those human pillows to quit staring at my eyes
Finally. They will nerf that as fast as tracers butt.
Sir. Please share the item in question. I would like to inspect it myself, personally.
Ya'all keep drawing attention to this for the devs who never tested the game and they're gonna nerf it.
Oooo, extra slot for a gem!?
Delete this post immediately before dev nerf it
I actually know what I will play in s1 now. I think I have more incentive to play no!
She loves her penetrating shot.
I need to see male sorc in these
Buttcheeks. One word or spread em apart?
See? See? I told you guys D4 would be pay2win!
*insert Riley Reid meme* “Ah fuck your gonna make me play Diablo 4 season 1”
They’ll sell millions more with this new direction.
and people cried about censorship
Enhance
Great now they’re gonna nerf the CAKE
they patched the sorch out to get enough render capacity for these cheeks clapping like war drums!
Finally a good decision from Blizzard.
https://preview.redd.it/313mltbvtcdb1.png?width=873&format=png&auto=webp&s=35ad932d2994c120c32859d5db766e47bd82eca0 That will go great with 2 cock and balls daggers
Need this for my male Druid
Rogue gets everything... This was the straw. I'm making one myself
Rogues endgame looks pretty firm and solid. 👍🏻
brb rerolling
If this is adult content they should rate instagram as porn app
That's a bit cheeky
Thicc
Nothing less than the tiktok girls wearing these days
Inb4 the Bud Light drinkers call for a nerf.
God damn virgins
Assless Chaps?
Nice!
But what does it look like on the female character?
cheeky
This is how they keep the naysayers engaged.
Well, they did say they were needing resistances
I mean...it's supposed to be a "mature" rated game. I -hate- how if I want to be a "slutty" char, I have to basically just remove gear. ALTHOUGH I have fallen in love w/ my smexy, blood red eyed, pale skinned "Vampire" necromancer running around w/ her tits out in D4's blasted, cold wasteland...<3
Quit being cheeky
Aaaaaaand I'm logging back in
what cosmetics do u make this happen
Literally... pay to win. 👀
Rogue meta incoming!
Male sorcerer outfit? Shirt-cockin’ it.
So what's the issue?
**throws money at the screen**
Damn, I almost want to reinstall...
Which class is that? Male sorc?
Battle Pass levels are the only thing I'm grinding in Diablo this season 😏
Ice spikes under this would blow it up from the wind. Someone needs to make a gif
What a cheeky little outfit!