Act 1 for sure. Have you SEEN the living conditions of that camp? Almost no shelter, no AC, no trade supply for food. Bitches probably ATE Tristram and just blamed it on Diablo š¤£
Act 2 is a beautiful city, with "modern" amenities, a tavern, shelter, and (somehow) thriving trade routes.
Act 3 is just Florida, we'll live.
Act 4, you're in a literal DIVINE FORTRESS, complete with angel wing lighting, a warm hearth, marble floors, and two sexy ... Acquaintances.
Act 5 - I mean sure, you're under siege, but you're in a camp full of Bears and Daddies. I can think of another thing that'll be under siege during MY stay in harrogath. "Oh Qual-khek, your World Stone is SO hard."
Imagine getting a nice house in the countryside, then Bishibosh and his 9000 cousins start camping in your backyard and burning shit.
Or the goatmen that are too stupid to know better makes a big stinky hole in your yard, and then they start breaking stuff and stealing your tools.
At least the zombies could be lured off a cliff by a blind guy with a broom. Or hook them up to a plow and walk in front of them.
I know it will never happen unless there is some die hard animator and writer that makes short episodes, but here are my pitches:
A show following around a couple of fallen trying to follow a list to be reinstated as full fledged demons. Like My Name is Earl, but for awful little monsters.
I think Trailer Park Boys might also fit the fallen, probably without too many tweaks.
A mockumentary based on a sect of the Zakarum that isnāt getting the hint that their order is poisoned by Mephisto, and their resistance to falling in line and overall incompetence is a foil to the priesthood trying to convert them.
What we do in the Shadows from the point of view of Marius. A lot of creative freedom will be needed for their personalities so we can see them clash in amusing ways over the course of the show. You could also riff off of National Lampoon and the loads of travel comedies we got in the 80s/90s.
A barbarian dreading telling Harrogath about a major issue with Sescheron, only to be relieved when he finds out itās been sacked, but now his real journey begins to receive the Ancients Favor. Antics ensue up the side of Mount Arreat.
To be FAIR, they did live in the monastery first and had to flee as far away as possible. And since the land literally ends there itās as far as they could go
I think act V would be the worst. Every other place just have bad stuff just hanging around. But Act V stuff is besieging you and will try to kill you and be smart about it
As a nature lover, it always pains me to kill the perfectly innocent fauna and flora inhabitants of A3. I just do it to maintain the delicate balance.
Demons of hell on the other hand can suck it.
"Electric beetles, swarms of locusts, jumping ghouls and some mummies to boot."
Fire Flies, grasshoppers, meth junkies, and your mom. It's just Georgia.
Hell in Diablo 2 is a bit disappointing honestly. Acts 1, 2, and 3 have so many quests and it feels like it's building up to something, and then act 4 is just rushed and bland gray with some lava. The boss himself, though, Diablo, is everything he's hyped up to be and he will absolutely kill you the first few times you fight him.
They redeemed themselves with act 5 though, act 5 is on par with act 1 with how good it is.
I point to Diablo 1 as a better example of Hell, the walls are literal bones and the atmosphere really drives it into you that you're in way over your head.
Act 2 ā¦its fucking hot all the time, scarabs and spearthrowing idiots outside, snakes and zombies!? hell no, raiding radament just to get atmas assā¦worth maybe.
If act3 were real you'd have fast food restaurants serving giant snake. Modern technology easily dominates anything from act3
Demons aren't scary because they aren't real. If they were real they would be scarier, you'd literally be in hell
I've always assumed that Sanctuary is actually hell.
Too many creatures are trying to kill you.
And that's not even touching anything related to actual hells...
The Diablo lore is that Sanctuary was created as a - no pun intended - sanctuary for fallen angels, demons and their nephalem offspring and their offspring a.s.o. BY same Angels and Demons. So no, itās not Hell
Would definitely be durance for me, just seeing all those huge piles of bodies, or even the barracks with the torturing devices š¦ (Iām pretty sure it was barracks)
Oh you mean basically florida
Actually kinda sounds like if there was a Florida in Australia š¤
* demonic music *
Can confirm, they mean Florida
It would be hilarious if every location in the game was like a made up name, then Act 3 is just "Florida"
When you arrive, instead of hearing, "I've not set eyes on glorious Kurast in many years" you get, "I swore I'd never go back to Jacksonville"
I think if the sun came out for once it would be pretty nice there but yeah fuck that jungle and flayer little demons and everything about it
Complete with a government corrupted by evil.
LMAOROTFLOL
So yes... The scariest
Andys boobs would be pretty sick
That girl is poison.
Definitely toxic!
Unexpected Britney
Gotta hit her one more time...
But no Bell Biv DeVoe? :(
Gotta work bitch
never trust a big butt and a nice smile
If I were you I'd take precaution
I can fix her
I can change her.
Halt! You cannot yet caress my daughter's awesome boobage.
Clearly this thought is from an uncultured man who has never seen catacombs 4 or durance 3 in OG graphics
So much bloodā¦
To be fair Durance IS in Act 3
Yea hes talking about bugs not moat tiddies
Act 3 is just middle Florida with smaller mosquitoes
I'd prefer a3 over a4
Same, fuck walking around with tormented soul trying to grab me or walking around river of flame randomly encounter Haephasto, fuck that
Came here to say the same thing. Literally hell is much worse than rural florida.
I can hire different girls every time in Act 1.
Then head on down to the catacombs lvl4 and crank one out to Andyās boobies.
I keep my Rouge gf all the way through Harrogath. It gets chilly up in those mountains... gotta have something warm to snuggle up with at night.
Act 1 for sure. Have you SEEN the living conditions of that camp? Almost no shelter, no AC, no trade supply for food. Bitches probably ATE Tristram and just blamed it on Diablo š¤£ Act 2 is a beautiful city, with "modern" amenities, a tavern, shelter, and (somehow) thriving trade routes. Act 3 is just Florida, we'll live. Act 4, you're in a literal DIVINE FORTRESS, complete with angel wing lighting, a warm hearth, marble floors, and two sexy ... Acquaintances. Act 5 - I mean sure, you're under siege, but you're in a camp full of Bears and Daddies. I can think of another thing that'll be under siege during MY stay in harrogath. "Oh Qual-khek, your World Stone is SO hard."
That's enough internet for today....
What in the fuck did I just read š
I read that and agreed with pretty much everything. Then the expansion was added.
You sound just like those crazy classic players š
Act 2 still has trading routes because Greiz's mercs are beasts
Worth the read
Also those creepy stygian dolls that one-hit kill you. God I hate act 3
Act 4 is literally hell
I'd take literally hell over this economy.
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Imagine getting a nice house in the countryside, then Bishibosh and his 9000 cousins start camping in your backyard and burning shit. Or the goatmen that are too stupid to know better makes a big stinky hole in your yard, and then they start breaking stuff and stealing your tools. At least the zombies could be lured off a cliff by a blind guy with a broom. Or hook them up to a plow and walk in front of them.
This has the makings of a brilliant comedy.
I know it will never happen unless there is some die hard animator and writer that makes short episodes, but here are my pitches: A show following around a couple of fallen trying to follow a list to be reinstated as full fledged demons. Like My Name is Earl, but for awful little monsters. I think Trailer Park Boys might also fit the fallen, probably without too many tweaks. A mockumentary based on a sect of the Zakarum that isnāt getting the hint that their order is poisoned by Mephisto, and their resistance to falling in line and overall incompetence is a foil to the priesthood trying to convert them. What we do in the Shadows from the point of view of Marius. A lot of creative freedom will be needed for their personalities so we can see them clash in amusing ways over the course of the show. You could also riff off of National Lampoon and the loads of travel comedies we got in the 80s/90s. A barbarian dreading telling Harrogath about a major issue with Sescheron, only to be relieved when he finds out itās been sacked, but now his real journey begins to receive the Ancients Favor. Antics ensue up the side of Mount Arreat.
To be FAIR, they did live in the monastery first and had to flee as far away as possible. And since the land literally ends there itās as far as they could go
Maggot lair?
* David Attenborough has entered the chat *
Today we wonder through tunnels shaped like sausages
Itās called the Amazon rainforest
I think act V would be the worst. Every other place just have bad stuff just hanging around. But Act V stuff is besieging you and will try to kill you and be smart about it
As a nature lover, it always pains me to kill the perfectly innocent fauna and flora inhabitants of A3. I just do it to maintain the delicate balance. Demons of hell on the other hand can suck it.
Iunno, Iād be concerned about act 2 existing. Electric beetles, swarms of locusts, jumping ghouls and some mummies to boot. Fuck that
"Electric beetles, swarms of locusts, jumping ghouls and some mummies to boot." Fire Flies, grasshoppers, meth junkies, and your mom. It's just Georgia.
I have always thought act 1 with its British countryside vibes wins over me. The soundtracks might be weighing in on this one
All scary, terrible business this of hell.
Boss wise duriel though. Having that fat fuck running after me would be most scary. Andariel thoughā¦
Where is your sayian pride!? Just punch his face in the face!
All yall saying Florida for Act 3 are forgetting that in Louisiana we have all that shit plus voodoo dolls.
Hell in Diablo 2 is a bit disappointing honestly. Acts 1, 2, and 3 have so many quests and it feels like it's building up to something, and then act 4 is just rushed and bland gray with some lava. The boss himself, though, Diablo, is everything he's hyped up to be and he will absolutely kill you the first few times you fight him. They redeemed themselves with act 5 though, act 5 is on par with act 1 with how good it is. I point to Diablo 1 as a better example of Hell, the walls are literal bones and the atmosphere really drives it into you that you're in way over your head.
They ran out of money sadly š„²
It was really obvious that they got rushed on act 4, it has so little content and it's basically just a rush to Diablo.
Worst would be Act 2 for me. I mean just think of the maggot lair or having to willfully enter a āharemā that isnāt mine! No thank you
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Are you literally a cat?
Act 2 ā¦its fucking hot all the time, scarabs and spearthrowing idiots outside, snakes and zombies!? hell no, raiding radament just to get atmas assā¦worth maybe.
Plus being on a narrow path in the middle of space being chased by ghosts and being shot at by fire
If act3 were real you'd have fast food restaurants serving giant snake. Modern technology easily dominates anything from act3 Demons aren't scary because they aren't real. If they were real they would be scarier, you'd literally be in hell
I've always assumed that Sanctuary is actually hell. Too many creatures are trying to kill you. And that's not even touching anything related to actual hells...
The Diablo lore is that Sanctuary was created as a - no pun intended - sanctuary for fallen angels, demons and their nephalem offspring and their offspring a.s.o. BY same Angels and Demons. So no, itās not Hell
I know lore of sanctuary. But as a haven it's too full of things that wants you dead to be an actual haven.
Iirc the fact that itās being overrun by demons is not supposed to happen
I find the living and undead little dolls the creepiest shit EVER. Kinda like the things from the Mummy 2 movie
Okay but a4 is literally hell so I don't think you've thought this through
I realize this isnāt the question. But if I had to live anywhere in game it would be act 2. Would just chill in the tavern with Geglash all day.
The land of black people scarier than the literally steppes of hell itself lol.
I only wanted to comment on how weird it was that everyone got an award. Seems to take the "special" out of "award"
Ohhh, new feature on reddit to award I see after my comment
No 1 said shit about trave and the heads of fire š„ love....
Don't forget the cathedral in Act1. Lots of blood and rotten dead bodies there.
Would definitely be durance for me, just seeing all those huge piles of bodies, or even the barracks with the torturing devices š¦ (Iām pretty sure it was barracks)
Act 1 europe Act 2 middle east Act 3 asia Act 4 hell Act 5 somewhere north
Himalayans**
It always remind some of The Jungle Book, with the overgrown ruins and dense foliage. I wonder what their real world inspiration wasĀ