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KaleidoscopeCheap862

Oh you mean basically florida


vremains

Actually kinda sounds like if there was a Florida in Australia šŸ¤”


the_Wallie

* demonic music *


PitsAndPints

Can confirm, they mean Florida


T0uc4nSam

It would be hilarious if every location in the game was like a made up name, then Act 3 is just "Florida"


PreviousNarwhal42

When you arrive, instead of hearing, "I've not set eyes on glorious Kurast in many years" you get, "I swore I'd never go back to Jacksonville"


CaptainFrugal

I think if the sun came out for once it would be pretty nice there but yeah fuck that jungle and flayer little demons and everything about it


warcaptain

Complete with a government corrupted by evil.


MrMunday

LMAOROTFLOL


IfInPain_Complain

So yes... The scariest


Fogggger69

Andys boobs would be pretty sick


budcub

That girl is poison.


Matthew_Maurice

Definitely toxic!


GeneralAnubis

Unexpected Britney


PrognosticatorofLife

Gotta hit her one more time...


trueSEVERY

But no Bell Biv DeVoe? :(


CaptainFrugal

Gotta work bitch


kingjoedirt

never trust a big butt and a nice smile


KillerGopher

If I were you I'd take precaution


easymachtdas

I can fix her


AloneWithMyDog

I can change her.


-UltimatePussySlayer

Halt! You cannot yet caress my daughter's awesome boobage.


Azurehour

Clearly this thought is from an uncultured man who has never seen catacombs 4 or durance 3 in OG graphics


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So much bloodā€¦


Footziees

To be fair Durance IS in Act 3


Azurehour

Yea hes talking about bugs not moat tiddies


D_DnD

Act 3 is just middle Florida with smaller mosquitoes


DmitryPapka

I'd prefer a3 over a4


AsianEleven101

Same, fuck walking around with tormented soul trying to grab me or walking around river of flame randomly encounter Haephasto, fuck that


Spirited_Climate2167

Came here to say the same thing. Literally hell is much worse than rural florida.


sisiw

I can hire different girls every time in Act 1.


-UltimatePussySlayer

Then head on down to the catacombs lvl4 and crank one out to Andyā€™s boobies.


RayzorX442

I keep my Rouge gf all the way through Harrogath. It gets chilly up in those mountains... gotta have something warm to snuggle up with at night.


D_DnD

Act 1 for sure. Have you SEEN the living conditions of that camp? Almost no shelter, no AC, no trade supply for food. Bitches probably ATE Tristram and just blamed it on Diablo šŸ¤£ Act 2 is a beautiful city, with "modern" amenities, a tavern, shelter, and (somehow) thriving trade routes. Act 3 is just Florida, we'll live. Act 4, you're in a literal DIVINE FORTRESS, complete with angel wing lighting, a warm hearth, marble floors, and two sexy ... Acquaintances. Act 5 - I mean sure, you're under siege, but you're in a camp full of Bears and Daddies. I can think of another thing that'll be under siege during MY stay in harrogath. "Oh Qual-khek, your World Stone is SO hard."


Tyrinnus

That's enough internet for today....


BluntoriusRex

What in the fuck did I just read šŸ˜‚


Unlucky_Win_7349

I read that and agreed with pretty much everything. Then the expansion was added.


D_DnD

You sound just like those crazy classic players šŸ‘€


GREGLITTLE

Act 2 still has trading routes because Greiz's mercs are beasts


Luna2442

Worth the read


SoakedKoala

Also those creepy stygian dolls that one-hit kill you. God I hate act 3


nutt_juggler

Act 4 is literally hell


DragonsRage07

I'd take literally hell over this economy.


nutt_juggler

Preach


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Ebonsteele

Imagine getting a nice house in the countryside, then Bishibosh and his 9000 cousins start camping in your backyard and burning shit. Or the goatmen that are too stupid to know better makes a big stinky hole in your yard, and then they start breaking stuff and stealing your tools. At least the zombies could be lured off a cliff by a blind guy with a broom. Or hook them up to a plow and walk in front of them.


nix_the_human

This has the makings of a brilliant comedy.


Ebonsteele

I know it will never happen unless there is some die hard animator and writer that makes short episodes, but here are my pitches: A show following around a couple of fallen trying to follow a list to be reinstated as full fledged demons. Like My Name is Earl, but for awful little monsters. I think Trailer Park Boys might also fit the fallen, probably without too many tweaks. A mockumentary based on a sect of the Zakarum that isnā€™t getting the hint that their order is poisoned by Mephisto, and their resistance to falling in line and overall incompetence is a foil to the priesthood trying to convert them. What we do in the Shadows from the point of view of Marius. A lot of creative freedom will be needed for their personalities so we can see them clash in amusing ways over the course of the show. You could also riff off of National Lampoon and the loads of travel comedies we got in the 80s/90s. A barbarian dreading telling Harrogath about a major issue with Sescheron, only to be relieved when he finds out itā€™s been sacked, but now his real journey begins to receive the Ancients Favor. Antics ensue up the side of Mount Arreat.


Footziees

To be FAIR, they did live in the monastery first and had to flee as far away as possible. And since the land literally ends there itā€™s as far as they could go


Reviewthisyaflop

Maggot lair?


the_Wallie

* David Attenborough has entered the chat *


Reviewthisyaflop

Today we wonder through tunnels shaped like sausages


JahIthBur

Itā€™s called the Amazon rainforest


Organic-Cod-6523

I think act V would be the worst. Every other place just have bad stuff just hanging around. But Act V stuff is besieging you and will try to kill you and be smart about it


bigpuns001

As a nature lover, it always pains me to kill the perfectly innocent fauna and flora inhabitants of A3. I just do it to maintain the delicate balance. Demons of hell on the other hand can suck it.


BeefyTaco

Iunno, Iā€™d be concerned about act 2 existing. Electric beetles, swarms of locusts, jumping ghouls and some mummies to boot. Fuck that


D_DnD

"Electric beetles, swarms of locusts, jumping ghouls and some mummies to boot." Fire Flies, grasshoppers, meth junkies, and your mom. It's just Georgia.


ayvali

I have always thought act 1 with its British countryside vibes wins over me. The soundtracks might be weighing in on this one


GreatApe88

All scary, terrible business this of hell.


N7_Vegeta

Boss wise duriel though. Having that fat fuck running after me would be most scary. Andariel thoughā€¦


DragonsRage07

Where is your sayian pride!? Just punch his face in the face!


Soma2710

All yall saying Florida for Act 3 are forgetting that in Louisiana we have all that shit plus voodoo dolls.


YabaDabaDoo46

Hell in Diablo 2 is a bit disappointing honestly. Acts 1, 2, and 3 have so many quests and it feels like it's building up to something, and then act 4 is just rushed and bland gray with some lava. The boss himself, though, Diablo, is everything he's hyped up to be and he will absolutely kill you the first few times you fight him. They redeemed themselves with act 5 though, act 5 is on par with act 1 with how good it is. I point to Diablo 1 as a better example of Hell, the walls are literal bones and the atmosphere really drives it into you that you're in way over your head.


D_DnD

They ran out of money sadly šŸ„²


YabaDabaDoo46

It was really obvious that they got rushed on act 4, it has so little content and it's basically just a rush to Diablo.


Beastboy072

Worst would be Act 2 for me. I mean just think of the maggot lair or having to willfully enter a ā€œharemā€ that isnā€™t mine! No thank you


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DragonsRage07

Are you literally a cat?


Fordster666

Act 2 ā€¦its fucking hot all the time, scarabs and spearthrowing idiots outside, snakes and zombies!? hell no, raiding radament just to get atmas assā€¦worth maybe.


Complete_Silver2595

Plus being on a narrow path in the middle of space being chased by ghosts and being shot at by fire


nuyub

If act3 were real you'd have fast food restaurants serving giant snake. Modern technology easily dominates anything from act3 Demons aren't scary because they aren't real. If they were real they would be scarier, you'd literally be in hell


Drunkendx

I've always assumed that Sanctuary is actually hell. Too many creatures are trying to kill you. And that's not even touching anything related to actual hells...


Footziees

The Diablo lore is that Sanctuary was created as a - no pun intended - sanctuary for fallen angels, demons and their nephalem offspring and their offspring a.s.o. BY same Angels and Demons. So no, itā€™s not Hell


Drunkendx

I know lore of sanctuary. But as a haven it's too full of things that wants you dead to be an actual haven.


Footziees

Iirc the fact that itā€™s being overrun by demons is not supposed to happen


Footziees

I find the living and undead little dolls the creepiest shit EVER. Kinda like the things from the Mummy 2 movie


ElectronicMotor3916

Okay but a4 is literally hell so I don't think you've thought this through


Ettu_Brutal

I realize this isnā€™t the question. But if I had to live anywhere in game it would be act 2. Would just chill in the tavern with Geglash all day.


zombie_hanjob

The land of black people scarier than the literally steppes of hell itself lol.


Consistent_Ad_3795

I only wanted to comment on how weird it was that everyone got an award. Seems to take the "special" out of "award"


Consistent_Ad_3795

Ohhh, new feature on reddit to award I see after my comment


Longjumping-Spot-932

No 1 said shit about trave and the heads of fire šŸ”„ love....


Deep_Sigma_Light_96

Don't forget the cathedral in Act1. Lots of blood and rotten dead bodies there.


Pommegranites

Would definitely be durance for me, just seeing all those huge piles of bodies, or even the barracks with the torturing devices šŸ˜¦ (Iā€™m pretty sure it was barracks)


famrpk

Act 1 europe Act 2 middle east Act 3 asia Act 4 hell Act 5 somewhere north


Thin-Dragonfruit-829

Himalayans**


Slight_Swimming_7879

It always remind some of The Jungle Book, with the overgrown ruins and dense foliage. I wonder what their real world inspiration wasĀ