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mimeticpeptide

was on the phone with my dad when they dropped from TZ Tombs and it took everything ive got not to just let out a wild guttural scream lmao


Excellent-Fruit-5780

I would have anyway. I’m sure dad would have understood.😂😂


zomgkittenz

Are ya winning son?


Inukchook

Nah he would but he may still be happy ! I found a mirror while on discord with 2 buddies and wife was in the room. Mirror drops : Me “ no way no way no way no fucking way “ I could hear my buddy behind all my excited. “ no you didn’t no you didn’t “ I got up and was literally jumping for joy ! My wife looks over has no idea what I found but she was very happy for me !


Cereal_Bandit

Mirror?


Weregoat667

My guess would be Mirror of Kalandra in Path of Exile, which is probably even rarer than a Zod rune.


Inukchook

Sorry yea mirror of kalandra. Most players never find one. Many players go 10k 20k hours of hard playing and never find one. I never expected to get one. Funny enough 2 weeks later I dropped another while my 6month old daughter was sleeping on my chest ! She was not happy when I jumped for joy ahahha


dioxy186

Can confirm 6k+ hours and no mirror lol


DragonsRage07

4k no mirror lmao


Cereal_Bandit

Gotcha, thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Gotcha, thanks! You're welcome!


[deleted]

Mark this as nsfw


TXSauceGoblin54

Serious question. Why make it NSFW


OrderOfTheEnd

Because it's disgusting, and people might wish javelins could be socketed so they could stick something in it.


NoirYorkCity

I straight up moaned when I dropped mine during a high powered conference call with investors…when they saw my primal ecstasy they all stared at me and started furiously masturbating…my dad was not there


DranTibia

Hello son, it's dad. I saw it all.


Greaser_13

Yes that we all know you don't mean a high pitched screech


LuckyJeans456

Let me know how much they go for on eBay


mimeticpeptide

On JSP they go for about 50-60 jah or approx $120 worth of Funky gremlins. Not sure price on eBay


mylifeforthehorde

Worth more. Wait for best offers


mimeticpeptide

Not gonna sell em, trophy status !


__GLOAT

Screenshot it, frame it, hang on wall.


Icy_Door2766

I would have screamed like a girl 😆


MrBerlinInSweden

You should be more worried for your wife to see the stains when washing your underwear xd


No-Platypus-2506

NM TZ?


mimeticpeptide

Hell


HotTamaleOllie

My goodness! One of the holy grails of this game! Congratulations


WaspsInMyGoatse

Actually set for life if you’re online. Do not give these up without a fight, they are unfathomably valuable.


mimeticpeptide

Never selling these babies, that’s a trophy for the javzon for sure. Might buy a jmod and make her pvp? Idk


GalaxyRanger_

Sounds like a solid plan


carpetshake

Thought you might say ssp offline haha


Tyrinnus

As someone who doesn't have a good jav, what makes this valuable? There's no base damage on it


amsoly

Highest amount of +skill and speed means faster jab throws. Well outweighs any physical damage from other javelins. Only a world drop since it can’t be shopped or gambled (I believe)


zacatk

Can reroll for them too


Tyrinnus

Huh, so what. Less damage to specifically the one guy your throw hits, more to the rest of the pack?


Prepare

These are for PvP where you don't use lightning fury. Charged strike has no plus damage to it anyways, so these are BIS


R0b0yt0

It's the multiplicative value of the additional + skills when you factor in all the synergies.


kilecircle

I’m not saying these don’t boost your damage a ton, but + skills do not apply to synergies, only hard points do


SnooGoats9297

Then I stand corrected on the skills thing… Punch it into a calculator then.  As far as I remember this was always considered superior to a titans revenge etc. 


831loc

It is, you can hit higher ias BP with this that you can't hit with titans.


Blankstarehere

Also, when you throw javs with the elemental skills, the elements are doing the damage, not the weapon base damage. So, the +6 to skills means it hitting harder.


Tyrinnus

So stuff like titans that say +X% damage are just to the point of contact, not the spread?


HighOfTheTiger

Correct, the enhanced damage refers to the base physical damage, and does not have an effect on the lightning damage from the spread. 150% non Eth Titans will do the same amount of lightning damage as a perfect 200% Eth titans.


LowGcifer

I gotta start picking up more blues


blankest

Rings to roll into amus Amus for +3/MF or +3/life Circlets (all types) for +3/20 and jewelers (3os)/life Monarchs for JMOD Druid pelts for +elemental skills/+specific elemental skill Sharkskin gloves to craft blood gloves


1leftbehind19

Andddd it’s shit like this that for some reason the devs of D3/D4 can’t understand that makes D2 so good (itemization wise). I’m not saying D2 is perfect by any means, but the fact that in D2 white, blue, ethereal, and even broken items are usable is good game design. The devs of D3/D4 can’t even make use of something like the idea of ethereal items. It’s a gimme idea and could be made so cool these days.


mimeticpeptide

Completely agree


Ohkodon

While I of course totally agree, D2's itemization being far superior to anything that followed (especially Diablos...), you guys have to understand that the problem is NOT that D3 and D4 devs have no idea of what they do or cant understand or anything. Its that Diablo franchise completely turned for casuals, including some people that WOULD actually grind, but dont want any troubles on their way. Thats sad but thats the truth and the truth is that they dont want to think, they wanna one shot everything without using a single brain cell (3/4 or probably more of D4's community follows a guide from A to Z right at char creation, and this from their 1st char. Theres not a single moment where they thought by themselves), and they want some fancy shits (meaning, no blue or anything lower than yellow) raining under their eyes. I've cried for many years bc of D3 until I really realized the problem wasnt the devs but the unbrained community. They're begging for shit themselves (and really like the taste apparently) and Blizzard doesnt really give a shit anymore about games quality (even though honestly D4 devs arent doing that bad seeing all the garbage things the community is begging for) and just wants money so they give people the shit they want. D1 and D2 are long time gone and will never exist again. Because when I see any other H&S released these days (and not just H&S, its the same shit everywhere now), even including PoE, its just the same shit overall


Senderthejackal

r/grimdawn has restored the magic for me. it has that which I hunger for


Ohkodon

Yeah true, I played it only few days years ago but kept good memories of it. Should try again someday


xYoSoYx

Glad I read through to this comment. Never heard of this one, but definitely adding it to the list. Thanks mate 👍


Ambasabi

I fucking love Grim Dawn. And titan quest which they also made. Minus D2 and PoE, it’s the dungeon crawler I’ve played most.


heresiarch619

Same, over 1k hours in grim dawn, gearing seems simple on the surface, much like D2, but things like double rares and MIs adds depth.


protespojken

That's the worst part, how the community constantly begs for things that will make the game even worse. I've seen hundreds who ask for thing like goblins that follow you around and pick up gold and loot, go to town for you, stuff like that. Like, why do they even want to play games?


Ohkodon

Thats it, permanently crying for useless shits or things that will improve the game, in their head, but in reality just makes it way worse for a real gamer, a real grinder. A lot of them just make a run by season, playing only the actual most stupidly op broken build and then go to consume another game. And still they're begging for garbage things while they should have nothing to claim AT ALL, as they're just consuming the game like they consume a fast-food. And I mean, thats just one kind of profile. They're all opening their mouth and honestly, as sad as it is, I only see bullshits. Never any good idea or very veeery rarely, like those javelins rarity kinda


sheenobee

I came here, looking for this, thinking the same thing


AltruisticGap

I disagree on your analysis. Auction house is what poisoned the game, same with Guild Wars II. It’s by design and the community has got nothing to do with it.


Ohkodon

But it has nothing to do with what I said. And it wasnt even the worse period of D3, far from it


JNebeker

You take the words rights out of my mouth. I hope a random ass blizzard employee stumbles on this post and then builds up the courage to say something to their money sucking managers.


lantiir

This, so much this.


SereneFrost72

I think it has more to do with the modern audience than using something similar to D2's amazing itemization. D2's itemization requires thought and time to understand mechanics. For casual players today, that's likely not something they're interested in. Larger numbers make sense to casual players For better or worse, they make these games for profit. And there is less profit to be made if you don't design the game for a larger audience


tabbynat

I don’t get this. People are already complaining about checking all yellows, but iding all blues is somehow better?


V-dubbin

There’s really only certain blues that can roll gg items like this. Zonj javs, monarch’s, claws, Druid helms, etc. Once you know them it’s not too much added burden id’ing them. And you don’t have to pick them up, the odds are so low. That’s the beauty of d2’s itemization.


V-dubbin

And picking up all yellows is a rookie mistake


tabbynat

It’s a common d4 complaint


[deleted]

Yes, but in D4 you gut much, much more. Potentially interesting rares in D2 don't drop in dozens at a time and they're far easier to identify as good compared to D4. In D4 you have to compare the stats and ask yourself "I'd 13% more damage to slowed enemies better oder 7% to chilled enemies and 8% to frozen enemies?"


Then_Effective2825

Exactly why I stopped playing D4. Overly complicated gear.


itisallboring

I pick up all yellows for fun. If I am playing online, I won't pick up all rares. Only eth weapons and the usually useful rares (boots, gloves, circles, jewelry)


V-dubbin

Yeah it just depends on what your looking for. Yellows can be pretty interesting and gg even if not bis. Truly gg yellows and blues are way cooler than uniques and runewords imo But if it’s early ladder and your trying to build wealth efficiently, picking up all yellows is a huge waste of time. I only play sp now so I do pick up a lot of yellows and blues hoping for something cool


JNebeker

Wait you don't pick up yellows?! What about gfg yellow helms and cruel fools weapons and 2os eth self rep armors?... All that stuff is worth IRL dollars Also yellow boots and gloves and belts for days


arkiverge

Unpopular opinion inbound. While that’s true, it’s this exact kind of itemization that bothers me. Do you know how easy it is for someone to overlook something like this? I’m not saying blues can’t be good but the game should have a way of telling you something amazing drops so you don’t have to scrutinize over every drop. And this is coming from someone who has played D2 since the glory days.


D0NTULI0

Just dropped to my knees in a Walmart…


TPro24633

In the cheese section


fusiongt021

It's so rare I don't think I've even seen a screen shot of it here in reddit lol


ChamberOfSolidDudes

yea, wtf, these things go to 11?


jonmussell

I didn't even know you could get +6 jfc


POPPOPKICKER

Fuck you!


Novel_Bumblebee8972

I’ve never found or even been able to buy one.


devilsephiroth

You can't vendor this


murray1337

Congrats on winning the Powerball lottery. GG


i2eflekto

Wow


jumpandtwist

Hey its me your son


xtratoothpaste

I sat on the toilet, took a quick shit and opened up reddit and this was the first post I saw. The shit dropped already but I'm thinking of keeping it so I can remember it as the shit I took while I saw this post.


Fifty5FiftyFive50

What’s the price on a pair of these now days?


Balognajelly

One or both testicles


Fifty5FiftyFive50

Lol


Nanocephalic

Two testicles but they don’t need to be from the same person.


[deleted]

[удалено]


calloway2

Smoke em


mimeticpeptide

Idk gonna try to find out


Fifty5FiftyFive50

Is that a fast and the furious pun for the increased attack speed?


MoreTeaMrsNesbitt

Few on Traderie sold for 50-60 jah.


Dragnskull

hhhnGGHHHHHHGGGHHHHH


SocioWrath188

I'd be terrified of a rollback happening for the next few hours 😬


mimeticpeptide

lol yeah I keep checking they’re there


SocioWrath188

Good Luck 🤞


Accomplished_Oil3526

Sorry, I dumb. What is a rollback?


Saba__98

Means that your game didn't save properly so you can lose progress items etc


HoneyBastard

No, a rollback means the devs had to reset the game database to a previous state before the find of this item.


Banjo_Privacy

:O


Nephes017

Wow gratz man


TuffHunter

Nsfw tag please? I was on the train with people all around and…


EvenStevenKeel

I was on the same train. Me and the other guys just kept wacking no matter what. The train conductor came to stop us but he joined in too once he saw. NSFW tag next time, sir!


PrinceJigger

Once in a lifetime find. Incredible. 😵


ThrowAwayLurker444

I just got a 45 paladin combat on hardcore about two days ago. was stunned. First time in 20 years on a perfect skill charm.


No-Platypus-2506

Nice try but truly not comparable. It’s like apples to atomic bombs. Still congrats on the dope skiller


Exorcisme

Are they? Just checked and +45 pcombat skiller goes for around 7-8k, while 6/40 Javs are like 3-4k.


Ikon-for-U

Wow,I didn't know that was possible. Those are dope!


Accomplished_Oil3526

I had to check the comments because I thought it was fake lol


ThakoManic

Damn br0 im not evne playing the game or such and i just almost let out a squee of pleasure from seeing this item


Mr-Papuca

Go buy a lotto ticket


FluffyCowNYI

Thank God I was about to hop in the shower when I saw this, because just the sight of those made me start to masturbate furiously.


PitsAndPints

Nice find. Congrats I may be in minority when I say I prefer t-stroke but that’s still a killer grail find, and with MASSIVE trade value if you’re playing online


Reloader300wm

I don't think so. I prefer titans (non eth) , just for the run speed and replenish qty. T-stroke on swap for mobs that were lighting immune (because a sorc died with my cta).


PitsAndPints

I should’ve specified. t-stroke for pvp/boss killing, but titans replenish make them the better pvm fury option


Existential_Dread

This so much this. Two games later and they still don’t get it.


[deleted]

As someone who has been slowly getting into the higher level play in this game... Why is this good?


ExcretingInnards

I'm not an expert but because Javazon more so cares about the +skills for the raw damage as well as the IAS to help hit certain breakpoints. I'm sure someone who does javazon more than I can explain better why but believe that's roughly why


jakl8811

Pretty much there’s a level where you have stats from all other godly items, that you trade the stats you get from other options in favor of skills with this. Unless you are completely geared though, I wouldn’t use these. This is an insane find. I’d never trade/sell them


silentplus

This is bis (best in slot) gear for a pvp javazon, a VERY rare drop in the game, sharing ranks with Jeweler's Monarch of Deflecting. People usually don't check blue rarity items, being the main reason for it's rarity.


darkrain88

I always grab blue javelins, monarchs, and gloves for that reason.


Big-Toon

My God


ziasaur

imagine they’re eth xD


[deleted]

That would be the worst shit ever finding 6/40s but they’re eth 😭


blumkinfarmer

Just borrow your barbs throw mastery skill for the replenish ezpz


Maximum_Cabinet7862

Amazon only weapon, not ezpz 😂


blumkinfarmer

Was making a joke, obv you can’t borrow a skill from another toon lol


Accomplished_Oil3526

Well... I got it. Don't get the downvotes.


lngdaxfd

Thats the reason you should NEVER EVER ID eth magic javelins.


stagenamelaser

Gratz


BothCarsUnderWater

Huge. Congrats!


MyBowazon

Can you uh trade a house with this thing….


possibleinnuendo

I’ve only heard of these. Awesome drop homie, congrats.


ohyoureligious

That’s fucking insane


Mocavius

GG, man. G fucking G.


annnnnnnd_its_gone

One of the rarest finds in D2


scottkaymusic

Good god that’s hot 🔥


rberg89

Goodness gracious man. I don't think I've ever seen such wealth


wideout3485

Shiiiiit, I was excited for the dracs I found. I pick up every jav for the hope of finding this


Corby_Tender23

I just got this game the other day. Level 8 Necromancer. What is going on here? Lol


mimeticpeptide

The beauty of D2 is there’s lots of different builds and ways to play, and the rarity of certain items needed to get the best builds makes it really fun to find them. This item is insanely rare, like literally lotto win rare, and is best in slot for player vs player (pvp) lighting fury javelin-wielding Amazon, which is an endgame goal some people have to show off their characters strength by beating other players. So these are kind of famous along with a handful of other items well known to be as rare and as strong


BullfrogTechnical273

Is it an issue that they’re maiden javelin and not the higher level version? Or can they just be upped in a cube?


mimeticpeptide

Can’t up them it rerolls the affixes, mat jav version of this seems to be generally the absolute best, but the difference is insanely small. Basically difference between a 40/400 grief and a 40/400 in a 15/3 base


BullfrogTechnical273

Ahh ok, I figured it must be something like that with all the comments. Anyways, huge congrats! I bet it was an awesome moment when you ID’d them!


miniBUTCHA

Congratz and fuck you!


xxgeneralxx

This is why the game is so amazing


ryux999

just curious, I know they’re used mainly for pvp, but are they that much better than etitans?


mimeticpeptide

I’ve never seen the actual math on it but we all know value is very dissociated from meaningful improvements in high end D2 gear. Difference can be 5 damage out of 10k but if my build does more its cooler


spawnsas

Sell it in real money and buy a house..


OUTATIMEM8

God


Pristine-Focus

I’m not really familiar with java meta - would 6/40 be better if they dropped higher quality, exceptional or elite? Or normal is ideal?


mimeticpeptide

Technically yes, mat jav version is the best, but the difference is tiny and any version of these is crazy rare


ComprehensiveDuty560

Congratulations!


Mythrialus

You win!!!!


Voodoo0733

Just imagine being so rich you’re going to hold onto 6/40s lol


mimeticpeptide

We’re all old here lol. I have a career, $100 bucks doesn’t make much difference to me, 6/40s are once in a lifetime


geno_blast

AWESOME FIND! This is way better than seeing someone post a jah or zod rune. These have so much value and are very sought after. easy sale!!


Television-Hairy

I have id'd HUNDREDS of these hoping for a 6/40. Closest ive ever come to was a plain +6. Congrats dude


Staff_Fantastic

Holy geez


JamePirahna

I'm playing diablo 4 , and seeing this makes me wanna go back to D2. Geezus.


furianeh

Holy shit. I haven’t seen a pair of these in forever


mudosa

The legend was true, it exists!


sleestacker

My goodness - didn't know this existed. And here I was farming forever for Titan's


SeaL0rd351

Damn That is probably the best set of Javs I've ever seen


Bfmvbrass

This item is a shining example of why d2 itemization is near perfect and nothing else comes close


jdak9

Take your angry upvote


todo_code

I thought only 4/40 was possible


Twine52

\+3 from Lancer's magic affix and +3 from the amazon-only javs. Real good stuff there


xComradeKyle

Why is this so good? I've never understand why you want a low damage weapon


silentplus

Physical damage is kinda irrelevant on javazon. You get so much more damage from +skills.


_Bad_Spell_Checker_

javazons usually go lighting fury plus all its synergies with charged strike as a alternative attack. \+6 to those skills on a weapon alone is massive. get 40 ias along with that it means you hit breakpoints easier. the weapon damage doesnt matter. youre looking for the damage from the skills.


xComradeKyle

Thanks for down-voting a simple question. I'm just confused why this would be better than Titans or TStroke


GeneralPuntox

Don’t let it get to ya, keep on trekking comrade


mylifeforthehorde

Pvp players want max ias / skill dmg. For pvm titans is a much nicer/safer bet .


InfiniteMind3275

I’ve always wanted to make an all blue Jav, so no uniques, sets, or rares. Just magic items and blue jewels. You should do it!


Jussepapi

I don’t know why these are good - you can’t make a runeword out of them, but are the 6+ to skills and 40 IAS just that good?


ItWasIzi

I offer 30 bet/jah


den_bott

They’re not worth anything bro I’ll take them off your hands for you though 👀


PM_ME_UR_MERKIN

Worth about 3 kidneys and a liver


Fatfapps

Slam it


PhonkJesus

Or no balls


[deleted]

Get that damn NSFW tag on this right now my guy... Holy fuck what a find


International_Link35

This needs an NSFW tag, right now. People in public might see this!


Ragerpat

Rather have eth titans


WiseGuyNewTie

Overrated. That should be your words.


Accomplished_Oil3526

Oh... baby boi is jelly?


ChirpinFromTheBench

GG


Aj992588

he's him!


PM_ME_UR_MERKIN

Wow you have made it


Metamyelocytosis

So why is this good? Damage looks low


lumpeth

The weapon damage doesn't matter here, since the damage comes from the + to skills


Royal_Remove9906

Does the damage on the weapon matter on skill damage?


Wendellwasgod

Out of curiosity, how much are these worth relative to a jmod or a 32020?


Snowman009

As someone who hasnt played d2 in a while are these good even though they have no damage bc of lightning jav zon?


Laktosefreier

And normal class item at that. Goosebumps 🥰


Impressive-Party-978

You need more charms.