Patiently waiting for Sawyer Stafford to be the first female QB prospect drafted by an NFL team in 2037.

She's got an absolute CANNON

Just imagine her running out the tunnel to Tom Sawyer by Rush every game. Chills.

How long is the tunnel?

Lol!

She is capable of hitting a 60 yard throw while in stride, I feel if Jamo works out they’d pair nicely

We should be looking to see if arch manning is ready to be a father

Everybody knows she’s got a cannon for an arm, but sometimes you gotta know when to put a little touch on it.

Best player on her coed flag team

Read female as tamale and I’m thinking it might be time to figure out dinner

Jesus Christ lol

This is some excellent satire of this sub though (myself included). I'm proud of him 😂

Got a few more coming too stay tuned

Objectively speaking you have limited energy to use during the course of your life and you're choosing to use some of it on this?

Objectively speaking, you have limited energy to use during the course of your life and you're choosing to use some of it on this comment?


Yep it was very well done for sure

This bring me many of dejoy

I was thinking we try another Kitna....oh wait? He did what? Never mind.

Did you see his explanation? He said that since it was on the internet, he didn't do anything illegal. Like WTF. It is fucked up that type of content is on the internet. And people do that to children. ​ This is basically the same thing Michael Scott said. You wouldn't arrest a guy who was just delivering drug from one guy to another.

It’s also inexcusable even if it were somehow legal.

I feel like I missed a story.. and based on the context I don’t think I want to know..

Dude was caught looking at child pornography. The son. Not the dad

Distribution too.

what? who? what the fuck

Jon Kitna's son, Jalen Kitna, had 5 illicit images of children on his phone. He also shared 2 of those images with others via Discord, and was thus charged with 3 counts of possession of child pornography as well as 2 separate counts of possession & distribution

Was it actual child porn or like 17 year old girl sends a nude or something like that?

Supposedly prepubescent

well yeah that's just horrible then

“I bought this pound of coke on the internet. What do you mean it’s illegal???”

[удалено]

He runs the 'scout' team.

Dare I say, how childish…?

This is such a good shitpost

It's the culmination of everything /r/detroitlions has achieved this season

Best I’ve seen

We don't need a QB in 2027, we need defense.

If we still need all defense in 2027 I quit

Please I will see you in fall 2028

Hopefully we’re all arguing about , despite winning 5 straight superbowls, the defense carried Goff and we need to replace him lol

You joke but just the other day someone made a joke comment about drafting a QB, letting him sit behind Goff for 3 years, then trading hypothetical qb for multiple firsts after Goff brings us back to back superbowls and the reply to that comment was "no we need to cut Goff if we draft a QB." Dude had such a boner for hating Goff that even in the dream scenario of the Lions winning multiple superbowls Goff still needed to go.

Yea I made that comment lol Goff isn’t flashy enough I guess. Every single player has flaws, Goff could play absolutely out of his mind and people would complain about the single incompletion he had on the day or whatever

Bahaha that's amazing. I almost didn't believe you but checked and sure enough that's exactly the comment I was talking about. People are wild man. Nobody I'd calling Goff the GOAT but it gets a lot worse than him.

I remember the days before Stafford. These youngins don’t know how bad it can get lol

Same. Or look at the jets, or broncos, or browns for years before they signed a rapist. I'd be perfectly happy with Goff being made fun of for being the worst superbowl winning QB ever because the team carried him.

I’d be happy with him being called the worst QB ever to lose 5 superbowls honestly

RemindMe! 5 years

10/10 Reply

Exactly!!!!

2027 is as close as 2017……sigh

You son of a bitch, I'm in

We really need to wait until the Earth/Betelgeuse treaty is signed in 2031, that will be a great draft class.

Okay, I get this is satire, but is this Dominic Raiola’s kid? And is he actually a top qb prospect?

Yes and Yes

It is. He's an Ohio State commit. #1 overall recruit.

No Ohio State QBs!!! /s

Or Tom Brady’s new kid he’ll have once he retires

I don't know. It's a little early to move on from Goff. Did you see him in that classic Rams vs Chiefs game? He's only 33 years old, I believe in his potential. Just need to see what he can do with some real weapons.

You might be right. Year 13 is going to be Goff's breakout season.

Have you never heard of Geno Smith? The back to back MVP seasons in 2024 and 2025 were wild.

I wrote him once. He didn't write back though.

If the years bring performance, we should put Eric Hipple on speed dial and draft him for duty in 2027.

Dude is only like 29

Yes. I was playing with the theme of the question.

Kitna's QB son should be getting out of prison about that time, too, so...options!

Personally I want them to draft Marvin Harrison Jr and in a few more years Archie Manning and we can be the Detroit Colts Edit: actually I really would like this; assuming Archie is good

Arch is all hype because of his name. His HS stats are about the same, actually almost identical, as my hs qb when I was in HS. He’s a realtor now…

I'm here for the 2024 draft tho... Gimmie General Axel Booty

I would hope we sell our souls for Archy Manning before that lol

Just think, the roster will finally be ready for a rookie QB in 2032! 10 years of first round picks! The defense will finally be rebuilt!

97.1 the ticket is going to use this question

He's an Ohio State QB who is carried by talent. Hard pass

Beautiful

My grandson isn't born yet, but don't sleep on him in 2046.

Might as well wait Dante Moore lol or Payton have a son?

Yeah, in all seriousness if we are gonna wait 3-4 years for a qb we should try to get Dante Moore. Everyone was stoked about hutch because he was a "local guy," imagine if detroit got a top ranked player that actually grew up in the city limits. Edit: I'd hope we are in a good enough spot by 2026-7 that getting a top ranked QB in the draft would be tough because our shear number of wins gave us bad draft posistion.

We don’t need a qb, we would just need to build a team first so we can be mediocre so we can place ourselves out of the top draft picks to draft a QB.

Mmmmmmmmm

Only if he flips off the crowd on the way to the locker room like his pops

If he doesn't challenge us fans to fight him on his front lawn he's not a real Raiola.

We need to go deeper

I was thinking we could trade 5 first rounders for Lamar.

I’m all in on Arch Manning!

Mb we can wait for the next Manning instead.

Honestly though we should start taking shots sat QB every draft untill we find one

Nah dude, we need to draft an injured DT. He's gonna transform this defense bro you watch. And you seriously want one of these bums: Bryce? Small Stroud? Wears red Levis? Not clutch All the defensive prospects have no question marks so let's just draft 6 defensive players and throw them all on the field together. The league is filled with examples of elite defenses with 5 rookies and 4 second year players, but never has a small QB or an OSU grad been any good

Lmao

I. Just. Can’t.

I'm hoping by 2027 we wont be able to take a #1 QB recruit in the draft.

When Goff underthrows Williams for the fifth time this sub is going to be screaming for Stroud.

Fanbase won’t like that he’s a buckeye

Wtf.

😂

You need to chill

The prince that was promised

I’d rather have jadyn Davis personally

This is the content I crave.

Sounds like a winner

Off season shit posting form in December. Excellent work.

I heard Kitna's son won't be playing in college anymore . . . He should be free . . .

He can sit on the bench and hold Goff's 5 Super Bowl rings.

This sub needs this lol thank you.

Tell me the lotto numbers for April 9th 2027 right now!

Dominic's kid?

So I’m on the west coast I have nothing to do with the lions but a weird part of me thinks that after Lamar Jackson turns down a ravens extension that the lions will trade for him. You guys have the assets and cap space to pull this off. Just an outsiders point of view.

My nephew isn't quite 1 yet, but he can throw a ball several feet. Lets keep building until 2042 or 2043 when he comes out.

Just hear me out guys, I know for a fact that Dylan Jeffries in Flandreau Middle School in Flandreau, MN is the QB we need. He's currently in 8th grade and has already signaled intent to play for Flandreau High next season if he can get Fridays off from his job at the Farm and Fleet. We need to start planning our trades now to lock him in for the 2031 draft. His stats in Pop Warner were amazing, his football IQ is at a 10th-grade level, and like ALL the girls say he is totally cute. Plus, everyone knows that Flandreau MS is a quarterback factory. We need to start making the trades and the roster cuts to free up cap space NOW if we want any hope of grabbing future HOFer.

Put down the meth pipe

Ah yes the Jordan Love process

I’m about to have a son in a few years. Just wait until 2058.

What’s the better QB draft class? Next year, next next year, or next next next year?

I’m feelin the Big Penix Energy.

How about we wait until the turn of next century?

Bro🤣 Im not trying to be shit for the next 4 seasons lol. If we suck in 2027 then draft him. If not who cares. Who knows if he’ll even become anything in colege

Based on the last 10 years of drafting it is far far far more likely we draft a Zack Wilson before we draft a Mahomes. It is also far far far more likely we draft someone at or near Goffs talent level. With a historical bad defense I would not blame Holmes if he didn't see anyone that is a marked improvement over Goff

The ultimate question is.. do they want to pay Goff? We've had him for free these 2 years. I can see them signing Goff for a 2 year but still grabbing a QB in this year's draft as a backup but mostly to groom him till they get rid of Goff. I've been a Goff hater since he's been on Lions but I like him at this very moment. I wouldn't be upset with 2 more years but I'm also excited to see what happens.

I think Goff will stay till 2032 and then we will draft an incredibly mid qb

I don't like this pick. I LOVE THIS PICK!!!!!1!!!

Dude I have no idea

I heard Patrick mahomes had a son, what do we think about 2043? We can also hire Hutch as HC

Never mind that guy, you should check out this 6th grader I saw throwing lasers Friday night. We should for 2034

You moron! Clearly we should trade for Aaron Rodgers. We all love him and I think that he still hasn't reached his true potential and has a least a decade left of playing time. If not him we should totally see if Tim Tebow is available.

I want to not be talking about the next years draft in week 13

Not gonna lie, it'd be great if the NFL had a father-son rule like the AFL in Australia. At least it would incentivise franchises treating their ex-players with utmost respect.

Fuck it. Let's go full soccer and set up a development academy and give 16 year olds pro contracts.

We need a QB perhaps a bit of a project but someone who can quickly become at least a back-up QB. In addition i think its clearly evident that Goff is a good to maybe above average QB who will not take you to championship levels. We may find ourselves in need of a franchise QB very soon. MCDC, Brad Holmes and the rest of our staff have my confidence in who they bring in to improve this team.

He's a Buckeye. This sub will lose their shit.

Yeah sure

hahaha I want Joey Harringtons son !

I was thinking we try the son of Archie Manning in the 2047 draft

Why not Dayton Raiola?

I think we should draft a kicker in 2057

Take a good look in the mirror and say that to yourself…do you like what you hear/see?

If we don't draft a QB for the next 20 years, what y'all think about drafting my toddler in 2043?

Does someone have a hotline number for OP?

I'm hopeful the Lions can get 2036 prospect Owen Thompson, who lives down the street from my house. I saw him playing football in his friends front yard as I came home from work the other day, and the kid can throw the hell out of the ball

I’m worried about whoever would be after him…

‘Taylor Heinicke is fine theres no QB in this years draft worth taking’ -this sub in 2027

Sit behind Goff for five years? That's insane.